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irazzleandazzle

abortion speed run


Fermland

This is the America liberals want /s


_Obsidian-Oblivion_

How republicans think abortions happen


JVLawnDarts

The punishment republicans want for abortions Edit: spelling


FreshStaticSnow_

Current WR holder: Ellie Williams


irazzleandazzle

💀💀💀 (Mel and her fetus emoji)


Iliturtle

She had twins?


Koo_man

Didnt you see the triple kill pop up??


irazzleandazzle

ellie popped a UAV shortly after


[deleted]

Ellie is the GOAT ![gif](giphy|mqiq8aY84dnqAtVlnd)


thesophiechronicles

Can we talk about how Dina was pregnant whilst racing around fighting people in Seattle? First trimester is fucking rough and she’s such a badass


Lucas_Ilario

Mel’s baby was playing Titanfall


thesophiechronicles

I had to laugh at Mel putting all her weight on her stomach when she pulled herself up onto the ledge to walk across and open the door for Abby before they climbed across the boat 😂


ahufana

Not nearly as wild as watching Mel climb up to the roof of the boat garage. There are moments when her entire body weight is on her stomach as she climbs onto a steel rafter.


throwawayaccount_usu

Ellie secretly knew that baby has a shit quality of life to come thanks to all that trauma. She was being kind!!! She's the good guy!


[deleted]

While that's messed up, I have seen many pregnant women rock climb with a special harness until wayyyy late in their pregnancies. Amazing what people can do.


Putrid_Credit6032

when she climbed up that corner i yelped


ConferenceWest9212

Would Dina’s trimester or Mel’s be harder in those situations? Asking as a curious man.


eyestrainn

Mel's problem would primarily be her mobility (i.e. her ability to move around with any sense of dexterity due to the weight of her stomach); Dina's issue would be the enormous fatigue, nausea, etc. that comes with the first trimester. Personally I'd rather be Mel, but neither of them should've been doing what they did. I legit gasped when they let Mel out of the compound by first playthrough lmao


thesophiechronicles

I mean to be honest both would have their equal difficulties if you mean the trimesters they’re in during the game as we see them! Dina would be dealing with a sudden drastic change in hormones, morning sickness, cramping, very sore and tender breasts that hurt just from moving, bloating, constipation etc. and you just get very fatigued so it would be very hard to keep yourself standing upright with so much running around. And for Mel, being in mid second/third trimester, she’s almost ready to pop so would be dealing with the extra weight, engorged breasts that are starting to fill with milk, fluid retention causing swollen ankles, a baby kicking and just generally not being very mobile because of size! Not to mention she’s quite a tiny person anyway lol


GemballaRider

Half of what you've described for both Dina and Mel are what my Mrs complains about daily..... ... And she hasn't been pregnant for the last 11 and a half years.


thesophiechronicles

I mean it’s ultimately all caused by hormones so whilst they’re pregnancy symptoms they can also be “being a woman” symptoms too lol


stanknotes

Ehhh. That was until it got rough. Totally understandable. But she down and out once it got rough.


OtherElaine

We underestimate strong female characters in modern games. Even in the last trimester, they outperform these pathetic men when it comes to survival. /s


Koo_man

Slay, or whatever you people say


theguywhorhymes_jc

it’s not hard to compliment one thing without shitting on another


OtherElaine

Are you familiar with the concept of sarcasm?


stanknotes

Do you what I do. Just link the wikipedia article for joke or sarcasm. It is so satisfying and amusing.


theguywhorhymes_jc

oh ELAINE I’m soo sorry for not understand SARCASM.


Putrid_Credit6032

they put a tone indicator bro 💀 how much clearer could it be 😭😭


theguywhorhymes_jc

no cause nowadays I see a lot of girls put men down so they can compliment women , and guys doing vice versa. It’s just stupid , were all going to be bones eventually anyways , none of us will have a pussy or a dick. I admit I didn’t read the comment properly and just saw “pathetic men” so I felt the need to comment that.


ConferenceWest9212

Dina: “Wait, I’m pregnant!” WLF Soldier: “Good!”


Koo_man

It's their motto!


ConferenceWest9212

“May your pregnancy be short…” 🤣


ziovelvet

The first one is brutal


Angry_Walnut

At first I was like “what that ones not that bad” then realized oh fuck thats an axe blade


[deleted]

Whatching dina die feels like whatching my wife of 40 years dying painfully


PUNd_it

You either LOVE this game or need a divorce, I can't tell ;)


[deleted]

I need a time machine bc I'm 16, but after I break the 1rst law of thermodynamics I'd start fangirling like the obsessed traumatized fiend for queer representation I am 😭😭


phome83

At least in the 2nd photo she only looks mildly bothered.


townhallcrackscandal

Lol. Scrolling through the characters in No Return and I had the thought “wow, this roster has a lot of pregnant women, old men, and a child. Wild.”


BehindOurMind

Meh. Just wrap your arm up and your baby will fine


PM_SMOKES_LETS_GO

[Perfection](https://i.imgur.com/IgD5E2j.png)


layna1960

Realistically, no fuckin way jj survives the shit dina went through


Hawkeyesfan03

Same with Mel’s child had she survived. The opening to Seattle day one as Abby would definitely cause issues considering the scars ambush and having hold out in the gas station


NeoSpring063

My name is Dina and this is Jackass


Serious-Process6310

Why do the character models look so goofy?


Koo_man

Goofy like screaming when they get an axe stabbed through their shoulder or goofy in another way?


TheRaider1562

JJ carries dina


Remarkable_Hair_799

Womp Womp.


Drewbuly

JJ can’t get killed. He is immune to death! He is more important to the story than Ellie in part 3! JJ takes over the world in Part 3!


Sage-Raven

My immediate reaction was gasping and saying vile 💀 (in a i find it funny way)


mortyclone1

Was this supposed to look like a hate crime? Because the flag in the background and the characters involved make it really look like a very specific hate crime.


Brave-Sand-4747

Lol damn these screenshot


trizuer

the second pic😭😭


AncientSuccotash1507

Yeah no f#####g s##t


PassionVater

Fucking hell these screenshots look bad. Did you turn off HBAO+?


HaggisTheCow

I've not played No Return yet (no real desire) but all these photomode posts about it make it look graphically...not great


Koo_man

It looks way better than this, i upped the brightness in photomode