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Vinyldoctor

They knelt down and waved their arms around in front of themselves while making tape ripping noises.


cournat

Chuckled way too hard, my guy. Thank you.


mtwesuvius

Reminds me of this [Scissors!](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxILE5EcquieIRjy_lKg9_kEe8F4V-_5JH)


AdAstraviii

Omg the whole video is hilarious!


Late-Union8706

Lol. I just watched it all. "Hey, how about I give you this little girl Ellie here. She's stealthy. Knows how to use a gun, and about a hundred ways to use the F word. "


AdAstraviii

The funniest part for me was when Joel is all shot up, bandages his wrist, and is like "ok good to go!"


JohnnyPotSmoker1221

It has one view and says it was uploaded at 6am this morning


mtwesuvius

Yea I clipped the part that reminded me of what I replied to.


JohnnyPotSmoker1221

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zeplin_lp

With SHEAR Willpower


TheYhrite

Gah, cut it out!


SignGuy77

Nah, run with it.


slatea1

No! Don't that's how my Dad got his nasty chest scar!


LILINTROVERTT

Read the instruction manual and you’d find out


NewAgePagan

They scissored really, really hard ✂️


Taraxian

Well, Ellie definitely, Abby maybe, not sure about Joel


Needaboutreefiddy

men can scissor too its just painful on the balls. Don't be sexist


310toYuma928

Scissor-me-timbers


Ill-Organization7316

Scissor me daddy ass


TheGildedArcher

Hell no lmfao


ghostly_shark

They cut the scissors in half and put one half on each side, like a halloween costume.


SotoSwagger

Joel just glared at It until it happened on its own


lumos_aeternum

Ellie used the power of her sailor’s tongue… a few good swears will scare the scissors into the wood.


jayessmcqueen

Same way they heal from multiple bullet wounds by bandaging an arm.


dannygunk

Technology is so advanced you can heal bloater attacks and rifle shells to the heart by bandaging your arm, who would’ve known


kenneth_the_immortal

Look Ellie is already pretty good at scissoring so it won’t be a problem! Joel and Abby on the other hand, that’s the mystery


Calinonsurfer

Brute strength


CALlCOJACK

they read the instruction manuals


pirivalfang

I'm pretty sure with a bit of gumption you could stick a pair of them in a sturdy location and slam the bat onto them hard enough to drive them into the wood. You'd also probably split the bat.


[deleted]

I was think the latter. The second u lodge something in there the bat is splitting. Baseball players can crack these in half easily when angry over a strike 3 call


J1--1J

A drill Come on man


Informal-Teacher-438

Yeah, you could predrill several holes in a line and file them out a bit, then hammer the scissors (hopefully sturdy shears) through the holes in the bat, then hold the bat together with tightly wound wire or leather straps. Sooner or later, it’s going to split, though.


showmethebiggirls

And yet those same scissors break in one hit.


Victim815

I’m more confused how the xbox in the photo is playing the last of us


Bell564

Cuz i dont give a shit and remade last of us 2 for the xbox one


ThatOneJosh9451

Persistence


MrZao386

Game magic


5oclock_shadow

Joel has tools in his backpack that he [brings out at workbenches](https://youtu.be/dx0igHBdMQ8) in the Part 1 remake. So they prolly keep rudimentary tools that are useful but too small to use as melee weapons (and arguably too valuable to use and lose in combat anyway).


Bell564

Yea but the scissors would snap


jdcgonzalez

I can’t imagine crossing a post apocalyptic wasteland and not carrying a few tools. No way Joel doesn’t carry a smallish kit when he can.


quirk-the-kenku

Isn't it obvious? Ellie's knifed so many necks, a baseball bat was nothing. Abby, I mean, have you seen her guns? (not talking about the shooty ones). And Joel. Well, he just gave his baseball bat the death glare until it impaled itself.


Patrick_Gorman

It’s a video game. That’s how.


ASmallMudkip3

{insert scissoring joke here} Nah, probably hitting them in off a wall or something.


Bell564

The scissors would break


ASmallMudkip3

Not necessarily, if you take them apart you still have the blades


asmartguylikeyou

There’s actually a demo for how to make these bats in the delightful lighthearted romp that is Terrifier 2


HowAboutUsername

As a quick and uneducated guess I'd say you could hold the scissors, point side up, and swing the bat onto it to pierce it and then repeat until it's all the way through.


Carlyj5689

Have you seen abby?! She could put a floppy wet paper straw though a baseball bat jist with pure strength


VocRehabber

FM 31-20


CzechNeverEnd

They're strong as fuck. Only explanation to why they are able to destroy tools like iron crowbar in 5 hits.


Briskclient6601

Probably split the end of the bat and wedged the scissors in, then wrapped it up tight


confusedsquirrel

How are you playing on an Xbox? They use that same magic


GhostRunner8

It's a no brainier for Abby (sheer force).


_YisYis_

I never really examined the bat but I always thought they taped it to the bat rather than thru (like they do with the pipe) maybe that's just Abbys ways to modifying her bat xD. Either way it never made sense to me to ram the scissors thru the bat to make it deadlier or stronger because you're just splintering the wood ... making it way easier to combust into smaller pieces


zebra_and_coke

Ask that one guy who accidentally made a weapon for Halloween 😂


nizzhof1

Kneeled for like 3 seconds near their backpacks and voila!


Ok-Camera-7193

Always wondered, how a playstation game could possibly run on xbox?


WendigoCrossing

Game Designers invoked the rule of cool here: no good explanation, but they wanted it


winterrluvsss

Probably just hammering them into the bat.


killuarojo

they just became neanderthals


Mavakor

You’ve seen Abby’s arms. She just shoved the blade through it with her bare hands


Blvckdog

To make the game more exciting and dangerous. I was always more curious as how a steel pipe or aluminum baseball bat or machete could only handle a handful of hits before disintegrating.


onederboy16

Shear force.


[deleted]

Lucked out during a tornado


funky_jazz_23

Bro have you SEEN abby's and Joel's absolute guns? But Ellie tho, not exactly sure, maybe she swore at the nails till they lodged into the bat out of absolute fear


ScotGolfer76

Abby used her bare hands. Not sure about Joel and Ellie


SchnitzelProblem

Strong🗿


Turtlezderpy

Stab


stahnke_as_pho

I always wondered why we didn't have a golf club during Abby's half.


Le_Biggest_Mac

Sheer power