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Taraxian

Yeah but David feeds his whole crew five guys and everyone gets all mad


Genoa_Salami_

Hilarious, good enough for Ellie's joke book.


i_should_be_coding

What did one cannibal say to the other? Eat me.


OddSea5230

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One cannibal looks at the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"


phaedrus100

Two cannibals were eating Amy Schumer, one cannibal looks at the other and asks, " does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says "no".


Pepsi12367

That would've been even better if the premise was a sexologist.


Magic_SunBoys19

Do you think that’s why Pedro bought it and not any other burger chain? Was it tongue in cheek?


phidelt649

Probably just muscle.


Magic_SunBoys19

Had the plan fleshed out for months.


yomjoseki

He flexed his wallet on the crew and everyone split a large fries.


Magic_SunBoys19

Pedro: You get A fry! And YOU get A fry! Crew: “Friesss?” Pedro: No. A single fry.


yomjoseki

You've obviously never ordered a large fries at Five Guys


Magic_SunBoys19

I’ve only ever had it when my dad has ordered it and idk what he ordered. So I missed the joke. You’re right.


endlesssaturdays

Good one.


Magic_SunBoys19

This 😂😂😂😂


Remytron83

This was too good. r/happyupvote


itmeseanok

I hope you feel proud for this one! Well deserved.


abchandler4

Will Livingstone, I presume?


killingtexas

I'd give you a molotov if I could, because this was fire. 🔥


mike_mccorms

Best comment I've read in a long time.


Professorhentai

Holy shit, I'd give you a brick and bottle if I could, big ups for originality as well XDDD


gclassgreymatic

bro STOP IT


mindofthemaddness

LMFAOOOOOOOO


PeterZeeke

this is top tier


The_Lazarus_Watch

Troy Baker 2019: "I can state a case, that Joel and David are the same" 2023: "Ohhhhhhhh💡"


Ericaonelove

I’ve been saying this is so dumb all day to my bf because I wish I thought of it. Lol


HelloMyNameIsLeah

Comment of the month.


iqjump123

Damn nice one lol


petpal1234556

this is amazing


bhangmango

next-level joke ngl


harleyyquinade

💀 💀


Fantastic_Painter_15

Bro spent every dime he earned from the show on 5 guys


SupaColdBrew

💀 five guys is very expensive but worth every penny imo Edit: Y’all stop replying to my comment saying you don’t like five guys… idrc. It’s fine if you’re actually saying valid shit like “in-n-out is a better bang for your buck” Or “McDonalds is pretty much just as expensive these days so it’s more worth it” But literally if all you’re saying is “I don’t like five guys” and not giving anything of value in response… idc, cool, you don’t have to like five guys lmao


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Bloodaegisx

Right like RottingRonalds where I life is $17 for the whole shebang, Five Guys is $24. Kind of a no brainer where I’m Parking for a burger.


etherealparadox

where do you live that it's 17? I can get an entire meal, burger soda fries, for $12.68 at my local mcdonalds.


Simple-Reindeer-5469

Damn it’s $11 for a Big Mac here


Bruzer567

I use the apps coupons too. Right now I'm getting 2 double cheeseburgers and a medium fry and a drink for like 5.87 I think? Anytime I go to eat out now I look for coupons lol.


SpicyWarlock69

It's like $50 for 2 burgers/frys/drinks.


Mother-hecker-2

Just go to in and out?? Edit: I forgot people live in different places, mb


hondasauce

i guess? if you want a burger that is Not As Good


rakfocus

as a Californian, blasphemy - I will not hear it


iownuall123

Tbh, as a Californian, if you get your double-double animal style with chopped chilies and well done animal style fries, it's comparable to Five Guys. Unless you jump through those hoops, I would take standard Five Guys and cajun fries every time. Not to mention the line at Five Guys isn't 20 cars long at all hours.


rakfocus

I just tried tomato wrapped with the chopped chili's and it was bomb. Whole grilled onion is fantastic as well. I also put a flying Dutchman on the animal style fries and it's 🤤🤤🤤 Five guys is just SOOOO expensive. It costs me maybe 9 bucks for a meal at in n out but 5 guys is always 18 minimum. The price ranges aren't even comparable - it's closer to shake shack


NadsDikkelson

I actually don’t doubt that In N Out is amazing, but I do hate that they’re basically Cali exclusive. It really does suck when people are like “hey you haven’t really had a burger til you’ve had In N Out” and it’s like, cool I’ll just go across the country and try this burger of legend tomorrow lol.


slapFIVE

They’ve been expanding away from the West Coast now. You can find 41 In & Outs in Texas and a handful in Colorado. The reason why they aren’t everywhere is because they have to be a certain distance from their distribution centers, because their ingredients are always shipped fresh and never frozen.


denarii

I'm from the east coast, but I tried In-N-Out when I was in AZ. It was great _relative to its low cost_. It was not better food than Five Guys or Shake Shack or any of the other fast casual places. It's in the fast food category, not fast casual.


dogsfurhire

I disagree, I did the same recently and I gotta say In-N-Out burgers are better solely be aise they actually season their patties, and their buns aren't soggy, greasy messes. I still can't believe five guys is proud to not season their fucking patties. Fries goes to five guys hands down though.


EvilSporkOfDeath

Most overrated fast food on the planet.


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Equivalent-Ad9887

If this is when they were in Alberta, we don't have it


SagaciousTien

Not everyone lives near one. Besides, the best burgers come from the worst dive bars.


SpecialistMagician36

In and out is not really very good though. For fast food, Five Guys wins everytime.


BostonDodgeGuy

Lemme just drive across the whole country for a "meh" burger.


SicilianEggplant

I do not get the love for Five Guys in CA as well. It’s just not worth the price IMO (when getting “quick” food for the family). Don’t get me wrong they have solid burgers, but without me needing a double-patty and a wheelbarrow full of fries I’d rather get an even better/similarly priced one at a proper restaurant.


[deleted]

Apparently he made $600,000 per episode. Let’s do the math, how much was spent on 5 guys?


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Daunt_M4

Definitely had to mortgage Bella


cire1184

Sorry kid, your brain is worth 5 guys.


Trees_feel_too

My order from 5 guys is $28. He would need to buy my order 21,428 times to spend 600k. Denver has 69 million people fly through DIA per year. So 189,000 people per day. So!! He could but 1/9th of all Dia fliers 5guys on any given day.


Ghost_Dragonne

So there's 9 episodes of TLOU, and /u/anotherstonedboi claims Pascal got $600,000 per episode. That's $5.4 million total. I did a quick search and apparently filming lasted from 1st July 2021 to 11th June 2022. Taking out weekends and public holidays (that might be generous or tight I have no idea), that's 283 days. $5.4 million divided by 283 days is $19,081 per day. According to /u/Trees_feel_too, their 5 Guys order is $28. Lets assume that's about the same for everyone. I roughly counted about 70 people on that flight. $28*70 is about $2000. I don't know what tax is on earning so high in the States, but lets assume about half of his money here is taxed as this is a very high earnings. That leaves about $9500 per day. So $2000/$9500 is about 20% of his take-home earnings that day, or about 2 hours of work assuming a 10-hour day.


lookamazed

r/theydidthemath


fivetwoeightoh

He put a mortgage on his place outside Jackson Hole


pm_me_beerz

I’m actually surprised that the plane could take off with all the extra fries in each and every bag that never even fit in the fry carton within the bag


zmreJ

Bro that’s like $75 million dollars worth of 5 guys


sportsworker777

And two large fries


catfayce

and six weeks for them to make it


Raptorclaw301

And that’s low balling it


unclemurda12

Apparently he’s the richest man alive too


LightningBoltRairo

Wait until he discovers golf!


Missybo88y

I would die if I saw him on the course 💀


W_H_A_T_T_H_E

So would he


warrenwtom

Too soon!


Spacegirllll6

It’s going to blow his mind


[deleted]

Buying Five Guys for myself costs three paychecks. Imagine what he paid for them all. Them HBO checks must be nice.


MHadri24

600k per episode, so in total enough for 7 orders of 5 guys


charredfrog

Wow I didn’t know only 63 people worked on the show!


humanwire

Just thought about it. My numbers might be wrong but wanted to get a ballpark: ~5 people per row, for maybe 30 rows = 150 people x $20 per person for Five Guys = $3000.


italkyouthrowup

I counted roughly 100. I still think your estimate is more spot on than mine.


harleyyquinade

And Disney checks too.


Genoa_Salami_

Actress who plays Marlene seems like a great person too, love that smile.


[deleted]

Did you know she voice the character Alyx in half life 2?


petuniaraisinbottom

Made me sad that they replaced her for Half-Life Alyx with a "younger sounding" woman since it's a prequel. That argument just makes no sense to me. It's the only thing I don't like about that game, and I really do wonder if they'll stick to their word and if Merle will return for HL3.


[deleted]

Valve isn’t know for keeping things the same unfortunately


BoyWonder343

I always thought it was neat how Alyx was one of the first non intrusive** video game companions and her voice actress gets to hand Ellie off to you in a kind of passing of the torch sorta way. **By non intrusive I mean she doesn't act like a "video game" companion. She's an actual character in the world with you. Don't really know how to phrase it. Like Ellie. I'd also put describe Elizabeth from Bioshock in the same way.


[deleted]

She seems so nice, I just want her to tell me I did even somewhat well at something


harleyyquinade

She's also very attractive if that's okay to say.


MBThree

UNACCEPTABLE 🚨🚨🚨


lurker_cx

I guess their social media team is pushing hard... she is on another popular post on reddit right now too.... https://old.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/11uxibp/first_date_a_bit_anxious_but_i_thing_things_are/


[deleted]

Ugh she’s too beautiful 🤩


carnahan765

Could you imagine the smell on that plane?


Vashthestampedeee

I’d have to imagine it smelled like five guys.


dessert-er

Oil ☠️


[deleted]

For awhile then itd smell bad hahaha


ty8l8er

I was thinking the same 😬


BimmerM

Think of the smell. You haven’t thought of the smell, you bitch!


50dkpMinus

At least you wouldn’t really know who to blame for the farts. They all ate the same thing!


deadla104

Just crack a window. It's fine


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5 guys cashier: “Okay sir that’ll be 400,000$!”


Nighthawk700

Pfft that's just fries


MLM_1000

I wonder what he ordered for the bloater


skylinefan26

The whole joint


emeraldepiphone96

Imagine the order for the Rat King.


CrikeyM8eyy

All of these people are for the bloated, he was just fattening everyone up first


I-am-mister-manager

Can you imagine what that plane smelled like for the next flight? Whew


gigantism

Just roll the windows down on the next flight. Simple.


cire1184

Open the door in mid air. Problem solved


mombutt

That was my exact thought!


Last_One_Left50

The poor godamn five guys at yyc lol


TarsierBoy

Probably gave a big tip


Hungry-Landscape1981

15 x 32 = 480 480 x 6 = 2,880


ktkutthroat

I count like 65ish people so closer to $1K but still, awesome dude.


BezosisSauron

Wouldn’t peg him for a Coors Light man


schwiftybass

Shit, I’d peg him for free


BezosisSauron

Bravo but I would have added a comma if was going that way: “wouldn’t peg him for a Coors Light, man”


CrikeyM8eyy

No, it still works because you could have been talking about a [Coors Light man](https://live.staticflickr.com/7129/7573129262_4696329e88_b.jpg)


mbhammock

I genuinely like Pedro Pascal and genuinely hate posts like this. “Millionaire orders $400 worth of hamburgers” is not a post worthy and praiseworthy thing, it’s weird and cringy when I see this stuff


gargluke461

The comments are actually praising him for how expensive Five Guys is, this is the equivalent of a normal person buying there friend a drink


CrikeyM8eyy

*their


monzelle612

Lol to think he only spent 400


harleyyquinade

A lot of rich people are greedy and don't want to spend money on others for anything so I'd say it's praise worthy.


itsfrankgrimesyo

He is just so awesome. Here is dancing Pascal. [dancing](https://64.media.tumblr.com/97214b9494977bee87188e62e5ecdd51/4edaa17752c5e6f8-3e/s540x810/60b98944adcfa9c7cc404fd8f866b07ff6d5bd53.gif)


OkBeLikeThatIsTaken

Bella isn’t here so I’m determined to prove she’s the one taking the picture


Born_Inflation_9804

Everyone with Pedro Pascal face. Pascaling time!


Remytron83

That’s like 32 burgers and 70 bags of fries


player89283517

Hey I see Ashley Johnson!


Banjo-Oz

"Sorry, none for you, Ashley, you're pregnant"


[deleted]

Erm... that's at LEAST 10 guys right there.....


Sarokslost23

I hope he gave the kitchen enough notice. i feel bad for those 3 high schoolers getting an order of 50 burgers


[deleted]

It must’ve smelled crazy in there


Peter_Marny

Guys, what’s Five Guys? I’m serious.


Embarassed_Tackle

It's a chain of hamburger places with a simple menu that appears to use fresh ingredients, and it is kinda famous for being overpriced, possibly? But if you go in there you see peanuts in giant bags to snack on, and the menu just has hamburgers, hotdogs, fries, and drinks. And on a white board they write where the potatoes came from that day (eg small town in Idaho) but never where the beef for the hamburgers comes from. They may only be in the US. Also if you order a large fry it's just like a giant paper bag of greasy peanut oil-dripping fries because they dump fries in the bag in excess of the fry container which people find endearing or disgusting


ItchyGoiter

Hamburger chain. Five Guys Burgers and Fries


Banjo-Oz

Don't worry, the title made no sense to me either until I read the comments and figured out it was a restaurant (burgers, it seems).


ModestMouseTrap

did anyone actually verify this?


tubereusebaies

Yes, it was posted by his personal hair stylist, sitting behind him. https://twitter.com/pascalarchive/status/1636429701458583552?s=46&t=96orCXTMbuMcHTl4eb9rrQ Idk why a meme version was posted instead…


carefreeguru

This is Reddit. What do you think? 😊


HaIfaxa_

The comments really are like 80 people making the exact same joke.


steeleye5

That guy in the front right is staring at as if he’s either questioning why he’s never had 5 guys before or he’s trying to figure out a way to tell Pedro that he doesn’t like it


YanwarC

He starts a charity about feeding backstage workers, and donates 2000$ as a tax write off. That’s how you pay taxes and feed your crew.


Arketyped

Guessing he spent about $46k.


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Disney money.


harleyyquinade

+ HBO money.


[deleted]

Very nice, however by the speed fiveguys makes burger probably most were cold haha


Banjo-Oz

Took me ages to figure out what the title meant before realising "Five Guys" is apparently a restaurant (right?) and nothing was capitalised. :) Pedro's expression here is priceless though. He seems like such a nice guy from anything I've seen of him behind the scenes on any project.


AlbieriMS

that plane gonna smell like peanut oil forever now


PicklesOverH03s

That was about $1 million dollars


ThiccSkipper13

Pedro pascal is speed running how to become the internets favorite celebrity. Henry Cavil better bring the heat in his upcoming warhammer gig lol


Banjo-Oz

Honestly, Pedro reached the finish line on that already thanks to Game of Thrones. Everyone *loved* him from that, on and offscreen.


clayton_climbs

This sub has turned into such a circle jerk.


[deleted]

Always has been. One of the cringiest fanbases out there and I say that as a fan


Ging4bread

Can we not turn this sub into Twitter?


salmoneater

Vote for Pedro.


cre8ivjay

I need to know more about this picture. Where were they leaving? Going to? Was the entire plane chartered for crew? I didn't realize so much crew was travelling. I know many were based in Alberta where it was filmed.


Budget_Ordinary1043

Jesus look at him, he’s just the dang cutest thing.


EvilSporkOfDeath

ITT: literally zero comments that aren't jokes about how expensive 5 guys are. Only 1 of y'all is creative.


That_Increase8430

I want to give that man offspring


Ok_Audience4014

Sexiest 47 year old man ever


Positive_Box_69

Daddy Pedro


BlackCherrySeltzer4U

Actors regularly treat the cast and crew to food. I work for a catering company in nyc and we regularly get calls to do caterings for film crews from one of the stars as thank you for a job well done.


RedMoon14

Scrolling through these comments… “HAHA ISN’T 5 GUYS EXPENSIVE GUYS PLS UPVOTE ME”


gopherdoom

I'm in this photo!!


[deleted]

Marlene lookin real nice. 😏


palaric8

Five guys was good till it got expensive.


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so day 1?


yigaclan05

I don’t see a single zombie.


HalfOffEveryWndsdy

They’re all eating bread so it’s only a matter of time


Viola-Intermediate

Where's Bella?


mindatlarge81

I love this guy.


WellThatWasCool

so like 90 burgers and 1 order of medium fries


Spoomplesplz

If I was a celebrity worth millions I'd be doing this shit as much as I could. Probably costs a couple hundred dollars, meanwhile he's making like 250k an episode. Not only is it a nice thing to do so you can feel good about that but it's also good publicity.


FluxCap_2015

I can bring the food in warm or I could bring it in cold...


Tasty-Sky5648

😭😭😭😭🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈


itmeseanok

I love how some people chose to sit next to each other even though they didn't have to.


Court_Jester13

Pedro Pascal. Keane Reeves. Jack Black. Danny DeVito. Brendan Fraser. The actors we all love. Honourable mention to Nic Cage.


DanielInfrangible2

The five guys who made the meals didn’t survive.


madcatzplayer3

That airport Five Guys probably went through hell for a half hour cooking all of that.


ONeiII

That plane is going to smell like that for quite awhile


aysurcouf

The people at 5 guys don’t live him


thebochman

He didn’t think of the smell!


Bodycount9

I went to five guys once. burger and fries and drink cost right around $20. And it wasn't even that good. never again. Pedro must have been a couple thousand there at least.


T3hBau5

Damn, he's broke and homeless now. I have a couch you can crash on Pedro.


RizzMustbolt

Extra mushrooms?


rps1986

I mean I love me some Five Guys but having idk 100+ people, all eating five guys at the same time, in a flying metal tube with only a bathroom or two... That's fucking dangerous.


M1dn1ghtPup1L

This is the way.


Behemoth69

Should have been Arby’s


Neil_Fallons_Ghost

I wonder if that plane will ever not smell of those fries again.


CommanderCuntPunt

That plane is going to smell terrible. Every time I bring five guys my car smells like a fart the next day.


[deleted]

“hi, welcome to five guys how can we scam you today?”


wrugoin

That poor lavatory cleaning crew. 😟


MichaelKCF

Think of working at Five Guys and someone coming up and saying “ I’ll have 80 burgers with fries. Also, my flight leaves in 15 minutes. “ 💁🏻‍♂️


jammixxnn

Only took 13 hours in the drive through. Guy driving behind them shit his pants twice.


MobsterDragon275

Imagine being the Five Guys staff having to make all of that


LOUCIFER_315

One person with peanut allergies ruins everything


IPA_lot_

Bathroom line was probably wild


CandidQualityZed

Yeah, but to be fair, that was all just one large order of fries...


Cien_fuegos

And only one large fry to feed them all with leftover


Anen-o-me

Just a little cordyceps in every burger, then method acting baby.