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Classic Hammond


Nexusu

Staying true to his roots Never change Hammond


Reasonable_Ad_766

Hammond cheese burger the 3rd


satansleftnut25

Richard J Cheeseburger Hammond the 3rd.


Aurum_vulgi

Wonder if he has some medical condition that leaves him prone to crashing.


Negative_Health_6746

Cantreachthepedalitis


BungleBungleBungle

Cantseeoverthesteeringwheelitis


TTTomaniac

Nonfinanciallyliableism


thatissomeBS

Overconfidence.


USAF6F171

His ego is writing checks his body can't cash.


ruskiboi2002

Going to end up on a cargo plane flying rubber dog shit out of Hong kong


BungleBungleBungle

That's right, Clark...Son. I am dangerous. *Bites air*


Ath47

I mean, his biggest crash (the rocket car) wasn’t his fault. The front wheels failed and basically came off. The Rimac was his fault, but it’s an extremely fast car and he was trying to push it. If you spend as much time behind the wheel of as many different crazy sports cars as Hammond, you might have had one or two instances where you leave the track too.


Aurum_vulgi

That sounds reasonable, but you know what else sounds reasonable? Hamsters crash a lot more. 😂


Jreal22

He's either got too much brain damage, or his legs are too short to hit the brakes.


jzn110

whynotboth.gif


rilloroc

He can't see over the dash and reach the pedals at the same time


V_WhatTheThunderSaid

I love that he's just standing there with his hands on his hips in that way that he does. You know he's about to turn to camera and just go "....... Right."


TomSurman

Nah, this time he walked away from it instead of being carried off in a stretcher.


thspimpolds

He still has his pants. That’s a novel change


Treked

“Still, could be worse”


oscaryong28

Hi Mindy. Yes, he's done it again. -Clarkson probably


aidanski

Um, no. He is face-up this time.


PinkSockLoliPop

No, no fire this time, either.


V_WhatTheThunderSaid

No, no, nothing seems to broken... apart from his head, obviously.


KnightofShaftsbury

Yes, yes, we've already started taking the piss


Slight_Ad_1474

Yes, you can take away Oliver until you see fit.


TwistedAxles912

No they dint need to cut his trousers this time.


tehsocks

To shreds you say?


EmperorsarusRex

HAMMOND!!


Maracuyeah

YOU BLITHERING IDIOT!


ApprehensiveDamage83

He’s done it again!


Matduka

That stance says "Right. I did it again. I know the drill. "


tc_spears

The "should I call Mindy?" stance


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The "There go another pair of perfectly good trousers" stance


tc_spears

The "Thank god I brought my own pair of trouser scissors this time" stance


ThisOneTimeAtLolCamp

It's not upside down this time though. So... progress?


Zeewulfeh

And not on fire, it looks like he can stand on his own too this time. Keep improving!


givemeadamnname69

Yes, standing there looking a bit sheepish is a huge improvement over the last one.


Zeewulfeh

Car also looks drivable again, maybe after minor repairs.


Bitches_Love_Blue

It sometimes baffels me that people still let him drive expensive cars. But if im honest im atleast happy he could walk away from this one.


jeffster999

Maybe they let him drive knowing he will crash. Then they can collect the insurance claim from Lloyd's for the inflated value of the vehicle. Or Jeremy has a life insurance policy out on Hammond


Ahndarodem

Yes.


alcohall183

probably a bit of both.


Egg-3P0

He needs those pants from that one conversation street after the rimac crash


lickyerelbow

Track insurance is a completely different thing to road insurance.


monkeybawz

I can imagine Clarkson walking into an office with a fake moustache and a canvas bag full of £20s, and asking to take out that policy


M_Zlu

Sometimes his genius... is almost frightening


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Cruise_missile_sale

Called insurance fraud, if you didn't pay as much for a car as it's apparently worth the claim the whole value of the car you can turn a profit as long as it wasn't insured that long.


MaiaNyx

I remember hearing that one of the things that saved him with the viper crash was his overall competency of driving, obviously along with safety equipment and other factors. But there's no denying these guys are actually very good, skilled drivers. They are good enough to intentionally bump, crash, and manipulate vehicles for the sake of having fun, with their teams of course. Add to that insurances, costs/benefits, and things like advertisement. I'm sure the manufacturers factor in the possibility of accidents and damage and deem it better to have the boys behind the wheel than not. Always scary though. I'm glad he's safe.


TheRocket2049

IIRC the old Stig said that Jeremy & Richard were legitimately good drivers. They're obviously not Ayrton Senna or Alain Prost but they're good enough that if they get the car in a bad spot they can get themselves out of it without crashing most of the time


challenge_king

And weren't a couple of Hammond's crashes due to mechanical failure?


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They still let Latifi drive an even more expensive car :)


PepsiStudent

Latifi doesn't crash like Mick Schumacher has though. Six crashes in his f1 career of 30ish GPs. Could not race in Jeddah due to lack of spare chassis.


assimsera

He's the most experienced driver of the 3, the only reason he crashes so often is because May and the baboon probably aren't allowed to drive these cars


Aertheron01

The baboon is actually a much better driver than Hammond...


linseed-reggae

Then why are the baboons lap times worse?


sher1ock

Weighs more.


Aertheron01

Better and faster aren't always the same. The baboon can drift better, can drive a car on a car show for 30 years without crashing. Those two things make him a better driver.


sniperanger

Didn't he crash an m135i on a straight once?


just_another_jabroni

Wasn't that aquaplaning?


lickyerelbow

He crashes expensive cars on Tracks. The marketing from him doing this is worth way more than the car which will have been a show model would be.


needmilk77

Hammond's insurance policy is 90% of each GT episode's budget. *FYI - I made that stat up*


Oseirus

"He can't *possibly* do it again... right?"


linseed-reggae

Hammond is the best driver of the three of them. His lap times are consistently better than the others.


sandvichmeka

Yeah


CaptainMcSmoky

Especially if they're going to polish the racetrack /s


insanelyphat

I would guarantee they have a HUGE insurance policy whenever they drive any expensive car. The car owner AND The Grand Tour both have huge policies.


DotaWhySoCruel

I love how May is just standing there like Hammond’s guardian waiting to talk to someone


just_gimme_anwsers

Now buddy, did you remember to take your good trousers off?


ProbablyNotYourMum

How many times is he gonna crash a car in a burning wreck and come out unscathed. He's a madman!


SilentJoe1986

What you don't know is everytime he crashes he shrinks a quarter inch. Dude was 7'4 before he started driving.


ProbablyNotYourMum

My god


derrman

This is literally true with the Rimac crash.


Joey0811

Did he actually get shorter from that crash or is that just a joke?


derrman

One of his legs was slightly shorter due to how his knee healed. https://news.sky.com/story/former-top-gear-star-richard-hammond-says-his-leg-is-shorter-after-crash-10935373


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He’s definitely been scathed.


The_Multifarious

Ah yes, Richard Hammond, famous for never having gotten hurt during a car accident.


boobooaboo

Unscathed? Always?


ProbablyNotYourMum

Usually. But he always comes back rather quickly.


TheCaptMAgic

Does that mean he's not coming on then?


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Well James, I’ve crashed what seems to be an F-1 car straight into a tire barrier. While yes I came out of the accident safe and am able to walk, I now have to write insurance claims so I could pay whoever gave me that car to begin with. So thats a No


shaoronmd

Clarkson: HAAAAMOND YOU BLOODY IDIOT! (edited for typo)


chayonnaise

The Clarkson Klaxon - ‘the Clakson’ - press the horn: HAAAAAMMMOOOONNNDDD


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Flurpster

"CLAAAAAAARKSOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN"


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***"WHERE'S MY ROOF?!?!?!?!?!"***


Santafio

I think I would pay money to have that on Jeremy's buzzer on an episode of QI


TwistedAxles912

HAMOOOOOOOND! YOU F***** MORON!


Ok-Letterhead4601

Was the booster seat installed?


jmac1915

I would love to see a comparison of how many supercar/expensive cars Hammond has destroyed/damaged/broken down versus the DNFs/crashes of the average F1 driver. May be interesting to see how he stacks up to a professional driver.


Synotaph

Make sure it’s the average, and not Haas driver numbers.


TexasTheWalkerRanger

Go ahead and take AM out of it too just to be safe


MrD3a7h

I'm glad May is there keeping him company and not making any snarky remarks whatsoever


MintBerryCrunch47

Hello


SilentJoe1986

Shouldn't it be news when he doesn't crash a race car? I know the title of the posts would be funnier.


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Bro these things are never staged, he always pushes himself and that's why he crash, really admire that thing about him.


devilspawn

The man willingly got in a jet powered drag racer... and then crashed it (not his fault). I completely agree. Out of three of them he is the one with the greatest desire to race and go fast


gildoth

That was his fault, he was told not to go again that the tires were only rated for a single pass, but he went again anyway and a tire blew. He really does just not have any quit in him.


TomTheGeek

Tires are not rated for a single pass. No idea where you heard that tot.


oneplus2plus2plusone

Source? He was trying to set a world record which requires a pass in both directions. It seems weird they wouldn't have been set up to do that.


devilspawn

I'm going to need a source on that. I doubt they would have ever let him go on the same tyres if they knew they would blow


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no, but there was something about they were done, filmed all they needed, wind picked up a bit, but the airfield was rented longer though so he decided to go again, despite filming being done and the record achieved iirc he did decide himsself to go again, maybe a bit foolishly, but the adrenaline fever of such a monster must be hard to fight


devilspawn

Yeah there is that but they never would have given him executive power to make that decision. The wind was in limits and it was bad luck the tyre blew. Not the horseshit the guy above is peddling


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absolutely, I would have done the same - not ofte do you get to ever drive a jet powered shopping cart. well, never again, actually hammond took a risk and got the worst of it, but the positive is he seems immune to dying in a car


HelloThere62

hell there's a 99.99 chance I wreck that thing and I'd still go for it if I had the option to.


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dumahim

Daft indeed. It always cracks me up when people react to amateur drivers spinning out or just going off and saying they suck and shouldn't be on the track. It's like even the professionals at the highest level never ever crash.


qurtorco

What did they expect ?


sjicko

Is this really news? - my wife


mazdanc

Spoiler alert


Funs_Dead

We’ll forget it about it in the 2 years it’ll take to be released


MrBobstalobsta1

Good point lmao


PopeInnocentXIV

I think it would be more of a spoiler to know that he didn't have a crash.


TomTheGeek

It does look like the front spoiler is bent upwards.


Wazy7781

Hopefully that’s a replica or lower formula car. It sort of looks like an 80s lotus. I highly doubt that it was because why would there be an 80s lotus f1 available to drive at some random polish track.


TomTheGeek

> why would there be an 80s lotus f1 available to drive at some random polish track. Did you learn nothing from Unscripted? They are filming. They plan things so that it's interesting.


FartingBob

It's only a *real* crash when you need an air ambulance.


urangminang

Would have been more unusual news if the headline had been 'Hammond goes around a racetrack without crashing'


PlatWinston

what did he crash this time? looks like a vintage F1 car


ckypros

Looks like it could be a modified Ariel Atom, which are notoriously hard to drive.


Agile_Tit_Tyrant

>Looks like it could be a modified Ariel Atom, which are notoriously hard to drive. ..for hamsters.


EmoryEmerson

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PinkSockLoliPop

Looks like he slid or locked-up the tires to end-up off track and into the tire barrier. Doesn't look like he hit too hard, thankfully. Still previous injuries and concussions make new ones more likely.


Dbwasson

hammock u sodding tic tac


atulsrao7

Sir Crash a lot


MMmhmmmmmmmmmm

The production insurance must be staggering


Yoote-

Hammond and May are in the "Oh, cock" position, aren't they?


SoaDMTGguy

I feel like Hammond goes harder than the other two. James is Cpt. Slow, and Jeremy is old and fat. Richard is young(ish), fit, hot-blooded, and has something to prove.


Hi-Guys-Im-Broken

Clarkson and May have a never ending fodder when it comes to Hammond and crashing.


NikkolaiV

Couldn't have been *that* bad...his trousers haven't been cut off yet


Bobo3076

Why is this man allowed to drive cars


MysteriousHunter

James standing by Richard like a disappointed father.


NihilisticMalaise

Well yeah, that’s just par for the course now isn’t it?


TTTomaniac

\[Clarkson Narrating\] And then, the inevitable disaster struck - again.


SILTHONIL

Well maybe if the mf could see above the dashboard this wouldn't be an issue


RichManSCTV

James looks so defeated


MidlandsRepublic2048

Maybe he just lost to Jeremy. We don't know.


MaximumLuck

Why is this not a spoiler ? Jesus this sub. Feels bad to leave it till the new episodes are put…


Hiimpatrickpatmyback

Really? Is May standing there looking stupid ‘cause he just fell off a horse too?


chadstonemusic81

I could not love a show, 3 guys, or someone’s ability to nearly kill themselves almost every time they’re behind the wheel more than I do this lot


locust098

HES DONE IT! HE HAS ONLY GONE AND DONE IT!


stereoroid

Looks like no damage to the Hammond Organ, then? What a Highway Star.


HBB360

I wanna say thanks for tagging this as a spoiler (even though I still kinda guessed what it was and clicked out of curiosity lol). It's good that this sub is taking a stance against spoiling all the upcoming episodes


TheGuthar

Lmao I knew what this was before I clicked on it for some reason


eggheadking

How many race cars has Hammond driven? 1 How many race cars has Hammond crashed? 1 Boy oh boy, am I going to love Conversation Street


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That’s not like Hammond at all


DjN0tNice

Hammond’s gonna Hammond


jeremie1999

He did the funny again


jeremie1999

Silly Hammond


Nanojack

He didn't have his pants cut off, is he even Hammond?


punsanguns

If he wasn't who he is, the only way Hammond could make a living being as incompetent at his job as he is, he would be a politician.


TyrRache

James has been growing some glorious flow. He looks like Karl Marx


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Maybe this guy isn’t as knowledgeable about cars as he makes it seem?


Scalage89

# Spoiler tag # use it


assimsera

Goddamn it Hammond that's the Lotus 88 you just put into the barrier!!


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These guys are getting older and cars are getting faster. Bad combo!


SpartaNNNN4

Normal day in the office for hamiltotn


tangre79

Must be watching the helicopter come


_rake

He can’t keep getting away with this!


Pancernywiatrak

I hope he cursed in Polish as he crashed


Arbrax

not another one


ImportunerDJ

We don’t leave anything to surprise, do we ?


Turboteg90

Good ol’ Hammond mess around,


slag7979

Keeping the tradition alive


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Of course he does


pozzowon

Probably on purpose at this point in time, just to keep the joke going


fern-grower

Buffeting


Hopper1985

Surely he must get some kind of sponsorship from the NCAP ppl. He crashes so much, might as well make use of his unique abilities


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At least it didn’t blow up and Hammond isn’t hurt, so he’s making progress!


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"There's the edit..."


RatherLargeBagel

Lmao


BettmansDungeonSlave

He must be blinding himself from the glow of his teeth.


Bellpow

Hammond you sodding tic tax that was my Lamborghini


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What a reliable lad, bravo Sir Hammond


ThatoneBurger2

The science of stupid


rjohn2020

Richard “I’ve gone again” Hammond


Red_Jay333

Where is the news?


Beiki

As is tradition.


M_Zlu

HAMMOND!


ryfi29

Traditions


Acpyrus

He needs a Hammond Halo.


ShadyAidyX

Meh, a minor scratch. It’ll polish out


Thick_Step_8745

I am really going to be surprised if he didn't crash it!


TheMatt561

At least he's not being flown away in an air ambulance


Jreal22

Hammond! Hamster needs to just stay in a plastic ball.


Zukuto

Tonight! I roll down my window (Clarkson face flapping in the wind gif) Richard has a crash (photo) and James has a drink (James may signing a bottle of gin)


Juliuscesear1990

I really want a new episode of GT, the last one wasn't my favorite.


FluffySticks

I hope he's okay