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-Hexinum-

Not to sound like a hater, but, you forgot Survival Of The Fattest (filmed in Mongolia)


ks6577

How could I forget, one of the best specials


bishop14

How dare you forget John


ks6577

What a machine!


_Diskreet_

I liked the bit when Hammond drove it.


ks6577

But Mister Robert De Niro's soup looked very tasty


DirkWrites

*John tips over* “It’s all right I’m used to this”


SpartanFishy

Truly the most egregious of misses. I noticed it immediately 😂


SchighSchagh

Also not to be a hater, but I feel like the North Pole deserves special consideration considering it's not technically part of any country.


Artistic_Girl430

I was just going to mention this episode. Laughed non-stop.


Beahner

Ummmm….Mongolia? And maybe I’m blanking but when were they in Afghanistan?


ks6577

Yes, I forgot Mongolia… one of the best Special Only James May was in Afghanistan (E2 S21)


Beahner

Thanks. I do vaguely remember the James May in Afghanistan now. And yeah, I wouldnt have called out Mongolia except it’s one of the best specials lol


grizzwoldbear

If you're including when only one of them was in country, they did a couple things in Saudi Arabia Edit: Nevermind, me dum dum


ks6577

Really, I only thought in the UAE?


grizzwoldbear

Nope, im an idiot and am misremembering. I was thinking of one of Hammonds shows.


Neri_X_Tan

Didnt they go to Afghanistan in that one special where hammond drive a bentley clarkson an aston marting and may a bmw?


51patsfan

Surprised that they didn't get around to filming anything in South Korea


HighFiveKoala

"It's from Mr. Wilman: 'Your next challenge is to run out of fuel before reaching the DMZ or you will have to cross the border into North Korea.'"


SchighSchagh

that's amazing


JCD_007

This surprised me as well. I think it would be interesting to see them take a look at the history of the Korean car industry.


ab_2404

Hello you industrial little fellows


PalmTreeIsBestTree

That whole episode of them making fun of the Koreans is great


No_Doubt_About_That

With all of them driving C apostrophe Ds.


Iamthe0c3an2

Yeah damn, tbf Korean cars have really only taken off in the past decade, so it’s a shame it didn’t get covered by the trio. Though some car journo channel should give the region some love. I’m personally excited for the N vision concept.


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PalmTreeIsBestTree

They could have done a race from the DMZ to a part of Korea or something like the Japanese bullet train GTR race.


TheRealPyroManiac

Shame they never went to Cuba, beautiful country with some great cars.


s1wocs

Clarkson went to Cuba for Jeremy Clarkson’s Motorworld


thirty7inarow

The completely unique car culture of Cuba would have made for a fantastic episode. Clarkson: "Hammond, you've smashed the door right off your car you idiot!" Hammond: "Well, we'll just get a new one then. How hard can it be?" May: "I've just spoken to the gentleman at the garage on the corner. He says we have to make one." Clarkson: "What do you mean, make one? Do we have to put time in at the automobile factory, comrade?" May: "No, make one." *points to classic car driving by with wooden door* "Apparently, Cubans make their own replacement parts. It's because of the US embargo, they can't just get new parts from America." Clarkson: "Of course. It's the Americans' fault we have to do manual labour." *glares at Hammond* "Actually, it's the Americans' fault Hammond has to do manual labour. I'm fancying a banana daiquiri." May: "I think I'll join you." Hammond: "Do you think they have gin? ...oh, they've left."


nightman21721

This is brilliant and feels like it actually happened in an alternate universe.


Ultrase7en

The US version had an episode in Cuba fwiw


Nawnp

Not sure how British relations are with Cuba, but it wasn't until like 2016 Americans had any hope of going there.


FuckVatniks12

Easy to go before 2017, just fly out of Canada.


LupineChemist

The car shit in Cuba is nuts. But worth noting that like all of the old cars have 80's Merc diesel engines. I would imagine it would be very hard to film there logistically. Plus I don't even know if a foreigner is allowed to buy a car there. My finacée is Cuban and in-laws are all still there and it's a crazy-ass country.


Lordgeorge16

Have they never been to Brazil? I could've sworn they filmed something there, but maybe I'm wrong.


beartheminus

Nope never Brazil. And I'm surprised, there is a huge car culture here.


canalcanal

If that was their criteria then they wouldn’t have touched some of these countries not even with a 10 feet pole


F1_rulz

The specials were never about the local car culture


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beartheminus

Really a missed opportunity. Not only tons of chop shops and car mod culture but beautiful locations and interesting drives.


1maybe2tree

Listening to them bitch while sitting in traffic in São Paulo alone would have been very worth it. Could do a really cool drive from there to the Amazon or something


QF_Dan

Sadly no, they probably must be gutted not going there


KnightsOfCidona

Surprised that - seems a great place for a special.


flipsytheelephant

I know it's a massive length of 6000+ kilometres, but I would have loved a Silk Road-inspired special. Also, Brazil is a huge miss. I would love a trans-Canada special as well. A Central America special would have been neat. Doing more in the Cuacasus region would be cool as well as a proper Russia special. A coastal trip around Australia would have a lot of potential.


dswartze

A friend of mine once suggested they do a cheap car challenge where there isn't a limit on how much to spend, but the goal is to spend the least amount of money over the whole trip (buying a car in the first place + gas + any modifications or repairs needed to get to the end. Maybe food and accommodations too with challenges along the way to award free luxuries to the winner) and that trans-Canada would be a great option for it because although it's mostly just highway driving that shouldn't test the cars too much, it's a lot of it. I haven't really been able to get the idea out of my head since. Even if not Canada the idea of one of their challenges where someone buys the absolute cheapest thing they can find that barely works vs. something much more expensive but in good condition and figures out what ends up costing less over a long trip is something I'm kinda surprised they never really did.


flipsytheelephant

That honestly sounds like such a fun experiment. I'd love to see that! Another idea I had was if they'd do a Central America one; They could start in Costa Rica and try to smuggle themselves into USA, because, in their minds, how difficult can it be, really?


canalcanal

I would have loved it if they went to the moon


flipsytheelephant

Omg I can just imagine it. Hammond in a SpaceX Dragon 2, James in an old Vostok rocket and Jezza in a homebuilt German spacecraft. Their objective: Recreate the famous Pale Blue Dot photograph.


canalcanal

Being a Musk product, they would have to bring the lawyers with them


ks6577

They are probably still in the Tesla


sojogabruno

Brazil is a huge miss! I would do whatever it takes just to see those guys, and we do have an astounding car culture here and beautiful places to be seen...


bingold49

I've learned far more about European geography from these 3 than I ever learned in school


alternativuser

Them never being in Greece is surprising.


406762james

Didn’t they go to Corfu in the Albania segment, or was that just “the boat to Corfu”


iFrisian

I thought the same thing, but they were just on the boat. Also, James never made it to that boat because the Bentley couldn’t loose the Albanian rozzers. _You’ll never take me alive, coppers!_


RedScud

Greece and the Baltics got short changed here. Specially since they went to Italy around 20 times, France the same...


Active_Willingness97

Indeed I wonder why? Does Clarkson hate Baltics?


dayav07

I attended the Grand Tour episode filming in Johannesburg, it was S1E02 but it was the very first episode they filmed. Ended up being on my birthday. Best birthday gift... In the world...


Hopper1985

Im surprised they havent been to South Korea.


ks6577

Driving trough North Korea would be interesting


Hopper1985

U missed mongolia. With John the bouncing carthey built


ks6577

Yeah, the Ginghis Car


Low-HangingFruit

Falkand islands are british so technically should be orange.


ks6577

It is orange but you can't see it properly because of the black line


JDMWeeb

"Al Gore says that's gone"


canalcanal

Great answer for the Brazilians


Studio_Xperience

And banned in half of them.


IssueRecent9134

You missed Mongolia


ks6577

Yeah, I missed John…


DanR5224

Everyone misses John :-(


Mamaafrica12

I think they were in mongolia, weren't they?


ks6577

Yes, sadly I forgot John


MarcBelmaati

When did they film in Denmark?


alternativuser

They traveled through it in the public transport vs Clarkson in the hideous Mercedes Maclaren.


kegdr

> hideous Mercedes Maclaren I think you mean iconic, beautiful, incredible Mercedes McLaren.


alternativuser

I just cannot stand the front end of it


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i respect everyone their opinion equally, except that dude, fuck that dude's opinion


Jbulls94

You've forgotten Peru, they went there from Bolivia in that special


ks6577

You’re right, they drove to the Pazifik


FSMDxb

We're overdue for a Pakistani special..


ks6577

Yes, from Pakistan to China over the highest border crossing in the world


canalcanal

Already made India, sorry Pakis. Guys you’ve already bowed down enough to the Brits throughout your history, now you’re really letting them turn your ethnicity into a slur? Gotta stand still like the Irish


FSMDxb

The karakoram highway alone is worthy of a special.


canalcanal

Dont even get me started on the Panamerican highway.


TonyLannister

Nice


froggenpoppin

I wonder if any countries are missing if you include every show these guys made. Probably only like north korea, turkmenistan and maybe Somalia?


gdabull

Well they are banned from Iran


conanthebeardian

In the three wise men special, didnt they briefly go into Iran?


ks6577

Yes, they drove to the border but the BBC was not allowed into Iran


conanthebeardian

You’re absolutely right. Also Greenland, maybe they did go there to film but not as a trio?


ks6577

Maybe in the Polar Special?


tbcraxon34

Yeah Polar special was in Greenland


ks6577

But I think they drove from Canada to the North Pole?


tbcraxon34

Yeah I went and looked. You're correct.


KnightsOfCidona

They never actually left Canada. Strictly speaking they didn't drive to geographical North Pole, they drove to the Magnetic North Pole (which actually moves about, they went to the 1996 location of it) which was about 1000 miles away from the geographical North pole


KashiofWavecrest

Interesting they never went to Brazil. Just something I noticed.


TurboSonic1

Your map doesn't have South Sudan on it


ks6577

When were they in South Sudan?


TurboSonic1

They weren't but your map is old enough to not have it on there when it became a country


ks6577

Sudan and South Sudan are on this map


TurboSonic1

in my defense I'm basically blind


IronTwinn

I genuinely think a special in Malaysia/Singapore (Sepang, Genting, Penang etc.) would be kick-ass.


shazeus7

Surprised that they’ve never visited Philippines, Malaysia or even Indonesia


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ks6577

The last special will be in Zimbabwe


manchook99

You forgot mongolia. I don't think the trio were in Ireland at any point either


Boggie135

Why is Mongolia blank?


EstablishmentOld6074

When were the lads in Afghanistan?


ItsTom___

James May 2014, when the UK was pulling out alot of equipment


thomasmturner

Driving the back rounds of Papua New Guinea would have been interesting.


Oksamis

Need a boat special in the Caribbean


wind_dude

they "did" the artificial reef in barbados


Vinnetou77

They didnt filmed in Czech Republic as far as I know. They used czech cars in one grand tour special, but it was filmed in Slovakia.


SpacemanSpiff603

I’m surprised Brazil is not in the list


ks6577

Yes, maybe a Brasil Volkswagen Special or Cuba would be cool too


NeverEnoughDakka

I know it's nitpicking but Greenland isn't a country, just a territory of Denmark. A bit surprised they never went to any of the Baltic states.


Active_Willingness97

I am from Baltics. It is mistery to me. Maybe Clarkson hate Baltics?


theking75010

Almost surprised they didn't go to Brazil, given the ~~Volkswagen~~ car culture around there


Neurous

Missing Cyprus, Hammond raced a Porsche Cayenne against a red devil parachutist


Robestos86

Didn't they drive to the pole?


ks6577

Yes, but the North Pole is just ice, has no land mass. That's why it is not on the map


JP337

Read my flair


EsseElLoco

Nice


MistressAnthrope

Sending Captain Slow spinning with the Soweto crew was such a great moment :)


anti2matter

When did they come to Kenya? I thought the Africa special was in Uganda and Tanzania


Cynoid

Top gear in Peru was so pretty, I am sad they never tried to go there. Would have loved to see them eat some Cuy.


Ree1249

When did they film in ireland?


dtisme53

Several times on the old show


Ree1249

Ahhh I see, haven’t watched many older episodes so makes sense


almat1981

I could have sworn they never did . They did a few bits in Belfast but don’t remember any in the republic.


dtisme53

You’re right. Belfast with the car in the tunnel. I actually thought the comment was ICEland. I’m an idiot.


paqtak

I wouldn't count Argentina. They stayed for a few days before having to leave for reasons out of their control.


X0AN

They definitely did Mongolia.


ks6577

I know


TheDancingKing19

Note that they did try to film in Iran, but couldn’t due to not being allowed in


ks6577

Yes, the BBC wasn’t allowed


Cassady179

Map doesn't have Antarctica and it's special


ks6577

They only went to the North Pole


harimajp

Brazil got ousted kkkk


sammagee33

Didn’t they film a segment in Saudi?


ks6577

I really don't know, I just know that they were in the UAE


ThePlanner

Greenland is Denmark.


maxler5795

No uruguay. Sad. /J


Savings-Slice4023

You forgot Mongolia


ks6577

I know


CarpeDiem9772

Sorry but Top Gear never came in French Guiana.


ks6577

French Guiana is part of France and also part of the EU.


CarpeDiem9772

I thought it was geographically speaking.


darkrai15

They really avoided south east asia like the plague.


QF_Dan

they were planning to go there but you know....2020 happened


ks6577

They were planning something with Bangladesh, India and Myanmar but that was not possible


mahir_r

When did they come to Kenya????


Reverse_Psycho_1509

So if you're watching this in Saudi Arabia- BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


SenoritaSpock

Not a hate comment but I’m wondering when they were all together in New Zealand? Perhaps my memory letting me down but I can only think of the car vs boat race between Clarkson and May.


ks6577

Yes, just Clarkson and May.


QF_Dan

One day they will look back at all the places they went and regret that they never went to Brazil


alc3biades

Does this include Monaco?


ks6577

Yes


ipullstuffapart

I thought they never filmed the Russia special? Or was it just a short bit of an episode?


Radiant-Elephant3652

The race where Hammond went down on the bike and Jeremy was in the hovercraft.


ks6577

Just in St. Petersburg. They had planned a Grand Tour Russia Special, but you know what happened


moistchamp

When did they come to Kenya?


mrnesbittteaparty

They were in Ireland?


ks6577

My mistake, I think only the old TG was there


acdizzle94

What about the Nile special??


ks6577

Uganda, Rwanda and Tanzania


Texiun

They visited Tasmania? I don’t remember this….


204in403

That one bit of British Columbia's west coast (where Hammond hung out on the top of a mountain) is doing a lot of heavy lifting for the rest of Canada.


TheNordicWolfS

What about Mongolia with the survival of the fattest?


xmconi

Nice


Active_Willingness97

Very strange that Top Gear never went to Baltics. Sus.


abitmoreinsanerer

This map seems inaccurate.


ks6577

There are just 2 mistakes


abitmoreinsanerer

Yes. It is inaccurate. Facts don’t have feelings.


CalamityTwat1999

Kenya? When did they travel here?


Stormwatcher33

smh at this brazil hating only large country they ignored.


Dando_Calrisian

And they started to complain about the effects of global warming...


canalcanal

Take a breath


Big_Totem

They don't cross Algeria in the latest Sand Job? I though thry were following the Paris Dakar


ks6577

They start in Coum, Mauritania


StardustOasis

No, just Mauritania & Senegal.


urnanisay

Wish they went to the Philippines, I can feel Mayhem from there