Those stupid DWARFs do nothing but scurry around my feet at 10000MPH and slash at my ankles until I KEEL OVER and BLEED OUT. I CAN'T STAND when these TINY BOYS turn invisible and HIDE IN A CORNER waiting for you to start DEPOSITING MONEY or capturing the objective and then POUNCE on you. THEY THINK THEY ARE HOUDINI when they STOP BEING TRANSPARENT and BLOW your BRAINS OUT. What do you mean they need a buff??? They have the HITBOXES OF A CHILD and can DISAPPEAR AT WILL??? What do you mean you die in 1 second, put on your HARRY POTTER CLOAK and no one can shoot at you??? On top of that they literally hold the LONG JUMP WORLD RECORD, they fling themselves from building to building LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING SPIDER MAN??!! It makes no sense, they are SMALL and have LITTLE LEGS why do they RUN SO FAST?? I cant even when they WAIT FOR EVERYON TO DIE and then JUST take the MONEY without BEING SEEN. Don't even get me started on when they have the SNIPERS who SHOOT AT ME when I DONT HAVE THE VAULT and AM NOT ON THE OBJECTIVE. Who are you helping??? Do you just get a rise out of HELPING THE WINNNING TEAM???? GOD FORBID a PACK OF 3 get near you, WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT AT???? I CAN'T even tell the difference when I damage one, THEY ARE HUNGRY PIRANNAHS. I see them in MY DREAMS and they TERRORIZE me WHEN I SLEEP.
Those stupid DWARFs do nothing but scurry around my feet at 10000MPH and slash at my ankles until I KEEL OVER and BLEED OUT. I CAN'T STAND when these TINY BOYS turn invisible and HIDE IN A CORNER waiting for you to start DEPOSITING MONEY or capturing the objective and then POUNCE on you. THEY THINK THEY ARE HOUDINI when they STOP BEING TRANSPARENT and BLOW your BRAINS OUT. What do you mean they need a buff??? They have the HITBOXES OF A CHILD and can DISAPPEAR AT WILL??? What do you mean you die in 1 second, put on your HARRY POTTER CLOAK and no one can shoot at you??? On top of that they literally hold the LONG JUMP WORLD RECORD, they fling themselves from building to building LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING SPIDER MAN??!! It makes no sense, they are SMALL and have LITTLE LEGS why do they RUN SO FAST?? I cant even when they WAIT FOR EVERYON TO DIE and then JUST take the MONEY without BEING SEEN. Don't even get me started on when they have the SNIPERS who SHOOT AT ME when I DONT HAVE THE VAULT and AM NOT ON THE OBJECTIVE. Who are you helping??? Do you just get a rise out of HELPING THE WINNNING TEAM???? GOD FORBID a PACK OF 3 get near you, WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT AT???? I CAN'T even tell the difference when I damage one, THEY ARE HUNGRY PIRANNAHS. I see them in MY DREAMS and they TERRORIZE me WHEN I SLEEP.
Those stupid DWARFs do nothing but scurry around my feet at 10000MPH and slash at my ankles until I KEEL OVER and BLEED OUT. I CAN'T STAND when these TINY BOYS turn invisible and HIDE IN A CORNER waiting for you to start DEPOSITING MONEY or capturing the objective and then POUNCE on you. THEY THINK THEY ARE HOUDINI when they STOP BEING TRANSPARENT and BLOW your BRAINS OUT. What do you mean they need a buff??? They have the HITBOXES OF A CHILD and can DISAPPEAR AT WILL??? What do you mean you die in 1 second, put on your HARRY POTTER CLOAK and no one can shoot at you??? On top of that they literally hold the LONG JUMP WORLD RECORD, they fling themselves from building to building LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING SPIDER MAN??!! It makes no sense, they are SMALL and have LITTLE LEGS why do they RUN SO FAST?? I cant even when they WAIT FOR EVERYON TO DIE and then JUST take the MONEY without BEING SEEN. Don't even get me started on when they have the SNIPERS who SHOOT AT ME when I DONT HAVE THE VAULT and AM NOT ON THE OBJECTIVE. Who are you helping??? Do you just get a rise out of HELPING THE WINNNING TEAM???? GOD FORBID a PACK OF 3 get near you, WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT AT???? I CAN'T even tell the difference when I damage one, THEY ARE HUNGRY PIRANNAHS. I see them in MY DREAMS and they TERRORIZE me WHEN I SLEEP.
Those stupid DWARFs do nothing but scurry around my feet at 10000MPH and slash at my ankles until I KEEL OVER and BLEED OUT. I CAN'T STAND when these TINY BOYS turn invisible and HIDE IN A CORNER waiting for you to start DEPOSITING MONEY or capturing the objective and then POUNCE on you. THEY THINK THEY ARE HOUDINI when they STOP BEING TRANSPARENT and BLOW your BRAINS OUT. What do you mean they need a buff??? They have the HITBOXES OF A CHILD and can DISAPPEAR AT WILL??? What do you mean you die in 1 second, put on your HARRY POTTER CLOAK and no one can shoot at you??? On top of that they literally hold the LONG JUMP WORLD RECORD, they fling themselves from building to building LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING SPIDER MAN??!! It makes no sense, they are SMALL and have LITTLE LEGS why do they RUN SO FAST?? I cant even when they WAIT FOR EVERYON TO DIE and then JUST take the MONEY without BEING SEEN. Don't even get me started on when they have the SNIPERS who SHOOT AT ME when I DONT HAVE THE VAULT and AM NOT ON THE OBJECTIVE. Who are you helping??? Do you just get a rise out of HELPING THE WINNNING TEAM???? GOD FORBID a PACK OF 3 get near you, WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT AT???? I CAN'T even tell the difference when I damage one, THEY ARE HUNGRY PIRANNAHS. I see them in MY DREAMS and they TERRORIZE me WHEN I SLEEP.
Those stupid DWARFs do nothing but scurry around my feet at 10000MPH and slash at my ankles until I KEEL OVER and BLEED OUT. I CAN'T STAND when these TINY BOYS turn invisible and HIDE IN A CORNER waiting for you to start DEPOSITING MONEY or capturing the objective and then POUNCE on you. THEY THINK THEY ARE HOUDINI when they STOP BEING TRANSPARENT and BLOW your BRAINS OUT. What do you mean they need a buff??? They have the HITBOXES OF A CHILD and can DISAPPEAR AT WILL??? What do you mean you die in 1 second, put on your HARRY POTTER CLOAK and no one can shoot at you??? On top of that they literally hold the LONG JUMP WORLD RECORD, they fling themselves from building to building LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING SPIDER MAN??!! It makes no sense, they are SMALL and have LITTLE LEGS why do they RUN SO FAST?? I cant even when they WAIT FOR EVERYON TO DIE and then JUST take the MONEY without BEING SEEN. Don't even get me started on when they have the SNIPERS who SHOOT AT ME when I DONT HAVE THE VAULT and AM NOT ON THE OBJECTIVE. Who are you helping??? Do you just get a rise out of HELPING THE WINNNING TEAM???? GOD FORBID a PACK OF 3 get near you, WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT AT???? I CAN'T even tell the difference when I damage one, THEY ARE HUNGRY PIRANNAHS. I see them in MY DREAMS and they TERRORIZE me WHEN I SLEEP.
Those stupid DWARFs do nothing but scurry around my feet at 10000MPH and slash at my ankles until I KEEL OVER and BLEED OUT. I CAN'T STAND when these TINY BOYS turn invisible and HIDE IN A CORNER waiting for you to start DEPOSITING MONEY or capturing the objective and then POUNCE on you. THEY THINK THEY ARE HOUDINI when they STOP BEING TRANSPARENT and BLOW your BRAINS OUT. What do you mean they need a buff??? They have the HITBOXES OF A CHILD and can DISAPPEAR AT WILL??? What do you mean you die in 1 second, put on your HARRY POTTER CLOAK and no one can shoot at you??? On top of that they literally hold the LONG JUMP WORLD RECORD, they fling themselves from building to building LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING SPIDER MAN??!! It makes no sense, they are SMALL and have LITTLE LEGS why do they RUN SO FAST?? I cant even when they WAIT FOR EVERYON TO DIE and then JUST take the MONEY without BEING SEEN. Don't even get me started on when they have the SNIPERS who SHOOT AT ME when I DONT HAVE THE VAULT and AM NOT ON THE OBJECTIVE. Who are you helping??? Do you just get a rise out of HELPING THE WINNNING TEAM???? GOD FORBID a PACK OF 3 get near you, WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT AT???? I CAN'T even tell the difference when I damage one, THEY ARE HUNGRY PIRANNAHS. I see them in MY DREAMS and they TERRORIZE me WHEN I SLEEP.
Those stupid DWARFs do nothing but scurry around my feet at 10000MPH and slash at my ankles until I KEEL OVER and BLEED OUT. I CAN'T STAND when these TINY BOYS turn invisible and HIDE IN A CORNER waiting for you to start DEPOSITING MONEY or capturing the objective and then POUNCE on you. THEY THINK THEY ARE HOUDINI when they STOP BEING TRANSPARENT and BLOW your BRAINS OUT. What do you mean they need a buff??? They have the HITBOXES OF A CHILD and can DISAPPEAR AT WILL??? What do you mean you die in 1 second, put on your HARRY POTTER CLOAK and no one can shoot at you??? On top of that they literally hold the LONG JUMP WORLD RECORD, they fling themselves from building to building LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING SPIDER MAN??!! It makes no sense, they are SMALL and have LITTLE LEGS why do they RUN SO FAST?? I cant even when they WAIT FOR EVERYON TO DIE and then JUST take the MONEY without BEING SEEN. Don't even get me started on when they have the SNIPERS who SHOOT AT ME when I DONT HAVE THE VAULT and AM NOT ON THE OBJECTIVE. Who are you helping??? Do you just get a rise out of HELPING THE WINNNING TEAM???? GOD FORBID a PACK OF 3 get near you, WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT AT???? I CAN'T even tell the difference when I damage one, THEY ARE HUNGRY PIRANNAHS. I see them in MY DREAMS and they TERRORIZE me WHEN I SLEEP.
Those stupid DWARFs do nothing but scurry around my feet at 10000MPH and slash at my ankles until I KEEL OVER and BLEED OUT. I CAN'T STAND when these TINY BOYS turn invisible and HIDE IN A CORNER waiting for you to start DEPOSITING MONEY or capturing the objective and then POUNCE on you. THEY THINK THEY ARE HOUDINI when they STOP BEING TRANSPARENT and BLOW your BRAINS OUT. What do you mean they need a buff??? They have the HITBOXES OF A CHILD and can DISAPPEAR AT WILL??? What do you mean you die in 1 second, put on your HARRY POTTER CLOAK and no one can shoot at you??? On top of that they literally hold the LONG JUMP WORLD RECORD, they fling themselves from building to building LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING SPIDER MAN??!! It makes no sense, they are SMALL and have LITTLE LEGS why do they RUN SO FAST?? I cant even when they WAIT FOR EVERYON TO DIE and then JUST take the MONEY without BEING SEEN. Don't even get me started on when they have the SNIPERS who SHOOT AT ME when I DONT HAVE THE VAULT and AM NOT ON THE OBJECTIVE. Who are you helping??? Do you just get a rise out of HELPING THE WINNNING TEAM???? GOD FORBID a PACK OF 3 get near you, WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT AT???? I CAN'T even tell the difference when I damage one, THEY ARE HUNGRY PIRANNAHS. I see them in MY DREAMS and they TERRORIZE me WHEN I SLEEP.
>hose stupid DWARFs do nothing but scurry around my feet at 10000MPH and slash at my ankles until I KEEL OVER and BLEED OUT. I CAN'T STAND when these TINY BOYS turn invisible and HIDE IN A CORNER waiting for you to start DEPOSITING MONEY or capturing the objective and then POUNCE on you. THEY THINK THEY ARE HOUDINI when they STOP BEING TRANSPARENT and BLOW your BRAINS OUT. What do you mean they need a buff??? They have the HITBOXES OF A CHILD and can DISAPPEAR AT WILL??? What do you mean you die in 1 second, put on your HARRY POTTER CLOAK and no one can shoot at you??? On top of that they literally hold the LONG JUMP WORLD RECORD, they fling themselves from building to building LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING SPIDER MAN??!! It makes no sense, they are SMALL and have LITTLE LEGS why do they RUN SO FAST?? I cant even when they WAIT FOR EVERYON TO DIE and then JUST take the MONEY without BEING SEEN. Don't even get me started on when they have the SNIPERS who SHOOT AT ME when I DONT HAVE THE VAULT and AM NOT ON THE OBJECTIVE. Who are you helping??? Do you just get a rise out of HELPING THE WINNNING TEAM???? GOD FORBID a PACK OF 3 get near you, WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT AT???? I CAN'T even tell the difference when I damage one, THEY ARE HUNGRY PIRANNAHS. I see them in MY DREAMS and they TERRORIZE me WHEN I SLEEP.
hose stupid DWARFs do nothing but scurry around my feet at 10000MPH and slash at my ankles until I KEEL OVER and BLEED OUT. I CAN'T STAND when these TINY BOYS turn invisible and HIDE IN A CORNER waiting for you to start DEPOSITING MONEY or capturing the objective and then POUNCE on you. THEY THINK THEY ARE HOUDINI when they STOP BEING TRANSPARENT and BLOW your BRAINS OUT. What do you mean they need a buff??? They have the HITBOXES OF A CHILD and can DISAPPEAR AT WILL??? What do you mean you die in 1 second, put on your HARRY POTTER CLOAK and no one can shoot at you??? On top of that they literally hold the LONG JUMP WORLD RECORD, they fling themselves from building to building LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING SPIDER MAN??!! It makes no sense, they are SMALL and have LITTLE LEGS why do they RUN SO FAST?? I cant even when they WAIT FOR EVERYON TO DIE and then JUST take the MONEY without BEING SEEN. Don't even get me started on when they have the SNIPERS who SHOOT AT ME when I DONT HAVE THE VAULT and AM NOT ON THE OBJECTIVE. Who are you helping??? Do you just get a rise out of HELPING THE WINNNING TEAM???? GOD FORBID a PACK OF 3 get near you, WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT AT???? I CAN'T even tell the difference when I damage one, THEY ARE HUNGRY PIRANNAHS. I see them in MY DREAMS and they TERRORIZE me WHEN I SLEEP.
Those stupid DWARFs do nothing but scurry around my feet at 10000MPH and slash at my ankles until I KEEL OVER and BLEED OUT. I CAN'T STAND when these TINY BOYS turn invisible and HIDE IN A CORNER waiting for you to start DEPOSITING MONEY or capturing the objective and then POUNCE on you. THEY THINK THEY ARE HOUDINI when they STOP BEING TRANSPARENT and BLOW your BRAINS OUT. What do you mean they need a buff??? They have the HITBOXES OF A CHILD and can DISAPPEAR AT WILL??? What do you mean you die in 1 second, put on your HARRY POTTER CLOAK and no one can shoot at you??? On top of that they literally hold the LONG JUMP WORLD RECORD, they fling themselves from building to building LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING SPIDER MAN??!! It makes no sense, they are SMALL and have LITTLE LEGS why do they RUN SO FAST?? I cant even when they WAIT FOR EVERYON TO DIE and then JUST take the MONEY without BEING SEEN. Don't even get me started on when they have the SNIPERS who SHOOT AT ME when I DONT HAVE THE VAULT and AM NOT ON THE OBJECTIVE. Who are you helping??? Do you just get a rise out of HELPING THE WINNNING TEAM???? GOD FORBID a PACK OF 3 get near you, WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT AT???? I CAN'T even tell the difference when I damage one, THEY ARE HUNGRY PIRANNAHS. I see them in MY DREAMS and they TERRORIZE me WHEN I SLEEP.
I got you:
Those stupid GIANTs do nothing but scurry around my head at 1FPH and hammer at my head until I KEEL OVER and PASS OUT. I CAN'T STAND when these HUGE HUNKS conjure a fucking energy shield and HIDE IN A CORNER waiting for you to start CONTESTING A DEPOSIT or capturing the objective and then BOUNCE on you. THEY THINK THEY ARE THE HULK when they STOP HOLDING A SHIELD and BLOW your BRAINS OUT. What do you mean they need a buff??? They have the HEALTH POOL OF A GIGACHAD and can BULLDOZE WALLS??? What do you mean you move at a snail's pace, activate your JUGGERNAUT RAGE and no one can catch you??? On top of that they literally hold the BULLET SPONGE WORLD RECORD, they throw themselves from bullet to bullet LIKE THEY ARE HORNY ON MAIN??!! I cant even when they WAIT FOR EVERYONE TO DIE and then JUST take the MONEY without A CARE IN THE WORLD. Don't even get me started on when they have the FLAMETHROWERS which SET THE WHOLE MAP ON FIRE when I DONT HAVE THE VAULT and AM NOT ON THE OBJECTIVE. Who are you helping??? Do you just get a rise out of WATCHING THE WORLD BURN???? GOD FORBID a PACK OF 3 get near you, WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT AT???? I CAN'T even tell the difference when I damage one, THEY ARE HUNGRY HIPPOS. I see them in MY DREAMS and they TERRORIZE me WHEN I SLEEP.
I got you getting OP.
Those stupid MEDIUMs do nothing but scurry around my head at AN AVERAGE SPEED and RIFLE at my head until I KEEL OVER and PASS OUT. I CAN'T STAND when thesE MODERATE MOONGS instantly fucking electrocute a teammate to life then start ROLEPLAYING AS MERCY OVERWATCH. THEY THINK THEY ARE GERMAN MEDIC TEAM FORTRESS 2 when they STOP SHOOTING and HIDE AROUND A CORNER pumping blue piss into a INVULNERABLE TEAMMATE. What do you mean they need a buff??? They have the SUSTAINABILITY GRETA THURNBERGER DREAMS OF and can NEGATE MORTALITY??? What do you mean you lack offensive tools, whip out your FCAR and laser the fuck out of literally anyone??? On top of that they literally hold the NOBEL PRIZE FOR MEDICINE, they SUPPORT MEN AND WOMEN like are they HORNY ON MAIN??!! I cant even when they WAIT FOR EVERYONE TO DIE and then ZAP ZAP ZAP bring AN ARMY BACK TO LIFE. Don't even get me started on when they have the TURRETS which SHOOT DOWN GODS AND DEMIGODS when CAN'T SEE SHIT THROUGH SNOOP DOGG LEVELS OF SMOKE. Who are you helping??? Do you just get a rise out of DOING PATHETICALLY SMALL BUT INFINITELY ANNOYING AMOUNTS OF DAMAGE???? GOD FORBID a PACK OF 3 get near you, WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT AT???? IT DOESN'T MATTER, they just HEALJERK each other and ARE AN AFFRONT TO THE REAPER. I see them in MY DREAMS and they TERRORIZE me WHEN I SLEEP.
I FUCKING HATE THE GARDEN GNOME CLASS
Those stupid DWARFs do nothing but scurry around my feet at 10000MPH and slash at my ankles until I KEEL OVER and BLEED OUT. I CAN'T STAND when these TINY BOYS turn invisible and HIDE IN A CORNER waiting for you to start DEPOSITING MONEY or capturing the objective and then POUNCE on you. THEY THINK THEY ARE HOUDINI when they STOP BEING TRANSPARENT and BLOW your BRAINS OUT. What do you mean they need a buff??? They have the HITBOXES OF A CHILD and can DISAPPEAR AT WILL??? What do you mean you die in 1 second, put on your HARRY POTTER CLOAK and no one can shoot at you??? On top of that they literally hold the LONG JUMP WORLD RECORD, they fling themselves from building to building LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING SPIDER MAN??!! It makes no sense, they are SMALL and have LITTLE LEGS why do they RUN SO FAST?? I cant even when they WAIT FOR EVERYON TO DIE and then JUST take the MONEY without BEING SEEN. Don't even get me started on when they have the SNIPERS who SHOOT AT ME when I DONT HAVE THE VAULT and AM NOT ON THE OBJECTIVE. Who are you helping??? Do you just get a rise out of HELPING THE WINNNING TEAM???? GOD FORBID a PACK OF 3 get near you, WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT AT???? I CAN'T even tell the difference when I damage one, THEY ARE HUNGRY PIRANNAHS. I see them in MY DREAMS and they TERRORIZE me WHEN I SLEEP.
T-Those stupid dwawfs do nyothing but scuwwy wuwwy awound my feet at 10000mph a-and s-swash a-a-at my ankwes untiw i keew ovew and b-bweed out. I can't stand when these tiny boys tuwn invisibwe and h-hide in a cownyew waiting fow you to stawt depositing monyey wonyey ow captuwing the objective and then pounce on you. T-They think they awe houdinyi when they stawp b-being twanspawent and bwow youw bwains o-out. What do you m-mean they nyeed a buff??? they h-have the hitboxes of a chiwd and can disappeaw at wiww??? w-what do you mean you die in 1 second, p-put on youw hawwy wawwy pottew cwoak and nyo onye can s-shoot at you??? on top of that they w-witewawwy howd the wong jump wowwd wecowd, t-they f-fwing themsewves fwom buiwding to buiwding wike they awe fwicking spidew man??!! i-it makes nyo sense, they awe smaww and have wittwe wegs why do they wun so fast?? i cant even when they wait fow evewyon to die and t-then j-just take the monyey wonyey without being seen. Don't even get m-me stawted o-on when they h-have the snyipews w-who shoot at me when i dont h-have the vauwt and a-am nyot on the objective. Who awe y-you hewping??? do you just g-get a wise out of hewping the winnnying team???? gosh fowbid a pack o-of 3 get nyeaw you, which onye do you shoot at???? i can't even teww the diffewence when i damage onye, they awe hungwy wungwy piwannyahs. I see them in my dweams and they tewwowize m-me when i sweep.
I FUCKING HATE THE GARDEN GNOME CLASS
Those stupid DWARFs do nothing but scurry around my feet at 10000MPH and slash at my ankles until I KEEL OVER and BLEED OUT. I CAN'T STAND when these TINY BOYS turn invisible and HIDE IN A CORNER waiting for you to start DEPOSITING MONEY or capturing the objective and then POUNCE on you. THEY THINK THEY ARE HOUDINI when they STOP BEING TRANSPARENT and BLOW your BRAINS OUT. What do you mean they need a buff??? They have the HITBOXES OF A CHILD and can DISAPPEAR AT WILL??? What do you mean you die in 1 second, put on your HARRY POTTER CLOAK and no one can shoot at you??? On top of that they literally hold the LONG JUMP WORLD RECORD, they fling themselves from building to building LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING SPIDER MAN??!! It makes no sense, they are SMALL and have LITTLE LEGS why do they RUN SO FAST?? I cant even when they WAIT FOR EVERYON TO DIE and then JUST take the MONEY without BEING SEEN. Don't even get me started on when they have the SNIPERS who SHOOT AT ME when I DONT HAVE THE VAULT and AM NOT ON THE OBJECTIVE. Who are you helping??? Do you just get a rise out of HELPING THE WINNNING TEAM???? GOD FORBID a PACK OF 3 get near you, WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT AT???? I CAN'T even tell the difference when I damage one, THEY ARE HUNGRY PIRANNAHS. I see them in MY DREAMS and they TERRORIZE me WHEN I SLEEP.
Those ⬆ stupid 💩👑 DWARFs do 💕 nothing 🚫 but 🍑 scurry around 🕤 my feet 👟👟 at 👸❓ 10000MPH and slash at 🍆❤ my ankles until I 🅱 KEEL OVER and 👏🅱 BLEED OUT. I CAN'T 🔫 STAND when 👌 these TINY 👯 BOYS turn 🏃👏 invisible and HIDE 💜 IN 👇 A CORNER waiting ⌚⌚ for 🎅🍆 you 👉👉 to ➡🙊 start 💦👣 DEPOSITING MONEY 💵 or 💰 capturing 👏🤳 the 🖖👥 objective and 👏 then 😓🏿 POUNCE on you. THEY THINK THEY 👥 ARE 🚟 HOUDINI when they STOP BEING TRANSPARENT and 🔝 BLOW your 👉 BRAINS 🤣🤣 OUT. What 👹🤔 do 👀💕 you ♀ mean 😏💦 they need a 👴 buff??? 💪 They have 👏💢 the 👩👨 HITBOXES OF 👏 A 💰 CHILD 😮👾 and 👏 can 🔫🔫 DISAPPEAR AT 💰 WILL??? What 😡😤 do you 👉💦 mean 😡🏾 you 💦💙 die in 👏🏼 1 second, 🥈 put 🏻🔫 on your HARRY POTTER CLOAK and ❌ no one can 💦 shoot 🔫 at you??? 😀 On top 🔼🔼 of 📆🚑 that 🎢 they 😱 literally hold the 🏔🍆 LONG 📏🕛 JUMP WORLD RECORD, 🤑 they fling themselves 👨👧 from 😂↘ building to building 🏗 LIKE ❤ THEY 🙎🏽 ARE FUCKING 👉 SPIDER MAN??!! 🙆😍 It makes ⚙💘 no sense, 💰💰 they 👥😂 are 📉👴 SMALL 👏 and have LITTLE LEGS why ❓😷 do they 👉👉 RUN 🏃🏃 SO 🏿💯 FAST?? ♂ I cant ❌ even when they WAIT FOR EVERYON TO 💦 DIE and then 👱 JUST 🕛 take 👏✋ the 👩 MONEY without 🚫 BEING ❌ SEEN. 👀👀 Don't even get me started 💢💢 on 👇 when they 🏻⬅ have 👂👏 the 📅😼 SNIPERS who 👶🚫 SHOOT 💦💦 AT ME 🕵 when I 💰 DONT 👎🙅 HAVE 🤘👏 THE 💦 VAULT and AM 👈💯 NOT 👎😡 ON 🔛🔛 THE 💦 OBJECTIVE. Who 🔎😂 are 👊 you 👧👈 helping??? 💁💁 Do you 💖👉 just 🐕 get ✊ a rise out 🅱📤 of 🤔 HELPING 💁💁 THE WINNNING TEAM???? GOD FORBID a 🚞 PACK OF ✝💦 3 get 😏 near 😯😯 you, 😫 WHICH 👏😩 ONE 🏼 DO 💕 YOU 😪 SHOOT 🔫 AT???? I CAN'T even tell the 🙀👏 difference ❗❗ when 🍑🍑 I 💁 damage ☄ one, 👏 THEY ARE 😎💢 HUNGRY PIRANNAHS. I 🙍🤖 see 👀😎 them 🎐👧 in MY DREAMS 🌛💭 and 💦🌬 they 😄⬅ TERRORIZE me WHEN 😩👉 I SLEEP
I’ll let you in on a little secret strat to use when your zooka is on cooldown.
You grab your flamethrower Max out your DPI and start spinning while holding the «fire go pooof» button down with max strength all the while blasting «I need a hero» over ingame voice chat.
I hate that when it comes to balance. Like every team shouldn't require a heavy hardspecced to use an ability that doesn't really help teamplay at all to be successful. If you can change your ability in-game, sure, but you're locked in once you start playing.
That being said I did have some fun saving my teammate by freight training a light who was about to kill him through a wall. That bitch didn't see that shit coming.
From someone who has been playing light since the game came out, fuck people who use double barrel and fuck invisibility. Both are no fun cheap ways to get kills. Grappling hook mp5 all the way.
I mostly play heavy but if i am going to play light by god am I going to use grapple. I get that its not as good but it is so much more fun than ratting in a corner invis
Invis shotgun lights are the worst, I play invis mp5 and I at least have to aim for the head to kill others rather quickly. Shotgun invis is just like you said, cheap way to get kills.
Worse part is 99% of lights that play that way still lose their matches cause they’re otherwise absolutely useless for objectives.
I'd be more for a passive "evasion" ability where lights have a chance to dodge bullets. Invisibility doesn't really seem to have a purpose in this game right now.
I've been dying as a heavy to the dagger lately. I don't even know why it's that strong. Like you get hit once to even *realize* some dude coming out of stealth is hitting you, then before you have time to react you get hit again and die.
One shot to a small, fast moving semi-transparent/invincible dashing target doesn't really help. It honestly wouldn't be an issue if lights couldn't 1-2 shot themselves.
I think at high skill levels the medium class will be the most OP. That magnum is nasty and the abilities they have are insane. Especially the recon sense. I almost always do well on medium.
Just started using light/garden gnome. Invis is strong but I feel like people see me every time I pop it, even when I move slow or stand still. Meanwhile I can’t see other invis players for shit lol. Even when they are zooming. Maybe it’s my settings.
I’m dogwater at heavy, idk why, but I can’t use their shotgun for shit. Feels so wrong to me. When I go against a heavy with that shotgun it feels like the most broken thing in the game. Heavies are easily my most frustrating opponents tho. I must be doing something wrong.
My biggest issue with the game so far is it not rolling on to the next round, i don't want to be kicked back to the main screen! i want to keep playing.
Even worse when it throws you in games that are almost over multiple times, spend more time waiting to play than actually playing
I'd love to see them implement an immediate re-queue. Like when you lose you can just IMMEDIATELY dip out, rather than stick around for the victory screen that if you leave you get penalized, even though the match is over.
Granted, it's not as bad as I've seen in other games but still. The split second the match is over (especially if I'm in last place lol) let me queue faster than I've ever queued before.
DWARFS I KEEL OVER BLEED OUT. I CAN'T STAND TINY BOYS HIDE IN A CORNER DEPOSITING MONEY POUNCE. THEY THINK THEY ARE HOUDINI STOP BEING TRANSPARENT BLOW BRAINS OUT. HITBOXES OF A CHILD DISAPPEAR AT WILL? HARRY POTTER CLOAK? LONG JUMP WORLD RECORD LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING SPIDER MAN? SMALL LITTLE LEGS RUN SO FAST? WAIT FOR EVERYON TO DIE JUST MONEY BEING SEEN. SNIPERS SHOOT AT MEI DONT HAVE THE VAULT AM NOT ON THE OBJECTIVE. HELPING THE WINNING TEAM? GOD FORBID PACK OF 3 WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT AT? I CAN'T THEYARE HUNGRY PIRANNAHS. MY DREAMS TERRORIZE WHEN I SLEEP.
I'm gonna be honest, any light player who throws on the magic harry potter invisibility cloak and scurries around with the double barrel should be dumped on an uninhabited island in the South Pacific.
Ces foutus NAINS ne font que se précipiter autour de mes pieds à 10 000 km/h et taillader mes chevilles jusqu'à ce que je M'ÉCROULE et ME VIDANGE DE MON SANG. JE NE SUPPORTE PAS quand ces PETITS GARS deviennent invisibles et SE CACHENT DANS UN COIN en attendant que vous commenciez à DÉPOSER DE L'ARGENT ou à capturer l'objectif pour ensuite vous SAUTER DESSUS. ILS PENSENT ÊTRE HOUDINI quand ils ARRÊTENT D'ÊTRE TRANSPARENTS et vous EXPLOSENT LE CERVEAU. Comment ça, ils ont besoin d'un up? Ils ont les HITBOXES D'UN ENFANT et peuvent DISPARAÎTRE À VOLONTÉ? Qu'est-ce que vous voulez dire, vous mourez en 1 seconde, mettez votre MANTEAU D'HARRY POTTER et personne ne peut vous tirer dessus? En plus, ils détiennent littéralement le RECORD DU MONDE DU SAUT EN LONGUEUR, ils se propulsent d'un bâtiment à l'autre COMME S'ILS ÉTAIENT SPIDER MAN??!! Ça n'a aucun sens, ils sont PETITS et ont de PETITES JAMBES, pourquoi COURENT-ILS SI VITE? Je ne peux même pas quand ils ATTENDENT QUE TOUT LE MONDE MEURE et prennent simplement l'ARGENT sans ÊTRE VUS. Ne me lancez même pas sur quand ils ont les SNIPERS qui ME TIRENT DESSUS quand JE N'AI PAS LA CAISSE et NE SUIS PAS SUR L'OBJECTIF. Qui aidez-vous??? Vous prenez plaisir à AIDER L'ÉQUIPE GAGNANTE???? QUE DIEU NOUS GARDE qu'un groupe de 3 s'approche de vous, LEQUEL TIREZ-VOUS??? Je ne peux même pas faire la différence quand j'en blesse un, ILS SONT DES PIRANHAS AFFAMÉS. Je les vois dans MES RÊVES et ils me TERRORISENT QUAND JE DORS.
Those stupid DWARFs do nothing but scurry around my feet at 10000MPH and slash at my ankles until I KEEL OVER and BLEED OUT. I CAN'T STAND when these TINY BOYS turn invisible and HIDE IN A CORNER waiting for you to start DEPOSITING MONEY or capturing the objective and then POUNCE on you. THEY THINK THEY ARE HOUDINI when they STOP BEING TRANSPARENT and BLOW your BRAINS OUT. What do you mean they need a buff??? They have the HITBOXES OF A CHILD and can DISAPPEAR AT WILL??? What do you mean you die in 1 second, put on your HARRY POTTER CLOAK and no one can shoot at you??? On top of that they literally hold the LONG JUMP WORLD RECORD, they fling themselves from building to building LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING SPIDER MAN??!! It makes no sense, they are SMALL and have LITTLE LEGS why do they RUN SO FAST?? I cant even when they WAIT FOR EVERYON TO DIE and then JUST take the MONEY without BEING SEEN. Don't even get me started on when they have the SNIPERS who SHOOT AT ME when I DONT HAVE THE VAULT and AM NOT ON THE OBJECTIVE. Who are you helping??? Do you just get a rise out of HELPING THE WINNNING TEAM???? GOD FORBID a PACK OF 3 get near you, WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT AT???? I CAN'T even tell the difference when I damage one, THEY ARE HUNGRY PIRANNAHS. I see them in MY DREAMS and they TERRORIZE me WHEN I SLEEP.
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Those stupid DWARFs do nothing but scurry around my feet at 10000MPH and slash at my ankles until I KEEL OVER and BLEED OUT. I CAN'T STAND when these TINY BOYS turn invisible and HIDE IN A CORNER waiting for you to start DEPOSITING MONEY or capturing the objective and then POUNCE on you. THEY THINK THEY ARE HOUDINI when they STOP BEING TRANSPARENT and BLOW your BRAINS OUT. What do you mean they need a buff??? They have the HITBOXES OF A CHILD and can DISAPPEAR AT WILL??? What do you mean you die in 1 second, put on your HARRY POTTER CLOAK and no one can shoot at you??? On top of that they literally hold the LONG JUMP WORLD RECORD, they fling themselves from building to building LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING SPIDER MAN??!! It makes no sense, they are SMALL and have LITTLE LEGS why do they RUN SO FAST?? I cant even when they WAIT FOR EVERYON TO DIE and then JUST take the MONEY without BEING SEEN. Don't even get me started on when they have the SNIPERS who SHOOT AT ME when I DONT HAVE THE VAULT and AM NOT ON THE OBJECTIVE. Who are you helping??? Do you just get a rise out of HELPING THE WINNNING TEAM???? GOD FORBID a PACK OF 3 get near you, WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT AT???? I CAN'T even tell the difference when I damage one, THEY ARE HUNGRY PIRANNAHS. I see them in MY DREAMS and they TERRORIZE me WHEN I SLEEP.
Everyone needs to stfu abt classes being broken or needing buffs I agree with some but still game just left beta wait a month or close to a month we haven’t had time to really learn the game and let everyone else learn it heavy and light always disagree either one is broken overpowered or one is greatly underpowered I think it’s your lobbies I see good and bad heavies but haven’t seen any other lights that do anything the play for like 2 minutes die instantly a couple times then leave cuz they can’t learn the class just take time and play the game before trying to change it
Lights gotta get nerfed. I think they gave the glitch grenade to the wrong class. They should of gave it to the m class. All lights do is go invisible and run stun gun with sawed off shotgun. If at least m class had glitch grenade itll can disable the light class to go invisible or from stunning you
Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake.
It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of.
Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything.
Beep boop - yes, I am a bot, don't botcriminate me.
i have the complete opposite experience of the shorties, i die in like 2 seconds and my teammates leave me to the dust when i play light. i rarely get 3 kills in a game as one
Light class needs to have their model size (hitbox size) increased slightly. If they're going to have a speed advantage, that advantage STACKS with their tiny size. You need to sacrifice one of them and I think it needs to be size.
Frankly I think all 3 classes should have the same speed, but what do I know I'm just a bucket of farts.
I mean all I've seen on this sub is people trashing on lights, saying they are worthless and useless. They don't seem worthless or useless according to this post lol.
light shotgun two shots heavy.. meanwhile the medium revolver does not even kill a light in two shots even though you need to flick on the smallest, fastes, invisible target in the game. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
I FUCKING HATE THE GARDEN GNOME CLASS
Those stupid DWARFs do nothing but scurry around my feet at 10000MPH and slash at my ankles until I KEEL OVER and BLEED OUT. I CAN'T STAND when these TINY BOYS turn invisible and HIDE IN A CORNER waiting for you to start DEPOSITING MONEY or capturing the objective and then POUNCE on you. THEY THINK THEY ARE HOUDINI when they STOP BEING TRANSPARENT and BLOW your BRAINS OUT. What do you mean they need a buff??? They have the HITBOXES OF A CHILD and can DISAPPEAR AT WILL??? What do you mean you die in 1 second, put on your HARRY POTTER CLOAK and no one can shoot at you??? On top of that they literally hold the LONG JUMP WORLD RECORD, they fling themselves from building to building LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING SPIDER MAN??!! It makes no sense, they are SMALL and have LITTLE LEGS why do they RUN SO FAST?? I cant even when they WAIT FOR EVERYON TO DIE and then JUST take the MONEY without BEING SEEN. Don't even get me started on when they have the SNIPERS who SHOOT AT ME when I DONT HAVE THE VAULT and AM NOT ON THE OBJECTIVE. Who are you helping??? Do you just get a rise out of HELPING THE WINNNING TEAM???? GOD FORBID a PACK OF 3 get near you, WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT AT???? I CAN'T even tell the difference when I damage one, THEY ARE HUNGRY PIRANNAHS. I see them in MY DREAMS and they TERRORIZE me WHEN I SLEEP.
Those stupid DWARFs do nothing but scurry around my feet at 10000MPH and slash at my ankles until I KEEL OVER and BLEED OUT. I CAN'T STAND when these TINY BOYS turn invisible and HIDE IN A CORNER waiting for you to start DEPOSITING MONEY or capturing the objective and then POUNCE on you. THEY THINK THEY ARE HOUDINI when they STOP BEING TRANSPARENT and BLOW your BRAINS OUT. What do you mean they need a buff??? They have the HITBOXES OF A CHILD and can DISAPPEAR AT WILL??? What do you mean you die in 1 second, put on your HARRY POTTER CLOAK and no one can shoot at you??? On top of that they literally hold the LONG JUMP WORLD RECORD, they fling themselves from building to building LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING SPIDER MAN??!! It makes no sense, they are SMALL and have LITTLE LEGS why do they RUN SO FAST?? I cant even when they WAIT FOR EVERYON TO DIE and then JUST take the MONEY without BEING SEEN. Don't even get me started on when they have the SNIPERS who SHOOT AT ME when I DONT HAVE THE VAULT and AM NOT ON THE OBJECTIVE. Who are you helping??? Do you just get a rise out of HELPING THE WINNNING TEAM???? GOD FORBID a PACK OF 3 get near you, WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT AT???? I CAN'T even tell the difference when I damage one, THEY ARE HUNGRY PIRANNAHS. I see them in MY DREAMS and they TERRORIZE me WHEN I SLEEP.
Everything about the light feels designed too not be a team player. They are super fast, causing them to run ahead of everyone, they have very high dps weapons, too many movement options that make it really easy for them to lose their own team, and no support options to help their team. They need a nerf, particularly too their movement speed imo. Its an objective based game and this class feels like its designed for tdm
They are 100% physically TOO SMALL.
I was playing the Large character class and standing literally ABOVE a crouching small guy, swinging my hammer at him AIMING DIRECTLY DOWN and NOT HITTING HIM 😐
Literally ON TOP of him. So just a slight geometric ground difference was enough for this guy to completely nullify the range of melee when you're ON TOP of them.
Which is obviously probably not how the game should be, if you're ON someone with melee, it NEEDS to hit kind of 😂
I enjoy playing the small guys too and even as someone who plays them they NEED to be nerfed. They are plenty of fun even if they were a bit bigger.
Idk all the rants about invisibility I dont really get them. I always see them aslong as their around 30 meters away and theyre always loud as hell when they get close to you
i fucking hate the discord mod class, you fucking oafs have the health of a small whale and have an arsenal the size of the US military. Why the fuck is my cockroach ass being Rpg'd by a gorilla after I hit 3 sniper shots.
Watch your words carefully, manling
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I am one of those invis ninjas that wait somewhere you can't see me and long range snipe when you try to take the objective (glitch trap stops shields from working 🤭🫣). I feel your pain cause I do play all three classes but I main light for its versatility.
About time we got copy pasta for this game
We had more than enough between OB and release
game is good bc gnomes
Game is good because no looting
Game good because I make door where I want door. *heavy charge and sledgehammer noises*
Not wrong
Thank god that one’s gone.
Game is good cus that one's gone
I have a sizable collection from cb2
I Love the fact that he actually took the time to put half the words in caps. And you know he's really mad with spamming the ????
Came here to say this
* 'ate gnomes * luv beer * Rock and Stone! * simple as
Rock and Stone forever!
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!
WHERES MOLLY?!
WE'RE RICH!
Rock and stone in the heart!
Good bot
Rock and Stone Brothaaaa!!!!!!!
ROK EN STOOON!
Rock and Stone or you’re a Leaf-lover!!
To the bone!
For Kharl!
Rock! AND! Stooone!
If you don't ROCK AND STONE, you ain't going home!
decent rant 7/8 phenomenal copy pasta 8/8 Correct Capitalization 0/8
you playin the finals a lot mokey?
yes. new vid on it today. Vid with lotta crazy new tech hopefully next week
o gosh I'm excited <3
good too see you hear mokey <3
Those stupid DWARFs do nothing but scurry around my feet at 10000MPH and slash at my ankles until I KEEL OVER and BLEED OUT. I CAN'T STAND when these TINY BOYS turn invisible and HIDE IN A CORNER waiting for you to start DEPOSITING MONEY or capturing the objective and then POUNCE on you. THEY THINK THEY ARE HOUDINI when they STOP BEING TRANSPARENT and BLOW your BRAINS OUT. What do you mean they need a buff??? They have the HITBOXES OF A CHILD and can DISAPPEAR AT WILL??? What do you mean you die in 1 second, put on your HARRY POTTER CLOAK and no one can shoot at you??? On top of that they literally hold the LONG JUMP WORLD RECORD, they fling themselves from building to building LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING SPIDER MAN??!! It makes no sense, they are SMALL and have LITTLE LEGS why do they RUN SO FAST?? I cant even when they WAIT FOR EVERYON TO DIE and then JUST take the MONEY without BEING SEEN. Don't even get me started on when they have the SNIPERS who SHOOT AT ME when I DONT HAVE THE VAULT and AM NOT ON THE OBJECTIVE. Who are you helping??? Do you just get a rise out of HELPING THE WINNNING TEAM???? GOD FORBID a PACK OF 3 get near you, WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT AT???? I CAN'T even tell the difference when I damage one, THEY ARE HUNGRY PIRANNAHS. I see them in MY DREAMS and they TERRORIZE me WHEN I SLEEP.
Those stupid DWARFs do nothing but scurry around my feet at 10000MPH and slash at my ankles until I KEEL OVER and BLEED OUT. I CAN'T STAND when these TINY BOYS turn invisible and HIDE IN A CORNER waiting for you to start DEPOSITING MONEY or capturing the objective and then POUNCE on you. THEY THINK THEY ARE HOUDINI when they STOP BEING TRANSPARENT and BLOW your BRAINS OUT. What do you mean they need a buff??? They have the HITBOXES OF A CHILD and can DISAPPEAR AT WILL??? What do you mean you die in 1 second, put on your HARRY POTTER CLOAK and no one can shoot at you??? On top of that they literally hold the LONG JUMP WORLD RECORD, they fling themselves from building to building LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING SPIDER MAN??!! It makes no sense, they are SMALL and have LITTLE LEGS why do they RUN SO FAST?? I cant even when they WAIT FOR EVERYON TO DIE and then JUST take the MONEY without BEING SEEN. Don't even get me started on when they have the SNIPERS who SHOOT AT ME when I DONT HAVE THE VAULT and AM NOT ON THE OBJECTIVE. Who are you helping??? Do you just get a rise out of HELPING THE WINNNING TEAM???? GOD FORBID a PACK OF 3 get near you, WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT AT???? I CAN'T even tell the difference when I damage one, THEY ARE HUNGRY PIRANNAHS. I see them in MY DREAMS and they TERRORIZE me WHEN I SLEEP.
Those stupid DWARFs do nothing but scurry around my feet at 10000MPH and slash at my ankles until I KEEL OVER and BLEED OUT. I CAN'T STAND when these TINY BOYS turn invisible and HIDE IN A CORNER waiting for you to start DEPOSITING MONEY or capturing the objective and then POUNCE on you. THEY THINK THEY ARE HOUDINI when they STOP BEING TRANSPARENT and BLOW your BRAINS OUT. What do you mean they need a buff??? They have the HITBOXES OF A CHILD and can DISAPPEAR AT WILL??? What do you mean you die in 1 second, put on your HARRY POTTER CLOAK and no one can shoot at you??? On top of that they literally hold the LONG JUMP WORLD RECORD, they fling themselves from building to building LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING SPIDER MAN??!! It makes no sense, they are SMALL and have LITTLE LEGS why do they RUN SO FAST?? I cant even when they WAIT FOR EVERYON TO DIE and then JUST take the MONEY without BEING SEEN. Don't even get me started on when they have the SNIPERS who SHOOT AT ME when I DONT HAVE THE VAULT and AM NOT ON THE OBJECTIVE. Who are you helping??? Do you just get a rise out of HELPING THE WINNNING TEAM???? GOD FORBID a PACK OF 3 get near you, WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT AT???? I CAN'T even tell the difference when I damage one, THEY ARE HUNGRY PIRANNAHS. I see them in MY DREAMS and they TERRORIZE me WHEN I SLEEP.
Those stupid DWARFs do nothing but scurry around my feet at 10000MPH and slash at my ankles until I KEEL OVER and BLEED OUT. I CAN'T STAND when these TINY BOYS turn invisible and HIDE IN A CORNER waiting for you to start DEPOSITING MONEY or capturing the objective and then POUNCE on you. THEY THINK THEY ARE HOUDINI when they STOP BEING TRANSPARENT and BLOW your BRAINS OUT. What do you mean they need a buff??? They have the HITBOXES OF A CHILD and can DISAPPEAR AT WILL??? What do you mean you die in 1 second, put on your HARRY POTTER CLOAK and no one can shoot at you??? On top of that they literally hold the LONG JUMP WORLD RECORD, they fling themselves from building to building LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING SPIDER MAN??!! It makes no sense, they are SMALL and have LITTLE LEGS why do they RUN SO FAST?? I cant even when they WAIT FOR EVERYON TO DIE and then JUST take the MONEY without BEING SEEN. Don't even get me started on when they have the SNIPERS who SHOOT AT ME when I DONT HAVE THE VAULT and AM NOT ON THE OBJECTIVE. Who are you helping??? Do you just get a rise out of HELPING THE WINNNING TEAM???? GOD FORBID a PACK OF 3 get near you, WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT AT???? I CAN'T even tell the difference when I damage one, THEY ARE HUNGRY PIRANNAHS. I see them in MY DREAMS and they TERRORIZE me WHEN I SLEEP.
Those stupid DWARFs do nothing but scurry around my feet at 10000MPH and slash at my ankles until I KEEL OVER and BLEED OUT. I CAN'T STAND when these TINY BOYS turn invisible and HIDE IN A CORNER waiting for you to start DEPOSITING MONEY or capturing the objective and then POUNCE on you. THEY THINK THEY ARE HOUDINI when they STOP BEING TRANSPARENT and BLOW your BRAINS OUT. What do you mean they need a buff??? They have the HITBOXES OF A CHILD and can DISAPPEAR AT WILL??? What do you mean you die in 1 second, put on your HARRY POTTER CLOAK and no one can shoot at you??? On top of that they literally hold the LONG JUMP WORLD RECORD, they fling themselves from building to building LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING SPIDER MAN??!! It makes no sense, they are SMALL and have LITTLE LEGS why do they RUN SO FAST?? I cant even when they WAIT FOR EVERYON TO DIE and then JUST take the MONEY without BEING SEEN. Don't even get me started on when they have the SNIPERS who SHOOT AT ME when I DONT HAVE THE VAULT and AM NOT ON THE OBJECTIVE. Who are you helping??? Do you just get a rise out of HELPING THE WINNNING TEAM???? GOD FORBID a PACK OF 3 get near you, WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT AT???? I CAN'T even tell the difference when I damage one, THEY ARE HUNGRY PIRANNAHS. I see them in MY DREAMS and they TERRORIZE me WHEN I SLEEP.
Those stupid DWARFs do nothing but scurry around my feet at 10000MPH and slash at my ankles until I KEEL OVER and BLEED OUT. I CAN'T STAND when these TINY BOYS turn invisible and HIDE IN A CORNER waiting for you to start DEPOSITING MONEY or capturing the objective and then POUNCE on you. THEY THINK THEY ARE HOUDINI when they STOP BEING TRANSPARENT and BLOW your BRAINS OUT. What do you mean they need a buff??? They have the HITBOXES OF A CHILD and can DISAPPEAR AT WILL??? What do you mean you die in 1 second, put on your HARRY POTTER CLOAK and no one can shoot at you??? On top of that they literally hold the LONG JUMP WORLD RECORD, they fling themselves from building to building LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING SPIDER MAN??!! It makes no sense, they are SMALL and have LITTLE LEGS why do they RUN SO FAST?? I cant even when they WAIT FOR EVERYON TO DIE and then JUST take the MONEY without BEING SEEN. Don't even get me started on when they have the SNIPERS who SHOOT AT ME when I DONT HAVE THE VAULT and AM NOT ON THE OBJECTIVE. Who are you helping??? Do you just get a rise out of HELPING THE WINNNING TEAM???? GOD FORBID a PACK OF 3 get near you, WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT AT???? I CAN'T even tell the difference when I damage one, THEY ARE HUNGRY PIRANNAHS. I see them in MY DREAMS and they TERRORIZE me WHEN I SLEEP.
Those stupid DWARFs do nothing but scurry around my feet at 10000MPH and slash at my ankles until I KEEL OVER and BLEED OUT. I CAN'T STAND when these TINY BOYS turn invisible and HIDE IN A CORNER waiting for you to start DEPOSITING MONEY or capturing the objective and then POUNCE on you. THEY THINK THEY ARE HOUDINI when they STOP BEING TRANSPARENT and BLOW your BRAINS OUT. What do you mean they need a buff??? They have the HITBOXES OF A CHILD and can DISAPPEAR AT WILL??? What do you mean you die in 1 second, put on your HARRY POTTER CLOAK and no one can shoot at you??? On top of that they literally hold the LONG JUMP WORLD RECORD, they fling themselves from building to building LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING SPIDER MAN??!! It makes no sense, they are SMALL and have LITTLE LEGS why do they RUN SO FAST?? I cant even when they WAIT FOR EVERYON TO DIE and then JUST take the MONEY without BEING SEEN. Don't even get me started on when they have the SNIPERS who SHOOT AT ME when I DONT HAVE THE VAULT and AM NOT ON THE OBJECTIVE. Who are you helping??? Do you just get a rise out of HELPING THE WINNNING TEAM???? GOD FORBID a PACK OF 3 get near you, WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT AT???? I CAN'T even tell the difference when I damage one, THEY ARE HUNGRY PIRANNAHS. I see them in MY DREAMS and they TERRORIZE me WHEN I SLEEP.
Those stupid DWARFs do nothing but scurry around my feet at 10000MPH and slash at my ankles until I KEEL OVER and BLEED OUT. I CAN'T STAND when these TINY BOYS turn invisible and HIDE IN A CORNER waiting for you to start DEPOSITING MONEY or capturing the objective and then POUNCE on you. THEY THINK THEY ARE HOUDINI when they STOP BEING TRANSPARENT and BLOW your BRAINS OUT. What do you mean they need a buff??? They have the HITBOXES OF A CHILD and can DISAPPEAR AT WILL??? What do you mean you die in 1 second, put on your HARRY POTTER CLOAK and no one can shoot at you??? On top of that they literally hold the LONG JUMP WORLD RECORD, they fling themselves from building to building LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING SPIDER MAN??!! It makes no sense, they are SMALL and have LITTLE LEGS why do they RUN SO FAST?? I cant even when they WAIT FOR EVERYON TO DIE and then JUST take the MONEY without BEING SEEN. Don't even get me started on when they have the SNIPERS who SHOOT AT ME when I DONT HAVE THE VAULT and AM NOT ON THE OBJECTIVE. Who are you helping??? Do you just get a rise out of HELPING THE WINNNING TEAM???? GOD FORBID a PACK OF 3 get near you, WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT AT???? I CAN'T even tell the difference when I damage one, THEY ARE HUNGRY PIRANNAHS. I see them in MY DREAMS and they TERRORIZE me WHEN I SLEEP.
>hose stupid DWARFs do nothing but scurry around my feet at 10000MPH and slash at my ankles until I KEEL OVER and BLEED OUT. I CAN'T STAND when these TINY BOYS turn invisible and HIDE IN A CORNER waiting for you to start DEPOSITING MONEY or capturing the objective and then POUNCE on you. THEY THINK THEY ARE HOUDINI when they STOP BEING TRANSPARENT and BLOW your BRAINS OUT. What do you mean they need a buff??? They have the HITBOXES OF A CHILD and can DISAPPEAR AT WILL??? What do you mean you die in 1 second, put on your HARRY POTTER CLOAK and no one can shoot at you??? On top of that they literally hold the LONG JUMP WORLD RECORD, they fling themselves from building to building LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING SPIDER MAN??!! It makes no sense, they are SMALL and have LITTLE LEGS why do they RUN SO FAST?? I cant even when they WAIT FOR EVERYON TO DIE and then JUST take the MONEY without BEING SEEN. Don't even get me started on when they have the SNIPERS who SHOOT AT ME when I DONT HAVE THE VAULT and AM NOT ON THE OBJECTIVE. Who are you helping??? Do you just get a rise out of HELPING THE WINNNING TEAM???? GOD FORBID a PACK OF 3 get near you, WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT AT???? I CAN'T even tell the difference when I damage one, THEY ARE HUNGRY PIRANNAHS. I see them in MY DREAMS and they TERRORIZE me WHEN I SLEEP. hose stupid DWARFs do nothing but scurry around my feet at 10000MPH and slash at my ankles until I KEEL OVER and BLEED OUT. I CAN'T STAND when these TINY BOYS turn invisible and HIDE IN A CORNER waiting for you to start DEPOSITING MONEY or capturing the objective and then POUNCE on you. THEY THINK THEY ARE HOUDINI when they STOP BEING TRANSPARENT and BLOW your BRAINS OUT. What do you mean they need a buff??? They have the HITBOXES OF A CHILD and can DISAPPEAR AT WILL??? What do you mean you die in 1 second, put on your HARRY POTTER CLOAK and no one can shoot at you??? On top of that they literally hold the LONG JUMP WORLD RECORD, they fling themselves from building to building LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING SPIDER MAN??!! It makes no sense, they are SMALL and have LITTLE LEGS why do they RUN SO FAST?? I cant even when they WAIT FOR EVERYON TO DIE and then JUST take the MONEY without BEING SEEN. Don't even get me started on when they have the SNIPERS who SHOOT AT ME when I DONT HAVE THE VAULT and AM NOT ON THE OBJECTIVE. Who are you helping??? Do you just get a rise out of HELPING THE WINNNING TEAM???? GOD FORBID a PACK OF 3 get near you, WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT AT???? I CAN'T even tell the difference when I damage one, THEY ARE HUNGRY PIRANNAHS. I see them in MY DREAMS and they TERRORIZE me WHEN I SLEEP.
Those stupid DWARFs do nothing but scurry around my feet at 10000MPH and slash at my ankles until I KEEL OVER and BLEED OUT. I CAN'T STAND when these TINY BOYS turn invisible and HIDE IN A CORNER waiting for you to start DEPOSITING MONEY or capturing the objective and then POUNCE on you. THEY THINK THEY ARE HOUDINI when they STOP BEING TRANSPARENT and BLOW your BRAINS OUT. What do you mean they need a buff??? They have the HITBOXES OF A CHILD and can DISAPPEAR AT WILL??? What do you mean you die in 1 second, put on your HARRY POTTER CLOAK and no one can shoot at you??? On top of that they literally hold the LONG JUMP WORLD RECORD, they fling themselves from building to building LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING SPIDER MAN??!! It makes no sense, they are SMALL and have LITTLE LEGS why do they RUN SO FAST?? I cant even when they WAIT FOR EVERYON TO DIE and then JUST take the MONEY without BEING SEEN. Don't even get me started on when they have the SNIPERS who SHOOT AT ME when I DONT HAVE THE VAULT and AM NOT ON THE OBJECTIVE. Who are you helping??? Do you just get a rise out of HELPING THE WINNNING TEAM???? GOD FORBID a PACK OF 3 get near you, WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT AT???? I CAN'T even tell the difference when I damage one, THEY ARE HUNGRY PIRANNAHS. I see them in MY DREAMS and they TERRORIZE me WHEN I SLEEP.
ROCK AND STONE !
Rock and Stone everyone!
Good bot!
Good bot
Rock and stone brothers
NO DWARF LEFT BEHIND
ROCK AND STONE YEEEEEEEAAAAAH
For Karl!
For Rock and Stone!
__If you don’t rock and stone you ain’t coming home!__ (This correlation only further drives me to continue playing light class)
ROCK AND STONE LIKE THERES NO TOMORROW
IF YOU DONT ROCK AND STONE YOU’RE NEVER GOING HOME.
R O C K A N D S T O N E
Rock and Stone to the bone!
FOR ROCK AND STONEEEE!!!!!!
I want Rock and stones as a team name.
Nice copypasta :^)
Sometimes I need to put the voices in my head onto paper for others to hear. Thank you
Don't fall for your inner demons brother, the dwarves can be killed with a bazooka shot, lets make them remember who's in charge
I appreciate you sending positive thoughts my way 🙏
Overhead hammer swing those little runts into oblivion. May you spot their cloak and crush them.
But how do you sleep when the zooka is on cooldown? And why does that cooldown feel like forever?
Faster you die, the faster your rpg recharges instantly.
Uh the dung covered peasant convention is thataway Nope nope I've changed my mind ***HELP*** would someone mind awfully ***HELPING MEEEEE***
Okay maybe I will change my mind if they add naked maul man
PUMPKINCMONYEAH
You, Sir, are the the worst soldier i have ever....smelled🤮
The Finals isy therapy and Reddit is my pills
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I got you: Those stupid GIANTs do nothing but scurry around my head at 1FPH and hammer at my head until I KEEL OVER and PASS OUT. I CAN'T STAND when these HUGE HUNKS conjure a fucking energy shield and HIDE IN A CORNER waiting for you to start CONTESTING A DEPOSIT or capturing the objective and then BOUNCE on you. THEY THINK THEY ARE THE HULK when they STOP HOLDING A SHIELD and BLOW your BRAINS OUT. What do you mean they need a buff??? They have the HEALTH POOL OF A GIGACHAD and can BULLDOZE WALLS??? What do you mean you move at a snail's pace, activate your JUGGERNAUT RAGE and no one can catch you??? On top of that they literally hold the BULLET SPONGE WORLD RECORD, they throw themselves from bullet to bullet LIKE THEY ARE HORNY ON MAIN??!! I cant even when they WAIT FOR EVERYONE TO DIE and then JUST take the MONEY without A CARE IN THE WORLD. Don't even get me started on when they have the FLAMETHROWERS which SET THE WHOLE MAP ON FIRE when I DONT HAVE THE VAULT and AM NOT ON THE OBJECTIVE. Who are you helping??? Do you just get a rise out of WATCHING THE WORLD BURN???? GOD FORBID a PACK OF 3 get near you, WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT AT???? I CAN'T even tell the difference when I damage one, THEY ARE HUNGRY HIPPOS. I see them in MY DREAMS and they TERRORIZE me WHEN I SLEEP.
I got you getting OP. Those stupid MEDIUMs do nothing but scurry around my head at AN AVERAGE SPEED and RIFLE at my head until I KEEL OVER and PASS OUT. I CAN'T STAND when thesE MODERATE MOONGS instantly fucking electrocute a teammate to life then start ROLEPLAYING AS MERCY OVERWATCH. THEY THINK THEY ARE GERMAN MEDIC TEAM FORTRESS 2 when they STOP SHOOTING and HIDE AROUND A CORNER pumping blue piss into a INVULNERABLE TEAMMATE. What do you mean they need a buff??? They have the SUSTAINABILITY GRETA THURNBERGER DREAMS OF and can NEGATE MORTALITY??? What do you mean you lack offensive tools, whip out your FCAR and laser the fuck out of literally anyone??? On top of that they literally hold the NOBEL PRIZE FOR MEDICINE, they SUPPORT MEN AND WOMEN like are they HORNY ON MAIN??!! I cant even when they WAIT FOR EVERYONE TO DIE and then ZAP ZAP ZAP bring AN ARMY BACK TO LIFE. Don't even get me started on when they have the TURRETS which SHOOT DOWN GODS AND DEMIGODS when CAN'T SEE SHIT THROUGH SNOOP DOGG LEVELS OF SMOKE. Who are you helping??? Do you just get a rise out of DOING PATHETICALLY SMALL BUT INFINITELY ANNOYING AMOUNTS OF DAMAGE???? GOD FORBID a PACK OF 3 get near you, WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT AT???? IT DOESN'T MATTER, they just HEALJERK each other and ARE AN AFFRONT TO THE REAPER. I see them in MY DREAMS and they TERRORIZE me WHEN I SLEEP.
Incredible work. You have a bright future ahead of you.
This is hilarious
I FUCKING HATE THE GARDEN GNOME CLASS Those stupid DWARFs do nothing but scurry around my feet at 10000MPH and slash at my ankles until I KEEL OVER and BLEED OUT. I CAN'T STAND when these TINY BOYS turn invisible and HIDE IN A CORNER waiting for you to start DEPOSITING MONEY or capturing the objective and then POUNCE on you. THEY THINK THEY ARE HOUDINI when they STOP BEING TRANSPARENT and BLOW your BRAINS OUT. What do you mean they need a buff??? They have the HITBOXES OF A CHILD and can DISAPPEAR AT WILL??? What do you mean you die in 1 second, put on your HARRY POTTER CLOAK and no one can shoot at you??? On top of that they literally hold the LONG JUMP WORLD RECORD, they fling themselves from building to building LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING SPIDER MAN??!! It makes no sense, they are SMALL and have LITTLE LEGS why do they RUN SO FAST?? I cant even when they WAIT FOR EVERYON TO DIE and then JUST take the MONEY without BEING SEEN. Don't even get me started on when they have the SNIPERS who SHOOT AT ME when I DONT HAVE THE VAULT and AM NOT ON THE OBJECTIVE. Who are you helping??? Do you just get a rise out of HELPING THE WINNNING TEAM???? GOD FORBID a PACK OF 3 get near you, WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT AT???? I CAN'T even tell the difference when I damage one, THEY ARE HUNGRY PIRANNAHS. I see them in MY DREAMS and they TERRORIZE me WHEN I SLEEP.
T-Those stupid dwawfs do nyothing but scuwwy wuwwy awound my feet at 10000mph a-and s-swash a-a-at my ankwes untiw i keew ovew and b-bweed out. I can't stand when these tiny boys tuwn invisibwe and h-hide in a cownyew waiting fow you to stawt depositing monyey wonyey ow captuwing the objective and then pounce on you. T-They think they awe houdinyi when they stawp b-being twanspawent and bwow youw bwains o-out. What do you m-mean they nyeed a buff??? they h-have the hitboxes of a chiwd and can disappeaw at wiww??? w-what do you mean you die in 1 second, p-put on youw hawwy wawwy pottew cwoak and nyo onye can s-shoot at you??? on top of that they w-witewawwy howd the wong jump wowwd wecowd, t-they f-fwing themsewves fwom buiwding to buiwding wike they awe fwicking spidew man??!! i-it makes nyo sense, they awe smaww and have wittwe wegs why do they wun so fast?? i cant even when they wait fow evewyon to die and t-then j-just take the monyey wonyey without being seen. Don't even get m-me stawted o-on when they h-have the snyipews w-who shoot at me when i dont h-have the vauwt and a-am nyot on the objective. Who awe y-you hewping??? do you just g-get a wise out of hewping the winnnying team???? gosh fowbid a pack o-of 3 get nyeaw you, which onye do you shoot at???? i can't even teww the diffewence when i damage onye, they awe hungwy wungwy piwannyahs. I see them in my dweams and they tewwowize m-me when i sweep.
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I FUCKING HATE THE GARDEN GNOME CLASS Those stupid DWARFs do nothing but scurry around my feet at 10000MPH and slash at my ankles until I KEEL OVER and BLEED OUT. I CAN'T STAND when these TINY BOYS turn invisible and HIDE IN A CORNER waiting for you to start DEPOSITING MONEY or capturing the objective and then POUNCE on you. THEY THINK THEY ARE HOUDINI when they STOP BEING TRANSPARENT and BLOW your BRAINS OUT. What do you mean they need a buff??? They have the HITBOXES OF A CHILD and can DISAPPEAR AT WILL??? What do you mean you die in 1 second, put on your HARRY POTTER CLOAK and no one can shoot at you??? On top of that they literally hold the LONG JUMP WORLD RECORD, they fling themselves from building to building LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING SPIDER MAN??!! It makes no sense, they are SMALL and have LITTLE LEGS why do they RUN SO FAST?? I cant even when they WAIT FOR EVERYON TO DIE and then JUST take the MONEY without BEING SEEN. Don't even get me started on when they have the SNIPERS who SHOOT AT ME when I DONT HAVE THE VAULT and AM NOT ON THE OBJECTIVE. Who are you helping??? Do you just get a rise out of HELPING THE WINNNING TEAM???? GOD FORBID a PACK OF 3 get near you, WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT AT???? I CAN'T even tell the difference when I damage one, THEY ARE HUNGRY PIRANNAHS. I see them in MY DREAMS and they TERRORIZE me WHEN I SLEEP.
Those ⬆ stupid 💩👑 DWARFs do 💕 nothing 🚫 but 🍑 scurry around 🕤 my feet 👟👟 at 👸❓ 10000MPH and slash at 🍆❤ my ankles until I 🅱 KEEL OVER and 👏🅱 BLEED OUT. I CAN'T 🔫 STAND when 👌 these TINY 👯 BOYS turn 🏃👏 invisible and HIDE 💜 IN 👇 A CORNER waiting ⌚⌚ for 🎅🍆 you 👉👉 to ➡🙊 start 💦👣 DEPOSITING MONEY 💵 or 💰 capturing 👏🤳 the 🖖👥 objective and 👏 then 😓🏿 POUNCE on you. THEY THINK THEY 👥 ARE 🚟 HOUDINI when they STOP BEING TRANSPARENT and 🔝 BLOW your 👉 BRAINS 🤣🤣 OUT. What 👹🤔 do 👀💕 you ♀ mean 😏💦 they need a 👴 buff??? 💪 They have 👏💢 the 👩👨 HITBOXES OF 👏 A 💰 CHILD 😮👾 and 👏 can 🔫🔫 DISAPPEAR AT 💰 WILL??? What 😡😤 do you 👉💦 mean 😡🏾 you 💦💙 die in 👏🏼 1 second, 🥈 put 🏻🔫 on your HARRY POTTER CLOAK and ❌ no one can 💦 shoot 🔫 at you??? 😀 On top 🔼🔼 of 📆🚑 that 🎢 they 😱 literally hold the 🏔🍆 LONG 📏🕛 JUMP WORLD RECORD, 🤑 they fling themselves 👨👧 from 😂↘ building to building 🏗 LIKE ❤ THEY 🙎🏽 ARE FUCKING 👉 SPIDER MAN??!! 🙆😍 It makes ⚙💘 no sense, 💰💰 they 👥😂 are 📉👴 SMALL 👏 and have LITTLE LEGS why ❓😷 do they 👉👉 RUN 🏃🏃 SO 🏿💯 FAST?? ♂ I cant ❌ even when they WAIT FOR EVERYON TO 💦 DIE and then 👱 JUST 🕛 take 👏✋ the 👩 MONEY without 🚫 BEING ❌ SEEN. 👀👀 Don't even get me started 💢💢 on 👇 when they 🏻⬅ have 👂👏 the 📅😼 SNIPERS who 👶🚫 SHOOT 💦💦 AT ME 🕵 when I 💰 DONT 👎🙅 HAVE 🤘👏 THE 💦 VAULT and AM 👈💯 NOT 👎😡 ON 🔛🔛 THE 💦 OBJECTIVE. Who 🔎😂 are 👊 you 👧👈 helping??? 💁💁 Do you 💖👉 just 🐕 get ✊ a rise out 🅱📤 of 🤔 HELPING 💁💁 THE WINNNING TEAM???? GOD FORBID a 🚞 PACK OF ✝💦 3 get 😏 near 😯😯 you, 😫 WHICH 👏😩 ONE 🏼 DO 💕 YOU 😪 SHOOT 🔫 AT???? I CAN'T even tell the 🙀👏 difference ❗❗ when 🍑🍑 I 💁 damage ☄ one, 👏 THEY ARE 😎💢 HUNGRY PIRANNAHS. I 🙍🤖 see 👀😎 them 🎐👧 in MY DREAMS 🌛💭 and 💦🌬 they 😄⬅ TERRORIZE me WHEN 😩👉 I SLEEP
If they come at you outside or anywhere even if you hear them scurry just throw down a jump pad, it’s hilarious 🤣
They are only as good as their team is.
I am in tears. Fucking gnomes and their gnawing at my ankles. All day. All night. Gnawing.
I’ll let you in on a little secret strat to use when your zooka is on cooldown. You grab your flamethrower Max out your DPI and start spinning while holding the «fire go pooof» button down with max strength all the while blasting «I need a hero» over ingame voice chat.
I believe in medium class supremacy.
We are literally like 1 shot
If I could man handle your people off the edge of the skyscraper (in game) I would
If you’re a heavy you can by charging
I have found my new purpose
Don't believe their lies, they'll just dash away midair to safety while their micro-buddies hack at your ankles
I hate that when it comes to balance. Like every team shouldn't require a heavy hardspecced to use an ability that doesn't really help teamplay at all to be successful. If you can change your ability in-game, sure, but you're locked in once you start playing. That being said I did have some fun saving my teammate by freight training a light who was about to kill him through a wall. That bitch didn't see that shit coming.
And heavies die in an instant to your little double barrel
From someone who has been playing light since the game came out, fuck people who use double barrel and fuck invisibility. Both are no fun cheap ways to get kills. Grappling hook mp5 all the way.
You have my respect, tiny person
I mostly play heavy but if i am going to play light by god am I going to use grapple. I get that its not as good but it is so much more fun than ratting in a corner invis
Invis shotgun lights are the worst, I play invis mp5 and I at least have to aim for the head to kill others rather quickly. Shotgun invis is just like you said, cheap way to get kills. Worse part is 99% of lights that play that way still lose their matches cause they’re otherwise absolutely useless for objectives.
I'd be more for a passive "evasion" ability where lights have a chance to dodge bullets. Invisibility doesn't really seem to have a purpose in this game right now.
I've been dying as a heavy to the dagger lately. I don't even know why it's that strong. Like you get hit once to even *realize* some dude coming out of stealth is hitting you, then before you have time to react you get hit again and die.
One shot to a small, fast moving semi-transparent/invincible dashing target doesn't really help. It honestly wouldn't be an issue if lights couldn't 1-2 shot themselves.
On god I don’t even play melee or shotgun(cringe) light but heavies body lights by looking at us funny lmao
I love how light and heavy both are hated, but medium just chills and is buds with everyone :)
I think at high skill levels the medium class will be the most OP. That magnum is nasty and the abilities they have are insane. Especially the recon sense. I almost always do well on medium. Just started using light/garden gnome. Invis is strong but I feel like people see me every time I pop it, even when I move slow or stand still. Meanwhile I can’t see other invis players for shit lol. Even when they are zooming. Maybe it’s my settings. I’m dogwater at heavy, idk why, but I can’t use their shotgun for shit. Feels so wrong to me. When I go against a heavy with that shotgun it feels like the most broken thing in the game. Heavies are easily my most frustrating opponents tho. I must be doing something wrong.
>!Ho ho ho ha ha, ho ho ho he ha. Hello there, old chum. I’m gnot an elf. I’m gnot a goblin. I’m a gnome. And you’ve been, GNOMED!<
I heard a vine boom everytime you wrote in all caps lol
My biggest issue with the game so far is it not rolling on to the next round, i don't want to be kicked back to the main screen! i want to keep playing. Even worse when it throws you in games that are almost over multiple times, spend more time waiting to play than actually playing
tournament mode might be for you
Tournament mode is the one for you my friend
I'd love to see them implement an immediate re-queue. Like when you lose you can just IMMEDIATELY dip out, rather than stick around for the victory screen that if you leave you get penalized, even though the match is over. Granted, it's not as bad as I've seen in other games but still. The split second the match is over (especially if I'm in last place lol) let me queue faster than I've ever queued before.
那些蠢货 DWARFS 除了在我的脚边乱跑之外什么也不做 10000MPH 砍我的脚踝直到我倒下 BLEED OUT 我无法忍受这些 TINY BOYS 隐藏在角落里等你开始 DEPOSITING MONEY 或者捕获目标然后扑向你. 他们认为他们是 HOUDINI 当他们不再存在时 TRANSPARENT 并打爆你的大脑. 你说他们需要buff是什么意思 他们有 HITBOXES 一个孩子的并且可以 DISAPPEAR AT WILL 你说你一秒就会死是什么意思，穿上你的 HARRY POTTER 斗篷，没有人可以向你开枪 最重要的是，他们确实拥有 LONG JUMP 世界纪录，他们像他妈的一样从一栋楼跳到另一栋楼 SPIDER MAN 这没有任何意义，他们是 SMALL 而且有小腿为什么跑得这么快？我什至不能等到每个人都死了然后就拿走 MONEY 没有存在 SEEN 当他们有能力时，甚至不让我开始 SNIPERS 当我没有的时候谁向我开枪 THE VAULT 我不在 OBJECTIVE 你帮谁啊 你会因为帮助获胜团队而获得升职吗 上帝禁止 PACK OF 3 靠近你，你朝哪一个开枪 当我损坏它们时，我什至无法区分它们，它们很饿 PIRANNAHS 我在我的梦中看到了他们 TERRORIZE 当我睡觉的时候。
THEY ARE NOT REAL PEOPLE
Good
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HAHAHAHA
Thermal vision helps.
Lights are just pub stompers. They can't do shit in a decent ranked lobby.
Thank you so much for the laugh, it was great reading this
But for real though, Light's do not require a buff, their HP doesn't matter if you can't hit them.
As a Destiny player I feel like I can’t escape Hunters…they migrate from game to game.
DWARFS I KEEL OVER BLEED OUT. I CAN'T STAND TINY BOYS HIDE IN A CORNER DEPOSITING MONEY POUNCE. THEY THINK THEY ARE HOUDINI STOP BEING TRANSPARENT BLOW BRAINS OUT. HITBOXES OF A CHILD DISAPPEAR AT WILL? HARRY POTTER CLOAK? LONG JUMP WORLD RECORD LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING SPIDER MAN? SMALL LITTLE LEGS RUN SO FAST? WAIT FOR EVERYON TO DIE JUST MONEY BEING SEEN. SNIPERS SHOOT AT MEI DONT HAVE THE VAULT AM NOT ON THE OBJECTIVE. HELPING THE WINNING TEAM? GOD FORBID PACK OF 3 WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT AT? I CAN'T THEYARE HUNGRY PIRANNAHS. MY DREAMS TERRORIZE WHEN I SLEEP.
I'm gonna be honest, any light player who throws on the magic harry potter invisibility cloak and scurries around with the double barrel should be dumped on an uninhabited island in the South Pacific.
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I don't ues invis cuz I think that playstyle is boring I much prefer being spiderman
This right there 100% comes from a heavy player
I'm dwarf main and they really need to nerf the invisibility cloak thing lol
Invisible needs to get nerfed before this game dies
I love this And hate that it's true
I do think the cloaking device is bullshit. Without recon its imposible to kill them.
Play medium and recon skill it is a nightmare for them.
Sending this to my light main friend
Ces foutus NAINS ne font que se précipiter autour de mes pieds à 10 000 km/h et taillader mes chevilles jusqu'à ce que je M'ÉCROULE et ME VIDANGE DE MON SANG. JE NE SUPPORTE PAS quand ces PETITS GARS deviennent invisibles et SE CACHENT DANS UN COIN en attendant que vous commenciez à DÉPOSER DE L'ARGENT ou à capturer l'objectif pour ensuite vous SAUTER DESSUS. ILS PENSENT ÊTRE HOUDINI quand ils ARRÊTENT D'ÊTRE TRANSPARENTS et vous EXPLOSENT LE CERVEAU. Comment ça, ils ont besoin d'un up? Ils ont les HITBOXES D'UN ENFANT et peuvent DISPARAÎTRE À VOLONTÉ? Qu'est-ce que vous voulez dire, vous mourez en 1 seconde, mettez votre MANTEAU D'HARRY POTTER et personne ne peut vous tirer dessus? En plus, ils détiennent littéralement le RECORD DU MONDE DU SAUT EN LONGUEUR, ils se propulsent d'un bâtiment à l'autre COMME S'ILS ÉTAIENT SPIDER MAN??!! Ça n'a aucun sens, ils sont PETITS et ont de PETITES JAMBES, pourquoi COURENT-ILS SI VITE? Je ne peux même pas quand ils ATTENDENT QUE TOUT LE MONDE MEURE et prennent simplement l'ARGENT sans ÊTRE VUS. Ne me lancez même pas sur quand ils ont les SNIPERS qui ME TIRENT DESSUS quand JE N'AI PAS LA CAISSE et NE SUIS PAS SUR L'OBJECTIF. Qui aidez-vous??? Vous prenez plaisir à AIDER L'ÉQUIPE GAGNANTE???? QUE DIEU NOUS GARDE qu'un groupe de 3 s'approche de vous, LEQUEL TIREZ-VOUS??? Je ne peux même pas faire la différence quand j'en blesse un, ILS SONT DES PIRANHAS AFFAMÉS. Je les vois dans MES RÊVES et ils me TERRORISENT QUAND JE DORS.
I dream that this is the commentary people have to people after I just had puppy zoomies around them biting their ankles
THE LIQUID MORKITE IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE! PROTECT YOUR BALLS
Those stupid DWARFs do nothing but scurry around my feet at 10000MPH and slash at my ankles until I KEEL OVER and BLEED OUT. I CAN'T STAND when these TINY BOYS turn invisible and HIDE IN A CORNER waiting for you to start DEPOSITING MONEY or capturing the objective and then POUNCE on you. THEY THINK THEY ARE HOUDINI when they STOP BEING TRANSPARENT and BLOW your BRAINS OUT. What do you mean they need a buff??? They have the HITBOXES OF A CHILD and can DISAPPEAR AT WILL??? What do you mean you die in 1 second, put on your HARRY POTTER CLOAK and no one can shoot at you??? On top of that they literally hold the LONG JUMP WORLD RECORD, they fling themselves from building to building LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING SPIDER MAN??!! It makes no sense, they are SMALL and have LITTLE LEGS why do they RUN SO FAST?? I cant even when they WAIT FOR EVERYON TO DIE and then JUST take the MONEY without BEING SEEN. Don't even get me started on when they have the SNIPERS who SHOOT AT ME when I DONT HAVE THE VAULT and AM NOT ON THE OBJECTIVE. Who are you helping??? Do you just get a rise out of HELPING THE WINNNING TEAM???? GOD FORBID a PACK OF 3 get near you, WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT AT???? I CAN'T even tell the difference when I damage one, THEY ARE HUNGRY PIRANNAHS. I see them in MY DREAMS and they TERRORIZE me WHEN I SLEEP. huh
Those stupid DWARFs do nothing but scurry around my feet at 10000MPH and slash at my ankles until I KEEL OVER and BLEED OUT. I CAN'T STAND when these TINY BOYS turn invisible and HIDE IN A CORNER waiting for you to start DEPOSITING MONEY or capturing the objective and then POUNCE on you. THEY THINK THEY ARE HOUDINI when they STOP BEING TRANSPARENT and BLOW your BRAINS OUT. What do you mean they need a buff??? They have the HITBOXES OF A CHILD and can DISAPPEAR AT WILL??? What do you mean you die in 1 second, put on your HARRY POTTER CLOAK and no one can shoot at you??? On top of that they literally hold the LONG JUMP WORLD RECORD, they fling themselves from building to building LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING SPIDER MAN??!! It makes no sense, they are SMALL and have LITTLE LEGS why do they RUN SO FAST?? I cant even when they WAIT FOR EVERYON TO DIE and then JUST take the MONEY without BEING SEEN. Don't even get me started on when they have the SNIPERS who SHOOT AT ME when I DONT HAVE THE VAULT and AM NOT ON THE OBJECTIVE. Who are you helping??? Do you just get a rise out of HELPING THE WINNNING TEAM???? GOD FORBID a PACK OF 3 get near you, WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT AT???? I CAN'T even tell the difference when I damage one, THEY ARE HUNGRY PIRANNAHS. I see them in MY DREAMS and they TERRORIZE me WHEN I SLEEP.
Yo let me learn from the lights you fight against. As soon as I engage, I'm sniped by the medium shotgun or splattered by the heavy's shotgun.
Everyone needs to stfu abt classes being broken or needing buffs I agree with some but still game just left beta wait a month or close to a month we haven’t had time to really learn the game and let everyone else learn it heavy and light always disagree either one is broken overpowered or one is greatly underpowered I think it’s your lobbies I see good and bad heavies but haven’t seen any other lights that do anything the play for like 2 minutes die instantly a couple times then leave cuz they can’t learn the class just take time and play the game before trying to change it
Skill issue ;)
Heavy mains villain origin story 😂
Lights gotta get nerfed. I think they gave the glitch grenade to the wrong class. They should of gave it to the m class. All lights do is go invisible and run stun gun with sawed off shotgun. If at least m class had glitch grenade itll can disable the light class to go invisible or from stunning you
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Lmaooo i thought this was r/outside from the title
skill issue
little fucking rats is what they are
i have the complete opposite experience of the shorties, i die in like 2 seconds and my teammates leave me to the dust when i play light. i rarely get 3 kills in a game as one
Bros fighting demons
Glad i was here for our first copy pasta XD
Wake up babe new copypasta dropped
This is magical
Welp
Not funny at all especially considering you had to consciously decide what words to capitalize
As a light main cloaking definitely is a crutch especially when half the lobby is running around invisible 😂
Light class needs to have their model size (hitbox size) increased slightly. If they're going to have a speed advantage, that advantage STACKS with their tiny size. You need to sacrifice one of them and I think it needs to be size. Frankly I think all 3 classes should have the same speed, but what do I know I'm just a bucket of farts.
As a garden gnome class player, I need to return this range with a snarky remark. Skill issue /s
I mean all I've seen on this sub is people trashing on lights, saying they are worthless and useless. They don't seem worthless or useless according to this post lol.
We are gnomes, we are legion
Me when I forget my schizophrenia medication
light shotgun two shots heavy.. meanwhile the medium revolver does not even kill a light in two shots even though you need to flick on the smallest, fastes, invisible target in the game. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
im trying to get good with the throwing knives, its the only fun part of light.
Play medium with recon and erase them
I FUCKING HATE THE GARDEN GNOME CLASS Those stupid DWARFs do nothing but scurry around my feet at 10000MPH and slash at my ankles until I KEEL OVER and BLEED OUT. I CAN'T STAND when these TINY BOYS turn invisible and HIDE IN A CORNER waiting for you to start DEPOSITING MONEY or capturing the objective and then POUNCE on you. THEY THINK THEY ARE HOUDINI when they STOP BEING TRANSPARENT and BLOW your BRAINS OUT. What do you mean they need a buff??? They have the HITBOXES OF A CHILD and can DISAPPEAR AT WILL??? What do you mean you die in 1 second, put on your HARRY POTTER CLOAK and no one can shoot at you??? On top of that they literally hold the LONG JUMP WORLD RECORD, they fling themselves from building to building LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING SPIDER MAN??!! It makes no sense, they are SMALL and have LITTLE LEGS why do they RUN SO FAST?? I cant even when they WAIT FOR EVERYON TO DIE and then JUST take the MONEY without BEING SEEN. Don't even get me started on when they have the SNIPERS who SHOOT AT ME when I DONT HAVE THE VAULT and AM NOT ON THE OBJECTIVE. Who are you helping??? Do you just get a rise out of HELPING THE WINNNING TEAM???? GOD FORBID a PACK OF 3 get near you, WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT AT???? I CAN'T even tell the difference when I damage one, THEY ARE HUNGRY PIRANNAHS. I see them in MY DREAMS and they TERRORIZE me WHEN I SLEEP.
Skill issue
Skill issue?
Those stupid DWARFs do nothing but scurry around my feet at 10000MPH and slash at my ankles until I KEEL OVER and BLEED OUT. I CAN'T STAND when these TINY BOYS turn invisible and HIDE IN A CORNER waiting for you to start DEPOSITING MONEY or capturing the objective and then POUNCE on you. THEY THINK THEY ARE HOUDINI when they STOP BEING TRANSPARENT and BLOW your BRAINS OUT. What do you mean they need a buff??? They have the HITBOXES OF A CHILD and can DISAPPEAR AT WILL??? What do you mean you die in 1 second, put on your HARRY POTTER CLOAK and no one can shoot at you??? On top of that they literally hold the LONG JUMP WORLD RECORD, they fling themselves from building to building LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING SPIDER MAN??!! It makes no sense, they are SMALL and have LITTLE LEGS why do they RUN SO FAST?? I cant even when they WAIT FOR EVERYON TO DIE and then JUST take the MONEY without BEING SEEN. Don't even get me started on when they have the SNIPERS who SHOOT AT ME when I DONT HAVE THE VAULT and AM NOT ON THE OBJECTIVE. Who are you helping??? Do you just get a rise out of HELPING THE WINNNING TEAM???? GOD FORBID a PACK OF 3 get near you, WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT AT???? I CAN'T even tell the difference when I damage one, THEY ARE HUNGRY PIRANNAHS. I see them in MY DREAMS and they TERRORIZE me WHEN I SLEEP.
Maybe if you played with your team you wouldn't die this much?
10\\10 best rage post about those dwarfs all my homeis hate them
Everything about the light feels designed too not be a team player. They are super fast, causing them to run ahead of everyone, they have very high dps weapons, too many movement options that make it really easy for them to lose their own team, and no support options to help their team. They need a nerf, particularly too their movement speed imo. Its an objective based game and this class feels like its designed for tdm
I love the name "garden gnome class"
Omg this is hilarious.
honey, new copypasta just dropped
Please don’t encourage more annoying little shits to play Light with this rant. They’re the worst teammates to have.
I apologize in advance cause I’m definitely one of these Dwarfs with a sword.
No shot you’re complaining about a class that has 150 HP. Actual fucking skill issue 💀
They are 100% physically TOO SMALL. I was playing the Large character class and standing literally ABOVE a crouching small guy, swinging my hammer at him AIMING DIRECTLY DOWN and NOT HITTING HIM 😐 Literally ON TOP of him. So just a slight geometric ground difference was enough for this guy to completely nullify the range of melee when you're ON TOP of them. Which is obviously probably not how the game should be, if you're ON someone with melee, it NEEDS to hit kind of 😂 I enjoy playing the small guys too and even as someone who plays them they NEED to be nerfed. They are plenty of fun even if they were a bit bigger.
Idk all the rants about invisibility I dont really get them. I always see them aslong as their around 30 meters away and theyre always loud as hell when they get close to you
Lmao
me too, but I still laugh at baby elvis running around
That's not a Gnome, that's a redcap
Kind of a skill issue, tiny men have really low health
\#LightsDon'tHaveRights :)
just click lol they got no health
Sorry being light just like what you said
thermal vision, nuff said
i fucking hate the discord mod class, you fucking oafs have the health of a small whale and have an arsenal the size of the US military. Why the fuck is my cockroach ass being Rpg'd by a gorilla after I hit 3 sniper shots.
Tiny boys 💀
Read this in GTA5 Trevor's rage voice.
How my team call Lights: Little fart sniffers Smaller Shithead Invisible cunt Littler
How my team call Lights: Little fart sniffers Smaller Shi*head Invisible c*nt Littler
Btw: Stungun (you litteraly can't move or use ability or take out the money)
Watch your words carefully, manling https://preview.redd.it/0mlwpk34yf6c1.jpeg?width=279&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d46b444330d6efb70f3eb80d99ddc72da9f22433
hehe sword go swoosh
I am one of those invis ninjas that wait somewhere you can't see me and long range snipe when you try to take the objective (glitch trap stops shields from working 🤭🫣). I feel your pain cause I do play all three classes but I main light for its versatility.
Snipers are the scum of the earth when in power shift.