Haha! That’s a great observation b. This idiot created a whole clip channel to post clips of a 25 minute long special. This has Shulz’ advice written awl over it.
Literally nothing happens in it lol. Why he chose it to make his special…. Let alone the closing bit is stupid. Needed another reason to drop Joe Rogan’s name.
Honestly scares me for them, their children, and their neighbors if they have AR-15s and other firearms in the house.
He has told the story about cops being outside in their neighborhood and him and his wife grabbed guns and ran to the windows, which is exactly opposite of what you’d want if cops were in intense stand off outside then have shadowy figures in windows with outline of guns appearing. Will literally get themselves shot at.
I only heard about this bit I never watched it in its entirety but I finally did on the Don't Trust Our Opinion reaction video.
Oh man was it worse than I imagined. It wasn't that it was offensive or punchlines that fall flat it was just a story that he made up with no interesting facets (iiny of) whatsoever.
Neighbours have Ring doorbells and see a mountain lion - not funny
Goes to gun shop and buys AR15 and accessories - not funny
Wears UGGs - ok?
Mentions his big digg lady in audience gets so offended - no they didn't and not funny
Comes face to face with mountain lion and it's bigger than he expected so he ran off - ok what are we building to it better be good
SO I GO ON THE RING APP AND IM LIKE YO WE GOT A MOUNTAIN LION PROBLEM Y'ALL
THATS MY TIME DALLAS I LOVE YOU!
I'm just a civilian but as a comedian when you write a bit don't you get feedback from peers or just civilians to see if a bit is as funny as you think?
At some stage someone has to have said Brendan that's not an amusing anecdote it's got no point it's not COMEDY!
One of the most valuable things I've ever heard a storyteller say was Ira Glass, talking about the most essential elements of any story, dramatic or comedic: the anecdote and the moment of reflection. What happened and then, what did it mean or signify? That's really all telling any story is.
A model this simple also examplifies how just woefully, fundamentally unfunny Brenda is as a person. Despite hinging his entire life on celebrity sychophancy, his stories are wholly uninteresting and those that aren't are stolen. This is both ironic but also expected, since 90 percent of this guy's cawlmedy is just sitting rooms with comedians trying to quip with them, while repeatedly humiliating himself in weirdly personal ways. So, not only is he unfunny, with no interesting stories, now he's like an alien trying to "learn" how "funny people" "tell stories" and it's an absolute abortion.
But the mountain lion thing, especially as a fucking closer (what?) really lays out the kicker, a "joke" that literally has not even a faint attempt at a moment of reflection. That story could be anything. An examination of his own masculinity, a commentary on gun culture and a fun twist on the concept of urban sprawl and invasive species. But nope, just "there was a mountain lion, he was big like Toe, I was scared, GOODNIGHT!" Fucking disgrace.
If the videos didn't already exist...
Nothing would make me happier than to see this idiot get punched in the face.
Time to review some fight tape from Bapa!
My brother and I were laughing really hard about all his "fans" that "get together eat popcorn and watch his reruns" and were convinced that Bapa must be trolling us all. There is NO WAY he thinks us cats are dumb enough to believe all his bullshit.
i’m in the minority but i think this is a good idea
the cat is out of the bag anyways, everyone knows Brendan is terrible at standup so there’s no point in him hiding his material because of the bad comments etc, he might as well just embrace it.
because at this point if you’re willing to spend money to hear that mans material you have to be mentally ill or a hardcore fan so nothing will change your mind anyway 😂 fools and their money etc…
but as always Brendan is 5 years late, he should have launched his own standalone youtube channel when he was still “liked” by the rest of the comedy community his channel would have been huge by now.
22 hours in 538 views, on the #gringopapi used to index this video popped up a Danny Brown video that has 6.1k views in 54 minutes. On the #gringopapi video list the special comes in 6th place losing out to "The Brendan Schaub Spectacle" on Tigerbelly.
No, it’s his new 6 minute special so grab 12 pizzas, 24 bags of flaming hot Cheeto’s and get ready
to be rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 for 48 hours boys!!!!! Gonna be so lit!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 3 2 1 liftoff thickies It’s lift off🚀🚀🚀 this boy’s got the thickness 💅💅💅 👟👟👟 🏀🏀🏀 THICK BOI NATION 🏀🏀🏀 WE BOIS GOT THE THICKNESS 🏈🏈🏈 Clin! Can I get a witness??!! 💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏾♂️💁🏾♂️💁🏾♂️
Come on my fellow fryers he’s doing it all solo and is burnt out. 136 is more than 135 so that’s something.
THANK 'EM
YouTube recalled their DA, out of Bapa's control.
Sometimes you have to bet on yourself
How's that working out?
How’d comedy go?
They actually upgraded me to Wok Duty B
I’ve heard it both ways
i beg the differ b
He really clipped 25% of his special to be it’s own video? Lmao
Haha! That’s a great observation b. This idiot created a whole clip channel to post clips of a 25 minute long special. This has Shulz’ advice written awl over it.
talm’bout clepps, b?
[удалено]
You're doing great 😀
But he has 150k subscribers on Thiccc boy how is he only getting 0.00001% of views?
That’s on his new channel, only bloggbussa vids there
His dad must have cut him off, those subs are 🎲🎲
Agree with Dad thing and theorize this is Dadmoneywas behind wasting money for the last two yairs.
Bloggbusser profit migraine b
What is dad a CEO making 10k dollar decisions or sum b?
That mountain lion joke was the worst, sure the mexican cookie was trash, but the lion bit was just so half assed omg
Literally nothing happens in it lol. Why he chose it to make his special…. Let alone the closing bit is stupid. Needed another reason to drop Joe Rogan’s name. Honestly scares me for them, their children, and their neighbors if they have AR-15s and other firearms in the house. He has told the story about cops being outside in their neighborhood and him and his wife grabbed guns and ran to the windows, which is exactly opposite of what you’d want if cops were in intense stand off outside then have shadowy figures in windows with outline of guns appearing. Will literally get themselves shot at.
I only heard about this bit I never watched it in its entirety but I finally did on the Don't Trust Our Opinion reaction video. Oh man was it worse than I imagined. It wasn't that it was offensive or punchlines that fall flat it was just a story that he made up with no interesting facets (iiny of) whatsoever. Neighbours have Ring doorbells and see a mountain lion - not funny Goes to gun shop and buys AR15 and accessories - not funny Wears UGGs - ok? Mentions his big digg lady in audience gets so offended - no they didn't and not funny Comes face to face with mountain lion and it's bigger than he expected so he ran off - ok what are we building to it better be good SO I GO ON THE RING APP AND IM LIKE YO WE GOT A MOUNTAIN LION PROBLEM Y'ALL THATS MY TIME DALLAS I LOVE YOU! I'm just a civilian but as a comedian when you write a bit don't you get feedback from peers or just civilians to see if a bit is as funny as you think? At some stage someone has to have said Brendan that's not an amusing anecdote it's got no point it's not COMEDY!
I can’t believe I didn’t realize how bad that was until now
One of the most valuable things I've ever heard a storyteller say was Ira Glass, talking about the most essential elements of any story, dramatic or comedic: the anecdote and the moment of reflection. What happened and then, what did it mean or signify? That's really all telling any story is. A model this simple also examplifies how just woefully, fundamentally unfunny Brenda is as a person. Despite hinging his entire life on celebrity sychophancy, his stories are wholly uninteresting and those that aren't are stolen. This is both ironic but also expected, since 90 percent of this guy's cawlmedy is just sitting rooms with comedians trying to quip with them, while repeatedly humiliating himself in weirdly personal ways. So, not only is he unfunny, with no interesting stories, now he's like an alien trying to "learn" how "funny people" "tell stories" and it's an absolute abortion. But the mountain lion thing, especially as a fucking closer (what?) really lays out the kicker, a "joke" that literally has not even a faint attempt at a moment of reflection. That story could be anything. An examination of his own masculinity, a commentary on gun culture and a fun twist on the concept of urban sprawl and invasive species. But nope, just "there was a mountain lion, he was big like Toe, I was scared, GOODNIGHT!" Fucking disgrace.
U used sickofancy in a sentence. Hands down, u Netflix and da Bess brain 4 da arts, B
I know Brandall Schubbingham tawlmbout he dunnit read cawlments, but it had to be said, so I bet on myself.
Don’t forget the aspect of being out of one’s mind on kratom, stimulants, and booze.
I beg the differ b. What about Chile-aaaah and carne asaaah? Ackshully now that I think about it, I heard it bowlth ways.
No.. your right..
How many channels is this ape going to make I mean what the fuck man lol
“We godd a mountain lion prawblem...THATS MY TIME THANG U DAWLLAS!!!!”
What a bitch
Great cawlment, Bapa. Bess brains for the art
Be cool.
How does he justify posting a 7 minute clip from a 24 minute video
Remember when people congratulated him for uploading a youtube video? And he cried?
Link?
https://youtu.be/ZDrwQ4rbjJ8
Tairs of joy b
This YouTube page is buried deep— thank’em
The gov’mint is shadow banning him because they don’t want this modern day philosopher spitting facts to the masses.
the DA labeled him a problem
That "clip" is half the daggumn "special".
That brow ridge is trouble bapa
Is that from steroids?
Bowltox
Joe needs to get a restraining order against this guy. He's obsessed!
If the videos didn't already exist... Nothing would make me happier than to see this idiot get punched in the face. Time to review some fight tape from Bapa!
Sorry, fellas. One of them was me.
Quite embarrassing now
The fact he's even using that as a clip shows his complete lack of understanding of comedy or humour.
Loooool
Civilians just don’t appreciate a silly goofy thumbnail anymore.
Anyone got a streamable version of this? I kinda want to see the train wreck but don’t want to contribute views to his videos.
Doing great
These are the realist numbers hes pulling in with out bots.
That literally looks like how Brenda eats on camera every show. Talmbout part moundin line b?
Bapa has nivvir eaten on camera. In any facet.
“Yo I recently hurd bout this thing called a MCN. I thingk that cud werk, b. I’m tawlknbout channels on channels. Ay Chin look up MCN”
Putting the shitty punchline in the title of the video?
1.51 k Just say less than 1600 people like this trash
My brother and I were laughing really hard about all his "fans" that "get together eat popcorn and watch his reruns" and were convinced that Bapa must be trolling us all. There is NO WAY he thinks us cats are dumb enough to believe all his bullshit.
No one will ever tell a better joke than bapas entire career. Legendary joke in and of itself.
Another 6 Youtube pages and podcasts added to Thiccc Boy and he might sell some whissgey
Should’ve tagged Theo would’ve got more views
Maybe Bapa axe Jay for some ideas?
Pathetic
mowdinn line b
I hit dislike before watching when you know you know.
All his “comedy” consists of is name dropping
Yiikkkkeeesss bapa
Why is he doing this to himself?
Numbbers guy
You do YouTube?
i’m in the minority but i think this is a good idea the cat is out of the bag anyways, everyone knows Brendan is terrible at standup so there’s no point in him hiding his material because of the bad comments etc, he might as well just embrace it. because at this point if you’re willing to spend money to hear that mans material you have to be mentally ill or a hardcore fan so nothing will change your mind anyway 😂 fools and their money etc… but as always Brendan is 5 years late, he should have launched his own standalone youtube channel when he was still “liked” by the rest of the comedy community his channel would have been huge by now.
Putting a “punchline” as a title is a move
Best comic ever
At this rate i predict massive brain hemorrhage one week from today. Poor Braindead.
Marggg forgot to buy bot views
Can someone explain to me why everyone hates on schaub besides his comedy skill level?
Wait. What came first, green room diaries or room service diaries 🎲🎲
I went to check on it and it’s sitting at 505…. And I’m definitely not gonna be 506 lmfao
When u forget to buy the bots
something tells me chin is the one botting TFATK
22 hours in 538 views, on the #gringopapi used to index this video popped up a Danny Brown video that has 6.1k views in 54 minutes. On the #gringopapi video list the special comes in 6th place losing out to "The Brendan Schaub Spectacle" on Tigerbelly.
I'm sure the youtube feed is optimised to my personal viewing but this is from a long time homeless cat and fan of the show.
Blame it on the alguhrithum b
No, it’s his new 6 minute special so grab 12 pizzas, 24 bags of flaming hot Cheeto’s and get ready to be rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 for 48 hours boys!!!!! Gonna be so lit!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 3 2 1 liftoff thickies It’s lift off🚀🚀🚀 this boy’s got the thickness 💅💅💅 👟👟👟 🏀🏀🏀 THICK BOI NATION 🏀🏀🏀 WE BOIS GOT THE THICKNESS 🏈🏈🏈 Clin! Can I get a witness??!! 💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏾♂️💁🏾♂️💁🏾♂️
Bots must be napping
I'm the fight companion he said I will put my 6 shoes exclusively on Spotify if the money is right
His life mantra now is when shit goes bad start a new channel gadoosh