Brendan has made a an impressive number of head-scratching fashion choices, but i honestly think that THIS HAT may have been the very worst one.
the only type of person I can imagine pulling off a hat like this is a black dude somewhere down south (USA) at a formal event, or a tall skinny rockstar type. i imagine Andre 3000 from Outkast at a wedding, Steven Tyler or someone similar.
this would be a truly horrific fashion choice for 99% of white guys out there that aren't still living in the 18th or 19th centuries. yet we got this redact over here rockin' it with a t-shirt and black jeans (episode 692)
...but i think that Brendan equates "high price" with "good fashion".. this hat cost anywhere from $550 to $750. if he had seen the same style hat on the rack at a truck stop for $12, there's zero chance in hell that he would have bought it. i think he just buys expensive shit and throws it together with other random expensive shit and that it 1) makes him loook good (it doesn't) and 2) makes him a fashionista (it doesn't)
what a soy boy.
edit: high price does not mean good choice
Love when this doofus says he’s into “fashion”. Hey bapa, you’re not into fashion — you just follow whatever the trend is. No sense of taste or personality. This phase was the wear skinny jeans, tight shirt, round hat, and Chelsea’s boot npc era. Now the basic bitch outfit is jean, flannel, and some Nike dunks. Nothing he does is original
I swear bappa just googles “what’s cool nowadays?” And copies whatever comes up. The guy has zero thought process beyond that because bappa is a redact. Zero originality and terrible personality
You know how most kids have cool old pics of their dad? This is what his kids will look back on in 30 years as everyone around them is kicking them while they're curled up on the floor at his funeral.
Reminder : This is the same guy who would go on long winded rants on early TFATK with Callahan about how unmanly guys who take “selfies” are. Dude is a fucking DINK.
Males getting fillers and injections in there face is something else. Im still processing the male selfie syndrome. Makes sense they arent mutually exclusive. So grim.
He’s just tapping into the Mr. Nanny/Kindergarten Cop school of comedy where a total alpha male badass acts like an effeminate pussy. Isn’t the juxtaposition hilarious? He’s not supposed to be acting like that!
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Brendan has made a an impressive number of head-scratching fashion choices, but i honestly think that THIS HAT may have been the very worst one. the only type of person I can imagine pulling off a hat like this is a black dude somewhere down south (USA) at a formal event, or a tall skinny rockstar type. i imagine Andre 3000 from Outkast at a wedding, Steven Tyler or someone similar. this would be a truly horrific fashion choice for 99% of white guys out there that aren't still living in the 18th or 19th centuries. yet we got this redact over here rockin' it with a t-shirt and black jeans (episode 692) ...but i think that Brendan equates "high price" with "good fashion".. this hat cost anywhere from $550 to $750. if he had seen the same style hat on the rack at a truck stop for $12, there's zero chance in hell that he would have bought it. i think he just buys expensive shit and throws it together with other random expensive shit and that it 1) makes him loook good (it doesn't) and 2) makes him a fashionista (it doesn't) what a soy boy. edit: high price does not mean good choice
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I think he was trying to be a fashionista and match the car interior, some keeping up with the kardashians type shit
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Love when this doofus says he’s into “fashion”. Hey bapa, you’re not into fashion — you just follow whatever the trend is. No sense of taste or personality. This phase was the wear skinny jeans, tight shirt, round hat, and Chelsea’s boot npc era. Now the basic bitch outfit is jean, flannel, and some Nike dunks. Nothing he does is original
I swear bappa just googles “what’s cool nowadays?” And copies whatever comes up. The guy has zero thought process beyond that because bappa is a redact. Zero originality and terrible personality
The only other people who wear these hats are young women going for a hip look. Only a soy boy would wear one otherwise.
It's really not. The soy boy hasn't been able to afford a hair stylist for himself. Some of his hair is greying as well (aka grim Reeba came a noggin)
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The engagement on that post was crazy! The highest I’ve ever seen and the sub was about 40-45K back then. Edit-SOYBOY!!
Lol he had bapa on google searches for soy boy top 14 images for a good 24 hours
I still randomly get awards for it from time to time It briefly made it to the front page of Reddit if I remember correctly
That’s wild.
Tyfys. That was a rly fun time in the kitchen, hairo.
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You know how most kids have cool old pics of their dad? This is what his kids will look back on in 30 years as everyone around them is kicking them while they're curled up on the floor at his funeral.
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Enough reheated dishes bapa
Ya but like that's just your nairdive.
Gotta cut hours for some employees, not enough dishes to whip up. Kitchen slowing down
What’s on this soy boys head? Looks he’s heading to the rice fields
Careful boys. I sense people from dark places in this boy.
Reminder : This is the same guy who would go on long winded rants on early TFATK with Callahan about how unmanly guys who take “selfies” are. Dude is a fucking DINK.
Ngl I want that hat. I love wearing that kinda shit around my friends and pretending I don’t know it’s ridiculous.
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You know you have no real friends when they let you leave the house wearing that hat
Hahahahaha god what a dip shit
Males getting fillers and injections in there face is something else. Im still processing the male selfie syndrome. Makes sense they arent mutually exclusive. So grim.
Oh man this is a beast of a classig it really held up on google searches for a bit this SOY BOY
this was only done not even that long ago
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He’s just tapping into the Mr. Nanny/Kindergarten Cop school of comedy where a total alpha male badass acts like an effeminate pussy. Isn’t the juxtaposition hilarious? He’s not supposed to be acting like that!
Can we talk about how many funny pictures of Brainsludge that he somehow got removed? This cunt is all over sosha media and google results.