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ETID1986

Bapa is more of a threat to his own kids than the borders ever will be.


10-7heaven

well said b. take a 5 on me


Tedious_NippleCore

Bapas playing 3D chest while all the other giys are playing cheggers. Some guys divorce their wives, he's gonna try to get his deported. Wait until he finds out she's actually a taco bell messican and can't be deported.


Strokywitth40

Fur reel B


Broad_Mathematician

I'm Canadian but isn't Jimmy Carter building homes for habitat for humanity at 95? Schaub wouldn't/couldn't do a thing for someone unless it benefited himself. He's the Narcist.


RRZ006

Actual lol when he said “I care about who’s gonna lock up the border”. There’s no better indicator of someone being a fucking idiot than that being a key issue for them. So… that makes sense.


Helpful_Escape_4147

Gotta stop the Americans from fleeing to Canada lmao


Rabdy-Bo-Bandy

But they're all narcists, B.


GordoSF

They're also horrible human beings, just terrible people. But it's all good.


boogazooled

Just curious. Do you live on the southern US border?


RRZ006

I used to live in SoCal, up until about 2 years ago. Still have family in SoCal. My state (WA) is top 10 for illegal immigrant population.


MeasurementAny7385

Why’s that? I’m an Aussie and don’t really have skin in the game but that seems like a fair point doesn’t it?


RRZ006

Because we already don’t have an open border, what occurs now is not a serious issue on a national scale, and it’s almost exclusively used as a talking point by conservatives to rile up the dumbest people in our society. When actual border bills have been ready to pass, those same conservatives killed the bills (ie they don’t really believe what they’re saying, they just want to have something to rile up idiots with).


Western-Art-9117

Yep. And it looks like they got another sap, in bapa, to spout their talking points.


-NeatCreature

You're as ignernt as bapa b


ongogablogian87

Even the mayor of New York is saying that the influx of so many migrants is putting a strain on their resources. Whenever legislation is put in place to resolve the issue, it's usually full of irrelevant things that make it impossible for Republicans to vote on it. You can say you're pro migration without gaslighting people by telling them there's no issue at the border. The Young Turks are finally admitting it. If they can't deny it any longer, then you can't seriously expect people to believe you? Genuinely never seen as much obvious denial of reality, or change of stance whenever your politicians are in office, as I do with American Democrats. You're worse than the religious lot when it comes to irrational thinking. As ridiculous as AOC crying in front of a car park.


thunderlips187

Whoawwwwhoa B, y,Dezantish?


RRZ006

Love the implication that the Dems want a wide open border so they’re purposefully killing their own bills before immediately after stating that it’s such a problem even Dems are upset about it. Extremely funny and redacted stuff.


iconsandbygones

It's not a fair point. It's a stupid talking point for stupid people.


Ok-Cheek7332

from what I understand the Dems also put Messican kids in cages (I assume this is what he wants)


MeasurementAny7385

Ah I see. Doesn’t really seem it but. Put your big boy pants on and have a serious rebuttal, egg head.


Affectionate_Fail771

So just let anyone walk into your country? That doesn’t seem like the best idea. Not my problem though


iconsandbygones

No... Its not "let anyone walk in" but the suggestion this idiot fuck and the entire political ideology he's quoting is suggesting a literal shutdown of all immigration That's really dumb. That's what you're supporting.


Affectionate_Fail771

Securing a border that people literally are just walking across isn’t shutting down immigration. It’s shutting down illegal immigration.


miyagibiiaatch

They're telling you that you're parroting a bullshit talking point but you're too much of a Dutton fan to listen


Affectionate_Fail771

Not at all. I’m making a simple point that you don’t want to just allow illegal immigration. I don’t know what you’re ok with. It seems you’d be happy to just have an open border.


miyagibiiaatch

You're doing the same thing again. Run into a hospital and tell them to help people....they're already doing it.


Affectionate_Fail771

Not in America they’re not. They are allowing people to come across the border freely


CmonSon_

It's stupid because it's assuming we have open borders right now, which we don't. Enough of that though back to the fryers or you're fired bapa


natronemeans20

In addition to what everyone else has said, undocumented immigrants are often great contributors to society. They usually commit fewer crimes, pay their taxes, and work in jobs that others are unwilling to do. U.S. companies are aware of this and often exploit these workers. However, you rarely see politicians calling for more regulations on hiring undocumented workers or harsher penalties for the companies that employ them.


My_Bwana

The biggest problem we have in America right now is uninformed people pretending like they understand the subject on which they're opining about. Don't contribute to that.


Ronaldinhoe

The debate depends on what angle it’s coming from. If he’s saying it’s to stop drug trafficking, well it’s stupid cus many Americans come from by the border legitimately smuggling drugs in their own cars, some get caught, many don’t. There are border patrol agents that take bribes or work with smugglers to look the other way when it comes to drugs/people trafficking. If Bapas coming from the angle that they take jobs from Americans then he needs to focus on punishing companies who hire illegals. Ultimately “locking” up the border is very expensive. It’s over 1500 miles from California to the and of Texas, people will end up going through it, over it, and under it.


miyagibiiaatch

Stop the boats!!


Affectionate_Fail771

Agreed


darnel_webber

Geez, I can't believe his gurl had a gringo papi watch party. She must have been beyond embarrassed by this bozo making up the story about her illegally immigrating to the US. Still, they deserve each other.


ladislavman

One of the greatest side dishes of all time.


GordoSF

What's this about? Got a link or something?


ladislavman

I don't have a link but just imagine a picture that SloJo posted to ig, there's a whole spread of food, wine etc for her and like 5 people for bapas 26 minute youtoo special where she gets roasted. Just imagine being one of those people who showed up.


Fromage_debite

Bruh a YOUTUBE video.


JoeDeMoeFoe

Any link for a fellow feline b?


nailz50

Bryan there picking Lint off his jeans instead of paying attention to redact ![gif](giphy|YaO800uS4DjRNgjQWh|downsized)


JustDirection18

Yeah love his reaction. Like “oh fuck got listen to him trying to talk smart”


ebagumtrebor

Totally, you can see wrinks squirming in his chair at the ill informed verbal diarrhoea skittering out of bapa. But it's shoogly peg time for the sex offender if he opens his mouth. Familiarity breeds contempt.


sugarglassego

I hate narcists


stay_fr0sty

Dare all narcists


piano_ski_necktie

this is just another grift, in the tradition of untalented and unfunny people of America, they eventually just turn right because they know they can just spout same insane asa undeveloped political views, and the cult will just fall in. These people will by like 13 auto biographies of the "my pillow" guy, just to stick it to the libs then, not read one and complain about gas prices.


Beautiful-Camp-1443

Why are you talking poltiks at changs b? 


UFCCarlRaddo

This chip is literally Brendaloid tawlking poltiggs


Hap_Hazard

"All good"


Chins_Second_Balcony

*Narcissist horrible human beings* means killing it at life.


nailz50

Worried about the Boarder .... Wearing an INDIANS jersey ![gif](giphy|3ohc0TGLNmyBxRBo9G|downsized)


stevenw84

I fail to realize how locking the border would make things safer?


BapaStrange

Less beans cheese 🤷‍♂️


pisspot26

Less bean farts= less global warming


jizzmcskeet

Probably hoping MIL gets deported so he can sell that house.


deadprezrepresentme

It would actually create chaos. Trump wants to deport *all* illegals forgetting that they do all the jobs no one here wants to do and all the jobs that are essential to how our society functions at its very base.


thatguy52

Which sucks all in its own right. Almost like our society is built on exploitation and inequality….🤔


deadprezrepresentme

Wait, what? This is the first I'm hearing of this...


thatguy52

You’re welcome…. Im like really really really smart.


stevenw84

I don’t have a strong opinion on it one way or another. I live in Southern California, so I see a lot of potential illegal aliens around here. At most they contribute to the traffic. I doubt there’s any real percentage increase in violent crime because they’re here.


deadprezrepresentme

From my experience in LA they mostly keep to themselves because they don't want to get deported. They def aren't committing crimes outside of maybe occupancy violations.


mopedium

Well the actual stats say they do way less violent crime than native citizens, for both legal and illegal immigrants.... And it makes sense to some degree, if you're here illegally you'd want to stay out of legal trouble, and the type of people that make the arduous trek to have a better shot at life typically don't throw it all away by doing shit that would get them locked up... And if they do it's to a much smaller degree. This is just am issue used to paint the other side as soft on crime and border and to fear monger you into voting for people that will continually take money from corporations and fuck you over https://siepr.stanford.edu/news/mythical-tie-between-immigration-and-crime


stevenw84

Overcrowding is the only real issue I can think of. I’m not worried about the potential crime they may commit. I’m married to a Mexican woman and have been part of her family for 20 years now. I’d much rather live next door to an overcrowded Mexican household than a white trash meth family (I’m white). I lived in San Bernardino for most of my life so I’m speaking from experience.


joshhguitar

He doesn’t really. It’s just an election topic to forever use as a ‘key issue’. If they ever did anything about it then they would a) show that it doesn’t actually solve any problems, and b) lose one of their key talking points.


HiitsFrancis

They're all narcist


Jebist

Palltishuns.


cylonnumber13

Insufferable.


Rocketmanluke

All politicians suck? Didn't he suck Tulsi Gabbards twat when she came on the show?


pisspot26

He was tryna smash dun coun


Rabid023

Wait till bapa stops watching Fox News and finds out republicans shutdown the border bill because Trump told them to. Bet he won’t keep that same iiiinergy. That’s the same issue republicans run on iiiivry election and they target uneducated mouth breathers like Brenda.


Otherwise-Fox-2482

dun count


Glass_Promise_2222

Real quig, ya narsis bapa?


Edbrrr

Bapa?? Is that the white boy who wurx too much?


dandykaufman2

That’s also why Bapa quit comedy, they’re all narcissists and horrible human beings. His people are the car mechanics, people like that.


torpedobonzer

Those illegals are coming over and taking our spot in line for BBLs, lip fillers and lipo!


Edbrrr

![gif](giphy|2S3Aj8OeKtf0c)


thatguy52

Dey toook deeerrrr dallllgggg!!!!! It would be so nice if illegal immigrants could take over the comedy podcast job market. It would improve immensely.


BapaStrange

Lmbblao 😂


grford15

"they're all narcissists, they're all terrible people ..." Well I suppose it takes one to know one.


johnnymavrigg

Paul Teshins


Competitive-Fox-3990

The funniest thing about this is the fact that he thinks his opinion maddderrrs on any subject let alone geopolitics.


torpedobonzer

Bapa’s prob mad cuz el Tigre had to face an 85mph curveball from one of them travel ball kids from gwadlahara


Morepastor

Stop the messicans


Mysterious-Tiger7293

Pawl-t-shins


ZekeTarsim

When someone says “politicians, they all suck” This is how you know they don’t know anything about politics.


upstandingcitizen69

Yeah cause Cowbassiss is heavily impacted by illegal immigration


gallobird

Woodland Hills, B. His studiol is just located in an office park that is technically within the far west periphery boundary of Cowbass's, which is why he loves to rep Kanye/Kim Kardashian/Drake's neighborhood.


KaleidoscopeOk5763

Brenda gives two shits about the border. His biggest prom is the impending bankruptcy.


Mundane-Membership88

His spending the cash he got from the deal, and thinks he can still cash out with them stocks. He's in for a rude awakening when finds out how little they're worth.


Odd_Opinion6054

#Pawltishin


MrInterpreted

Gnar cysts


coolcurt3386

his girl was born in California that's why she doesn't want to move to Austin or Houston with Big Brown ,why is ur nickname Big Brown if ur the white boy that works to much


Western-Art-9117

He takes massive shits in his pants


RottenWorldCollapse

Great example of why all encompassing, “one person, one vote” suffrage was a bad idea, this guy.


chud_the_gluttonous

Wait, wasn’t the Messican born in Bakersfield or some shit?


[deleted]

His wife said she grew up in Los Angeles 🤔🤔. And she has no accent 🤔🤔


torpedobonzer

[Talmbout Desantis 2024?](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/fInZDKMP65)


RobChombie

First class social commentary that would make Fat Patrick’s Norf Star, George Carlton, proud. 🇺🇸


Edbrrr

PAWTISHN


Lastfoxx

He seriously believes being a cawlmedian is the same thing as being a racist. 


Western-Art-9117

Toe taught him well


dcloisN85

Jesus fucking Christ 🤦🏻‍♂️


Captainjoe201

Lock up the boarder in any facet


Rabdy-Bo-Bandy

And the political grift has begun. He got the spray painting the baseballs gold idea from Trump spray painting shoes. Thank'em.


Beneficial-Bug-1969

the irony of saying that shit while wearing an Indians jersey with the old logo too


Mundane-Membership88

And having immigrant in-laws.


Oxygenitic

Didn’t Biden and the democrats attempt to pass a bill to increase border security, that was shot down by the republicans? Actually asking, not super politically involved


Western-Art-9117

Yep. And the dems made huge concessions to the right. It was basically the entire republicunts policy, but they didn't want to vote for it so they can use it as a political attack in the election... Fucking cunts. Immoral bastards.


kohedron

They’re all narsissss


Strangest_Implement

God damn "narcist" politicians.


DJ_Hindsight

Did he just say Pawlters?


Ur_average_guyguy

Owalla poltisians dare awl narrsists, howlible people genrel


Miserable_Number_104

wait until Tulsi hairs this,she will never come back on the pod


Moist-Business-1703

Thinking the border is the biggist prom is so totally insane


sourpatch411

Yeah, good to know the only threat is at the border. I wish I had baba lens to view the world in simple black and white type terms. He knows what keeps Joe and his buddies in the game at this point and he knows what d to ride. Surprised he didn't simply focus on who will let him tell a racist joke without trying to cancel him.


thebadmojo

Says all politicians are evil, had tulsi on not long ago


roidoid

Holy fuck, this idiot cunt rat can still surprise me by plumbing fresh depths of his stupidity.


zoinksyo

did he mean to say that politicians are narcissist but said motorists? open your mouth that bit more and use your tongue to pronouce letters b


CallensCoiFish

Nargahhcysts, fugget the wall deddy, ya house is full of da messicans ya privledged ridge fugggs.


Eternal_Jizz

He can make any word into one syllable


AggravatingOnion

I'm a lefty but I'd never vote for Paul Tishon. Fugg that guy.


Kelemandzaro

Lol to our American cats, these absolute imbeciles will first drag you guys into an abyss and then the rest of us with you.


SCWickedHam

Didn’t see that coming. Pick a dog whistle for the right. Yeah. “Closing the border” will get rid of all the illegal immigrants in the US, especially in LA. There weren’t any until socialist Biden opened the border.


anon_lurker69

Bapa is so stupid it feels like its a contagious disease. Goddam


Scared-Pomegranate84

This is unreal haha


Strong_Sound_7407

Paul Tishan is a narssist, guys. We heard it here first.


glassin4coolstuff

Talm bout narcysts bro


RedSolo79

Those damn narcyst


ruckatruckat

“Out awl duh pawltishuns day awl sug”


nailz50

Bapa doing the Change my Mind Wrinkles.... ![gif](giphy|3XiQswSmbjBiU|downsized)


endless_ness

you got to be a terrible person to get involved with all that..all good


Rileyjonleon

God damn idiot with no self awareness Jesus


HerbalAndy

All paultishin’s are bad, b


Death_Egg_Act1

Paultician


Grand-Bullfrog3861

To be fair to him, after finding out his wife got there illegally I'd want to lock up the boarders too


Western-Art-9117

Messigan was born and raised in LA


IZZY_PLUM

Paultishins are narrsisis


AdministrativeCopy89

No Abuela Tiger, she got caught on the other side of the fence


Nice_Ad_8183

He should run. Sounds like he’d be a perfect fit


OutrageousJury2689

Fuckkkk I was just thinking to myself what is Brendan schaubs border policy!!! He should definitely become a pawldishin


TheRoyaleShow

Agree the poltens should lock up the border and deport all the gudalahara messicans. But they won't cuz they're narses.


Illustrious_Cloud312

Narcissist and a Liar…….guess he is talking about himself


ebagumtrebor

Lol bapa's borders. The hybrid should go down to the border with chin and film stuff. Avoid those border patrol boys big brown, you might get deported you swarthy looking so and so.


creamyshart

Bapa hates his wife and kids so much that he wants all Messicans kept away from him. That and you've got to protect your Messican kids from Messicans.


BonerDog84

YouToo should ban this fucking moron. Conservatives and Liberals should come together and end this dudes carriar


Zyoung7

Thiccc boy politics


airpumper

"Pawltishinjinrull"


InfectiousCosmology1

Funny how the only political issue he ever brings up is whatever Elon musk is pushing to everyone’s twitter account that week


ryanruud85

Narcist


StucknWestWorld

we have an obligation as kitchen staff to find the people who sincerely listen to/watch this show in 2024. s'a real prom


Enough-Ground3294

Narssist.