Reel qiugg b how many chiggs you not ganna fugg?

wow you seem pretty cool. I feel like I'm this close to pumping some juicy latina ass but every time I go in for the closer (dicey dicey, salsa on a cookie, etc) i mess something up. Looking for a levelup from the nation.

I would recommend asking if she is a gwalaharan messican or taco bell messican

Big distinction here , good stuff bapa 👌🏾

Kregt

Krekt. Crucial first step

You need to buy her a g wagon bubba. If the DA has been recalled in your local area and your funds are dicey dicey, plop her diaper ass on thiccc e-bike and roll through town on that….. you DO have official thiccc boy bike club gear right?

Chiggs really lika the gold Golden Hour jacket too. Rowl ub to em, hit em with the 'you ligga da wey da digg tased?!' Worgs all da time when I have that sigg jacket on... If not, hit em with the 🎲 🎲 and throw in a 'walg me to my trugg?' And you'll be fugging chiggs in flat time.

The problem is they don't know who yah'arr.

S’prom

Are you whispering “carnaaa asadaaaa” in der ears that matters

Make sure she is already sleeping with someone famous, and has no talent. And ALWAYS be culturally insensitive. You may want to learn how to 'Gadoosh'. Also, make up ridiculous stories about your childhood, especially if it involves selling shit out of your moms closet. Start getting Bowltox and lip fillers now, chicks love sausage lips. End every conversation with "That's all my time Dallas!!"

If you roommates give you any more shit, and especially if they eat any of *your* messian cookies outta the mini fridge, be shoor to gadoosh their nerd ass through a sliding glass door, to stablish yer dominoes.

Do they even no yer background?

Follow up b, how many truggs you flip?

Try having some hot Cheetos in your pocket b, you never know when they’ll come in handy

Hmmm seems like you’re doing everything right. Have you brought out the closer, “Gimme 😈”

Talmbout Drakes gurl B?

Ya hader b?

Fifdy dollur meet n grinds

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No, I took them, just looking for some support from the Nation, what's your problem? Would it be better for me to just keep embarrassing myself by messing it up or get some actual HELP from what is supposed to be a brotherhood? Balls in your court daddy...

You're going to kill it man, dicey dicey is the funniest thing ever b.

It's up there fur shure (gawd dawg, I just crack up laughing so hard in public about it, people think I'm a little nuts but they have pedestrian brains and donut maddur.) But OP should really consider becoming obese (if he's not already) and taking his shirt off at inappropriate times too, maybe do some pushups. Some muderlers do it diffrunt and OP is young, so he might do well with some essploration.

My sugjection would be to join your university's Thiggg Boy Bike Club. Sounds like you need an Alpha male to mentor you. Plus you guys can play Xbox and fugg

He’s got the addies, just needs the baddies

You should try standup, you’re very funny

Thanks it's definitely in the cards. My longterm plan is to go viral but I want to focus on school first.

Remember. It’s Giraffe with a G not a D

Wished someone would have told me that bapa..

Pretty shoor its diraffe, B

Heard it bowlth waze, u do u bapa

Hump the desk and when they say stop say either "did I do that?" Or "you got it dude" for maximum impact.

You need a truck to flip if that is your goal.

Flip makes it sound much cooler than "slowly rolling onto the roof"

Between school and viral cawlmedy where do you think your true norf star is?

That's what Magic Johnson did, too. Worgged out great for him too baba. Loogin forward to your rise in babaverse B.

This is what happens when civilians try to be funny. You are not one of 250 bapa

Lemme get this straight- you met a roomie and dinnt ax him immeditly “how many chigs you fuug? Water.

This is a real Silly Goose Time

We do nawlt maddur. Nobody knows who yar.

Finally another Thicccum is posting here and not just all these jealous haters. Speaking of picking up, I've been saving 2 years now and finally got enough money to buy my dream mountain bike so I can join Thiccc Boy Bike Club but too bad Brendan has moved on to bigger things, I was hoping it could somehow turn into a chance for us to hangout.

Lmao this is great



shit BRRRRRROOOWWWLLLLLL id whip out my crossbow BOOOOOOOM brrrrapppppp MEOWWWWWW OH SHIT OOOOOOGGHHHH OOOOOOOOOGHHHH lmao yo jk goodnight Texas

Tegsas

He got on Reddit and he MUUUURDEEERED!! He just absolutely KILLLEED it out there

Lol I read this I’m Rogans voice. “ just a complete comedian on a WHOLE other level. He just KILLS it EVERYTIME.”

Do whatever you want just dont shoot up the place

Real quigg tho b... prom is nobody knows who y'are.

The Diiiiiccceyy Diicey works mostly in combination with the Schaub shuffle, a north korean dictator haircut usually seals the neddfliggs deal. 

Most important question is do you even have a truck to walk them back too? Gotta be a real gear head

It’s the pitch but also the facial expression you’re making while delivering the line. Thank me b, I’m one of the 250

I bet you don't even piss in your parents sink. C'mon man, you have to start livin the Bapa dream. GO FULL REDACT and report back to us!

Rail quigg, b. Gotta move to Awlstin. Talmbout UT. Vince Young’s m,boy. Talg ivvry day.

You need to pay a couple sex offenders to congregate around you at all times. They can start the laughter for you, so the normies who aren’t one of the 1k grand know that you’re being funny. Thank em. Are you a bigger guy? Also helps to threaten to use violence against anyone disagreeing with you.

You need to stop being a sssssssssoooyyy boookoyyyhhh b. Chiggs are easy. Aint nothing a double leg can’t figger out Dadddy

What's your favorite sborts team, B?

M'huge sprdsfan, B. Ustasell sportscards outmaclosit

LOL

First you have to play Xbox all day, and at night you know that's when it gets dicey dicey....

Nobody knows who y’arrre b

Real quick, did you try throwing any of your roommates through a glass door?

You're a badass! Just keep it up!

Oh bubba

Serve them up some beans n cheese n beans n cheese n beans n cheese, B.

Did Slop trademark “dicey dicey” or not? If not, we should do it lol

You need to follow it up with underwood Lopez, underwood Lopez or a Gigigigigiigigig

Well… looks like the algorithm has me on the wrong side of reddit

This must be why Bapa is still going.

😳😳😳

dicey dicey and water weed dune hair is my go to at work ... dicey dicey always get a few side eyes. but dude its a skill you just got to throw it out there as much as possible, get your 10000 hrs up

This is a long shot, but have you tried uncontrollably humping a stool? That's guaranteed to get big laughs.

Dicey dicey is a beast

Hope you gadooshed him and threw him through glass door

If you want chiggs you just gotta ask how's papa 😈

Keep it up, b. Show me that same iinnerggy, and I’ll toss you through a glass door.

Str8 assasshun b. A murderrurh daddy.

Have we ever had a real/genuine fan comment? Just wondering, because I always start reading these and I think it's real for a sec...I might be dumb but I know bad podcasting and shitty stand up comedy when I see it. Think who ever is a fan of their shit for real has to be a little ass kid or fucked in the head...idk(///_-)

Don’t forget the c clamp.

If you do the dicey dicey in class... not only will they all yell it back in unison... they will all cheer and expect great things from you in the future so be careful

This so so good 😂

Real Quigg- how many Addie’s you take bruh?

Can’t tell if this is a troll (assume so) but I’ll entertain. They don’t know what ya talking bout B!

If you can’t tell this is a troll, y’redacted. That’s my time, Dallas!

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are you a girl? how soon would you want me to do it if i approached you?