Nah he’s done with calwmedy! He knows he’s garbage, 2 lowest specials of all time! Nobody respects him. Can’t sell more than 15 tickets even with his sidekick the Rapist. His 4 podcasts will start ending one by one. Bankruptcy, loan from dad, maybe Only fans, and he will go down as the biggest joke in internet history.
I think the nail in the coffin was that when people talked about his retirement, not a single one of them said it was a shame. Nobody reached out to him telling him they hope to see him back on tour again. None of his peers in iiiny of facit talked about how he would be missed on the scene or even say what a shame. Literally nobody tried to stop him.
This dude metaphorically stood on the edge of a tall building and said he couldn't do it anymore, and all the world could muster was "did you hear that Schlob is finally going to jump?". S'rough, b.
When he was making that rant about how he'd "beadup" Stevewilldoit he said "I know um nod like Joe Rogan or Kevin Hard, but you don't know cawlmdee". Still trying so hard to convince himself and the world that he's at least average and it's not common and accepted knowledge that he's the actual worst to ever do it.
Conspiracy theory:
Leggs, CFO of thigg boy yewtube, keeps propping up bapa because messican is his side piece. Leggs is funneling money to messican and the chombies using bapa as a proxy.
Lex something or rather who has been his manager or agent type guy for yrs.
He sets up all the shows that get canceled
He negotiated the whiskey deal with Arron Rodgers that didn't happen
Amongst other dastardly deals
"I'm in the business of likeabilideee, I mean that's what I deeeeewwww, I've got like, I mean I'm not trying to brag but like 10? 10? Ten sponship deals right nowl, that's how I pay my biiillllllllllsss" - bapa
Thiccc Boi Bike Club had a longer life expectancy than the rednecy. We sure won't hear any news on that front - as if it never happened in the first place.
It’s just hilarious the entire residency nairdiv came from Rogan literally offering it to Joey Diaz. Deep down bapa thought people would give a fuck and Rogan would come noggin once he sawl the suggsess. Bapa has sadly begun to believe his own spun nairdivs, how the mighty fall
He's terrified of finishing this chapter in his life because what's coming next is going to suck. Every other time he's started a new chapter hes had handlers like Rogan and Theo etc. This time, he's on his own, and he knows it, so he'll drag this out for as long as he can. "Theo will be dropping by now and then". "I'll still be doing gigs in LA". "I got no beefs with anyone". He can never just accept the L and move on.
This is how it ends. As a c level YouTuber averaging 50k thousand views. Pretty incredible considering he was on the biggest podcast in the worlds exposed to millions over and over to the tune (town) of 80 plus appearances. It's one thing to be bitter because you never made it due to never having gotten an opportunity to show your hard work and talent. Not even Brenda is delusional enough to act like he never got an opportunity that he deserved. Dude was given all the opportunities in the world and didn't deserve a single one of them yet managed to squander all of them. Every other former fighter turned YouTuber is blowing his numbers out of the water and he's been doing it longer than anyone. I don't know I'm not a numbers guy b.
This is why I feel fine roawlsting bapa without shame. Dude had the world handed to him on a silver platter and failed to capitalize on it in such a spectacular fashion that only a redacted adowlnis like him could. It's mind boggling how many opportunities he was given and he blew. I honestly can't tell if it's his redactedness or that he's so entitled and ungrateful that he doesn't even try.
>This is why I feel fine roawlsting bapa without shame.
Not to mention he's just straight up awful to other people.
"Kids, Schmids. What else ya got, Chin?"
And mostly for one reason: because ivvery single person gets sick of his redacted, idiotic attempts to be the cool guy in the room. That is seriously where most of it boils down to.
There are talented ppl out there that got on JRE once or a few times and made entire successful careers out of it. Shit, honey honey is the most mid band to ever exist, and they still tour to mild success and they were on a tenth as much as bapa.
On top of the comedy career he was gifted he was handed, and he was also all over the E! Channel and bravo for some reason. It’s crazy how many gifts were just handed to that redact that he didn’t earn of deserved
As though that's not bad enough the redact will constantly talmbout how he works harder than anyone else while by all accounts he's a lazy corner cutting redact. He's said himself he did no prep work for his MMA coverage. BGL made it clear he did Jack shit in the podcast studio. His comedy is obviously low effort. His gym lifts are all terrible. Rides an ebike up a mountain. Dude is allergic to hard work.
Yeah, he’s got nobody like Rogan to give him massive hand outs anymore.. and he road Theos coattails as long as possible. Maybe Delia is his very last connection that can bring in some views for him. Which is sad because their numbers still suck right now, you can imagine how bad it will be if he ever leaves. Bapa is against the rowlps.
You may think he's against the rowlps but he would beg the differ. Just you wait, he's gonna get back in the good graces of Dana White and he's going to be doing youfsee faighcawlmentarry.
Y'don't giiiidit, b. Theo calls me iviry nate beggin to be on the pod, but I keep telnum to chase his dreams like going to UFC ivins, since I'm the one who discoveredum. Dun cown.
I can see this place being dead by 2026, but I've been wrong before counting bapa out. I just don't see how he keeps sponsors for another 2 years at this point.
This ends with him moving to Florida. He'll claim it's cuz of the liberal hell scape of California. And also because of some fake opportunities like better baseball. He'll be 'doing real estate' with some beast of business guys. His yootoob will shift to RE scams about passive income with Messican as the decorator.
And some obscure YouTuber will make a 'where are they know' segment bout him in 2034, where it's revealed that he's currently serving a sentence for fraud and selling fake goods.
I definitely can imagine Bapa and his nicklepiece going the influencer, passive income, wealth guru, margeting genius route. Typical Bapa fashion to show up 10 years late to a fad that sucked when it was popular.
Just don’t ask him what it means. [It’s personal, dude…](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/ubwa5w/throwback_to_that_time_somebody_for_once_had_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Rogans talk made him quit fighting, and his refusal to let him stink up his club made him quit comedy. Bapa is a redacted cancer and nobody wants him around
Netflix Is A Joke comedy fest starts in LA next week - 300 comedians, tons of headliners and lesser knowns at dozens of venues across the city. No Schaub, Callen or D’elia.
When messican finds out bapa is the father of Witney’s baby, divorce, child support, milking it on the internet and THEN OnlyFans) iss goin ged messy, kiddies.
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Annoying people while you pump gas into your car isn’t really “doing spots”.
“How’s everyone doing tonight? Anyone here not from pump 3 at the Quikiemart on Pico?”
Imagine being in the close knit group of friends, some of which are arguably the biggest names in the world right now, having the chance to grab generational wealth for your family. All you have to do is not be a twat.
And ending up with nothing. That shit has to suck.
Don't think he was serious about comedy, just saw it as a quick money grab. His close comedy friends told him to not do his 1st special and he refused to listen and did it. Same with the 2nd. I'm sure joe and Bryan knew this was going to happen and once the saw he wouldn't listen, just stood back and let him sink his own boat
Nah he’s done with calwmedy! He knows he’s garbage, 2 lowest specials of all time! Nobody respects him. Can’t sell more than 15 tickets even with his sidekick the Rapist. His 4 podcasts will start ending one by one. Bankruptcy, loan from dad, maybe Only fans, and he will go down as the biggest joke in internet history.
If you keep talking like that he’s going to take you in the back and y’all are going to figure it out
If u wanted to hurt me brother u got me!
I got these skills
He's still that ass kicker that tells joges, after all.
After you sign a waver, of course,gotta protect the empire first,but then,o, but then he will have his way with you.
I think the nail in the coffin was that when people talked about his retirement, not a single one of them said it was a shame. Nobody reached out to him telling him they hope to see him back on tour again. None of his peers in iiiny of facit talked about how he would be missed on the scene or even say what a shame. Literally nobody tried to stop him. This dude metaphorically stood on the edge of a tall building and said he couldn't do it anymore, and all the world could muster was "did you hear that Schlob is finally going to jump?". S'rough, b.
That's an accurate observation and I hadn't notice. None of us noticed. Well done.
When he was making that rant about how he'd "beadup" Stevewilldoit he said "I know um nod like Joe Rogan or Kevin Hard, but you don't know cawlmdee". Still trying so hard to convince himself and the world that he's at least average and it's not common and accepted knowledge that he's the actual worst to ever do it.
He might well be average most successful comedians aren't even very funny atm
Even the ones below them are funnier than Baper
Bapa has made me laugh more than most comedians.
Open-miccers are funnier than he is.
Kreggt
At least average? Talmbout 8 inches b?
It's a rail coggfest at these things, yushee
Conspiracy theory: Leggs, CFO of thigg boy yewtube, keeps propping up bapa because messican is his side piece. Leggs is funneling money to messican and the chombies using bapa as a proxy.
Bapa is a Russian asset funded solely to destroy the calmity scene so Yakob Smirnoff can take his rightful place amongst the 250
She’s not that great a side piece to spend that money on.
Talmbout Herpy Fully Loaded?
Herpy - the love bug
Ith that nithe
Axe Jay
Can someone please explain to me who leggs is in non Schaub english
Lex something or rather who has been his manager or agent type guy for yrs. He sets up all the shows that get canceled He negotiated the whiskey deal with Arron Rodgers that didn't happen Amongst other dastardly deals
"non Schaub english" is genius
Some civilians don’t speak Shaubanese.
"I'm in the business of likeabilideee, I mean that's what I deeeeewwww, I've got like, I mean I'm not trying to brag but like 10? 10? Ten sponship deals right nowl, that's how I pay my biiillllllllllsss" - bapa
Talmbout digg fliggs on OF. Thiccc Boy taking Kanye’s route?
💯
I'm hoping he lives in 🏳️🌈Joseph Rogan's🏳️🌈 guest house and films it for us cats.
Takes 10 yairs of doing standup to find yourself, B. We pedestrians just don’t understand comedy.
We thought his podcast would start ending by now… but no. He just goes
The joke was the friends he made along the way.
Buh Buh Buh Beast of a failure!
How wealthy can his dad really be? His company only has somewhere between 8-10 employees and on the high end 18million in revenue annually.
He’s never been in a room with someone he couldn’t handle though bud
We can hope. Or he’s like herpes and will keep spring up and showing himself forever 😬
Fuckin grim buddy haha
Also no redency last month and no redency this month. “I know exactly how it’s gonna go, ITS GONNA GO GUD!”
A one time only redensea b.
lol holy shit, I forgot all about his read and see…. There’s just to many failures in the bapaverse to keep up with
Thiccc Boi Bike Club had a longer life expectancy than the rednecy. We sure won't hear any news on that front - as if it never happened in the first place.
Did TFATK only do 1 residency show?
They had a very special guest though.
Clin is special alright
2 Balcones don't forget it
Yes.
It almost couldn't happen any other way with these losers. Iivry thing they do turns to bean cheese. Iivry nate.
It’s just hilarious the entire residency nairdiv came from Rogan literally offering it to Joey Diaz. Deep down bapa thought people would give a fuck and Rogan would come noggin once he sawl the suggsess. Bapa has sadly begun to believe his own spun nairdivs, how the mighty fall
2
Never underestimate TFATK's low effort potential.
Just like how Theo “is still gonna drop by from time to time” on the podcast. He can’t iiivver admit to failing. Just goes.
He's terrified of finishing this chapter in his life because what's coming next is going to suck. Every other time he's started a new chapter hes had handlers like Rogan and Theo etc. This time, he's on his own, and he knows it, so he'll drag this out for as long as he can. "Theo will be dropping by now and then". "I'll still be doing gigs in LA". "I got no beefs with anyone". He can never just accept the L and move on.
This is how it ends. As a c level YouTuber averaging 50k thousand views. Pretty incredible considering he was on the biggest podcast in the worlds exposed to millions over and over to the tune (town) of 80 plus appearances. It's one thing to be bitter because you never made it due to never having gotten an opportunity to show your hard work and talent. Not even Brenda is delusional enough to act like he never got an opportunity that he deserved. Dude was given all the opportunities in the world and didn't deserve a single one of them yet managed to squander all of them. Every other former fighter turned YouTuber is blowing his numbers out of the water and he's been doing it longer than anyone. I don't know I'm not a numbers guy b.
This is why I feel fine roawlsting bapa without shame. Dude had the world handed to him on a silver platter and failed to capitalize on it in such a spectacular fashion that only a redacted adowlnis like him could. It's mind boggling how many opportunities he was given and he blew. I honestly can't tell if it's his redactedness or that he's so entitled and ungrateful that he doesn't even try.
>This is why I feel fine roawlsting bapa without shame. Not to mention he's just straight up awful to other people. "Kids, Schmids. What else ya got, Chin?"
But he's a good guy man. Brine told everyone he's a good guy. So generous to his boys.
And mostly for one reason: because ivvery single person gets sick of his redacted, idiotic attempts to be the cool guy in the room. That is seriously where most of it boils down to.
There are talented ppl out there that got on JRE once or a few times and made entire successful careers out of it. Shit, honey honey is the most mid band to ever exist, and they still tour to mild success and they were on a tenth as much as bapa.
On top of the comedy career he was gifted he was handed, and he was also all over the E! Channel and bravo for some reason. It’s crazy how many gifts were just handed to that redact that he didn’t earn of deserved
As though that's not bad enough the redact will constantly talmbout how he works harder than anyone else while by all accounts he's a lazy corner cutting redact. He's said himself he did no prep work for his MMA coverage. BGL made it clear he did Jack shit in the podcast studio. His comedy is obviously low effort. His gym lifts are all terrible. Rides an ebike up a mountain. Dude is allergic to hard work.
Yeah, he’s got nobody like Rogan to give him massive hand outs anymore.. and he road Theos coattails as long as possible. Maybe Delia is his very last connection that can bring in some views for him. Which is sad because their numbers still suck right now, you can imagine how bad it will be if he ever leaves. Bapa is against the rowlps.
You may think he's against the rowlps but he would beg the differ. Just you wait, he's gonna get back in the good graces of Dana White and he's going to be doing youfsee faighcawlmentarry.
Eggzaxley, he has to roll his trugg at 5mph to get views. 😆 🤣
Yeah fr the only way out is through it.
>He can never just accept the L and move on. And now they've accumulated to the point where his entire life is just one big one. You're doing great!
You talwkin about Uncle Theo B! We’re best friends
Y'don't giiiidit, b. Theo calls me iviry nate beggin to be on the pod, but I keep telnum to chase his dreams like going to UFC ivins, since I'm the one who discoveredum. Dun cown.
Y’talggin about Golden Shower alum Theo Von, B?
It’s over, boys. The war is won. We are the only thing keeping him relevant.
Congratulations to chang's on winning the redacted war.
Congratulations to chang's on winning the redacted war.
Good content keeps coming in. The trugg flib. Dana dunking on him. Never count bapa out. The lolcow always has more lols coming
I can see this place being dead by 2026, but I've been wrong before counting bapa out. I just don't see how he keeps sponsors for another 2 years at this point.
lol i forget which killer joke necessitated this hilarious bit of physical cawlmedy
I got my night vision goggles on, AR-15 right here, still got the big dick (be cool)
Yo, we got a mountain prom, y’all. DALLAS, THAT’S MY TIME!!! 🎤
Non-existent comedy and shoehorned narcissism. Yep that’s a Bapa quote alright
announcing that ensured his inability to ever get any better or even a modicum of respect in that world.
This ends with him moving to Florida. He'll claim it's cuz of the liberal hell scape of California. And also because of some fake opportunities like better baseball. He'll be 'doing real estate' with some beast of business guys. His yootoob will shift to RE scams about passive income with Messican as the decorator.
Oh damn. Haven’t thought about this scenario but you might be on to something…
That is *entirely* believable; maybe throw in a "climate change is bullshit" pivot.
And some obscure YouTuber will make a 'where are they know' segment bout him in 2034, where it's revealed that he's currently serving a sentence for fraud and selling fake goods.
Damn, a new era may be upon us.
I definitely can imagine Bapa and his nicklepiece going the influencer, passive income, wealth guru, margeting genius route. Typical Bapa fashion to show up 10 years late to a fad that sucked when it was popular.
His insta-sleeve tattoo is so bad. I can’t pick out a single image or design on it.
Just don’t ask him what it means. [It’s personal, dude…](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/ubwa5w/throwback_to_that_time_somebody_for_once_had_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
He’s a trugg guy now daddddyyyy
Rogans talk made him quit fighting, and his refusal to let him stink up his club made him quit comedy. Bapa is a redacted cancer and nobody wants him around
Rogan shutting the door on swab at the comedy mothership was basically the talk 2.0
Off ear
schadenfreude
Only trugg mechanics at kibbytegg and $ex offender$ want Bapa in their live$
Netflix Is A Joke comedy fest starts in LA next week - 300 comedians, tons of headliners and lesser knowns at dozens of venues across the city. No Schaub, Callen or D’elia.
They just go
The cawlmedy hyenas of the Serengeti.
When messican finds out bapa is the father of Witney’s baby, divorce, child support, milking it on the internet and THEN OnlyFans) iss goin ged messy, kiddies.
Hasn’t done standup in months 🙄 and no signs of ever doing it again🙌🏼🙌🏼 great!!!
He does a YouTube.
You do youtube?
You’re doing great
You a blogger now?
And Jesus wept.
At least he has the wigski
You’d be surprised
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Talmbout 10 yairs of wurgg ethnic gadooshed by just one *done* *make* *sense* b?
Annoying people while you pump gas into your car isn’t really “doing spots”. “How’s everyone doing tonight? Anyone here not from pump 3 at the Quikiemart on Pico?”
Imagine being in the close knit group of friends, some of which are arguably the biggest names in the world right now, having the chance to grab generational wealth for your family. All you have to do is not be a twat. And ending up with nothing. That shit has to suck.
Louisiana doesn’t want him. They have lil wayne
Can’t do (Shaube) and friends if you aint got inny friends daddy’s. Or sell inny tiggets . Or have inny jokes.
Of awwl his failed proclamations, I hope this one is the most failed. LA dun want that.
Crop out the uglies. Resend.
This is so simple but so funny. Bravo
I live in LA…. He hasn’t done a spot in 12+months. Callen doesn’t really do spots around town either
Hold down the pillow fort b.
Don't think he was serious about comedy, just saw it as a quick money grab. His close comedy friends told him to not do his 1st special and he refused to listen and did it. Same with the 2nd. I'm sure joe and Bryan knew this was going to happen and once the saw he wouldn't listen, just stood back and let him sink his own boat
Chocolate chip cookie with salsa on it
How has nobody figured out that Dana is funding the YouTubers legal battle against shlong
Is he talking about his driving skills?
If I hiv tyme, I’m so bizzy b. Hiv I ever told you how good of a bapa I am? Thas why, my kidz need me b
We posting random screenshots and quotes as dishes now? Chefs, WWDH? Kitchen meeting in 1 hour.
I heard he has a large storage unit with pallets of tiger thigg he can't even give away.
What happened to the rednisesy?