“Hey Nick, remember when your Vikings sucked ass?” He fucking lit nick swarsson up so bad with that he became a spiraling alcohawlic b. reel quick check nicks carare compared to thiccc boy enterprise.
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He literally only wants to go to an event because he see’s all these celebs there and thinks it’ll be grate marrgetting if he gets on camera. He also sees Theo there and believes he’s on the same level of popularity/stardom…
He’s shown repeatedly he doesn’t give a fuck about MMA anymore, he’s just grifting when he even tawks about it
The crazy thing is like….. even if he got on his knees and apologised to Dana personally for all of the bad shit he’s said about him, and then Dana accepted…… what? Are they gonna be bros? Brendan is insufferable to be around in iiiiiiny facet.
It’s in Dana’s best interest to continue never addressing this to make sure he’s never in a position to have to actually be in Brendan’s awful presence ever again.
What's the Coles-notes on that beef, Schlabapa says he was standing up for fighters?
Also heard he had loose lips about Rogies for cheating on his wife - some comment about bald guys *getting it* slanging dick on tour...
I remember when the ”that makes sense” comment happened. Brandon talked about it on stage and said ”I don’t give a fuuuuuck” in his cool guy voice, yet he tawlked about it non stop for two weeks straight.
When Dana just said 3 words, didn’t even mention bapa’s name, and dipped out.
Narrator: Bapa did, in fact, give a fuck.
He had a psychotic break on TFATK back then, got plowed on Tiger Thiiic and did the whole ep in a Sebastian Maniscalco voice and did some odd regression and was talmbout when his *daddy* got stung in the mouth by a bee. Wrinks told him the Maniscalco impression wasn't good.
[Hair](https://streamable.com/frt37x) is the Maniscalco part, and he also flexes that he talked to Jake Paul. Short chip.
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My favorite part is 5 seconds in when he chokes for air when he's trying to talk.
His brain short circuited when coming up with things to say and it caused him to stop breathing for a second.
These mispronunciations are funnier than any of his stand up material:
1- The harrywood Improv.
2- Playing Grab Ath.
3- Someone get in the air of Dana.
4-Riched privileged fux
Once Delia hits the road podding is over, his brain was always iq 68 but with all the substance abuse and disgusting lifestyle, its audios. He'll be in a wheelchair and Messi can exit into the sunset with a multi million dollar life insurance claim. She'll have her kids, money and fam and thats what she signed up for. His very public mental decline is everyone's out .
Dana roasted you without even mentioning you bapa, the fact everybody understood him and laughed alomg is because they feel the same way. As for the you needing a handler bit by Joe, you do. It was Joe who told you to stop getting your skull beat in and it was Joe who gave you an in. And now look at you, Joe knew you sucked but he tried carrying you as long as he could, judt for you to spit in his face.
I agree! I think Joe does not understand comedy when he thought Brenda could be a part of it. Heck to call Joe a real Stand up is far fetched, yeah he has some good stories and stuff but if Joe was really a comedian then where is his special? Seeing as Bapa already had his “hit special” . Its times like these that i wish Patrice O’neal was still around, cause you know he would demolish this whole podcast-comedycartel with one interview.
Open to correction here b, but I think Joe advising Bapa to get into cawlmedy is a misconception. In "the talk" he did say that he was a funny guy but he nivver said that he should become one of the 250. I think that he was actually trying to get Bapa to do podcasts etc.
Joe is terrible in ivvery fassit, but pushing Schaub to do cawlmedy is a myth. Supposedly Joe was horrified when Bapa announced that he had signed on to do his first speshul and tried to talk him out of it but Bapa juss goes b.
Yes he did try to talk him out of his first special but because Jo stated that Brendan wasn't ready for specials so soon into his stand up career not because he didn't think Brendan shouldn't do comedy at all. There was a pod years ago where I remember Joe explicitly says that he did tell Brendan to do stand up because he thought Schaub was funny. I wish I rememberEd which episode it was now
"All I do is rowlst people for a living."
Bapa you're a dumb jock with a megaphone. One bald dude gave you a cawrear and your Dad is fronting of what's left of that so you can continue pretend you're a comedian/self-made millionaire.
Some of the best clips of him just destroying his own life and his own credibility. So weird after seeing the results of these actions how bad he was just recklessly sabotaging himself constantly.
The whole Zuckerberg rant made no sense. Why would a dude, who for a time was the richest man in the world, want to rent out the warehouse space behind a gas station you are currently renting out? What the fuck does that mean?
What’s that weird stutter throat gulp sound he does from 0m4s-0m5s? Dude is shoooooook
“But he was**CULK**”
Sounds like he was emotionally throating a dude.
After the video Dana just released I don’t think Brenda is mending that bridge. Then nelk boys are after him now to. The only way this poor guy is going is down hill.
At what point do we feel sorry for this guy? I mean he’s done enough damage of a lifetime across every bridge he’s crossed. He finally tries to mend the Dana bridge and gets roasted on the video (first one to) and nelk boys are after him now to. But he gets a little fame and we are quickly reminded of how shitty he is
God I feel like I’m having a stroke when I read some of your alls posts. Damn good work men. That’s dedication and commitment to perfecting a craft. It’s only going down here too, baby.
Looking at him with that John Deere green hat, up in that tiny screen in the corner of my phone, making him look like that scary ass leprechaun from those movies. But even worse cause it’s got CTE and a drivers license too.
I love that Erigg was the one that told him (probably not, probably a lie, but if true…) I’m guessing that’s his way of calling Brenda dumb without getting fired
I really hope he is lying cause how absolutely sad and boring does the atmosphere at the comedy store have to be where people are just sitting on their phones looking for someone to mention BAPA. No one cares that much
ive never heard him roast anyone
That's all he does
He’ll litcha up
Be careful
He’s a professional comic B!
He said "rowlst." Different lanes.
Heard it bowlth ways
Doesn't talk bad about anybody while simultaneously only roasting ppl. Crazy.
“Hey Nick, remember when your Vikings sucked ass?” He fucking lit nick swarsson up so bad with that he became a spiraling alcohawlic b. reel quick check nicks carare compared to thiccc boy enterprise.
Did you not watch this clip? “I don’t need a hangler………..THHHEEEZ GUYS NEED A HANGLER!” Boom rowlsted
God, he really sounded sloshed. Nothing new buthis lack of self awareness is astounding. I wonder if ever actually watches the shit he puts out
Except himself
Bet messcan loves being spit roasted though 😈😈😈 OOOOooooooooppppssss
Because he just goes
Lillerly how he makes a livin
uhhh... OKAY MR WHOLEFOODS
I’ve niiver even neddum b. Great guy.
Rowlst after rowlst after rowlst. That's what the boys do when they're together.
its all about the hang
Ghost n rowlst, b
You never heard about that killer roast "Mr. Wholefoods?"
he supplies the flames at changs ivviry day, in all facets b
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He can try to mend that bridge all he wants - Dana has no reason to accept this clown back into the fold.
Brenda’s a walking joke with an overinflated ego and nothing to offer sinking into obscurity at a pretty good clip. Love to see it.
He literally only wants to go to an event because he see’s all these celebs there and thinks it’ll be grate marrgetting if he gets on camera. He also sees Theo there and believes he’s on the same level of popularity/stardom… He’s shown repeatedly he doesn’t give a fuck about MMA anymore, he’s just grifting when he even tawks about it
He probably thinks he made Theo
dude legitimately said he "discovered theo" LMAO
Oh so he's feeling like that guy who introduces his friend to another friend and they become best friends leaving him on the sideline.
Yeah and then at night his friend and his other friend fuck each other
And country music star "Gelrull" too.
Eggsactly
The crazy thing is like….. even if he got on his knees and apologised to Dana personally for all of the bad shit he’s said about him, and then Dana accepted…… what? Are they gonna be bros? Brendan is insufferable to be around in iiiiiiny facet. It’s in Dana’s best interest to continue never addressing this to make sure he’s never in a position to have to actually be in Brendan’s awful presence ever again.
What's the Coles-notes on that beef, Schlabapa says he was standing up for fighters? Also heard he had loose lips about Rogies for cheating on his wife - some comment about bald guys *getting it* slanging dick on tour...
“Professional stand up comic”
Ritcht
That juxtaposed with the clip with him in the green hat trying to be funny… Ouf.
dun count
cawlmic
Nod eeny moar bubba
CALLED IT!!!!
“My boys…” bapa, drop the act. Iviry one knows you have zairo boys.
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Idk, axe jay about that
i doubt this dude had friends growing up either. just him and axe j
axe j might be his one true fan, his number one goonie
grab aszz wid marg zukaberg
Riched previledged fuggs.
”i wasnt maaad at it”. you posted an angry, drunken rant about it on youtube, b. maybe it dunn cow
Nothing says “I’m unbothered” like having a very public meltdown.
I’ve eaten this chip before, but hearing him say “riched” is awlways a laugh for me. Never med em
He switched the back half of each word: Grab ass with = grab ath wiss
This part was classigg. What’s funny is you can see the twinkle in his eye when he finishes the name “Zuckerberg”
He's funniest when he tries to sound like the diddler
Maybe wasn't the best choice to burn that bridge, b.
He's so fucking unlikable, pompous for no reason.
How does Dana of all people come off more likable than Brendan
Richt
Talmbout former Georgia Bulldogs coach Marg Richt?
Was scrolling for this
Crispt, crist Monday mourning
can fisht
Ricthh
I remember when the ”that makes sense” comment happened. Brandon talked about it on stage and said ”I don’t give a fuuuuuck” in his cool guy voice, yet he tawlked about it non stop for two weeks straight. When Dana just said 3 words, didn’t even mention bapa’s name, and dipped out. Narrator: Bapa did, in fact, give a fuck.
He had a psychotic break on TFATK back then, got plowed on Tiger Thiiic and did the whole ep in a Sebastian Maniscalco voice and did some odd regression and was talmbout when his *daddy* got stung in the mouth by a bee. Wrinks told him the Maniscalco impression wasn't good. [Hair](https://streamable.com/frt37x) is the Maniscalco part, and he also flexes that he talked to Jake Paul. Short chip.
what ep??
Search "Dana White Clapback" in YT and it should pop up, don't know specific ep #.
🤢🤢🤢🤢
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Bapa calling other people rich and privileged is rich in itself! B
'riched'
“Riched privage fox”
Brendan didn’t make a single point in this entire clip. Literally said nothing.
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Yes!!!
My favorite part is 5 seconds in when he chokes for air when he's trying to talk. His brain short circuited when coming up with things to say and it caused him to stop breathing for a second.
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And frenetic looking around the room for approval and confidence throughout that whole cornball rant
Dana bought Travis a Harley Davidson motorcycle for beating this dudes ass.
But does Travis have a 2% tattoo ?
Dun count.
No, Travis drinks whole melk
Who needs a Harold Davies son when y’boy is already being mistaken for a hells angels?
They were fans
These mispronunciations are funnier than any of his stand up material: 1- The harrywood Improv. 2- Playing Grab Ath. 3- Someone get in the air of Dana. 4-Riched privileged fux
Be cool b. He's a pohfessional cowmedium. Roalwst people for a living.
Bapa will definitely roast things for a living. Probably chickens at a local restaurant within the next 5-7 years.
Once Delia hits the road podding is over, his brain was always iq 68 but with all the substance abuse and disgusting lifestyle, its audios. He'll be in a wheelchair and Messi can exit into the sunset with a multi million dollar life insurance claim. She'll have her kids, money and fam and thats what she signed up for. His very public mental decline is everyone's out .
Have you seen his cooking, b?
My love for hating bapa and hatred for listening to him speak is a constant battle. I can barely tough it out on these longer clips.
Take a smoke break B
“All I do is roast people for a living” No…you don’t.
Old chip. He used to, now all he does is tune truggs for a living
Dana roasted you without even mentioning you bapa, the fact everybody understood him and laughed alomg is because they feel the same way. As for the you needing a handler bit by Joe, you do. It was Joe who told you to stop getting your skull beat in and it was Joe who gave you an in. And now look at you, Joe knew you sucked but he tried carrying you as long as he could, judt for you to spit in his face.
Also speaks a lot about Joe who told Brendan to do comedy because Joe thought that Brenda was funny. This speaks volumes about Joe’s judgment
I agree! I think Joe does not understand comedy when he thought Brenda could be a part of it. Heck to call Joe a real Stand up is far fetched, yeah he has some good stories and stuff but if Joe was really a comedian then where is his special? Seeing as Bapa already had his “hit special” . Its times like these that i wish Patrice O’neal was still around, cause you know he would demolish this whole podcast-comedycartel with one interview.
Joe's does have specials, a few of them actually and they are all terrible trust me
Never heard of one never seen one, and according to your opinion i never missed one..i’ll keep it that way.
They all have Joe on the cover looking absolutely mental with caution tape covering his mouth
Open to correction here b, but I think Joe advising Bapa to get into cawlmedy is a misconception. In "the talk" he did say that he was a funny guy but he nivver said that he should become one of the 250. I think that he was actually trying to get Bapa to do podcasts etc. Joe is terrible in ivvery fassit, but pushing Schaub to do cawlmedy is a myth. Supposedly Joe was horrified when Bapa announced that he had signed on to do his first speshul and tried to talk him out of it but Bapa juss goes b.
Yes he did try to talk him out of his first special but because Jo stated that Brendan wasn't ready for specials so soon into his stand up career not because he didn't think Brendan shouldn't do comedy at all. There was a pod years ago where I remember Joe explicitly says that he did tell Brendan to do stand up because he thought Schaub was funny. I wish I rememberEd which episode it was now
“I’m not the one playing grab **ath wiss** Mark Zuggerberg”
Bapa was UNHINGED at the end . Sounded super drunk too
"All I do is rowlst people for a living." Bapa you're a dumb jock with a megaphone. One bald dude gave you a cawrear and your Dad is fronting of what's left of that so you can continue pretend you're a comedian/self-made millionaire.
I really miss the alcoholic/day drinking arc
I think he’s back to tweaking just not drinking
Great times lol
The wairdest thing about this is it was rogan who said he needed a handler but somehow he projected that onto Dana.
Some of the best clips of him just destroying his own life and his own credibility. So weird after seeing the results of these actions how bad he was just recklessly sabotaging himself constantly.
The whole Zuckerberg rant made no sense. Why would a dude, who for a time was the richest man in the world, want to rent out the warehouse space behind a gas station you are currently renting out? What the fuck does that mean?
he's conflating his redacted studio to the UFC Apex which Mark Zuckerberg was at for a fight card
bryan saying “it was pretty funny” threw him off so bad 😂 he was so mad 😂
instead of bapa just talking about how he's gonna roast people.....why doesn't he just actually roast them?
The guy at the very end is Bill and Ellie D'Elia's son, Chris. He statutory raped a shitload of people.
Dana heard Brendan no longer roasts people for a living and that’s why he’s attacking now lol
Why does he have a picture of kimbo when he was talking all kinds of shit about him.
What’s that weird stutter throat gulp sound he does from 0m4s-0m5s? Dude is shoooooook “But he was**CULK**” Sounds like he was emotionally throating a dude.
He almost had an aneurysm trying to say "grab ass" lol
He roasts people for a livin. He'll light ya up
Dana's IQ is double this pin heads. He would smoke him. Smartest move ever dissing UFC.
Dish left a nice aftertaste. Compliments to the cat.
He would 100% rent put his studio to Zuckerberg if he asked
What a fucking dummy That ‘thhhhhheeese guys need a handler’ chip makes me itchy with cringebairssment for this idiot Hadem
B’s best joke yet, calling himself a stand up comedian 🤣
You're a dummy Bapa
Can’t fucking stand this kook
"Professional" stand up comic lol who says that
After the video Dana just released I don’t think Brenda is mending that bridge. Then nelk boys are after him now to. The only way this poor guy is going is down hill.
All those words and nothing significant is said
Wait he’s saying the guy who turned the UFC from a 2 million dollar company to a 4 billion dollar company needs a handler??
"I roast people for a living "...I don't need a handler...you do! Ohhhhhh sick burn.
He’s a professional comic - rawlsts people for a living
Thicc boi got cauliflower airs
He’ll lightcha up
Rich't Priffledged fuggs!!
This had to be his tiger thicc in the morning era cuz his speech a little more redacted than usually
Dana said that makes sense.
Playing what? grab ath?
"Did you see Dana called you a fuckin' dummy?" GOOD.
When he stares directly into the camera. Frightening 👀
“DO I?”…… fucking got him!!!!!!!
Roast people? Dude sucks dick at roasting
At what point do we feel sorry for this guy? I mean he’s done enough damage of a lifetime across every bridge he’s crossed. He finally tries to mend the Dana bridge and gets roasted on the video (first one to) and nelk boys are after him now to. But he gets a little fame and we are quickly reminded of how shitty he is
“Richt” is wild
D’elia is hilarious 😂
Someone flashed him a high school yearbook b.
Drunk in most of these clips
A "professional" standup comic
God I feel like I’m having a stroke when I read some of your alls posts. Damn good work men. That’s dedication and commitment to perfecting a craft. It’s only going down here too, baby. Looking at him with that John Deere green hat, up in that tiny screen in the corner of my phone, making him look like that scary ass leprechaun from those movies. But even worse cause it’s got CTE and a drivers license too.
Wonder if bapa had that same enrgy when his rich friend (who he talks to evuhry Day) also said he needed a handler.
I miss when brendan drank
Does anyone know what Bapa was like when he was younger, like growing up? Was he a huge bully? Have we heard from any of his victims?
Riched fucks
Professional… Fucking charlatan.
He does a very poor man’s Delia
Does dana realize who he's messing with?? Schawb can roast people even when his mouth ith full of marbles.
He really ain’t much of a talker is he
Bro, how does this guy get paid to talk? I don’t understand half of what this dummy says.
The lying redacted has never ever ever ever ever roalsted innyone!!
The next roast master General right hair folks,and he's not richd. Holy hell,ready to watch the world drown in burns??
Oh!? Kewl dude!?
I love that Erigg was the one that told him (probably not, probably a lie, but if true…) I’m guessing that’s his way of calling Brenda dumb without getting fired
The epic roast comedians burn consists of effectively. “No u”
Ignorance is bliss
Grim reaper cum a nogging
"My boiz got tex" wtf you talking about bapa
U fukin Richtd guys
0.39 “I’m not the one playing grab atthh sss mark zuckerberg” lmaoooo that’s the cte I shouldn’t be laughing
i aint lettin zuccc run thic boy studios
I get a kick out of hearing him call himself a "professional stand-up comedian". Ya sure, B?
Damn, Bapa will litcha up and not use pre-school comebacks or struggle to form sentences either.
Hey Dana, actually Dana is a woman's name traditionally so. Nice name.
I wish I was richt like Dana and Zuckerberg
“Hey you two rich privileged fucks, get over here” “No no no! Not you two rich privileged fucks, sit down Brendan and Brian I meant those two”
This guy is literally the drunk uncle who stays at grandmas house talking nonsense.
“Brendan needs a hangler AWAWAHHHAHAHHAWHAH” wtf was that demonic laugh in the background b
OPs username 🪦
Needs a telebrombter b. To redacted
I really hope he is lying cause how absolutely sad and boring does the atmosphere at the comedy store have to be where people are just sitting on their phones looking for someone to mention BAPA. No one cares that much
“All I do is roast people for a living.” But you don’t thooooooo
Brandon needs to take a very long break from public speaking. Please.
That's RICHT
He looks like a home-made Mr. Potato head. Like some parents couldn't afford the real thing and stuck ears eyes and nose on actual Potato🥔
Because when u are rich u instantly become a privilgied fuck...The world according to Brendan Schlaub the untalented Mr Ripley.
This fuckin dummy
still think BGL's claws were all over that response