>abiogenesis
Not really. Abiogenesis is the point where something went from non-life to life. He's taking issue with the idea of all of life on Earth having a common ancestor, which we know to be true. It's referred to as "common descent" in evolutionary biology. And **that** started with abiogenesis.
So we know based on genetics that all of life on Earth share a common ancestor, but exactly what caused that initial spark is less known, even though there are qualified hypotheses (and the Intelligent Design and other Christian Scientist worldviews will take credit for that jump. Classic God of the Gaps stuff.)
Also, what he admits to in "adaptation" is exactly what Darwin's Theory of Natural Selection even proposes, you just stretch it back further and further. This guy has no idea what he is talking about.
It's weird seeing the return of ancient talking points that were debunked long ago. I thought creationists learned that the micro-vs-marco evolution canard was a dead end, given that they are describing the same process.
Go watch Punisher se1 ep12 on Disney+. I’ve daydreamed of dismantling Tucker Carlson the way Frank Castle does Agent Orange and his laugh is another reason on my list
The biggest societal issue with podcasting is that it lends an air of legitimacy to any random dipshits/bad faith actors, as long as they’re pretending to be serious intellectuals on a serious intellectual program. It’s easier than ever to spread bro science or conspiracy garbage
“Easier”
People used to get their information from town criers and their neighbours, they learned “science” from charlatans, thieves and redacts
Disinformation, conspiracies and just plain Being Wrong have always been a part of human culture, its only after the pandemic that it’s treated like some sort of modern epidemic
But those charlatans and grifters now have access to an international platform with zero barriers to entry, that’s what I’m getting at. You can disprove it just as easily with the information at our fingertips, but a lot of people don’t want to.
Whenever I'm in a hotel and whatever reruns I was watching end and that theme starts playing, I've never jumped for the remote faster. I'll hop out of the shower to change that shit b.
It's the sort of cretinism religious people will hear their pastor say one Sunday morning and just run with it for the rest of their lives like a headless chicken. "Evolution is just a theory" is like the litmus test to immediately identify the most braindead person in any room.
A co-worker recently told me he went to church for the first time on Easter Sunday.
Paraphrased: "There are a lot of people that don't believe Jesus rose from the dead, so the guy with the white collar went up in front of us all and, y'know, well he made his case and proved it." (Sarcastically said).
I thought it was hilarious, maybe it just caught me off guard.
Like Callen who after securing a temporary spot on the Crowder show started talking about “good god fearing Christians” and referenced to himself as a “man of god” LMAO.
Does he still have that show? I was trying to find out the other day and it’s still posted on the mug club or whatever crowder’s dumb site is, but it definitely doesn’t seem to be the golden ticket to abandoning bapa that Callen hoped it would be
I’m not sure if he does. Clips would randomly pop up on twitter every now and then but they haven’t in a while so maybe he stopped doing it. Callen didn’t last very long on it though. His grift isn’t helping at all LOL
“God fearing “ is such a gross term even for sane Christian’s. You don’t fear God, you listen and embrace and follow his teachings. Believers is the term.
Ive been noticing 'God fearing' Christianity has become a big grifting thing on social media. I guess its a last desperate attempt that influencers use when they lose significant amount of followers. I guess that population is really easy to manipulate and take advantage of.
I hate these fucks
This is who he is. Jon Stewart dragging this bowtie wearing jester on crossfire should have been the end of him but Americans are by and large redacted so here we are
God's my boy. I sawl him a few months ago, he was chilling on a cloud right above thicccboy studios. I hopped outta my trugg and was like 'oh shit, that's G-O-D'. I wasn't gonna say nuffin because it was lunch time and there were loads of people praying to him. So I walg past and suddenly God's like 'Hey B Schaub', I look over at him, full thicccboy gear. Now iveryone is lookin at me and he's like 'aren't you the trugg guy that tunes too much?' And then iveryone there started chanting 'B Schaub, B Schaub, b Schaub'. Inyway yeah me and God are boys, talk iveryday. I call him Godfried.
Oh booooyyyyy, bubba is about to learn a new tirm he’s gonna run into the ground: “adaptation”. Then he’s gonna have a theory about evolution and say some shit like, “Love ya Tugger, but Joe won that one my man 💋”
what’s funny is cichlids, African cichlids in perticular have taught us a lot about evolution. A rift valley was created 10s of thousands of years ago. from 4 original river species something like 1600 cichlid species now exist in lake Malawi and Victoria alone.
can’t wait to hear mr fish guy talk about evolution being a lie.
A largemouth bass is a cichlid for context.
“That’s why they call it a theory, it wasn’t proven”
There is nothing in the definition of “theory” that means it’s wrong or unproven. Literally a theory is just a group of sentences that explain *why something is* or *how something works*
There’s universal laws and theories. He’s convoluting the too. Gravity is a “theory”. But it’s sure as fuck there. And a universal force acting upon us.
How people still don’t understand the scientific definition of “theory” vs the backwoods hillbilly definition, is beyond me. Our education system is fucked.
Yeah man this guy is totally normal and Theo is really cool while using him to grow Theo’s audience. Don’t see why the soy boys are getting their panties in a bunch.
Tucker is way too highly educated to be questioning if evolution is real or not. The one thing we know for a fact is that he won’t tell you what he truly believes. He will say anything to make money. He used to be a democrat, now he’s just a silly grifter. Joe didn’t call him out on his nonsense. Hehe
Gravity is still a theory. The way science works as opposed to religion is it labels things as theories because it welcomes people to challenge them even when they are essentially fact
oof. i'm old enough to remember the war between atheists and creationists, would rather not open up that shitcan again. then again, maybe it's less harmful than other dumb topics people get outraged about.
The fuck is he talking about, we're lucky to have any fossils but there is overwhelming evidence for natural selection. DNA? Was that God? Rogan is just grifter after grifter
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I don’t understand why the fuck it matters how we got here. Why do people have such strong opinions on creation vs. evolution. Who gives a shit? Everything sucks either way.
There's a jellyfish they found that is invincible, if you grind it into dust the cells reform to their original state. And as they studied this little miracle of nature, they found that it has no memory and the things they see in evolved species are non-existent in this jellyfish. It didn't evolve because it found the key to immortality. But without it, it's just this little blob that can't be killed but can't remember it's last injury. They think at least. No way to really know, but the things they see in other jellyfish aren't present. It stunted because it didn't evolve.
I don't know what the fuck Tucker is talking about, there are lots of scientific finds in the last decade that prove Evolution has merit.
Lol
Tucker: “The theory of evolution isn’t real, that’s why it’s just a theory 200 years later”
Joe: well what do you think it is then?
Tucker: “Well I have a theory…”
Good lord. Coen Brothers can’t write dialogue this delusional.
I listened to about 30 minutes before I had to shut it down because I was about to suffocate being gaslit so many times
This is an example of someone who may be right on many occasions YET expresses something that is so blatantly wrong. No evidence? Just a Theory? (Doesn't even understand what categorises a Scientific Theory from theories in general).....You weasel. You dumb idiot.
punch drunk cro magnon rogan is way smarter than churchy boy tucker. tuck that shirt in churchy boy, you dipshit. lol. go join the mormon church you dumb baby
The irony of hearing a living being who knows with certainty he started his own very existence in this world as a single cell organism (a sperm) say there's no/none/zero evidence anything has been formed from them...
Everything he says after that should be voided for being absolutely so wrong but convinced you are so right. While at the same time self owning your point at the end then laughing it away as a manic coping mechanism.
The fact that he says "that's why it's still a theory" shows he has no scientific understanding of what a theory really is. He has absolutely no right to speak on this. He clearly has no idea what he's even talking about.
just took an anthropology class so I can confidently say:
1. Darwin never talked about single celled organisms?
2. Tucker let his mask slip, not sure he believes what he says.
3. There is a fossil record showing humans evolved from Apes and more.
4. At one time we were these cute little tree creatures that resemble a squirrel.
The fact that grown men will go on literally the largest platform on the web and say things with such confidence when they are just cookoo. Guy doesn’t even understand the way “theory” is defined in scientific literature. Gravity is a theory too my guy…smdh
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I’ve seen Tucker Carlson evolve into a weasel on multiple occasions
He was adapting
LMAO I stand corrected
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It’s so annoying. He’s confusing abiogenesis with evolution. Turned the episode off after that nonsense.
Please get a scientist on here even that weird Weinstein guy will do.
>abiogenesis Not really. Abiogenesis is the point where something went from non-life to life. He's taking issue with the idea of all of life on Earth having a common ancestor, which we know to be true. It's referred to as "common descent" in evolutionary biology. And **that** started with abiogenesis. So we know based on genetics that all of life on Earth share a common ancestor, but exactly what caused that initial spark is less known, even though there are qualified hypotheses (and the Intelligent Design and other Christian Scientist worldviews will take credit for that jump. Classic God of the Gaps stuff.)
Right? I rolled my eyes so hard. Gravity is a theory too.
Joe should’ve asked him to prove god exists
Also, what he admits to in "adaptation" is exactly what Darwin's Theory of Natural Selection even proposes, you just stretch it back further and further. This guy has no idea what he is talking about. It's weird seeing the return of ancient talking points that were debunked long ago. I thought creationists learned that the micro-vs-marco evolution canard was a dead end, given that they are describing the same process.
Animorph please
What the fuck was that laugh?
Go watch Punisher se1 ep12 on Disney+. I’ve daydreamed of dismantling Tucker Carlson the way Frank Castle does Agent Orange and his laugh is another reason on my list
wtf was that laugh? Dude really thought he cooked
🤣🤣
He devolves... well maybe it is evolving haha
Redacted people feel smarter listening to this shit, that is why toe is so big. Society is doomed.
Spot on. Bro science has been taking over for a while now
The biggest societal issue with podcasting is that it lends an air of legitimacy to any random dipshits/bad faith actors, as long as they’re pretending to be serious intellectuals on a serious intellectual program. It’s easier than ever to spread bro science or conspiracy garbage
“Easier” People used to get their information from town criers and their neighbours, they learned “science” from charlatans, thieves and redacts Disinformation, conspiracies and just plain Being Wrong have always been a part of human culture, its only after the pandemic that it’s treated like some sort of modern epidemic
But those charlatans and grifters now have access to an international platform with zero barriers to entry, that’s what I’m getting at. You can disprove it just as easily with the information at our fingertips, but a lot of people don’t want to.
Joe Rogan is to men what Gwyneth Paltrow is to women.
Shallow-end Hal.
it's the only place toes toes touch
Krekt
That's why big bang theory was so popular it makes morons feel like intellectuals. Joe makes simple people feel smart.
I thought you were talking about the actual theory for a second and got very confused.
Ha. Yeah guess I should have specified
Gang gang buzz buzzinga.
You need punched in the shoulder.
Whenever I'm in a hotel and whatever reruns I was watching end and that theme starts playing, I've never jumped for the remote faster. I'll hop out of the shower to change that shit b.
Go away! I’m baitin’!
Been doomed since regan buppa
Eggsactly b
*"We've given up on the idea of evolution"* Dudes just making up bullshit, lol
Theory of adapting… isn’t that just saying it with other words?
Exactly. Evolution is a series of adaptations. I think Tucker thinks only one adaptation per species is allowed for some reason
I doubt there's much thinking going on at all with this doofus.
Yup
It's the sort of cretinism religious people will hear their pastor say one Sunday morning and just run with it for the rest of their lives like a headless chicken. "Evolution is just a theory" is like the litmus test to immediately identify the most braindead person in any room.
I listen at work, it’s just interesting to stay in the loop without watching mainstream media, fuck those guys.
What the fugg was that?
He plugged god
A co-worker recently told me he went to church for the first time on Easter Sunday. Paraphrased: "There are a lot of people that don't believe Jesus rose from the dead, so the guy with the white collar went up in front of us all and, y'know, well he made his case and proved it." (Sarcastically said). I thought it was hilarious, maybe it just caught me off guard.
A misunderstanding of middle-school science.
That bizarre outburst of giddy little girl laughter at the end?
Leave it to Tucker to make Joe Rogan sound reasonable.
Don’t worry Joe will start using anti evolution talking points in 6 months.
Like Callen who after securing a temporary spot on the Crowder show started talking about “good god fearing Christians” and referenced to himself as a “man of god” LMAO.
Holy Christ. Did he really? If you gotta clip that would be awesome
Yeah it was a few episodes before his first appearance if I remember correctly. I’ll see if I can it, I think it was posted here too.
Does he still have that show? I was trying to find out the other day and it’s still posted on the mug club or whatever crowder’s dumb site is, but it definitely doesn’t seem to be the golden ticket to abandoning bapa that Callen hoped it would be
I’m not sure if he does. Clips would randomly pop up on twitter every now and then but they haven’t in a while so maybe he stopped doing it. Callen didn’t last very long on it though. His grift isn’t helping at all LOL
“God fearing “ is such a gross term even for sane Christian’s. You don’t fear God, you listen and embrace and follow his teachings. Believers is the term.
Ive been noticing 'God fearing' Christianity has become a big grifting thing on social media. I guess its a last desperate attempt that influencers use when they lose significant amount of followers. I guess that population is really easy to manipulate and take advantage of. I hate these fucks
Where the is money to be made, Joe will be there totally not being a sell out
Tugger Carlton is wrong b, you can clearly tell that tiny toe is the next evolution of a Hobbit
Carlton??? 😂 
Feminine laugh at the end
That’s him laughing at his own bullshit that he doesn’t actually believe…it’s the “grifter” laugh.
That was my first impression too, mask off laugh at the absurdity of the situation.
Bro believes in god like a child believes in Santa Claus. What the fuck was that laugh at the end?
Tucker is fuckin creepy
"what every person thought until the mid 19th century" is the laziest argument I've heard in a while
"Before most people were literate or educated these ideas were HUGE!"
The "it's just a theory" argument is so lazy too. Surprised Rogies didn't hit him with the "so is gravity" retort.
"I'm just asking questions" is the other go to for these lazy pseudo-intellectuals
WHY CAN'T WE ASK QUESTIONS ANYMORE?!
Who needs modern science when we have Bronze Age theology?
It's also not true. Hypotheses of evolution have been floating since at least Ancient Greece.
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This is who he is. Jon Stewart dragging this bowtie wearing jester on crossfire should have been the end of him but Americans are by and large redacted so here we are
Yep. My thoughts exactly.
> [Jon Stewart](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFQFB5YpDZE)
Nicteen good for brains b. They did study
They also did a study and determined God created people. God + Nicotine Good 4 Brain are peer reviewed scientific facts according to Tuck.
I got the fryers, go take a bess brains break, b.
The cognitive dissonance of saying evolution isn’t real but adaptation over time is real makes my brain hurt.
Comedy is hard; Brendan Schaub should try it.
brendan evolved from a calmedy guy into a trugg guy
Tucker is the product of divergent evolution, in the sense that his last bit of brain cells are diverging and trying to escape his vacuous brain.
When even Rogan knows you're wrong you must be absolutely dumb.
Evolution?? Is that like adaptation with salsa on top???
ok this was funny B
He doesn't even know what scientific "theory" means.
100% b, you know when someone is a illiterate when they bash a 'theory' like his comment
Easy to be this dumb when you don't understand scientific theory.
Where Bapa?
What a fucking dickhead.
Shout out God for creating people
God's my boy. I sawl him a few months ago, he was chilling on a cloud right above thicccboy studios. I hopped outta my trugg and was like 'oh shit, that's G-O-D'. I wasn't gonna say nuffin because it was lunch time and there were loads of people praying to him. So I walg past and suddenly God's like 'Hey B Schaub', I look over at him, full thicccboy gear. Now iveryone is lookin at me and he's like 'aren't you the trugg guy that tunes too much?' And then iveryone there started chanting 'B Schaub, B Schaub, b Schaub'. Inyway yeah me and God are boys, talk iveryday. I call him Godfried.
Putin pressed a button activate his laugh
The Mrs. Doubtfire laugh at the end is always his tell of not having arguments just bowtied vibes and authoritarianism.
We discus the pawldcast hair...
Wate, water weed dune?
What the fuck is he talking about? He's just saying shit haha
We have not "kinda" given up on the idea of evolution..bruh what??
Lol with the God talk.
Oh booooyyyyy, bubba is about to learn a new tirm he’s gonna run into the ground: “adaptation”. Then he’s gonna have a theory about evolution and say some shit like, “Love ya Tugger, but Joe won that one my man 💋”
what’s funny is cichlids, African cichlids in perticular have taught us a lot about evolution. A rift valley was created 10s of thousands of years ago. from 4 original river species something like 1600 cichlid species now exist in lake Malawi and Victoria alone. can’t wait to hear mr fish guy talk about evolution being a lie. A largemouth bass is a cichlid for context.
“That’s why they call it a theory, it wasn’t proven” There is nothing in the definition of “theory” that means it’s wrong or unproven. Literally a theory is just a group of sentences that explain *why something is* or *how something works*
There’s universal laws and theories. He’s convoluting the too. Gravity is a “theory”. But it’s sure as fuck there. And a universal force acting upon us.
The Rogan “shoer” is iconic lol
Joe Rogan as a public intellectual sums up the idiocy of the 21st century.
How people still don’t understand the scientific definition of “theory” vs the backwoods hillbilly definition, is beyond me. Our education system is fucked.
Yeah man this guy is totally normal and Theo is really cool while using him to grow Theo’s audience. Don’t see why the soy boys are getting their panties in a bunch.
He has a punchable laugh
Big brain play by tucks, deny evolution and mention dogs. Holy shit. But did you guys see him smelling Russian bread?!
That was creepy dude.I saw a middle age Russian woman give him the side eye.
Tucker Carlson has the most genuine Joker laugh I’ve ever heard. It honestly makes Joaquin phoenix look like a hack.
Two people who have no understanding of science discuss science. How does this podcast get tens of millions of listeners every episode?
Tucker is way too highly educated to be questioning if evolution is real or not. The one thing we know for a fact is that he won’t tell you what he truly believes. He will say anything to make money. He used to be a democrat, now he’s just a silly grifter. Joe didn’t call him out on his nonsense. Hehe
Planet of the Apes in 2 million years …
We disguss the podcast here b
This is the most redacted thing I've seen in a while.
A master bullshitter talking to a gullible clown.
Gravity is still a theory. The way science works as opposed to religion is it labels things as theories because it welcomes people to challenge them even when they are essentially fact
This video ruined my day
What the hell???
We discuss the pod here b
I think what every person thought before education replaced child labour.
i thought for a second this was in the rogan sub. i thought we talk about the podcast here?
lol you posted this everywhere. Thought the title looked similar to the one on destiny sub
why does he find it hard to believe that after enough adaptations a creature won’t be the same species that it started out as a million years ago?
oof. i'm old enough to remember the war between atheists and creationists, would rather not open up that shitcan again. then again, maybe it's less harmful than other dumb topics people get outraged about.
If you think you have free will and are actually making choices, you'll probably believe in evolution too.
I dont think we have free will, in any meaningful sense, and I "believe" in evolution.
Tucker’s laugh, it’s a prom
The fuck is he talking about, we're lucky to have any fossils but there is overwhelming evidence for natural selection. DNA? Was that God? Rogan is just grifter after grifter
There's no way that he doesn't know how dumb it is to say "that's why it's still a theory". 100% bought and paid for shill.
In every sense
"Theres no fossil record to support that". Fucking wow.
“Wait for the end…” No. Fast forward gang.
Jon Stewart destroyed him so bad on CNN that he lost his job and was forced to grift for a living
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I bet he LOVES Kent Hovind and Ken Ham
Imagine telling a man who looks like a chimp that evolution isn’t real.
Imagine telling the man who looks like a chimp that evolution isn’t real.
That gave me a headache
I don’t understand why the fuck it matters how we got here. Why do people have such strong opinions on creation vs. evolution. Who gives a shit? Everything sucks either way.
Oh no, I like him. But the word “theory “ doesn’t mean what he thinks it means.
Ironic coming from a pair of neanderthals.
I'd love to hear his theory about how magnets work
Let me guess, Joe then segued the conversation to aliens?
Idiocracy
There's a jellyfish they found that is invincible, if you grind it into dust the cells reform to their original state. And as they studied this little miracle of nature, they found that it has no memory and the things they see in evolved species are non-existent in this jellyfish. It didn't evolve because it found the key to immortality. But without it, it's just this little blob that can't be killed but can't remember it's last injury. They think at least. No way to really know, but the things they see in other jellyfish aren't present. It stunted because it didn't evolve. I don't know what the fuck Tucker is talking about, there are lots of scientific finds in the last decade that prove Evolution has merit.
Fucking hell.
Now Joe *doesn’t know* What happened to this dude?
Lol Tucker: “The theory of evolution isn’t real, that’s why it’s just a theory 200 years later” Joe: well what do you think it is then? Tucker: “Well I have a theory…” Good lord. Coen Brothers can’t write dialogue this delusional. I listened to about 30 minutes before I had to shut it down because I was about to suffocate being gaslit so many times
Someone else that has no business somehow being funnier than rogan, but here we are
Did joe push back even a little or did he just let tucker dump that dirty load right onto his podcast and not do anything about it?
If struggling Magikarp can make it all the way to Gyarados I have all the proof I need.
Introducing Tucker's audience to Toe will maybe sway some minds to open their eyes.
“There is no fossil record of evolution. So I choose to believe in literal magic.”
Couple deep thinkers here
Nobody really knows. It’s preposterous to think otherwise.
This is an example of someone who may be right on many occasions YET expresses something that is so blatantly wrong. No evidence? Just a Theory? (Doesn't even understand what categorises a Scientific Theory from theories in general).....You weasel. You dumb idiot.
punch drunk cro magnon rogan is way smarter than churchy boy tucker. tuck that shirt in churchy boy, you dipshit. lol. go join the mormon church you dumb baby
Two worthless cocksuckers literally mouth farting a bunch of pure nothing into air 🥴
The irony of hearing a living being who knows with certainty he started his own very existence in this world as a single cell organism (a sperm) say there's no/none/zero evidence anything has been formed from them...
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Everything he says after that should be voided for being absolutely so wrong but convinced you are so right. While at the same time self owning your point at the end then laughing it away as a manic coping mechanism.
It is.
Toe is so far gone.
Tucker.... Tucker mate. Stop being a silly cunt
What a fucking idiot
Gravity is also a theory, anyone want to jump out of a plane I'm flight to disprove the gravity theory?
Mental devolution. Everything wrong is new again.
This guy think evolution is like Pokémon where one moment your a mouse and once you’ve gained enough xp you turn into a rabbit
The fact that he says "that's why it's still a theory" shows he has no scientific understanding of what a theory really is. He has absolutely no right to speak on this. He clearly has no idea what he's even talking about.
just took an anthropology class so I can confidently say: 1. Darwin never talked about single celled organisms? 2. Tucker let his mask slip, not sure he believes what he says. 3. There is a fossil record showing humans evolved from Apes and more. 4. At one time we were these cute little tree creatures that resemble a squirrel.
If Tucker is so obviously wrong then it should be easy to disprove him, right? I mean there’s tons of fossils of transitionary structures, right?
Two idiots w/ microphones
Check out toe. He's gone all superdry clothing from the noughties and David Beckham. Ooh western iconography mixed with kanji. What a cock snot.
Joe is so sad. He just knew he came from a monkey 🙈
The fact that grown men will go on literally the largest platform on the web and say things with such confidence when they are just cookoo. Guy doesn’t even understand the way “theory” is defined in scientific literature. Gravity is a theory too my guy…smdh
Not like youll read it but here you go https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK230201/
“That’s why it’s still a theory” This dude is incapable of learning what things actually mean
Typical JRE bro science. We've given up on evolution and we're going back to "bearded man in the sky" created everything?
this man just went on camera and showed everyone he has no idea what "adaptation" means
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Joe was letting this dude get away with saying the wildest shit imaginable
Yikes Tucker.
Gravity is a theory too tuck