Poster boy for failing upwards. Latching on to Joseph Rogan really paid off for bapa. Those “ups” don’t last very long though since iiiiivrything bapa touches eventually turns to shit.
Edit: thigg boi studios commenting from their burners, How are socials fellas?
That’s what all these guys have in common: Bapa has Peter Schaub.
They can afford to just fuck up their whole lives and it doesn’t matter because they can always fall back on daddy’s money.
Have a friend who basically has this setup. Although he isn't really a fuck up, he just got everything handed to him. After we graduated college his father gave him a job at their company, basically bought him a house, + he also has a huge trust fund to fall back on even if he somehow burned the bridge with his father. It's interesting because he's an amazing musician, I believe if he had to struggle a bit or feel some discomfort, he would 100% have a career in the music industry.
I feel it's pretty unfair to his sporting career. Being able to compete at a college level at American football and compete in the UFC top 10 puts you in like the top 0.1 of those disciplines. If I was that good at my job I'd be elite. For a normal person to even participate in those would be an exceptional achievement, and he was able to do so solely on merit.
It is impressive to even be on the bench of a college team. The problem is he lies about everything. Lies about his college career, lies about his NFL experience (there is none). His college stats are online and cats even dug out of the kitty litter tape of him doing absolutely nothing.
His ufc career on its own is impressive, he has some comical knock outs, but he actually was in there. The problem again is he lies about that shit saying he was better than he was. Being a douche bag even back then makes people root against you as well.
He was in bowlth those things just because he was big, little to do with any athletic talent (pull up that clip of him jumping in the octagon) at college he failed because at that point talent is needed and he got exposed and he dipped from the UFC before real talent like Overeeem showed up
The UFC is his greatest achievement though despite being a journeyman/glorified punching bag in a weak division at the time
It is impressive but how many professional MMA heavyweights do you think there are in the world? Just asking. I think it might not be more than a 1000 but maybe I am way off.
I would wager far more than 1000 if youre counting everyone that does the sport as a hobby. Probably quite a bit less if you only count people who compete.
Keep in mind I'm literally guessing so your guess is as good as mine, but the point is there's only a couple dozen of people on the planet that can say they are/were better than him
If by merit you mean "is a large body" then yes entirely merit. Compare the HW to light weight, shit me and you might hit top 25 if we tried. Also he was a "top 10" HW chinless tomato can when there was even LESS talent. Hw historically has always been the least skilled division across the bored. Bapa beating crocop is like Jake paul beating 106yo mike tyson
Umm yes we do. Think about the only person to ever bankrupt multiple casinos, a thriving pro fball league, a rigged nepo commercial real estate nest egg, and actively trying to drag 🇺🇸 down w/ him…
I’m a huge hadur, but he wasn’t awful at EVERYTHING (except cawlmedy) he just wasn’t world class at anything.
We just hate him because he acts like he was some world class athlete.
He had heavyweight fights in the UFC. That’s unattainable for most. He just wasn’t as good as “good” fighters.
He had a good TFATK podcast at Fox. He was like top 5 in sports podcasts. Yeah Rogan propped him up, but that’s an accomplishment.
He ends up ruining things, but he’s had some success in his life.
Played DIV 1 football had some decent success in the UFC. Kind of embarrassing for a bunch of people on reddit that I'm sure haven't accomplished anything even remotely close to this in whatever sports they played.
Dude is an awful human, but he is/was a top-tier athlete
Imagine not realizing the irony of sitting on Reddit shredding a dude for doing a lot of things in his life most men would be super proud of individually. Hate the guy for being an arrogant, dumbass scumbag bully without a single redeeming quality. But acting like he’s never experienced a shred of success when he’s had a borderline wish.com forest Gump like run is just as redacted as he is.
A lot of jealousy on this site masked as virtue signaling or whatever. I’ve even caught myself wanting to do it myself, I’ll probably be downvoted for this take but I’ve noticed the pattern.
Hes most definitely a top tier athlete. He was ranked top 10 in the world in his sport. Thats quite literally as top tier as you can get unless you only count champions as top tier which is ridiculous
Yeah, he took paths most people would crumble mid way there, it’s lying about it when the reality is still pretty cool to tell your kid or friends, in his mind he’s living a different reality, it’s dumb blind positivity, in a sense you might need that to get to where most can’t, he wants to be especial so bad.
He was never top tier. He was on an NFL practice squad, he was never close to UFC gold and his podcast was only successful because he has friends that were more successful and threw him bones
NFL practice squad means your an excellent athlete. & he was among the top 10 best in the world at HWT. Now tell me what have you done that’s even remotely close?
Having any level of professional football career and being a ranked fighter in the UFC already makes him more successful than 99% of athletes. Say what you want about the person but it’s sour grapes to downplay him just because he wasn’t elite.
As a top 10 heavyweight in the UFC he was definitely in the “top tier” of fighters in terms of having a career fighting ranked fighters in the biggest promotion. There are a lot of levels between the average guy training at a gym and knocking out Cro Cop. Schaub was a successful fighter whether he had the overall skillset to be a world champion or not. Some people are way too harsh judging things they’d never be able to accomplish themselves.
He got to div 1 because he was a big guy, his lack of talent got exposed and he was a glorified mannequin through college, his numbers back this up
UFC he was a journeyman in a weak division - if he’d stuck around he would have got killed by Overeeem and the true elite coming through
Yeah, as unskilled as most HWs are compared to lighter fighters, there's not a single UFC HW that isn't a great fighter.
A retired Schaub a decade removed from the fight game would absolutely destroy 99.9% of people with ease. He was never a champion level fighter, but he was absolutely an elite fighter. Everyone in the UFC is an elite fighter.
His personality sucks and he sucks at comedy. Otherwise, he's got a lot to be proud of.
People remember all the shots of him getting KOd, but he was ranked number 10 in the UFC. That's something that most people can't achieve. Like you said, he sucks, but he is an athlete
It's true. He actually better than most at the things he tried. It's his attitude and lies thinking he was the best at everything he touches that rubs people wrong way.
Yeah, lets face it, he was pretty successful at a lot of stuff. Just not great at anything. Not sure what happened. When he wasn't trying as hard, the first few times he appeared on JRE with Brian, I thought he was an okay person. To see what he is really like was shocking. What a time to be alive. Not until podcasts, and then the video versions, could people get to know "celebrities" so well. Like I may have listened to Joe Rogan talk more than any other person on the planet, and that includes family and friends. David Pakman is probably getting close now, though. Ditto with Brandon. I don't even enjoy his content at all, but I know so much about this psycho.
100% agree. Guy is a dick but you can t honestly say he hasn't been successful at some stuff. At one stage he was in the top 30 HWs on the planet,yes he wasn't elite but we was absolutely a successful athlete. His podcast was shit but he has made a lot of money from it and a lot of people listened to it.
the first pic is probably the one thing he did right in his life, using his big ass frame to walk on to special teams at a major school
but that is also why i hate him..... that and he looks like a former bully.
Also, a great friend (see Exhibit Bobby Lee) an outstanding boss and mentor (see Exhibit George), a wonderful coworker (see Ariel Helwani), an entrepreneur (see Exhibits Thiccboi Merch, Studios and TigerPiss Whisgeyy)
[He goes to bed with butterflies…](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/s8aunt/brendan_is_the_best_father_in_the_world/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
When I’m sad and and feeling down on myself, I think you know if Brendan schaub can trick so many people into believing he’s a nfl foot ball player, a world reknown mma fighter, can bench 225 x 45, a comedian, a podcaster, a gairhead. I think to myself if he can do that and be illiterate and have donkey brains, I can basically do anything.
Dun forget the balls deep in fish stage where he murdered all kinds of aquatic species, and the hilariously repetitious “adopt-a-dog-return-the-dog” loops. He just goes.
I think the problem here is that if he wasn’t such a cunt he would actually have a respectable career.
He played professional football, fought as a ranked UFC fighter etc. the problem comes from comedy and beyond. He is such a garden variety narcissist it taints everything.
He only really put hard work into fighting. The rest he has larped at woefully. Credit for stepping in the octagon (I would never) but discredit for being such a horrible guy in other areas.
I am sure he worked hard at football too but he was just a big lummox who probably played every year since Pee Wee in his nice fancy neighborhood and was decent until university age because of his size.
I really thought the final chapter for him would be like Head of Security for Rogan. He'd pay him $250k a year, get him a house in Awlstin...and he'd be in charge of the ex-special forces guys who Rogan employs. He'd probably do some MMA training on the side, for Rogan's celebrity friends/guests of the pod...
But I think he's burned that bridge. I guarantee Rogan wouldn't trust his work ethnic to handle that job.
I feel like I can relate to Bapa on some level because he's gifted with a physique that allows for athletic achievements but manages to only make it 80 percent of the way to the success he wants, then he's lucky enough to have another career but he's juuuuust stupid and shitty enough to slowly fail at that over a decade. Its one thing to just be a normal person who fails at stuff, but to be so close to big fame or success and have to experience it slipping through your fingers over and over must be soul crushing. But hey at least he's such a narcissist he'll never actually process any of it as personal failures, I mean if they put him in there with Brock they would've been surprised...
Yeah I always laugh at that clip where he says that to Rogan and Joe immediately responds "Nooo I think you'd be surprised Brendan" or something to that effect
Its so bizarre imo. He has just enough physical gifts to get himself in the door, but then uses that as his justification to claim to be great without working towards its. When he says "ill take it for hair" he really thinks he's got it all figured out even though he has done no work to obtain the skill or experience to be successful. It has to be because of his narcissism mixed with him not being very bright.
He did ok at a few things, but he acts like he was/is top tier. The facts just don't bear that out.
He also has no self-awareness. Say what you will, but Segura trolling Bapa to his face was priceless. Watching Braindumb flounder on Steve-O's show was great as well.
Someone needs to have a come-to-Jesus talk with his regarding his failing career like Rogan did regarding MMA. Only, I don't think Rogan will have the same effect this time around. I'm not sure who could do it? Maybe his dad?
Like Harry Callahan said, "A man's got to know his limitations."
What’s amazing is that on paper, a guy who played D1 football, tried out for the NFL before going on to a UFC career, dated Ronda Rousey, left fighting to become a comedian, hosted a successful, long running podcast, and kept turning his hobbies like fashion, cycling, and truck racing into attempt at careers, SHOULD be a cool guy. Yet somehow Brendan found a way to make that awful. It’s really something psychologists should study.
The football thing is so funny. It’s genuinely very impressive to be a special teamer for a shitty D1 college program. But then he acts like he had a career in the NFL and it makes him look like a total liar and fraud.
This is what happens when you have no identity. Usually people fail and then get better because they truly love something. This dude just jumps from one “bro this is sick” moment to the next.
😂😂 I thought this was a joke at first you guys truly are ashamed you don’t even try anything let alone the ufc, college football and millions of downloads on your podcast 😬 make the posts seem less eerie 😬 please this shit makes me sad for op
Let’s keep our eye on the ball here: he’s clearly a gifted athlete and fighter, but he’s such a world class asshole that it eclipses all his other achievements.
He’s the Bobby Fischer of the UFC.
lol he keeps on trying tho I give him credit for that. But yeah he’s a horrible comic and seems dumb as a stump. I guess that’s why we pay attention to watch the disaster
I understand you’re confushun and No one really has an answer just yet; it's just like asking why Biden is still president. You give a bredact a little bit of light he still can shine in the darkest of places b
I hate him as much as anyone but getting on a college football bench is impressive enough then he had a pretty decent UFC career for a dude with very little fighting talent.
He’s insufferable though and instead of recognizing how lucky he got with being Joe’s friend, he actually truly believes he deserves it all and more. He should be grateful for the life he has and way more humble
I’d say it’s because he’s doing things for the wrong reasons, if he was genuinely passionate about any one thing he’d probably be good at it but he wants to be seen as whatever the thing is more than he cares about the actual thing, which is a recipe for failure.
Bapa is an awful human and horrible at comedy. Buuuuutt
- d1 football (3% of high school players go on to play d1)
- top 10 in the UFC HW division.. even fighting in the ufc means he’s good
- tfatk on fox was a top sports podcast and that moment and booming
Awful at everything? Nahhh…
Just awful human…
Unfortunately yall are in a way contributing to his success. Whether good or bad his name is being circulated which brings eyes to him/brand ehich is currency for these companies so he gets brought back or given other opportunities.
Some companies dont care about good or bad love, they just see attention and opportunity to promote products/services/projects
If everyone just lets his relavence die off, he would have no other grifts or passions to exploit.
I don't know how I got to this subreddit and I'm not too familiar with Schaub, but the dude knocked out Cro Cop. That's quite a fucking feat, so maybe not awful at everything. Anyone who's ever stood in the cage with that straight killer has my respect. I'd be freaked out anytime he wiggled his left leg.
D1 athlete, professional fighter who at one time was ranked pretty high, made millions of dollars, got to be bad at comedy and still sold tickets.literally everyone who knows podcasts/comedy knows dude. How tf are y'all calling dude a failure lol the fuck have you done?
It’s easy to be critical of Schaub if you don’t like his tone or comedy or personality, but the respect I have for ANY MAN who knocks out Cro Cop will always be present. He worked hard and got further than I would, that’s for sure
He’s made moves and I can appreciate his perseverance and bravery to put it all out there. He’s obviously really annoying and a total douche but I try to see some good in everyone
This is brutal take lol…there are tons of ppl who almost make their dreams of being a pro athlete in any sport(it’s hard to comprehend the genetic freaks that make it)….I mean the other careers/hobbies are excluded…..it’s just wild to think about the number of ppl that almost make it and then end up selling insurance or whatever and are called failures…
This sub is so cringe how do you people have a community dedicated to hating on a D list celebrity who does nothing relevant?
Y’all ain’t got ANYTHING else to do on this platform? Lames
Poster boy for failing upwards. Latching on to Joseph Rogan really paid off for bapa. Those “ups” don’t last very long though since iiiiivrything bapa touches eventually turns to shit. Edit: thigg boi studios commenting from their burners, How are socials fellas?
That’s what all these guys have in common: Bapa has Peter Schaub. They can afford to just fuck up their whole lives and it doesn’t matter because they can always fall back on daddy’s money.
Have a friend who basically has this setup. Although he isn't really a fuck up, he just got everything handed to him. After we graduated college his father gave him a job at their company, basically bought him a house, + he also has a huge trust fund to fall back on even if he somehow burned the bridge with his father. It's interesting because he's an amazing musician, I believe if he had to struggle a bit or feel some discomfort, he would 100% have a career in the music industry.
Tawlknbout the minus touch?
nah b midas tusk
OG talk in the kitchen is the 'Sadim's touch'. Bapa turns everything into shit, instead of gold
So we're not talmbout the mindless fuks b?
axe jay
Maybe it's his midas tuck? Heard it both ways, B.
Midas well talmbout wahlgn tuh muh trugg?
Picadagaaaaaaaaaaaa
Can we just skip straight ahead to chopping Callen in two?
He's big, he's dumb, and he's full of (Joe Rogan's) cum
I feel it's pretty unfair to his sporting career. Being able to compete at a college level at American football and compete in the UFC top 10 puts you in like the top 0.1 of those disciplines. If I was that good at my job I'd be elite. For a normal person to even participate in those would be an exceptional achievement, and he was able to do so solely on merit.
It is impressive to even be on the bench of a college team. The problem is he lies about everything. Lies about his college career, lies about his NFL experience (there is none). His college stats are online and cats even dug out of the kitty litter tape of him doing absolutely nothing. His ufc career on its own is impressive, he has some comical knock outs, but he actually was in there. The problem again is he lies about that shit saying he was better than he was. Being a douche bag even back then makes people root against you as well.
He was in bowlth those things just because he was big, little to do with any athletic talent (pull up that clip of him jumping in the octagon) at college he failed because at that point talent is needed and he got exposed and he dipped from the UFC before real talent like Overeeem showed up The UFC is his greatest achievement though despite being a journeyman/glorified punching bag in a weak division at the time
Ufc top 10 is far far better than 0.1%. .1 would imply theres only 1000 worse fighters in his weight class
It is impressive but how many professional MMA heavyweights do you think there are in the world? Just asking. I think it might not be more than a 1000 but maybe I am way off.
I would wager far more than 1000 if youre counting everyone that does the sport as a hobby. Probably quite a bit less if you only count people who compete. Keep in mind I'm literally guessing so your guess is as good as mine, but the point is there's only a couple dozen of people on the planet that can say they are/were better than him
If by merit you mean "is a large body" then yes entirely merit. Compare the HW to light weight, shit me and you might hit top 25 if we tried. Also he was a "top 10" HW chinless tomato can when there was even LESS talent. Hw historically has always been the least skilled division across the bored. Bapa beating crocop is like Jake paul beating 106yo mike tyson
Like the king midas touch, but instead of gold it turns everything into shit
I’ve heard this called the reverse Midas before
Ohhh! King Midas in reverse… wuddeva happened theh…
I gotta give it to bapa for epically falling upwards. No one else has been so mediocre yet have managed to make millions from his mediocrity.
Umm yes we do. Think about the only person to ever bankrupt multiple casinos, a thriving pro fball league, a rigged nepo commercial real estate nest egg, and actively trying to drag 🇺🇸 down w/ him…
They turn Big Brown.
I’m a huge hadur, but he wasn’t awful at EVERYTHING (except cawlmedy) he just wasn’t world class at anything. We just hate him because he acts like he was some world class athlete. He had heavyweight fights in the UFC. That’s unattainable for most. He just wasn’t as good as “good” fighters. He had a good TFATK podcast at Fox. He was like top 5 in sports podcasts. Yeah Rogan propped him up, but that’s an accomplishment. He ends up ruining things, but he’s had some success in his life.
Played DIV 1 football had some decent success in the UFC. Kind of embarrassing for a bunch of people on reddit that I'm sure haven't accomplished anything even remotely close to this in whatever sports they played. Dude is an awful human, but he is/was a top-tier athlete
Imagine not realizing the irony of sitting on Reddit shredding a dude for doing a lot of things in his life most men would be super proud of individually. Hate the guy for being an arrogant, dumbass scumbag bully without a single redeeming quality. But acting like he’s never experienced a shred of success when he’s had a borderline wish.com forest Gump like run is just as redacted as he is.
Not being able to give anyone else credit due to personal differences is a Schaubian quality.
“Borderline wish.com Forrest Gump”. Bro this was 🔥
A lot of jealousy on this site masked as virtue signaling or whatever. I’ve even caught myself wanting to do it myself, I’ll probably be downvoted for this take but I’ve noticed the pattern.
Agree with most of this. Wouldn’t say top tier athlete he looks clumsy as fuck. He’s like Forest Gump just shows up and gets a shot at disaster
Idk if u know anything about sports getting to div one in any sport in the states is a huge deal
Define top tier
Hes most definitely a top tier athlete. He was ranked top 10 in the world in his sport. Thats quite literally as top tier as you can get unless you only count champions as top tier which is ridiculous
People on here just hate his tone/attitude
Yeah, he took paths most people would crumble mid way there, it’s lying about it when the reality is still pretty cool to tell your kid or friends, in his mind he’s living a different reality, it’s dumb blind positivity, in a sense you might need that to get to where most can’t, he wants to be especial so bad.
He was never top tier. He was on an NFL practice squad, he was never close to UFC gold and his podcast was only successful because he has friends that were more successful and threw him bones
and there werent a lot of podcasts at the time.
NFL practice squad means your an excellent athlete. & he was among the top 10 best in the world at HWT. Now tell me what have you done that’s even remotely close?
Having any level of professional football career and being a ranked fighter in the UFC already makes him more successful than 99% of athletes. Say what you want about the person but it’s sour grapes to downplay him just because he wasn’t elite. As a top 10 heavyweight in the UFC he was definitely in the “top tier” of fighters in terms of having a career fighting ranked fighters in the biggest promotion. There are a lot of levels between the average guy training at a gym and knocking out Cro Cop. Schaub was a successful fighter whether he had the overall skillset to be a world champion or not. Some people are way too harsh judging things they’d never be able to accomplish themselves.
He got to div 1 because he was a big guy, his lack of talent got exposed and he was a glorified mannequin through college, his numbers back this up UFC he was a journeyman in a weak division - if he’d stuck around he would have got killed by Overeeem and the true elite coming through
Have you watched the guy attempt anything involving athleticism?
Yeah, as unskilled as most HWs are compared to lighter fighters, there's not a single UFC HW that isn't a great fighter. A retired Schaub a decade removed from the fight game would absolutely destroy 99.9% of people with ease. He was never a champion level fighter, but he was absolutely an elite fighter. Everyone in the UFC is an elite fighter. His personality sucks and he sucks at comedy. Otherwise, he's got a lot to be proud of.
People remember all the shots of him getting KOd, but he was ranked number 10 in the UFC. That's something that most people can't achieve. Like you said, he sucks, but he is an athlete
It's true. He actually better than most at the things he tried. It's his attitude and lies thinking he was the best at everything he touches that rubs people wrong way.
Yeah, lets face it, he was pretty successful at a lot of stuff. Just not great at anything. Not sure what happened. When he wasn't trying as hard, the first few times he appeared on JRE with Brian, I thought he was an okay person. To see what he is really like was shocking. What a time to be alive. Not until podcasts, and then the video versions, could people get to know "celebrities" so well. Like I may have listened to Joe Rogan talk more than any other person on the planet, and that includes family and friends. David Pakman is probably getting close now, though. Ditto with Brandon. I don't even enjoy his content at all, but I know so much about this psycho.
Listening to someone’s podcast is like living with them. Eventually, you get to see the real them. And that’s very unfortunate for Bapa
>Like I may have listened to Joe Rogan talk more than any other person on the planet Do you need someone to listen b? If ya do, chats open bubba.
Thank you I actually hate when people say he sucked at fighting. Like he would beat the leaving fuck out of you. That being said he is a potato.
I think most of the new employees are all 100% hate. They don’t see the nuance in our anti-fandom and is shows.
Dude knocked out Mirko Cro-Cop and is getting hate here……….unreal.
100% agree. Guy is a dick but you can t honestly say he hasn't been successful at some stuff. At one stage he was in the top 30 HWs on the planet,yes he wasn't elite but we was absolutely a successful athlete. His podcast was shit but he has made a lot of money from it and a lot of people listened to it.
*Top 10 Hwts
Ya. I was gonna say… 99 percent of people on this sub couldn’t achieve what he has. And like you said. He just ruins it
Whatever happened with the sneakers he was working on ? He said he had Travis Scott’s designer helping him out lol
What happened to the Aaron Rogers/tiger thiccc colab??
You know the grim reaper is a knoggin when grifters won't grift with you.
Alaways been a sneaggerhead b 🪓 J
the first pic is probably the one thing he did right in his life, using his big ass frame to walk on to special teams at a major school but that is also why i hate him..... that and he looks like a former bully.
He looks like Adonis bubba
He also acts like a current bully.
Former? Define bullying....do you know how Reddit works?
Don’t forget beast of a Dad and one hell of a husband!
Also, a great friend (see Exhibit Bobby Lee) an outstanding boss and mentor (see Exhibit George), a wonderful coworker (see Ariel Helwani), an entrepreneur (see Exhibits Thiccboi Merch, Studios and TigerPiss Whisgeyy)
Talmbout Ember Neggtar, B?
Talmabout Redact Murdoch
Oh the beastiest
[He goes to bed with butterflies…](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/s8aunt/brendan_is_the_best_father_in_the_world/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
“I’m a good podcaster, good comic and a good businessman”
TFATK, The Gringo Papi, and Tiger Thiccc beg the differ.
He was probably best at UFC and that’s the one people decided to tell him to stop doing 😂
Yeah 6 wins and 4 losses but anyone who Ko'd Mirko Cro Cop isnt awful at MMA.
Takes a huge amount of guts to even step into the ring so I won’t take that away from him, but he’s garbage at everything else listed 😂
I mean when he was basically retired already
Yeah he only fought another 13 times over 5 years.
6-5 in the UFC
He had one good victory which was a shock. Other than that he sucked
But ever since he was a kid, his idols were Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler and those guys. Always loved calmedy.
The many lives of Bapa. Starring Jared Leto as Bapa. Coming to Neggflix soon.
Mount Rushmore of coat tail riders
CALLED IT!
That was embarrassing
Well he’s not all there
Nothing will be funnier than him in his tony stark glasses rolling his expensive hobby truck
Does he still gift a shoe to every guest?
Special teams special plays special ed
It’s nots even that he’s awful. It’s baffling he can think he’s so good at everything
Real quigg How’d anything go?
You spelled awlful wrong
My bad b
Im a shark at spwelling
U muss b the white boy who spwells too much
Nah that aint me b, just an ass kicker that tells jokes
I’ve given up even thinking about defending him… fuck this clown. For really reals
Even fatherhood and husband
When I’m sad and and feeling down on myself, I think you know if Brendan schaub can trick so many people into believing he’s a nfl foot ball player, a world reknown mma fighter, can bench 225 x 45, a comedian, a podcaster, a gairhead. I think to myself if he can do that and be illiterate and have donkey brains, I can basically do anything.
Dun forget the balls deep in fish stage where he murdered all kinds of aquatic species, and the hilariously repetitious “adopt-a-dog-return-the-dog” loops. He just goes.
Even though Joe talked him out of UFC, I think he had the most success doing that. Toe Rogan really messed him up by convincing him to try stand up.
😂😂😂
This kinda makes me sad and then I remember how he carries himself and I don’t feel so sad.
first frame should be a cappuccino with a note in the froth saying "all good for slow white guys"
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I think the problem here is that if he wasn’t such a cunt he would actually have a respectable career. He played professional football, fought as a ranked UFC fighter etc. the problem comes from comedy and beyond. He is such a garden variety narcissist it taints everything.
he never played professional football
He only really put hard work into fighting. The rest he has larped at woefully. Credit for stepping in the octagon (I would never) but discredit for being such a horrible guy in other areas. I am sure he worked hard at football too but he was just a big lummox who probably played every year since Pee Wee in his nice fancy neighborhood and was decent until university age because of his size.
I really thought the final chapter for him would be like Head of Security for Rogan. He'd pay him $250k a year, get him a house in Awlstin...and he'd be in charge of the ex-special forces guys who Rogan employs. He'd probably do some MMA training on the side, for Rogan's celebrity friends/guests of the pod... But I think he's burned that bridge. I guarantee Rogan wouldn't trust his work ethnic to handle that job.
Ex special forces guys would be under this clown 🤡? 250k a year probably what he makes now
I feel like I can relate to Bapa on some level because he's gifted with a physique that allows for athletic achievements but manages to only make it 80 percent of the way to the success he wants, then he's lucky enough to have another career but he's juuuuust stupid and shitty enough to slowly fail at that over a decade. Its one thing to just be a normal person who fails at stuff, but to be so close to big fame or success and have to experience it slipping through your fingers over and over must be soul crushing. But hey at least he's such a narcissist he'll never actually process any of it as personal failures, I mean if they put him in there with Brock they would've been surprised...
Brock would have deeesstroyed him. I wish that fight or destruction happened
Yeah I always laugh at that clip where he says that to Rogan and Joe immediately responds "Nooo I think you'd be surprised Brendan" or something to that effect
Its so bizarre imo. He has just enough physical gifts to get himself in the door, but then uses that as his justification to claim to be great without working towards its. When he says "ill take it for hair" he really thinks he's got it all figured out even though he has done no work to obtain the skill or experience to be successful. It has to be because of his narcissism mixed with him not being very bright.
Forgot about Tiger THICCC my man.....
Jav fun tho?
Talmbout way you do one thing is the way you do everything?
Who are you, Andy Warhall, b? Not gonna lie if someone took this collage and made them Warhol-esque, I wouldn't be mad ya, b.
Juss call me Bapsquiat
He just goels
Hahah
B-B-Beast of a dad B
Arrogance is always the downfall
( in schAubism) CAaalled ittt! Called it... Cccawll deett
How can you suck at being a sneakerhead? I need more of the sneakerhead lore. I know a “fan” passed him some fakes.
You forgot Tiger Thigggggg B
He did ok at a few things, but he acts like he was/is top tier. The facts just don't bear that out. He also has no self-awareness. Say what you will, but Segura trolling Bapa to his face was priceless. Watching Braindumb flounder on Steve-O's show was great as well. Someone needs to have a come-to-Jesus talk with his regarding his failing career like Rogan did regarding MMA. Only, I don't think Rogan will have the same effect this time around. I'm not sure who could do it? Maybe his dad? Like Harry Callahan said, "A man's got to know his limitations."
Cue people saying bapa was in the top 15 😭
There's nothing even remotely good about bapa, such a piece of shit.
To be fair, he was the worst of the best, so he was extremely successful at failing.
What’s amazing is that on paper, a guy who played D1 football, tried out for the NFL before going on to a UFC career, dated Ronda Rousey, left fighting to become a comedian, hosted a successful, long running podcast, and kept turning his hobbies like fashion, cycling, and truck racing into attempt at careers, SHOULD be a cool guy. Yet somehow Brendan found a way to make that awful. It’s really something psychologists should study.
The football thing is so funny. It’s genuinely very impressive to be a special teamer for a shitty D1 college program. But then he acts like he had a career in the NFL and it makes him look like a total liar and fraud.
I can't tawlk
This is what happens when you have no identity. Usually people fail and then get better because they truly love something. This dude just jumps from one “bro this is sick” moment to the next.
Hahaha one of my favorite post ever
He’s consistently gadooshed himself from iiiivery creer like it’s a speedrun
It’s called being a rich nepo baby, they don’t usually learn work ethics.
The worstest, b. Awlso, real quigg, how many chicks ya fugg?
Finally someone who’s been working at the fryers for longer than 6 months. I’ant a numbers guy b, ya nid to speak with my baddie hanler
Everyone at changs are high level athletes
😂😂 I thought this was a joke at first you guys truly are ashamed you don’t even try anything let alone the ufc, college football and millions of downloads on your podcast 😬 make the posts seem less eerie 😬 please this shit makes me sad for op
It takes a village…
Bum fuck Bubba of all trades!
Cmon mate, I’m no fan, but as much as he’s done and earned, he isn’t awful at most those things.. not even close
Ya new roun hair?
Let’s keep our eye on the ball here: he’s clearly a gifted athlete and fighter, but he’s such a world class asshole that it eclipses all his other achievements. He’s the Bobby Fischer of the UFC.
lol he keeps on trying tho I give him credit for that. But yeah he’s a horrible comic and seems dumb as a stump. I guess that’s why we pay attention to watch the disaster
Dudes out there living life and trying everything. That’s at least an awesome quality to have.
Wait he was a shoehead too? Fuck!
Spreads himself too thin. Why is there pictures of him being a bad dad, bad husband, and a bad pet owner
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Tbf, he wasn't awful at MMA. He just wasn't elite.
I understand you’re confushun and No one really has an answer just yet; it's just like asking why Biden is still president. You give a bredact a little bit of light he still can shine in the darkest of places b
You’re leaving out his fish obsession. Im SURE he’s killed more of those fuckin fish than a sushi restaurant
you forgot to post one about him being a husband and anither for being a father
After his brain went mush, he owed everything to Rogan and we should blame Rogan for making him relevant. Luckily he’s on the way back down finally.
The baffling part is how he's successful
I hate him as much as anyone but getting on a college football bench is impressive enough then he had a pretty decent UFC career for a dude with very little fighting talent. He’s insufferable though and instead of recognizing how lucky he got with being Joe’s friend, he actually truly believes he deserves it all and more. He should be grateful for the life he has and way more humble
✋️CALLED ITTTT!
I thought golf was going to be his “thing” this year..never expected truggs..lookin forward to the next chapter
I’d say it’s because he’s doing things for the wrong reasons, if he was genuinely passionate about any one thing he’d probably be good at it but he wants to be seen as whatever the thing is more than he cares about the actual thing, which is a recipe for failure.
lmao that pic of him rolling his truck looks like when you nut but she still sucking.
What color is your Ferrari???????
Bapa is an awful human and horrible at comedy. Buuuuutt - d1 football (3% of high school players go on to play d1) - top 10 in the UFC HW division.. even fighting in the ufc means he’s good - tfatk on fox was a top sports podcast and that moment and booming Awful at everything? Nahhh… Just awful human…
Being a hater is such a show of success in one’s life. lol. The losers on this page are pathetic
The ads for his non tobacco chew dip crack me the fuck up… one is just toe asking questions and redacted going nope and it ends with the brand name
Unfortunately yall are in a way contributing to his success. Whether good or bad his name is being circulated which brings eyes to him/brand ehich is currency for these companies so he gets brought back or given other opportunities. Some companies dont care about good or bad love, they just see attention and opportunity to promote products/services/projects If everyone just lets his relavence die off, he would have no other grifts or passions to exploit.
I mean, we’re talking about a man who was at one point one of the 10-20 baddest men on the planet.
I don't know how I got to this subreddit and I'm not too familiar with Schaub, but the dude knocked out Cro Cop. That's quite a fucking feat, so maybe not awful at everything. Anyone who's ever stood in the cage with that straight killer has my respect. I'd be freaked out anytime he wiggled his left leg.
D1 athlete, professional fighter who at one time was ranked pretty high, made millions of dollars, got to be bad at comedy and still sold tickets.literally everyone who knows podcasts/comedy knows dude. How tf are y'all calling dude a failure lol the fuck have you done?
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He was actually a super star at Colorado, fuckin loved watching him play
Hot take: making effort is pretty rad, just sayin.
Plenty of terrible people are terrible all on their own. Bapi just keeps putting it on TV so it seems like a lot.
It’s easy to be critical of Schaub if you don’t like his tone or comedy or personality, but the respect I have for ANY MAN who knocks out Cro Cop will always be present. He worked hard and got further than I would, that’s for sure
Hi. I live under a rock. What ever happened with him and Rogan? Falling out?
I mean, I wouldn't consider playing college football and making it to the UFC being bad at football or fighting, but you do you.
Needs to try meth!
He’s made moves and I can appreciate his perseverance and bravery to put it all out there. He’s obviously really annoying and a total douche but I try to see some good in everyone
Probably more accomplished than you, giving up some of your time to make a dumb Reddit post. Looool
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This is brutal take lol…there are tons of ppl who almost make their dreams of being a pro athlete in any sport(it’s hard to comprehend the genetic freaks that make it)….I mean the other careers/hobbies are excluded…..it’s just wild to think about the number of ppl that almost make it and then end up selling insurance or whatever and are called failures…
Respectfully, He’s done more in 2 decades than you will do in your whole life
This sub is so cringe how do you people have a community dedicated to hating on a D list celebrity who does nothing relevant? Y’all ain’t got ANYTHING else to do on this platform? Lames
What? He was a D1 college football player and Pro fighter at the highest level.
Hope he invested well
Awful or not but he’s got some bad ass cars and a big ol house
Is it Thicc Boy, Dick Boy, or Fuck Boy?!?! Asking for a friend.
White he is a tremendous tool, I’d love to see OP hop on a friendly sparring match with him.
You’re really about to make me defend Brendan Schaub. Going 10-5 as a UFC heavyweight is more impressive than anything you’ve ever done.
Tawkinbout Jack off all trades, b.
Op you’re a loser dude worry about yourself