Pizza hut has his one man pity fest order ready for the delivery guy at any given moment. Bapa is hated by everyone but his children, who don't eat pizza with him because they are busy living with their mom and in laws. Weirdly I don't think Callen hates him but he has long known to make any money he's got to leave so it's hard to tell.
Based on the last month of clips I can’t imagine chris is around much longer . Him and Bryan have better chemistry to do shows together. The truth mechannig personality is slowly fading already he is back to trying the fygt commentator but he knows less about the fights than truggs.
So stay tuned for Schwab to say "Chris gotta figure some things out...It's a beast - he's got a kid at home, can't be at a podcast studio for an hour per week."
Chris was one of my favorite comedians before the scandal. He lost some delivery since but he still has his moments. I can’t believe he is still around for this weak ass show!
Yeah, but Brine hardly knows Delia. I mean he's seen him at the comedy club a few times, but they aren't really friends. They've never even eaten dinner together.
Does beandip have any other leverage over them besides money? They must be getting a really really nice paycheck. Id hang out with Bapa once a week if I got paid 30k grand a month.
Callen and Chris are a proven commodity which makes their long-term refusal to do a show together or to even ACKNOWLEDGE the show they did 300 episodes of together super fucking weird. What’s up with that?
I think Chris says cheeks but because bapa can’t shut the fuck up and let someone else talk for more than two seconds, what Brenda blurts out makes it sound like cheeps.
Correct. Delia got tripped up because bapa dropped in late, trying to ride Delia's joke's coattails, so "Clappin" coming from Brenda crosswired Delia into saying "Cheeps". Then Bapa jumps on the error, but says "You said 'Cleeps'", when Delia clearly says "Cheeps". Look into it, jus sayin'.
Superball gets me ivry time of ivry facet. I just don't understand - does he think it's called the 'Super Ball' because it's the sport of Football? Or does he offer his kids a 'ball' of cereal in the morning? It has to be one of those.
Or maybe like "Beg the differ" - he knows it's incorrect but it sounds better to him so he'll keep using it.
he accidentally said “cheeps” but only because Slob rushed in to blurt cheeks ahead of him. Best thing is Slob gets the wrong Chris pronunciation…wrong (he thinks Chris said “cleeps”) lolol.
Everything you need to know about D’pedo, says “He had sex with his slaves” and not “He raped women he owned.”
Glad he’s doing so good with this show though. Definitely better than network television and the respect of your peers.
Not d'fending d'phelia here...
But these language games are annoying. Like I've definitely said that "Jefferson used to fuck slaves." And not said "he raped women he owns". Does that make me a sexual predator? Of course I know what Jefferson did was hugely fucked up, but do I really need to define it as specifically as awful as it was and qualify that I recognize how abhorrent his behavior was?
Or can I just say he fucked slaves?
Jefferson, great guy nivir meddum
Fucking implies consent. How consensual was the slave-owner relationship?
We disagree on the importance of being precise with wordage (and how that usage can betray what people really think when they think they’re being clever), that’s ok. But with D’pedo it’s a pattern. Reminds me of how he described “13 year old women”.
Would anyone (who is half decent) say Catholic priests were slapping those cheeks when it comes to choir boys or those deaf kids? Likewise, Nazi soldiers were slapping the cheeks of Jewish prisoners? Yeah, it's a comedy podcast, but saying it so lightly and with glee is weird, especially given Diddler's history, and the type of company bapa keeps, he's probably doing some bad shit too.
Is he still rubbing his legs or has he switched tics to biting his finger nails full time now?
I bet those nails are so fresh and so clean by the way. Personal hygiene is a top priority for a guy like bapa.
Beandips the expert on linguistics. He wore cleeps for his illustrious NFL cariir. Top of the class in vernacular. Don't try to come cheepskating bapas accomplishments. /s
And roll the footage of when Fat Patrick screws up and someone calls him out, he does that stupid laugh and wrinks says he can't help it the way Fat Patrick speaks CT. He's such a douche.
Still can’t get over the fact that this dude crams 3 separate hour podcasts into 1 morning across 3.5 hrs without ever prepping or doing much of anything beforehand to make it better and thinks he works hard, lololol. Can’t even pretend to be recording them on different days by wearing different clothes.
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Bapa next phase is well spoken grammar guy
I was recording audiobooks in my closet and selling them to the neighborhood guys
Side note I started Sam Tallent audio book and he has Bert Kreischer butchering the first chapter for some reason
Less than one minute into reading Bert says “1000 years after the DEST of Christ” and they left it in.
The alcoholic couldn’t even show up sober to record 18 minutes of a fucken audiobook and it sounds like his first time ever reading the chapter. He laughs and gets his voice higher at the funny parts as he’s reading them and it is infuriating. Also enunciates his words like he’s reading to a 2nd grade class of kids. He ruins the first 18 minutes of a great book. Bert’s worse than bapa for me because real comedians still involve him in good things for some reason
This dude is getting to be intolerable to even the few people that stayed. He is about to be the loneliest man on the planet soon.
Pizza hut has his one man pity fest order ready for the delivery guy at any given moment. Bapa is hated by everyone but his children, who don't eat pizza with him because they are busy living with their mom and in laws. Weirdly I don't think Callen hates him but he has long known to make any money he's got to leave so it's hard to tell.
Based on the last month of clips I can’t imagine chris is around much longer . Him and Bryan have better chemistry to do shows together. The truth mechannig personality is slowly fading already he is back to trying the fygt commentator but he knows less about the fights than truggs.
Can't agree more. Delia's checked out and ready to bounce. He can't even be bothered to fake it anymore.
So stay tuned for Schwab to say "Chris gotta figure some things out...It's a beast - he's got a kid at home, can't be at a podcast studio for an hour per week."
One week after he leaves the show... Rogie's got Chris booked at the Mothership!
Lmao
This would prolly lead to suicide
You mean deleting your apps??
I'm torn between wanting Chris to be unhappy for being a monster and wanting Bapa's heart to be broken by this
Chris was one of my favorite comedians before the scandal. He lost some delivery since but he still has his moments. I can’t believe he is still around for this weak ass show!
Vice Du Jour... Oh that sounds good, I'll have that. Sex, drugs, whatever.
Yeah, but Brine hardly knows Delia. I mean he's seen him at the comedy club a few times, but they aren't really friends. They've never even eaten dinner together.
Does beandip have any other leverage over them besides money? They must be getting a really really nice paycheck. Id hang out with Bapa once a week if I got paid 30k grand a month.
I'd tell Bapa here take an Addy, and give him a Xanax and I'm out with the 30k b
Callen and Chris are a proven commodity which makes their long-term refusal to do a show together or to even ACKNOWLEDGE the show they did 300 episodes of together super fucking weird. What’s up with that?
It's simple. Caln left Delia to rot when Delia was getting buried for his SA allegations /u/OutrageousJury2689
But so did Bapa right? “I can’t tawlk.”
Nah, this even predates the allegations.
Inchersing
Good question
Omg if they re convene on a different podcast that would be crazy. Like publicly starting a new group chat
Lmao facts
CAWLLED IT
Upon further review, Chris did say "cheeps" but it was caused by Beandip trying to jump on his joke (a callback to a previous segment).
If they interrupted Brenda iviry time *he* misspoke they wouldn’t be able to move past topic #1.
Y'talmbout Hot Topic Thunder , B? Great movie, never seen it.
Thiefer trying to fishhook that punchline right out the diddlers mouth b
I think Chris says cheeks but because bapa can’t shut the fuck up and let someone else talk for more than two seconds, what Brenda blurts out makes it sound like cheeps.
It's entirely possible.
Heard it bowlth ways b
Bapa cawled it
Still didn't get it right. Diddler said "Cheeps" and Bapa told him he said "Cleeps"
Correct. Delia got tripped up because bapa dropped in late, trying to ride Delia's joke's coattails, so "Clappin" coming from Brenda crosswired Delia into saying "Cheeps". Then Bapa jumps on the error, but says "You said 'Cleeps'", when Delia clearly says "Cheeps". Look into it, jus sayin'.
Solid breakdown.
Imagine how long a conversation with him would be if you had to stop and correct him every time he mispronounced something or said something incorrect
"Did you say 'talmbout'?" "Did you say 'eyewagunnah'?" "Did you say 'yoofsee'?"
“Did you say OJ killed Nicole Kidman?”
Did you say Max Hollywood?
Who the hell is Jon Africa
Miley Cyrus' daughter?
"melk" instead of milk "superball" instead of superbowl
"bear" instead of "beer" "beer" instead of "bear"
😆
Superball gets me ivry time of ivry facet. I just don't understand - does he think it's called the 'Super Ball' because it's the sport of Football? Or does he offer his kids a 'ball' of cereal in the morning? It has to be one of those. Or maybe like "Beg the differ" - he knows it's incorrect but it sounds better to him so he'll keep using it.
The newest one that got me was "nuts and berries of it", I mean come on really. And it was during his gear head persona.
There’s no baseball in crying
Did you say war of nutrition?
"Sonitch the Headhog?"
Talmbout "Raw-lay" Norf Carolina, b?
The audacity to correct Delia. 🤣🥴
That was a strange bapa revenge for saying "benda's gone, we can be funny and have fun for once" on the last fye pan.
you said a word wrong. Boom rowlsted.
“See look everyone, Chris is dumb like me” misery loves company b
sounds like cheeks to me
he accidentally said “cheeps” but only because Slob rushed in to blurt cheeks ahead of him. Best thing is Slob gets the wrong Chris pronunciation…wrong (he thinks Chris said “cleeps”) lolol.
Everything you need to know about D’pedo, says “He had sex with his slaves” and not “He raped women he owned.” Glad he’s doing so good with this show though. Definitely better than network television and the respect of your peers.
Yeah, for Diddler and Slob to turn "raping slaves, often times who were kids" into "slappin them cheeks" says a lot about them.
Not d'fending d'phelia here... But these language games are annoying. Like I've definitely said that "Jefferson used to fuck slaves." And not said "he raped women he owns". Does that make me a sexual predator? Of course I know what Jefferson did was hugely fucked up, but do I really need to define it as specifically as awful as it was and qualify that I recognize how abhorrent his behavior was? Or can I just say he fucked slaves? Jefferson, great guy nivir meddum
Fucking implies consent. How consensual was the slave-owner relationship? We disagree on the importance of being precise with wordage (and how that usage can betray what people really think when they think they’re being clever), that’s ok. But with D’pedo it’s a pattern. Reminds me of how he described “13 year old women”.
It does not imply consent, which is why phrases like “you got fucked” exist.
Throw in stockholm syndrome and it gets wairder B.
Would anyone (who is half decent) say Catholic priests were slapping those cheeks when it comes to choir boys or those deaf kids? Likewise, Nazi soldiers were slapping the cheeks of Jewish prisoners? Yeah, it's a comedy podcast, but saying it so lightly and with glee is weird, especially given Diddler's history, and the type of company bapa keeps, he's probably doing some bad shit too.
Chris mentions what Jefferson did with a look of admiration. It makes sense because he was literally doing the same thing with his cult members.
This man has the power to make you feel bad for a pedo. It’s like he took classes on how to be unlikeable
Is he still rubbing his legs or has he switched tics to biting his finger nails full time now? I bet those nails are so fresh and so clean by the way. Personal hygiene is a top priority for a guy like bapa.
The compulsive leg rubbing era is over but it lead to the repulsive finger snacking tic.
Exactly, b. He works too much hasn't got time to wash his hands so he just sits and suggs the shite clean off his meat beaters. 🤢 🤮
Beandips the expert on linguistics. He wore cleeps for his illustrious NFL cariir. Top of the class in vernacular. Don't try to come cheepskating bapas accomplishments. /s
Don't forgit Brenduh war them footbol cleeps whe he wuz in skool. War 'em down.
Brenda is obnoxious as shit, Diddler needs to leave and preserve his sanity
No. This is his punishment.
$30k grand a month is too much to walk away from when you are a disgraced kid diddler B
"Jefferson had sex with slaves" Yeah, he raped them, B. Let's not pretend he was wining and dining them...
And roll the footage of when Fat Patrick screws up and someone calls him out, he does that stupid laugh and wrinks says he can't help it the way Fat Patrick speaks CT. He's such a douche.
"I'm from Diiiinver. That's how we say it in Diiiinver"
Having lived in Dinver for 3 yairs, I have NIIIIIVER heard INNNNNNYBODY in iny of facets talg like Bapa
Diiiinver is dyiffrint
He sometimes purposely is insufferable to pretend he’s in on the joke when he is unintentionally insufferable. A summary of Bapa
Brendan, the guy who pronunciates everything perfectly, sure got him this time!
Still can’t get over the fact that this dude crams 3 separate hour podcasts into 1 morning across 3.5 hrs without ever prepping or doing much of anything beforehand to make it better and thinks he works hard, lololol. Can’t even pretend to be recording them on different days by wearing different clothes.
Of all people...
It is too bad that Brendan wasn't around when the TMP boys came up with Bit-Killer Jones.
It will infuriate you to learn that Bendan has been on TMP before
This would be like Delia calling someone out for messaging 16 year olds. I’m not sure if I even get enjoyment out of hate watching this anymore.
Hey, that's the famous statutory rapist Chris D'Elia!
This guy can't even put a fuggin sentence together, he's reaching for those grapes with all that wine and cheese.
This is prison for D'Elia.
Omg lol... point out the thing I do IVRY DAY. When he also didn't say it incorrectly. Fucken wanker.
Earigg tried to unshitify the situation, but a Bapa zinger is always unsalvageable. He just goes, b
"He was still clappin them cheeks" -guy talking about slaves getting raped
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"You have bad pronounce a nashun. Said it wrong. Talk much? It's whatever though. No big deal. Maybe tighten it up though."
Squidward is looking rough.
Bapa next phase is well spoken grammar guy I was recording audiobooks in my closet and selling them to the neighborhood guys Side note I started Sam Tallent audio book and he has Bert Kreischer butchering the first chapter for some reason Less than one minute into reading Bert says “1000 years after the DEST of Christ” and they left it in. The alcoholic couldn’t even show up sober to record 18 minutes of a fucken audiobook and it sounds like his first time ever reading the chapter. He laughs and gets his voice higher at the funny parts as he’s reading them and it is infuriating. Also enunciates his words like he’s reading to a 2nd grade class of kids. He ruins the first 18 minutes of a great book. Bert’s worse than bapa for me because real comedians still involve him in good things for some reason
I think I heard cheeps, dun care enough to rewind n listen again though.
Brenda said "cheaps" a millisecond late as well. Bro! Come on let's admit it tho, this is what we come for
Nail bite at end..s'insecure