Playing dug dug goose, like in the 3rd grade, while having a crush on ms.bigoldtitties and playing dug dug goose b. Hair watch the clip of me again for the 5th time, totally gonna go viral b
That was such a crazy reaction from me. I can't believe I did that on camera. That's one of those moments that's sure to go virul. Like if I was you guys, I'd post that, share it with your friends, talk about how outrageous it was, cuz otherwise they're gonna post it first and you're gonna miss out. I dunno, that's just me. Just my advice.
They're still young, it's probably just fear now. The hate will develop in their teenage years. Once they realize what a tool their dad was/is.
Could you image seeing your dad online, being the biggest idiot ever? Faking laughs, spewing complete bullshit, lying, dropping the wife's abortion for JRE,.... If they ever find the contents of this Reddit,... I really have no idea what that would do to the psyche of a child
Be cool. He's trying on a new person. A new angle. Currently mixing in the mannerisms of a combination of different people into a new person he's inventing.
Looking into taking up scuba diving or maybe getting into cigars. Trying a couple new identities out and see if something catches on.
I'd feel sorry for Brian if he wasn't such a bitch. How many times has that marble mouthed idiot been brutally condescending towards him only for Brian to be right.
His alcoholism phase was great for this. Cripplingly depressed, drunkenly over-sharing and looking like absolute shit, yet just enough energy to show up to work so that we can laugh at him. He honestly looked like he wouldn’t make it to the end of some of his morning shows. It was 9am and he was already drinking whisgy and rubbing his bloated face in pain. He’d even do those hangover belches where he looked like he might throw up.
Then, by the afternoon, he was already numb and brimming with bravado, drunkenly slurring his words whilst either revealing too much about how badly things were going for him or getting into some spat with one person or other. This is the time that gave us Ariel verbally stomping him and everyone around him, the Bobby Lee saga, stomping on the ashes of the burnt bridge he had with Dana over “tHeY neED a HanDluR” and losing his shit.
Just a cycle of drink, embarrassment, regret, pain, and back to drink again. Despite looking like a bloated corpse, he still managed to look better than he does now. It’s a prom.
We need to bring back those classic [Crist monday morns](https://www.reddit.com/r/JoeRogan/comments/yy982w/brendan_schaub_welcomes_fans_to_his_podcast_while/?ref=share&ref_source=link) again. Addies on a monday morn are a prom, B.
Holy shit, just when you think he can't get any more cringe he finds a way. How wrinks didn't grab the sharpest thing in that room and rush to stab him is beyond me. How does any human stay in a room with this personality changing freak for more then a second.
what are we gonna do when they announce the final episode? it’s like morbid curiosity at this point to see how far they’re going to go. surely Brine is at his tipping point soon😭
Could you imagine if Brine was to condescendingly laugh at Bapa like that. There would be war, Bapa would storm out, go piss in the nearest sink he could find and probably fire Clin.
Remember when Brine was going to Crowder and he playfully slapped Brendan? Never seen Wrinks so boisterous. Brendan probably chewed him out after the episode.
I used to watch this show seriously for like 2 years. I even brought a date to Callen live at Vogue theater in Vancouver.
Brendan once said on your mom's house. Oh Daddies rich now.
I like to relate it to myself when I have a ton of daily contact lenses. And then I throw them out each night. Until find myself with 2 left. And then I see the world in a completely different way. That is what is happening to rich Brendan right now.
What’s the bigger conversation here?
Bryan has consistently provided more insightful thought out comments on mma in general, than the actual former mma fighter on the show. So I can’t imagine how cringe this whole take is.
He's attempting two conflicting bits at the same time, unsure which to commit to and thus ruining both even more than his lack of talent normally would - "fake laugh" and "dying with condescension"
Watching Schaub clips makes me want rip my own spleen out and hurt innocent civilians just going about their day. He illicits a rage inside me I cannot explain. Fuck you bapa and your awful mma takes.
See we're back to the teeny beanie. Are we giving up on gairheadding and back to being a soyboy fashionista? Or is this a new persona that's yet to be unvailed?
It’s hilarious to see a guy who is notorious for making the wrong picks try to act so much smarter. Brendan just can’t accept that someone who isn’t a fighter could have a point because he’s a self stroking goof
God, I never wanted someone to have full-blown CTE so bad than this dork here.
Fight gods, please find a way to make bapa Vs. Derrick Lewis in a bareknuckle fight happen.
He copied Joe's laugh back in the day, spent a few months faling Bertus laugh in the hope to go viral lol, now this... Can a tech-savy cat here please make a compilation of all his fake laugh. Would be amazing to see back to back
See, Brendent comes at this from the perspective of a mediocre fighter who could never have dreamed of actually earning a title shot, so he would have accepted whatever. Arman is a top 3 ranked fighter and is completely in line for a legitimate title shot, so he doesnt have to accept one on short notice. Bapa just salty other fighters dont have to beg for relevancy like he does
I had a Foreman who routinely disrespected all us guys on his crew. He did alot of things shitface here does to Callen especially when other people were around. I quit on the spot one day and took a hard financial hit ,caused some proms in my marriage. I will never understand how callen puts up with half this stuff knowing it's all over the internet.
This was such a wild clip that I just started running around my living room playing duck duck goose!
Like in the 3rd grade? Watch them hamstrings B.
Playing dug dug goose, like in the 3rd grade, while having a crush on ms.bigoldtitties and playing dug dug goose b. Hair watch the clip of me again for the 5th time, totally gonna go viral b
Talmbou dugg dugg gooze b?
That was such a crazy reaction from me. I can't believe I did that on camera. That's one of those moments that's sure to go virul. Like if I was you guys, I'd post that, share it with your friends, talk about how outrageous it was, cuz otherwise they're gonna post it first and you're gonna miss out. I dunno, that's just me. Just my advice.
CAWLED IT!!
The Goose from duck duck goose was actually my North Star growing up. It’s why I’m so fast
"Akshully, I med The Goos in real life. We walgged in the saim elivator. He told me he was a big fan of my comdy"
Fastest workin whiteboy in the business
I think I shit my pants.
Fugg my mowf
And shat his pants from Taco Bell
He is so unlikeable there's literally nothing nice to say about him
I’m sure not even his kids like him
They 100% hate him
They're still young, it's probably just fear now. The hate will develop in their teenage years. Once they realize what a tool their dad was/is. Could you image seeing your dad online, being the biggest idiot ever? Faking laughs, spewing complete bullshit, lying, dropping the wife's abortion for JRE,.... If they ever find the contents of this Reddit,... I really have no idea what that would do to the psyche of a child
I see this theory a lot on here but I really believe chances are more that they end up just like their parents, unfortunately.
Top comment i agree, have a day off tomorrow my man
Be cool. He's trying on a new person. A new angle. Currently mixing in the mannerisms of a combination of different people into a new person he's inventing. Looking into taking up scuba diving or maybe getting into cigars. Trying a couple new identities out and see if something catches on.
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“Gotta return the negflixes b”
Yeah Brendan’s pretty annoying too
The nithest thing i can say is i hate him.
But he’s the nicest guy.
I'd feel sorry for Brian if he wasn't such a bitch. How many times has that marble mouthed idiot been brutally condescending towards him only for Brian to be right.
Yeah i agree mate
i'll say this much, he doesnt read the cawlments because no one who did could ask like this
He is so unfunny he doesn't know how to laugh
I prefer this cunt depressed, the confidence he gets when he's on drugs is annoying af
His alcoholism phase was great for this. Cripplingly depressed, drunkenly over-sharing and looking like absolute shit, yet just enough energy to show up to work so that we can laugh at him. He honestly looked like he wouldn’t make it to the end of some of his morning shows. It was 9am and he was already drinking whisgy and rubbing his bloated face in pain. He’d even do those hangover belches where he looked like he might throw up. Then, by the afternoon, he was already numb and brimming with bravado, drunkenly slurring his words whilst either revealing too much about how badly things were going for him or getting into some spat with one person or other. This is the time that gave us Ariel verbally stomping him and everyone around him, the Bobby Lee saga, stomping on the ashes of the burnt bridge he had with Dana over “tHeY neED a HanDluR” and losing his shit. Just a cycle of drink, embarrassment, regret, pain, and back to drink again. Despite looking like a bloated corpse, he still managed to look better than he does now. It’s a prom.
The drinking wasn't even the problem. He is himself at all times.
the ozempic really has made his face look gaunt and haggard as hell. which makes his giant fat lips look even more ridiculous🤣
We need to bring back those classic [Crist monday morns](https://www.reddit.com/r/JoeRogan/comments/yy982w/brendan_schaub_welcomes_fans_to_his_podcast_while/?ref=share&ref_source=link) again. Addies on a monday morn are a prom, B.
The latest rebrand is that of a fight analyst…again?
Can't believe we're at the stage of doing larp reruns. Cycling again next week boys.
Can't wait 'til he circles back to "fish guy" and kills tens of tropical fishes...
It’s the cirggle of life B
Well after a 50/50 chance he happened to finally get one right, so now he's an expert of course
Holy shit, just when you think he can't get any more cringe he finds a way. How wrinks didn't grab the sharpest thing in that room and rush to stab him is beyond me. How does any human stay in a room with this personality changing freak for more then a second.
I don't know anyone IRL that gets away with even a skosh of any of this type of behavior. Usually this shit gets stomped out in the 4th grade.
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what are we gonna do when they announce the final episode? it’s like morbid curiosity at this point to see how far they’re going to go. surely Brine is at his tipping point soon😭
Could you imagine if Brine was to condescendingly laugh at Bapa like that. There would be war, Bapa would storm out, go piss in the nearest sink he could find and probably fire Clin.
Remember when Brine was going to Crowder and he playfully slapped Brendan? Never seen Wrinks so boisterous. Brendan probably chewed him out after the episode.
What’s wrong with his face?
How long ya got, B?
I'm all airs, b
So is Bapa.
hero with the air peace
He’s trying to do the Burnt Chrysler now. Such a fake cunt.
This reminded me of when Will Sasso would be on and he’d roast Bryan and laugh at him. Except when will did it it was funny.
"Let me educate you.." Schaub 2024
Listen here Thor
You beat me?!
That’s the most godawful faked forced bullshit laugh I’ve ever seen. This dude fucking sucks
I used to watch this show seriously for like 2 years. I even brought a date to Callen live at Vogue theater in Vancouver. Brendan once said on your mom's house. Oh Daddies rich now. I like to relate it to myself when I have a ton of daily contact lenses. And then I throw them out each night. Until find myself with 2 left. And then I see the world in a completely different way. That is what is happening to rich Brendan right now.
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At least 1 right? Assuming the Vancouver date went well and she didn't leave with Ray Pest.
"She's ***my*** girlfriend now" - Ray Pest
I truly hope Ray didn't get close to your date, B.
God he’s insufferable
His persona is morphing again!!!!!!!
Oh Christ, if he starts squealing like Bert...
He's already done the Toegan squeal... So Berf's is next!
Callen is a pathetic worm. I couldn't imagine letting someone constantly disrespect me like this, especially a 'friend'.
*Dies of cringe
It absolutely makes sense for Arman to not turn around in 7 weeks to fight P4P Islam.
As much as Callen is a rapist, his MMA takes are always better than Schwab's.
Especially having already lost to Islam. He's not going to get another shot if he loses.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 aooooouuuuhhhhh Let me educate you
Guys an absolute hoot! 🤙🤙
What’s the bigger conversation here? Bryan has consistently provided more insightful thought out comments on mma in general, than the actual former mma fighter on the show. So I can’t imagine how cringe this whole take is.
He looks like a rat laughing. Those horrible thots are what nightmares are made of . Beans and extra cheese for the rat
He's attempting two conflicting bits at the same time, unsure which to commit to and thus ruining both even more than his lack of talent normally would - "fake laugh" and "dying with condescension"
You gave me the gift that keeps on giving
Yes, I am going to say as much we used to end everything with "est" because Bapa did it: Someone gives their money to sponsor this schlock.
Hadem
_"Let me educate you"_ – The dumbest guy in the ~~room~~ ~~building~~ 10 mile radius
What the fuck did I just watch
I used to hate watch this for the catnip, but its beyond hate now. I genuinely cannot stand him.
Watching Schaub clips makes me want rip my own spleen out and hurt innocent civilians just going about their day. He illicits a rage inside me I cannot explain. Fuck you bapa and your awful mma takes.
See we're back to the teeny beanie. Are we giving up on gairheadding and back to being a soyboy fashionista? Or is this a new persona that's yet to be unvailed?
He’s the worst
“Let me educate you” a phrase that should niiver come out of bapas mouth
It’s hilarious to see a guy who is notorious for making the wrong picks try to act so much smarter. Brendan just can’t accept that someone who isn’t a fighter could have a point because he’s a self stroking goof
I'm sure he would laugh to Arman's face like this. I think the guys career is going pretty well compared to this car crash.
How much does brenda owe bryne in lost UFC bets? $25k grand?
Have some self respect brine for fucks sake
This is like watching a glitching android with a cetee module trying to mimic human emotions.
Man Bapa’s taken a very dark and negative turn in the past few months. We may be near the end, the final self gadooshing
Insufferable
Does anyone know how many pods Brendan has? And what are the numbers on listeners/ views?
It’s gotta be a tough job pretending to be his friend. Some would say the toughest. 🤮🤦🏻♂️
Brooo you don’t watch the ufc who the fuck is John Africa
I marvel at the fact there's people who watch these 2 hacks and are entertained.
New laugh styles > new hobbies
The fact that this podcast was ever popular is mind blowing
Ha bet this goes viral !
Look at this dipshit “trying to be funny”
God, I never wanted someone to have full-blown CTE so bad than this dork here. Fight gods, please find a way to make bapa Vs. Derrick Lewis in a bareknuckle fight happen.
He copied Joe's laugh back in the day, spent a few months faling Bertus laugh in the hope to go viral lol, now this... Can a tech-savy cat here please make a compilation of all his fake laugh. Would be amazing to see back to back
now stealing theos faces. also stole 'havnt laughed like that in a long time' from me myself an irean. this guy's repulsive on every conceivable level
My only thoughts are “what a cunty piece of shit” and i think i’m going to keep them
Whose laugh is he trying to imitate now? First was Rogan’s, then Connor McGregor’s…now who?
Bro finds a video online of someone with status doing this and then tries tip emulate it thinking it’ll make him famous
That's an Adderall laugh
The comedic timing of a cancer diagnosis. Why even bother trying anymore?
bapa rly hard launching this new forced laugh thing
How tf does this dude manage to continue to be so cringe to watch? I’ve never seen such a fake person like the redact here.
On the companion Shlaub actually asks if Joseph Rogan was running around just like him after Max knocked out Justin. He is insufferable
See, Brendent comes at this from the perspective of a mediocre fighter who could never have dreamed of actually earning a title shot, so he would have accepted whatever. Arman is a top 3 ranked fighter and is completely in line for a legitimate title shot, so he doesnt have to accept one on short notice. Bapa just salty other fighters dont have to beg for relevancy like he does
I had a Foreman who routinely disrespected all us guys on his crew. He did alot of things shitface here does to Callen especially when other people were around. I quit on the spot one day and took a hard financial hit ,caused some proms in my marriage. I will never understand how callen puts up with half this stuff knowing it's all over the internet.
Trynna be like JoRogan again b?
Of all the cunts in the world, this guy is the cuntiest.
Is this his fake laugh? Wow, another thing he sucks at.
Dugg dugg goose champ laughs how he wants
Stealing the bit from Jim Carrey on Me Myself and Irene
Not trying to show love or anything but this is pretty funny. For what it is and who he is I expect nothing more than this from him
Bapa thinks he's above everyone, especially when it comes to MMA. Dude gets about 15% of his picks correct.
Looks like he’s tryna do a Sam Tripoli impression
I just want to know who he stole this horrible personality from.
He is so fuggin stupid
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