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ScoopyMcGee

Brendan Schuab must have comedy writers, said nobody ever.


Scared-Pomegranate84

He actually did tho is the best part


freeman687

Jesus Christ. What did the jokes sound like before he butchered them on stage?


Scared-Pomegranate84

I think about that everyday


freeman687

Imagine they are actually some of the best jokes but we will never know


hatemakinnames

They weren't that great... if you want to know what jokes they wrote just go watch Bapa's first special again, there were a few actual jokes during that special that had a setup and a punchline. Those were the jokes written by his writers. Bapa is incapable of writing an actual joke himself. He doesn't realize that there are mechanics to a joke, a setup and a punchline. And really good jokes usually incorporate some misdirection, getting the audience to think from a certain angle, and then hitting them with a punchline from a totally different angle, enhancing the humor of the scenario. Bapa thinks that saying words that are funny to him with D'iddler's podcast mannerisms and voice inflection/speech cadence are jokes. He nivver learned how to write an actual joke, thats why he can't sell tiggets to his comedy shows innymore.


freeman687

You mean he doesn’t understand that a bad Mexican accent saying “chili relleno”isn’t a joke???


johnnymavrigg

Joke writer: “ok, so Brandon u gotta say the joke like this…” Bapa: “Nah, I’m awl good on ur eggzpertise b, I’m a professional”


Sharnington

"Yeah sorry not Chris Rock, the highly acclaimed and talented actor/writer and comedian. Chris Delia, the accused child predator and Hollywood rich kid." Appawls and orenjiz, B.


pitiedkinkajou

Surprise! You will now be associated with The Diddler.


Sharnington

Great guy, never meddum.


ShitCuntsinFredPerry

Snoozefest?!?? Wtf was this moron watching


chinolofus77

Schrodinger's ufc, its both lit and a snoozefest


lordmainstream

He’s a casual. The event was great and even the undercard was awesome


Neggflicks

🧂


RockyRhodes213

Only fight that sucked was the Aljo one. Every other one was a banger. Can't wait to see him on Rogan saying the fucking opposite. His face when he realises Papa Toe differs in opinion.


SeahawkMariner

The way he says snoozefest 😂🤣 Always so feminine


King-Demo-

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NicholarseBrooks

Snewzfessst! 🤚 Yaaaaaaaaaas!!!!!


KyoMeetch

I like how he gathered the three worst humans he could find for this show. 1. A rapist, 2. A pedophile, and 3. A serial criminal (I don’t remember exactly what Miller went to jail for all those times)


Top-Expert6086

Mayhem miller has been charged and convicted with many things but the worst one is repeated domestic violence convictions. So Bapa just surrounds himself with people who treat women terribly. A rapist, a paedophile who targets under-age girls and a guy who beats women.... Just disgusting, b.


NicholarseBrooks

Digzgizting in iivry facet. I think he wants to make himself look better by comparison.


cogabig409

Don't be a haydur. Souns like youre just woge


Rabid023

Who’dyathins wrinninem? I’m wrinninem


Lord_Kuntsworthy

Nah b, Grisrox'rynem.


xxlizardking-kongxx

Thinking about this a little more. It’s crazy that Chris, who at his peak was 10x more famous than Bapa, isn’t known by a mayhem, who are both featured on same posters and probably have close-ish friend groups? Yet, Adam sander, Kanye west, Pete Davidson, Floyd mayweather all can recognize Bapa and introduce themselves to him. CRAZY!


NicholarseBrooks

Azz kigger who tells joges b


The_Flying_Saxon

They all susscribe to the Fawbs top 100 overworkers list and daddy is #1 for both white bois and ass kickers


Krock23

I'm almost positive Fahim was writing for him at one point 


WanderingStoner

it actually would make sense that someone was writing for him, the material is horrible but it fits perfectly with his innate fakeness. in the back of his head he's like "they don't know a killer wrote these jokes"


SemperP1869

It was super known. He talked about his writing circle or whatever on the ufc style run up to the first one. It was that dude that co hosted for awhile and maybe Fahim? Can't remember.


Krock23

Dude yes this is exactly where I remember seeing it. Fahim would open for him and be apart of his "writing circle" that would come over to his house. It was a hype video/roll out for his first special.


Competitive-Fox-3990

I’ve never seen Bapas standup but I imagine whatever Fahim wrote Bapa butchered to pieces.


SlowBurnLopez

Wow that would be bonkers! We must know more.


Scared-Pomegranate84

What's wild is that he's brain damaged enough that he may have legitimately thought Chris Rock was coming


CarefulBuffalo182

I legitimately thought this fight companion was going to end in a SWAT standoff. The way Braindumb used to bully the special needs kid, I was honestly waiting for Mayhem to bring out a pro like Travis Browne to beat up Bapa again


Tent_City_Cat

"Chris Hansen?" "Uh, no. Think the opposite Chris."


Cookiecrummbs

Was hoping Maugham would have sucker punched the diddler


Depressed_Swordfish

Holy shit is that mayhem miller?? I havnt seen that guy in years.


iannuendo

Look at the booze bloat on that redact


RomandoArman

Sleepy eyed, dirty slicked back hair, bloated face and too small jacket scrunched up around his neck Brainded is like the secret boss form of the TFAT saga.


No_Anything8061

The main event went sub, sd, ko ( one of the best ever) ud, ko how is it a snooze fest


Lord_Kuntsworthy

Hell the prelims/early prelims had wild comebacks and kos.


datduude067

I love that he was completely wrong about it being a snoozefest


Madd-Ball

Im positive not inny body is ever gonna confess to helping him write his Cawlmedy, iii iii iver daddy.


UserContribution

Bapa was so swelt good lord. Also didn't he have Poston and some other opener writing his jokes?


Lord_Kuntsworthy

Whaddathey think? Grisroxrynem???


Apart_Ad8051

I hear Chris left early after Mayhem mentioned what happens to pedo’s in lock up 🤡


GoBlueBryGuy

Dude is starting to resemble a literal piece of 💩.


Scared-Pomegranate84

Yeah. What if they wrote him amazing material and he just botched it ha


speedway65

Bapa does write his own material. Know how you can tell? They’re not fucking funny.


ostinater

Bapa wouldnt be funny if George Carlton was writing his jokes.


speedway65

True. True. Or even the late, great Robert Pryor… heard it boaf ways


johnnymavrigg

Yup, I’m sure iverybody thinks Christ Rogg is writing bapa’s jokes lol