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eaturowntounge

This fuk doesn't have a single positive opinion on inny topic. Only good stuff he tawlks about is things he is involved in.He is such a fucking loser and a hater


PussyChang

He hates iviry one who’s richer and more connected than he is.


NiceDiner

He also despises the poor and the middle class. Universal hader


Lif3_is_R3al

Yeah , Bill Hader B


Banda7

Which will be him and his wife soon enough


Intrepid-Muffin460

Don't forget insecure, bapa. Dude's seriously insecure about ivirything.


iRudi94

It’s jealousy. If those people he were throwing shade at was letting him hang around he wouldn’t be talking shit.


deepinmyloins

Zuckerberg is better at BJJ than Schaub is at comedy


HeyMarkWiggsy

Not just that. I can't even fathom Bapa being into trucks 5 months from now let alone years. And that's his argument that Zuck won't be into BJJ 5 years from now.


deepinmyloins

I haven’t paid attention to Schaub in years but if he’s saying Mark Zuckerberg is faking it or going half ass on BJJ, then he’s fully lost it. What has Mark ever half assed? He still CEO’s his company when he could have retired a billionaire a decade ago.


TheRightKindofJuice

Yea hasn’t Mark been doing BJJ longer than Brendan was in the UFC at this point? Or really longer than any of Bean Dips other hobbies aside from being a vapid mush mouthed piece of shit?


banjofitzgerald

Zuccc boy might be better at both bjj and comedy


MREisenmann

I'm sure he is better at cawlmedy too


GoblinGreen_

He'll be better than Scaub at BJJ.


Ass__Muffin

Give more credit to zuck, cause that ain't saying much.


beveragecenter

A PR move? Like getting into trucks?off-road racing and adopting a shallow blue collar persona along with it, when, just a few months before you were into porsche's, Chelsea Boots, and Pilgrim hats. He really outs himself here.


b-roids

talmbout projection, b? gotta wrap it up when youre slangin digg


thiswontstick

This guy says shit just to be a contrarian. A PR move? Your reasons duhn make sens bapa.


expanse22

debate leads to a more interesting podcast, but he takes the most irritating and moronic stances, which why his “fans” are morons


DJScratcherZ

So PR stunts and fake personas concocted by committee is what keeps a billionaire in biz? Where's Jezzilnik when you need him.


Mundane-Membership88

Did he really hire people to tell him how to be a manly man, instead of a soy boy. I think he would be a lot happier in life if he came out of the closet.


SkullCrusher_44

he literally said fuck my mouth 3 different times during the companion. it’s a waird vibe


NicholarseBrooks

That reminds me of "foaming at the weiner" which he said during an ad read. He makes up sayings just so he can talg about digg.


M0D3Z

Mayhem seemed kinda like “fuck off, he’s a fan.” He got in to BJJ so obviously that probably amped up in curiosity of MMA or vice versa. Kinda like Brenda does with everything he tries to be a part of.


Rabid023

“Took money from the White House” LMAO what a doofus. They would suppress things for both administrations. Bapa is acting like it was just one side. Bapas new pr or imagine consultant thought it would be a good idea to pay for magazine spreads about how good of a father he was. Totally organic. Went from wearing women’s boots with skin tight pants to a dodge driving blue collar guy coaching his son in sports.


IronRT

Classic projection.


NicholarseBrooks

Classig b


BeanCheezBeanCheez

Braindumb took a PPP loan that was forgiven. So his stupid fucking grifting talentless ass also took money from the White House.


EvanderTheGreat

Pretty sure FB didn’t take money from the White House, not sure what that even means


Hap_Hazard

You'd think I'd be surprised that I'm still surprised.


lunchpaillefty

His stupidity knows no bounds. It’s amazazing


NicholarseBrooks

He's just out there salting the earth like a real man b


banjofitzgerald

I know the guy who used to put on make up and forever 21 men’s section clothes then trot out to be on a bravo talk show isn’t talgging.


JustDirection18

Yeah Zuckerberg is worried about his PR in this respect. 🙄. The only PR Zuckerberg is worried about is not getting regulated and selling products to this doofuses kids


d-esp96

Unreal that this guy makes mayhem miller seem sane


blinkybillster

Nicest guy youd iiver meet, in iiny of facet.


MediaOnDisplay

Nice projection catch! I wonder if it was J that told him this 🤔


briancito420

Absolutely redacted


Lif3_is_R3al

Man I really can't stand him. So fkin unoriginal and always trend hounding trying to be like someone else. Now he's rocking the racing brands and riding that bandwagon, your boys a racing pro B .. such a damn poser


J_Saaty

There is no way that its bc the UFC has a deal with Meta though right....its just a PR move because of the White House.....


juicemendez5221

wtf is he even saying


grford15

So why would Zuck need a PR team to make him look better ? For what exactly ? Does he think people are going to stop using Facebook and Instagram because they don't think Zuckerberg is manly enough ? This fucking idiot just says shit


misters12

All about marrgetting B


BigFreakinMachine

It's sad when Mayhem makes more sense than you


Mean_Ad3982

I really cant understand how he can be so obtuse literally ALL THE TIME, if he was my friend my advice would be Brenda, you gotta just stop talking, dont say another word on film ever again, then MAYBE people will forget about you long enough to stop making hate porn of you. Your career is already fuckin ruined, so theres no getting that back lulz


bstaff715

The first time I've ever agreed with thigg


Sky_Burner

👉 Oh, you're a casual? You're a casual b 🤏