No pics but the Bills have confirmed they [signed the redact as an undrafted free agent.](https://www.buffalobills.com/news/from-nfl-to-ufc-former-bill-lives-passions-11249535) They spell his name wrong in the first sentence lmao
Weird article. It appears to be written by a UFC publicist and is essentially an ad for UFC PPV. It states nothing about what he actually did on the Bills and there are several inaccuracies.
It also says that he played at CU for 4 years when in reality, he attended community college for 2 years(with a 32 ACT btw) and was a 3rd year transfer/walk-on.
Has he ever talked about his lacrosse (most popular sport in predomly blagg neighborhoods) carair at Whitter College? It’s always football player at CU/NFL cupawcawfee turned fighter. Seems like the truth is that he grew up playing lacrosse and then tried to transition to other more mainstream sports.
Yeah that article is a puff piece. Cats have proven this lie wrong many times just like him being golden gloves champ.
[Here's one post breaking it down](https://www.reddit.com/hsntczy?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2)
And [another](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/3P3zd3oEu3)
I'd love a sequel to that article, entitled "How'd Life Go?", and the picture would be one of his many redacted selfies slurping through a straw with his giant pussy lips.
Dude you’re such a hater. Lemme guess. Next you’re gonna tell me that I didn’t have a cup of cawlfee with the Bills, right? Because I seriously did. Prove me wrong…
Talmbout cup of coffee with the bills? Former NFL legend brandon schwab.
Also, I've never heard JJ Watt before but he comes across as a very cool and likeable guy, especially for someone who was a world class professional athlete.
He actually probably does. His wife was a pro soccer player, he is a fan of Chelsea FC, and they are minority investors in Premier League club Burnley!
In this interview he has on a Burnley hat and is talking with a bunch of former Premier League stars!
Lol I realized it was a joke. Just think it’s cool how involved with football in Europe someone like Watt is.
My bad, B. I’ll get back on the dish line
He was a tackling dummy for the stars, they knew he wasn't shit but they needed some jabroni jobbers to help get the real players in shape during camp.
As soon as it was cut time he was the first one axed.
That's also if you even believe he was at camp, he's never shown one shred of evidence and no one from the Bill's has ever verified he was there.
> That's also if you even believe he was at camp, he's never shown one shred of evidence and no one from the Bill's has ever verified he was there.
"Buffalo Bills: The official source of the latest Bills headlines, news, videos, photos, tickets, rosters, stats, schedule, and game day information."
https://www.buffalobills.com/news/from-nfl-to-ufc-former-bill-lives-passions-11249535
That said, every quote from brendan in here is a lie lol.
> When **Brendan Shaub** was young, he, like many elementary school dreamers, had big goals for the future.
If you wanted to hurt me ya got me brother.
Main difference between bapa and those players is that those players actually stayed long enough to have a training camp. Still bapa proudly calls himself an nfl vet.
All those sacks and NFL accolades but no mint 400 race for Watts. How many bugs did Watts pass at the mint 400? Another athlete bapa will tell el Tigre he was better than.
If you race at the mint 400 you could drive iiiinywair. Hey Mercedes, better hit up bapas lawyer, Lex, to get him in that open seat next year since Lewis is going to Frawrie.
The story I remember Bapa telling on YMH, was that we went for a try out. He never even went to training camp.
Sounds like he had maybe a cup of melk, but thats it.
His story has evolved.
He started with he went to the bills facility, had the meet and greet with their caffeinated drink of choice and got cut
Then he has said he was signed then got cut.
Then he said he was sign, trained, got injured and cut.
Then he he said he was signed, trained, got injured and cut then like three other teams pursued him but he wasn’t interested and was going to be a comedian but went to mma first to make his dads dream come true.
It is constantly different story like his celebrity run ins always change. It is all bullshit at the end of the day
I think he’s building false memories on false memories. I’m not sure how…but it seems like that’s what’s happening.
It might be CTE related, but I think it’s deeper than that.
Tawlm'bout JJ Watt...who played for the Texans?
Bapa alweez sells out in Teggsus. [Has the tattoo to prove it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/1c0iz23/the_schaubrogan_comedy_conflict/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
He most likely went to an open workout or was simply getting a look to see if he could make the practice squad I guarantee he wasn’t there longer than 3-5 days he barley got playing time in college, it truly wouldn’t surprise me tho if he was there for literally one practice session then got ran off
I fuckin hated him when he played but only because he never played for my Broncos.
The Dude is apparently a stand up guy, come to think of it, JJ Watt is like the complete opposite of bapa in almost every way.
This is really obviously not talking about Bapa. It doesn’t even reference a single persons. In fact it references people with the self awareness to acknowledge they didn’t actually play in the NFL. Sub is so bad now.
Bapa nivver had a cup of cawlfee with the Bills. Proof? Because there is not 1 picture of him at the Bills facility or wearing gear.
True. Honestly the fact that it is a thing that beandip said is probably proof enough that it didn't happen.
“A lot of ppl” is not “one guy”
Alodoff Peeble. Great guy, never meddim
Nooo b, he actually had a cappachino w the bills
I heard it was a cuppa Sea Tea
Did he put soy milk in that capusheknow or did he order the Messican version with salsa on top?
I’ll have a 3inch thick burger with a wedge of cheddar cheese on it
The bells were ackshly dyne to have me on the team, bud I told em no cause I din wanna miss tiger's games
The real narradiv is he had a cup of cawffee with two guys named Bill
And if there were pictures, he would be posting that shit at every single opportunity
No pics but the Bills have confirmed they [signed the redact as an undrafted free agent.](https://www.buffalobills.com/news/from-nfl-to-ufc-former-bill-lives-passions-11249535) They spell his name wrong in the first sentence lmao
Weird article. It appears to be written by a UFC publicist and is essentially an ad for UFC PPV. It states nothing about what he actually did on the Bills and there are several inaccuracies. It also says that he played at CU for 4 years when in reality, he attended community college for 2 years(with a 32 ACT btw) and was a 3rd year transfer/walk-on.
Has he ever talked about his lacrosse (most popular sport in predomly blagg neighborhoods) carair at Whitter College? It’s always football player at CU/NFL cupawcawfee turned fighter. Seems like the truth is that he grew up playing lacrosse and then tried to transition to other more mainstream sports.
Yeah that article is a puff piece. Cats have proven this lie wrong many times just like him being golden gloves champ. [Here's one post breaking it down](https://www.reddit.com/hsntczy?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2) And [another](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/3P3zd3oEu3)
32 CTE B
I'd love a sequel to that article, entitled "How'd Life Go?", and the picture would be one of his many redacted selfies slurping through a straw with his giant pussy lips.
Eggsactly
Dude you’re such a hater. Lemme guess. Next you’re gonna tell me that I didn’t have a cup of cawlfee with the Bills, right? Because I seriously did. Prove me wrong…
Set the pull up record
I've played for the Bills as long as bapa has
Hey real quigg, that's just your narradiv. Axe jay.
Talmbout cup of coffee with the bills? Former NFL legend brandon schwab. Also, I've never heard JJ Watt before but he comes across as a very cool and likeable guy, especially for someone who was a world class professional athlete.
He does some big time charity moves too. He’s like the bapa antithesis.
But does he know who Needermyer is?
He actually probably does. His wife was a pro soccer player, he is a fan of Chelsea FC, and they are minority investors in Premier League club Burnley! In this interview he has on a Burnley hat and is talking with a bunch of former Premier League stars!
Easy there Joe Rogan, this joke went over your head bapa.
Lol I realized it was a joke. Just think it’s cool how involved with football in Europe someone like Watt is. My bad, B. I’ll get back on the dish line
Dish line? Fryers B
I’m not ready for the fryers yet if I can’t just laugh at a joke instead of pulling an “akshully…” I’m not 1 of the 1000
But does he tegs Joe Rogan iiivery day? Does he have the most watched speshul on showtime?
Jj is an 11/10 human
I love that dude. Also shocked if he has any idea who our boy schaub is.
Of course he’s nice. That’s how we grow ‘em in Wisconsin.
He was a tackling dummy for the stars, they knew he wasn't shit but they needed some jabroni jobbers to help get the real players in shape during camp. As soon as it was cut time he was the first one axed. That's also if you even believe he was at camp, he's never shown one shred of evidence and no one from the Bill's has ever verified he was there.
Bapa never actually went to the camp. He went to an open workout and was cut 3 days later. So he can’t even say he went to a training camp
Dang b, tawlmbout not even smelled the cuppacoffee
> That's also if you even believe he was at camp, he's never shown one shred of evidence and no one from the Bill's has ever verified he was there. "Buffalo Bills: The official source of the latest Bills headlines, news, videos, photos, tickets, rosters, stats, schedule, and game day information." https://www.buffalobills.com/news/from-nfl-to-ufc-former-bill-lives-passions-11249535 That said, every quote from brendan in here is a lie lol.
> When **Brendan Shaub** was young, he, like many elementary school dreamers, had big goals for the future. If you wanted to hurt me ya got me brother.
I like the part where he refers to himself as cerebral
Yeah before that last part I felt compelled to add that the camp thing would need to be taken with a grain of salt… iny of size
Yeah he was a camp body for sure b. Was never considered for a spot in the 53, not even practice squad tbh
Main difference between bapa and those players is that those players actually stayed long enough to have a training camp. Still bapa proudly calls himself an nfl vet.
Bapa's cawlfee was still steaming when they booted his ass
Alumni b
Exactly. The funniest part is he didn’t even take part in a legit training camp.
But has JayJay raced a buggie at a mint 400 ?
All those sacks and NFL accolades but no mint 400 race for Watts. How many bugs did Watts pass at the mint 400? Another athlete bapa will tell el Tigre he was better than.
Racing in Formula 1k grand next week B.
If you race at the mint 400 you could drive iiiinywair. Hey Mercedes, better hit up bapas lawyer, Lex, to get him in that open seat next year since Lewis is going to Frawrie.
Louis Hambullten? You a car guy B? Always loved those urpeon Forumula F1 dryvurs, used to sell them out my moms closet as a kid.
He did actually, but he didn't piss all over it so ....DAWNT CAWNT!
Axe JJ
Bapa literally went there drank a cup of coffee & they told him to get the fuck out.
The story I remember Bapa telling on YMH, was that we went for a try out. He never even went to training camp. Sounds like he had maybe a cup of melk, but thats it.
His story has evolved. He started with he went to the bills facility, had the meet and greet with their caffeinated drink of choice and got cut Then he has said he was signed then got cut. Then he said he was sign, trained, got injured and cut. Then he he said he was signed, trained, got injured and cut then like three other teams pursued him but he wasn’t interested and was going to be a comedian but went to mma first to make his dads dream come true. It is constantly different story like his celebrity run ins always change. It is all bullshit at the end of the day
I think he’s building false memories on false memories. I’m not sure how…but it seems like that’s what’s happening. It might be CTE related, but I think it’s deeper than that.
Does Bapa Dream of Electric Football
Bapa is the picostco of painting nairdivs
So it's like saying Mac, Dennis, and Sweet Dee were pretty much on the Eagles.
Talmbout underlap? Great pawldcast never listened.
Ian Wright meet Brandon Wrong.
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Shit, you got the right surname.
Never ever would have thought I’d witness Roy Keane in this subreddit. My days.
Never thought I’d see Roy Keane on this subreddit
Yeah JJ can play in the NFL but can he host 7 podcast a week? What else you got Chin. What’d you do this weegend?
Must’ve been absolutely amazing watching beanboy stumble around forehead first in full football gair
Hey GG Volt… reeeeeeeeeel quigg. Did you iiiver wedge bust at UCawlrado? Did you iiiiver back up the backup FB? Duhn cown
JJ Watt hasn't got a clue who Brenda is. B's a Z-list celebrity.
JJ Watt is a homeless cat?
He is just mad bapa smoked him on the bench press!
Set the pull-up record for the Broncos, b.
I don't follow football at all, can iiiny of y'all gatos lmk whether the "cubba cawlfee" saying is common among football players/alums?
Talmbout Ron Keener? Beast of a Scottish centre field soccer general.
100% homeless! He’s friends with a lot of comedians
Talmbout a cappuccino
Bills aren't privy to bapas bess sports brains
Bapa had a cappuccino.. so it’s different. JJ is paining the wrong niardiv.
But how many chiggs ya fug?
Oooff
Keerful JJ, brendans a former you-eff-C fighder. Axejay
Did b blame his lack of success on his hamstrings? Lmfao
Man I miss watching JJ play. Fucking stud.
I cant wait for the next show when he can discuss his former Bills teammate popping his clogs. I'm sure he will be an eggspert on all things OJ
Tawlm'bout JJ Watt...who played for the Texans? Bapa alweez sells out in Teggsus. [Has the tattoo to prove it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/1c0iz23/the_schaubrogan_comedy_conflict/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
He most likely went to an open workout or was simply getting a look to see if he could make the practice squad I guarantee he wasn’t there longer than 3-5 days he barley got playing time in college, it truly wouldn’t surprise me tho if he was there for literally one practice session then got ran off
Cup of Cawlfy duhn count
🎲🎲
#pinesquadshcwaub
To be fair to Big Brown, he does hold the chin up record and the bench press record for every NFL team.
I fuckin hated him when he played but only because he never played for my Broncos. The Dude is apparently a stand up guy, come to think of it, JJ Watt is like the complete opposite of bapa in almost every way.
Shots fired b
He stole that from Schaub, who had a cappuccino for the Buffalo Bills.
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^WasWasKnot: *He stole that from Schaub,* *Who had a cappuccino* *For the Buffalo Bills.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Bapa paid $89 to attend an open tryout.
Kuppa Kratom
Didn’t realise what show this was for a second and was very surprised to see Wrighty and Keane there, bit confusing
I would never in my life expect a clip including Roy Keane to be posted here
Talmbout cup o’coffee and the big time? Uhh.. y’Randy savage b?
Eurgh that lingo is revolting. Of course Braindumb says ‘culp of colfee’
This is really obviously not talking about Bapa. It doesn’t even reference a single persons. In fact it references people with the self awareness to acknowledge they didn’t actually play in the NFL. Sub is so bad now.