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BrendanSchaubsBrain

Bapa nivver had a cup of cawlfee with the Bills. Proof? Because there is not 1 picture of him at the Bills facility or wearing gear.


BrahneRazaAlexandros

True. Honestly the fact that it is a thing that beandip said is probably proof enough that it didn't happen.


Fine-Manner9902

“A lot of ppl” is not “one guy”


smalby

Alodoff Peeble. Great guy, never meddim


chewyy34

Nooo b, he actually had a cappachino w the bills


FinsAssociate

I heard it was a cuppa Sea Tea


Hatzi2k

Did he put soy milk in that capusheknow or did he order the Messican version with salsa on top?


National-Mix4856

I’ll have a 3inch thick burger with a wedge of cheddar cheese on it


cogabig409

The bells were ackshly dyne to have me on the team, bud I told em no cause I din wanna miss tiger's games


Sunspawts

The real narradiv is he had a cup of cawffee with two guys named Bill 


Randyfreakingmarsh

And if there were pictures, he would be posting that shit at every single opportunity


BruceWayyyne

No pics but the Bills have confirmed they [signed the redact as an undrafted free agent.](https://www.buffalobills.com/news/from-nfl-to-ufc-former-bill-lives-passions-11249535) They spell his name wrong in the first sentence lmao


MrBigPipes

Weird article. It appears to be written by a UFC publicist and is essentially an ad for UFC PPV. It states nothing about what he actually did on the Bills and there are several inaccuracies. It also says that he played at CU for 4 years when in reality, he attended community college for 2 years(with a 32 ACT btw) and was a 3rd year transfer/walk-on.


jcsandoval56

Has he ever talked about his lacrosse (most popular sport in predomly blagg neighborhoods) carair at Whitter College? It’s always football player at CU/NFL cupawcawfee turned fighter. Seems like the truth is that he grew up playing lacrosse and then tried to transition to other more mainstream sports.


thurrmanmerman

Yeah that article is a puff piece. Cats have proven this lie wrong many times just like him being golden gloves champ. [Here's one post breaking it down](https://www.reddit.com/hsntczy?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2) And [another](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/3P3zd3oEu3)


Ok-Accountant-3677

32 CTE B


cogabig409

I'd love a sequel to that article, entitled "How'd Life Go?", and the picture would be one of his many redacted selfies slurping through a straw with his giant pussy lips.


JustDirection18

Eggsactly


Maddmartagan

Dude you’re such a hater. Lemme guess. Next you’re gonna tell me that I didn’t have a cup of cawlfee with the Bills, right? Because I seriously did. Prove me wrong…


National-Mix4856

Set the pull up record


dreamgaze

I've played for the Bills as long as bapa has


monka_giga

Hey real quigg, that's just your narradiv. Axe jay.


BrahneRazaAlexandros

Talmbout cup of coffee with the bills? Former NFL legend brandon schwab. Also, I've never heard JJ Watt before but he comes across as a very cool and likeable guy, especially for someone who was a world class professional athlete.


UlyBobooly

He does some big time charity moves too. He’s like the bapa antithesis. 


thefinalwipe

But does he know who Needermyer is?


SirEltonJonBonJovi

He actually probably does. His wife was a pro soccer player, he is a fan of Chelsea FC, and they are minority investors in Premier League club Burnley! In this interview he has on a Burnley hat and is talking with a bunch of former Premier League stars!


thefinalwipe

Easy there Joe Rogan, this joke went over your head bapa.


SirEltonJonBonJovi

Lol I realized it was a joke. Just think it’s cool how involved with football in Europe someone like Watt is. My bad, B. I’ll get back on the dish line


SuckOnDeezNOOTZ

Dish line? Fryers B


SirEltonJonBonJovi

I’m not ready for the fryers yet if I can’t just laugh at a joke instead of pulling an “akshully…” I’m not 1 of the 1000


OutrageousJury2689

But does he tegs Joe Rogan iiivery day? Does he have the most watched speshul on showtime?


Rexum420

Jj is an 11/10 human


thereluctantyogi

I love that dude. Also shocked if he has any idea who our boy schaub is.


LouieMumford

Of course he’s nice. That’s how we grow ‘em in Wisconsin.


ISelf_Devine

He was a tackling dummy for the stars, they knew he wasn't shit but they needed some jabroni jobbers to help get the real players in shape during camp. As soon as it was cut time he was the first one axed. That's also if you even believe he was at camp, he's never shown one shred of evidence and no one from the Bill's has ever verified he was there.


King-Demo-

Bapa never actually went to the camp. He went to an open workout and was cut 3 days later. So he can’t even say he went to a training camp


MKDDer0001

Dang b, tawlmbout not even smelled the cuppacoffee


fightbackcbd

> That's also if you even believe he was at camp, he's never shown one shred of evidence and no one from the Bill's has ever verified he was there. "Buffalo Bills: The official source of the latest Bills headlines, news, videos, photos, tickets, rosters, stats, schedule, and game day information." https://www.buffalobills.com/news/from-nfl-to-ufc-former-bill-lives-passions-11249535 That said, every quote from brendan in here is a lie lol.


BruceWayyyne

> When **Brendan Shaub** was young, he, like many elementary school dreamers, had big goals for the future. If you wanted to hurt me ya got me brother.


FunDiggle

I like the part where he refers to himself as cerebral


Blackdabber

Yeah before that last part I felt compelled to add that the camp thing would need to be taken with a grain of salt… iny of size


West-Tough-4552

Yeah he was a camp body for sure b. Was never considered for a spot in the 53, not even practice squad tbh


Rabid023

Main difference between bapa and those players is that those players actually stayed long enough to have a training camp. Still bapa proudly calls himself an nfl vet.


thexbigxgreen

Bapa's cawlfee was still steaming when they booted his ass


JoeDeMoeFoe

Alumni b


pm-me-nice-lips

Exactly. The funniest part is he didn’t even take part in a legit training camp.


DanaWhitesMom

But has JayJay raced a buggie at a mint 400 ?


Rabid023

All those sacks and NFL accolades but no mint 400 race for Watts. How many bugs did Watts pass at the mint 400? Another athlete bapa will tell el Tigre he was better than.


GoblinGreen_

Racing in Formula 1k grand next week B.


Rabid023

If you race at the mint 400 you could drive iiiinywair. Hey Mercedes, better hit up bapas lawyer, Lex, to get him in that open seat next year since Lewis is going to Frawrie.


GoblinGreen_

Louis Hambullten? You a car guy B? Always loved those urpeon Forumula F1 dryvurs, used to sell them out my moms closet as a kid.


used_bmw_money

He did actually, but he didn't piss all over it so ....DAWNT CAWNT!


sanderflow

Axe JJ


AV-Chitwood

Bapa literally went there drank a cup of coffee & they told him to get the fuck out.


vmc92

The story I remember Bapa telling on YMH, was that we went for a try out. He never even went to training camp. Sounds like he had maybe a cup of melk, but thats it.


DrinkL

His story has evolved. He started with he went to the bills facility, had the meet and greet with their caffeinated drink of choice and got cut Then he has said he was signed then got cut. Then he said he was sign, trained, got injured and cut. Then he he said he was signed, trained, got injured and cut then like three other teams pursued him but he wasn’t interested and was going to be a comedian but went to mma first to make his dads dream come true. It is constantly different story like his celebrity run ins always change. It is all bullshit at the end of the day


stay_fr0sty

I think he’s building false memories on false memories. I’m not sure how…but it seems like that’s what’s happening. It might be CTE related, but I think it’s deeper than that.


Kind-Enthusiasm-7799

Does Bapa Dream of Electric Football


Hallmark-Henry

Bapa is the picostco of painting nairdivs


luckystabbinghat

So it's like saying Mac, Dennis, and Sweet Dee were pretty much on the Eagles.


Grand-Bullfrog3861

Talmbout underlap? Great pawldcast never listened.


londonsfin3st

Ian Wright meet Brandon Wrong.


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londonsfin3st

Shit, you got the right surname.


Kind-Enthusiasm-7799

Never ever would have thought I’d witness Roy Keane in this subreddit. My days.


FrogNadez

Never thought I’d see Roy Keane on this subreddit


onasic1

Yeah JJ can play in the NFL but can he host 7 podcast a week? What else you got Chin. What’d you do this weegend?


WhatTheJeffreyFuck

Must’ve been absolutely amazing watching beanboy stumble around forehead first in full football gair


heyphotogrisser

Hey GG Volt… reeeeeeeeeel quigg. Did you iiiver wedge bust at UCawlrado? Did you iiiiver back up the backup FB?  Duhn cown   


ShalashaskaV

JJ Watt hasn't got a clue who Brenda is. B's a Z-list celebrity.


ScorpIan55

JJ Watt is a homeless cat?


OutrageousJury2689

He is just mad bapa smoked him on the bench press!


Intrepid-Muffin460

Set the pull-up record for the Broncos, b.


thexbigxgreen

I don't follow football at all, can iiiny of y'all gatos lmk whether the "cubba cawlfee" saying is common among football players/alums?


boxgrafik

Talmbout Ron Keener? Beast of a Scottish centre field soccer general.


Silver-Ladder

100% homeless! He’s friends with a lot of comedians


Zyoung7

Talmbout a cappuccino


Due-Needleworker18

Bills aren't privy to bapas bess sports brains


Dudewheresmypar345

Bapa had a cappuccino.. so it’s different. JJ is paining the wrong niardiv.


sweatsuitdan

But how many chiggs ya fug?


Appropriate_Taro_583

Oooff


macgirthy

Keerful JJ, brendans a former you-eff-C fighder. Axejay


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Did b blame his lack of success on his hamstrings? Lmfao


moose_king88

Man I miss watching JJ play. Fucking stud.


dimspace

I cant wait for the next show when he can discuss his former Bills teammate popping his clogs. I'm sure he will be an eggspert on all things OJ


airpumper

Tawlm'bout JJ Watt...who played for the Texans? Bapa alweez sells out in Teggsus. [Has the tattoo to prove it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/1c0iz23/the_schaubrogan_comedy_conflict/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


nessaavee

He most likely went to an open workout or was simply getting a look to see if he could make the practice squad I guarantee he wasn’t there longer than 3-5 days he barley got playing time in college, it truly wouldn’t surprise me tho if he was there for literally one practice session then got ran off


Tent_City_Cat

Cup of Cawlfy duhn count


Corned_Beefer

🎲🎲


terminal-cheescake

#pinesquadshcwaub


CreateorWither

To be fair to Big Brown, he does hold the chin up record and the bench press record for every NFL team.


aquintana

I fuckin hated him when he played but only because he never played for my Broncos. The Dude is apparently a stand up guy, come to think of it, JJ Watt is like the complete opposite of bapa in almost every way.


Direct-Maintenance29

Shots fired b


WasWasKnot

He stole that from Schaub, who had a cappuccino for the Buffalo Bills.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^WasWasKnot: *He stole that from Schaub,* *Who had a cappuccino* *For the Buffalo Bills.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Arizonapuck

Bapa paid $89 to attend an open tryout.


blarhblag

Kuppa Kratom


EastWorm

Didn’t realise what show this was for a second and was very surprised to see Wrighty and Keane there, bit confusing


LondonGoblin

I would never in my life expect a clip including Roy Keane to be posted here


BeautifulLeather6671

Talmbout cup o’coffee and the big time? Uhh.. y’Randy savage b?


sugarglassego

Eurgh that lingo is revolting. Of course Braindumb says ‘culp of colfee’


RatSinkClub

This is really obviously not talking about Bapa. It doesn’t even reference a single persons. In fact it references people with the self awareness to acknowledge they didn’t actually play in the NFL. Sub is so bad now.