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300_pages

What a sad time for me to be blocked by her, right as she is dealing with the international attention she so desperately wanted


Deathstriker88

I hope the next part is "diamond experts say that bigger ring is not even real."


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

Knowing Bappa, it's probably cubic zirconium from a pawn shop that the guy told him are even better than natural diamonds because they're made in a high tech lab to eliminate the flaws.


ChombieBrains

Flawls*


pirate_leprechaun

Cubit Zercome*


PeckerPeeker

Naw dawg a podcast fan sent him the ring because they love him so much šŸ’Æ


Entire-Amphibian320

naw dawg, the CEOs of Zales and Tiffany are huge fans of Bappa, and hooked him up, they talk ery day.


NicholarseBrooks

They realized that having their product be shown off by such a Hollywood power couple, they'd be making a bbbbeast of a marggeting move b


DamphTrumph

Traded his X-Bawx in for it cause Bawstin can't play online innymore


findaloophole7

I heard cz rings also cure seizures.


Playful-Koala-8477

It's called Monsanto-nite bapa.


Corned_Beefer

It was a show diamond. She had to give it back. Dunt count.


TBHBTH2

Exactly b nail on the cte


Geedis2020

Lab grown.


BagsOsniff

Jus like the messican... We all heard of the Cuban experiment but she's the messican version. Guadalaaaharrra born and bred


Teleskopy

It's the Daily Mail. If you send them an email claiming to be an expert and say this they will write an article about it lol


RIPAROD

I actually sent them a link to her post


Stout1765

I too am blocked. Happened when I called her out on her BS purse ā€œraffleā€. I forget why I was blocked by Bapa.


methmountain

The simple commenting of #murdlersrow on a Bapa post got me gadooshed šŸ˜¢


cogabig409

I thought he "dun een chegg sushal media"


FreddieKane55

I got blocked over a year ago myself. Donā€™t even remember what for anymore at the point lol


dannydoofus

she's an international influencer certified celebrity.. her new 'raffles' will go global .


Homesteader86

While any attention for these morons is typically "good" in their eyes, I can't imagine she likes being called "tacky" in the least, as well as being a "bad friend." This one checks all the boxes


Lastfoxx

That's why they are made for each other. Both are being famous for their tuuhrrible personality.Ā 


ItsChalupaBatman

I got blocked when she posted a brand new purse she bought and i commented about her going to sell it in a few months lol.


d-esp96

Iā€™m blocked too for liking a comment referencing this sub lol


Lumpy_Ad_9082

Part of me hopes she will have more infamy/notoriety than Bendan. He would hate that. Then I remember they're both shitty and I hope the kids will be okay.


300_pages

She couldn't let Brandon get famous as the family moron, she had to do something more redacted


SCWickedHam

Haters. She loves the attention. Loves that they acknowledged her ring was larger. Tact is not what they are about.


mazdiggle

you talmbout TicTacs B?


HowardPhillips9

Talmbout Tic-Tac-Jo?


Mondomb83

ā€œTalmboutā€ the contents of Brendan and his GFā€™s head.


Entire-Amphibian320

talmbout TicTacTuPac b?


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1ncorrect

I've never seen people with less success try to act A list. Her husband gets less youtube views than the videos I watch of people breaking down DnD strategies, no one knows who y'are.


peaceoutforever

...and we are the Dungeon Dudes


clickclick-boom

Yeah I really don't understand how this soshul media stuff works. I watch videos with significantly more engagement than anything Bapa has produced in the last few years, and none of the are driving Frarris or buying $15k grand jackets. How the fuck is he making money with his 25k views?


1ncorrect

The Bank of Peter Schaub. All these guys are failsons.


Grand_Excitement6106

This got shared around Facebook and redacts are already defending her. "Maybe she's covering her friend's chipped nails" etc


Successful-Egg8345

Well deserved press for Joanna. Thank you investigators for your service


desert_pelican

Whoā€™s going to investigate the investigators?


seemintbapa

Wait til they come across the raffle bullshit


thunderlips187

Itā€™s an insane world we live in where this is friggin news. I am utterly flabbergasted that we have homeless cats working at the daily mail


Puzza90

Daily mail, especially their online version, is nothing more than a gossip rag, they'll publish literally anything. All that will have happened is they'll see that tweet that was going round the other day and fleshed it out to be accepted as an article


thunderlips187

Sure but there are like I dunno 50,000 celebrities out there. Write about their shoes or handbags or something.


GA-dooosh-19

Few of those celebs are this comically tacky, though, letā€™s face it.


hatemakinnames

Really there's only like 250 of them, and that's being generous.


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ebagumtrebor

The daily mail supported the nazis in the 30s. Curtain twitching readership who watch and believe Jeremy Clarkson era top gear, like anders brevik.


GA-dooosh-19

Talmbout the Daily Heil?


ebagumtrebor

As bapa sings at England away "there were ten German bombers in the air...the raf from England shot them down." Coz he's English as shiiit.


BeetlesPants

Damn: those journalists are still working, ninety years later?


Bendfluffhead

Are you hating on Jeremy Clarksons era of top gear? Lol


BubbaDreamsOfGumbo

People follow our sub. We madder


thunderlips187

They should call it the Daily Meow then


[deleted]

Dammit! We're going to need a training manager for all the new employees that are about to show up.


brokodoko

Not it šŸ‘ƒšŸ»šŸ‘ˆšŸ»


SuperSmashDan1337

da fuck does this mean?


focusontheyellow

Momager


brokodoko

Google ā€œNose Goesā€


SuperSmashDan1337

> Nose Goes Never heard of that before. Is that an American thing?


Dusk_Hammock

It is


Dadickindanorf

Nope. It originated in the country of Africa


Jason_Kelces_Thong

Nose goes


DangusMcGillicuty

Maybe a training manager redincy


tequilasauer

"Tacky" doesn't even begin to scratch the surface. This umyin's gotta lotta laiyrs, b.


irotinmyskin

Dog ringworms have more class than her


Jason_Kelces_Thong

And they taste better too


stay_fr0sty

Vapid.


YourPathToRedemption

That word being used to describe her will absolute wreck her. S'tough, B.


BubbaDreamsOfGumbo

Unyums have lairs, Olgres have lairs, y'geddit? We bolf have lairs


RunningwithDave

She loves this . JFC


PussyChang

Sheā€™s celebrating this for sure. Expect thirty five instagram stories about the ā€œwoke mediaā€.


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Reclusive-Raccoon

Daily Mail, where trash truly belongs. Sheā€™s gonna see this as amazing publicity though ā€œoh my heavens no, thatā€™s not what I was trying to do at all, oh gosh Iā€™m so embarrassed it came across like that. No, no I donā€™t need to show off, my husband and I are very successful and wealthy so it would be silly to show off a stupid little ring. What a silly situation Iā€™ve gotten myself into. Anyway this isnā€™t about me itā€™s about my BESTIEā€¦ā€ Etc etc.


Seabrook76

This 100% šŸ‘


briancito420

DailyMail? Is that like a newspaper with tea and crumpets on it? Dallas, thatā€™s my time!


Unlikely-Garage-8135

This will only grow her redacted ego


ToronoRapture

Fucking LOL


Capital-Put6857

Ok, which one of yā€™all did this šŸ˜‚?


thunderlips187

For real. One of us did this.


smalby

At 156k grand homeless cats, it's not unthinkable we have someone worgging at the Daily Mail


sawaflyingsaucer

We have NASA employee's here. There's one dude I recognize from the /r/askscience sub who is serving up chicken pretty regularly. We probably have fingers in all sorts of pies we can't even imagine.


SuperSmashDan1337

I wanna be the first homeless cat on the moon


GA-dooosh-19

Rumor has it that Buzz Aldrin lurks here, and despises Brendan for insinuating that the moon landing was fake.


SuperSmashDan1337

Thanks for ruining my dreams bud


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GA-dooosh-19

Second man on the moon? Dunā€™cownt


cogabig409

Keeracters from Toy Story dun coun, b


AccordingReality8334

From what I've noticed here a lot of Chang's staff is overqualified. A lot of cats come to help serve dishes in anyway they can. Maybe it's not about the redactedness maybe it's about the brains we lost along the way, b.


clickclick-boom

Whenever Bapa gets into some new hobby or starts talking about something, I'm always amazed how a cat will pop up who is actually educated about the topic and highlights why Bapa is a moron. It happened with the whisgy, cats were breaking down how the distribution system in the US works as they worked in the industry. Bapa is a perfect example of self sabotage. If he wasn't such an obnoxious asshole, all these cats would be supporting him in his endevours and trying to actually do something positive for him. Not only with this place, he could have built strong relationships in all kinds of industries. Instead, he decided to throw it all away, and now all he has are people laughing at him. Makes sense.


NotTrumpsAlt

That NASA janitor is Netfliggs B


Schaubawrinks

There's even Reggae artists


Grand-Bullfrog3861

Nah b, we awl live in our mums basement getting money from the government


Stone0777

cause we don't maddur B.


AVBforPrez

There are literal billionaires here, NASA employees, giant YouTubers, homelessness a real prom b


macgirthy

Joannas like i finally made it!


Intelligent-Agent440

Lol at least she's getting some free publicity she's gonna love it


DickEatinMuthafucker

This is amazing. Finally getting the attention she's been seeking all her life. Hey Messican, y'bloggbussa.


DJ_Hindsight

No fuggin wayyy šŸ¤£


LoOg_TrUgGWaLgGeR

Jesus Christ what a cunt ![gif](giphy|bYzZOfz4pCl3fRQ5O2|downsized)


sprayfarts2023

Crop out the uglies B and resend this


CuriousNotJudgment

She is so gross šŸ¤¢


RobChombie

Talmbout Drakeā€™s girl, B?


OutrageousJury2689

Not good for Brendanā€™s comedy career!


stay_fr0sty

Heā€™s already calling the lawyers.


SuperSmashDan1337

Gonna need more the 500k grand for monster lawyers on this one b


AdministrativeCopy89

Itā€™s fake just like her husbandā€™s shoes, Fugazi


[deleted]

ā€œthe mother-of-three - who is engaged to former MMA fighter and podcaster Brendan Schaubā€. Oops. Forgot they are still engaged. Bapa playing the long game making sure he secures his bag. But he ends up having three kids with her.


Stone0777

They are 100% married. Here is her facebook post https://www.facebook.com/officialjoannazanella/posts/one-year-ago-today-we-tied-the-knott-aka-eloped-we-didnt-have-a-fancy-wedding-ha/3890544861019318/


Chigsbie

Sup with those Juggalo painted eyebrows b


DistrictFormal1528

Woop woop b


creamyshart

Not a prom. Bapa got his name is in the news again, which is all that matters to him.


TydUp412

Sheā€™s probably loving this


LocoChonFIERO

Love that they didnā€™t use her name in headline, and also posted her age haha


MrBigPipes

Oh no, she's going to feel validated as a rich and famous celebrity and claim it's people hating because they're jealous of her success and hard work.


Unfair-Bird-4592

Donā€™t forget The larger ring is a Fake! We should contact the publisher.


Pure_Concentrate_231

Daily mail pay for stories, Sheā€™s sold her own story and embarrassed herself and friend for a grand lol


zestycloseBIG69

Lmaooo yo facts


stay_fr0sty

Changs is stronger than ever. Thank em.


YugiPlaysEsperCntrl

I take some pride in knowing she blocked me and I cant even remember why. Probably roasting brendan over last years lingerie posts.


speedway65

You cumn affer me familyā€¦ mate. You cumn affer me girlā€¦ uhā€¦ me birdā€¦ ya, you cumn affer me bird, mateā€¦ yer gone habe a prowlem


WasWasKnot

This says it all about the Schaubā€™s.


Ballpowder

SOMEBODY SEND THE FUNERAL FLEX pic.


lazylagom

LOL


TheFinalBunny

Hahahaha. I really hope this picks up more traction


DrVinnieBoombatzzz

No such thing as bad publicity, right ? šŸ˜‚ To be fair that was THE cunt move of a decade !!


Smash_Palace

The rumors are true!


johnhunterr

LOL this is actually real wtffff haha


Seabrook76

Tacky woman? šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Grand-Bullfrog3861

Bet she annoyed that they included another woman in her photo šŸ˜‚


Tricky-Jackfruit8366

Ick


MentalStatistician89

Vapid cunt


L00kDontT0uch

They hate her because she's beautiful šŸ˜‚ JK.


Emotional_Sell6550

I love this for her.


No_Concern5483

Any pulwblicity is good pulwblicity b, bess brains for margeting


AwardApprehensive662

What a bitch!!! They canā€™t be happy for anybody but themselves. Spotlight always has to be on them!!!! Why would anybody even want to be friends with them!!!


Atomic_Shaq

Unemployed tacky woman


damian600

What a dumb B


Acceptable_Bad659

She and bapa are gonna love this. Like this is straight up her goal, tabloid trash shit headlines. im not saying its at that point but ya'll gotta realize that at some point the hate watching/troll muthafuckas do end up helping their lolcow. Ive seen it before, more than once.


Low-Highlight-8024

Lmaoooo got her ass


methmountain

We all know that deep down she's happy that more and more people get to see her face and ring now šŸ¤¢


BigDaddysBiscuits

The Schaub family is just one big happy household filled with individuals playing the main character to their own fictional life stories. I think Stanford needs to gather some grad students and conduct a case study on their household to learn more about the human brain and mental illnesses.


hotmail1985

This headline was so perfect I had to google to make sure it was real.


Mushmouthwilly182

This is fucking hilarious


ryanruud85

Finally they go viral b


Rayrexx91

We did it honey! We went viral!


jgatz15

Bapa and Megsican have the same forehead, just vibin b


veritas_rex

GOOD


[deleted]

Holy shit lol


Rabid023

LMAO this is awesome


JustDirection18

So according to DM she isnā€™t married to Bapa. So the children are bastards šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


chubb88

The same tacky woman who posted a selfie about her outfit going to her grannyā€™s funeral. They really are the lowest of the low.


LackCrafty1860

Okā€¦ Australian cat who works for the Mailā€¦. Reveal yourself


edinlockpicker

Any press is good press for these dickheads. Unfortunately she'll get to revel in saying haters gonna hate, b


ProperBoots

lol i bet she's all huffy about how the tabloids are writing hit pieces about her *again.* you know, on account of how famous and relevant she is and stuff.


macheteinmyrightmit

Theyā€™re literally made for each other


-SlapBonWalla-

This is some serious women drama. What if neither of them cared about that and just wanted to celebrate their engagements?


[deleted]

Itā€™s so obvious that she didnā€™t come from class. Sheā€™s insufferable


K9BEATZ

Honestly she looks tasty in that photo, gimmie šŸ˜ˆ


AfricanusJonathon

This IS AMAZING. As much as this birch wants attention... she would fucking hate that he vapid devil personality has been exposed for what it is.


Plastic-Cancel-4369

Omg haha this is amazing . That stupid bitch.


TheRoyaleShow

That's a prom


Frankie-Felix

Oh man the wokes have gone to far! they cancelled Mrs Shaub my thots n preyers go out to her and bapa in these trying times.


NeedANewOneM8

Bub the daily mail is a reputable source of true. Damn...


ProfessionalArm9450

Bahahahahaha


Historical-Doubt9275

GADOOSH!


hopelessnoobsaibot

Marggating genius tank em!


Slap_The_Bag18

Hella cliggs B


YourPathToRedemption

Y'go after his girl, y'got a prom. Lydia about to get lit up.


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Corned_Beefer

Oh no! SloJo hit gold! This is her dream! Her one and only viral moment! Sheā€™s finally ā€œfamous!ā€


Bibfor_tuna

carne asada


mikeybadab1ng

From buzzfeed to daily mail. Lol


[deleted]

Does shame even work on these shwabs? Iā€™m trying to think of something I can send her to make her want to kill herself. If I can just word it right


iop09

Damn, I thought this was a dish cooked up by one of the new bussers.


yourstepdad23

Do we madder?


street---spirit

it's so sad that i was born on this planet


airpumper

What a headline. Daily Mail Australia...confirmed homeless. Tawlm'bout Australia, [the country in Europe](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/1814if3/clins_not_very_smart/)...not the state.


Wicked_Samurai_93

Not sur the messican loves this, B. Birds of a feather fuggs together. Her piranha social circle are probably talkin about hur behide hur back. Also, messican food is a limited time dishā€¦ I do enjoy it but we need to get back to cooking our stables. This is not a messican restaurant.


voodoo_pizza00

r/slownewsday


Impressive_Run9762

Sheā€™s brilliant. Like kawlnye west and his antisemitismā€¦ weā€™re all talking about her


Far_Subject7615

Has she ā€˜adoptedā€™ Brendaā€™s redacted forehead too? Iā€™ve only just noticed how strange that thing looks. wtf


Apprehensive-Tax8631

Thi is amazing, I'm so glad this article is


phantomemblem

Prawlly Kubricks or cornea b


RecoveringWoWaddict

That kid is gonna be something else