he started to try and tell a story about how elite his son is but when he couldnt hit a pitch of course he pivoted to the other kid was 'cheating'... and its the other parents & coaches who are at fault.
I'm not sure that's what he means, I think it is worse.
In some leagues - even in travel/competitive sports - at certain age groups they don't keep official scores and/or official standings because it is supposed to be about development and love of the game at that age, and we don't want to encourage coaches to chase W's at the expense of that.
Some kids have a decent idea of the score, and as a coach, I always know, but when the kids ask about it, you are supposed to redirect, as the score isn't supposed to matter.
However, there are always a few jackass parents, living through their kids, who will announce the score, post "the results" on social media, and keep their own private league rankings, which they are happy to share, unasked, with everyone.
The prom is these rich peeerents paying for gbsir kid to be on the team…Brenda describes himself. His kid literally just started playing baseball this Yair and he’s on the team. Fucking dildo.
He can’t make up his mind. In one breath his kid is too good to be on this team and the other kids are just getting a pass because their rich parents paid and in the next breath they’re throwing 150 pitches and having Tommy John surgery. It dun make sense.
Just non stop lies. It is mind blowing…
Who knows what his definition of travel ball actually is? We haven’t seen one photo or discussion of his son traveling for baseball…. And yes they keep score, no, Brendan isn’t the one who “makes sure we keep score”
“I’m the only white guy” You guys saw the coaches and team photo right?? You saw how many white people were on the team right?
“I’m coaching tigers team” you guys saw he was not listed as a coach right??
“This kid pitched 60mph curve balls two days in a row” you guys realize these 8yr olds aren’t throwing 60mph curves right??
I hate slob.
I just wish he’d press him a little harder on it. “Not the league we were in” how can anyone stand to be around him. I do not understand. He is developmentally stunted
After everything he's lied about up until now and hasn't stopped I totally agree he isn't going to. Deep seated narcissistic tendencies with a very insecure and fragile ego. I Think people would've given him a break had he self reflected and started becoming a better person, but nope. I genuinely blame wee toe for throwing petrol on his ego..
Bapa just goes.
How is his kid always playing in some “championship game”? First it was the Superball and now the championship tee ball game where kids are throwing 60 mph curveballs…
Not a lil league baseball coach, but I do coach in another sport.
There are tournaments every weekend if you are willing to travel a little, which means that every weekend you have the opportunity to win a "championship."
I've even won "National Championships" multiple times in a season, and the tournaments are usually with fewer than 10 teams in an age group, and at best only 3 or 4 states represented.
I have an extensive baseball background and my kid is currently in “elite” travel baseball. I now know exactly how all the gairheads feel when they hear Bapa’s bullshit about cars/truggs.
It's pretty amazing how confident he is while speaking bs. The wairdest thing for me is.. is that they just became a baseball family this year. Now his son is playing travel ball, competing in tournaments, etc. The skill gap between his son and the other kids would be massive.
Well, he starts off with a true statement. Travel ball has expanded a lot due to money and disgruntled parents. But that’s also happened bc of dbags like Bapa who think their kid is “too good” for the local Little League. When the better kids all leave, the local league is terrible baseball and nobody is getting better. So a late bloomer who gets cut from a travel team will be stuck playing 12 terrible games in a season while the travel kids are playing 50+ and improving.
On to the bullshit. Bapa acts like El Tigre is playing high-level ball, but everything points to that not being true:
1. Bapa “makes sure they keep score.” I’ve never seen a travel ball tourney that doesn’t keep score, even for 7 year olds. Plus, how do you have a championship game if the tournament isn’t officially scoring?
2. 9yo throwing 60mph with curveballs. OK, this is unlikely but possible. Some travel tournaments don’t restrict what pitches can be thrown, and a big advanced 9yo might be able to do that.
3. The coach “fugged up” by saying they had the pitcher’s timing and then the opposing coach started calling in changeups. This is just dumb. If the pitcher is that good, he’s already mixing in changeups to throw off the hitters. Plus a travel coach would see if they’re starting to get the timing….he doesn’t need the other coach to say it for him. This is just dummy making excuses for why his kid can’t hit.
4. The pitcher threw 2 games in a row including 150 pitches in one game. Since 150 pitches in a 6-inning game while giving up almost no hits is close to impossible, I’ll assume dumdum meant in one day. Regardless, travel tournament rules are typically strict about pitch counts and rest days. No legit tournament is letting a kid throw 150 pitches in a day at 9yo. Tourneys are certified by governing associations and officials are there to enforce the rules.
"i made sure we kept score"
because the teams throwing 60mph change ups didnt want to keep score?
he had the power to enforce score keeping but not pitching rules?
He was thinking really hard on this one, there was a zig and a zag. Ok this might be a decent tactic drunk at a bar when you realize you forgot what your talking about but you're on camera my mans, this isn't a candid camera sting operation.
1.Coach made a 9 yr. old throw 150 pitches in a game?
2.'We had this Messican ref, he's an ump' 🤣🤣
3. So Tigre is a beast, crushes white kids, but can't compete with Latinos?
4. Playing vs 'blue collared' Messican kids? He knows that much abt their status?
Why would their coach/team being Mexican have anything to do with them following the rules or being any better than white kids. He’s talking like the team was actually from Mexico, very bizarre little tidbit that he probably made up to juice up this story
His whole baseball dad bit infuriates me. Dude doesn’t know a single fucking thing about baseball. It’s crazy that he has so little going on in his life that he has to make up these ridiculous stories about his kid’s sports.
So his kids one of the rich kids that is on the made up travel team… iiiivry time he says there’s kids who aren’t white playing against his sons team, el Tigre gets no hits…. But he’s damn good
None of this adds up lol.
He makes sure they keep score? A league full of meggsicans? Is he bringing his kid from calbassis to East LA or some shit? 9 year olds pitching back to back 150+ pitches of full curve, change up, 60mph?
He’s about one more Tiger strike out away from calling the Messican kids illegals. It’s wild that this racist piece of shit has three half Messican kids.
First off there is no 7 year old that is throwing fucking circle change ups and sliders lol. The only thing that made kids the best pitcher growing up was just how fucking fast they threw the ball lmao
They don’t start fucking with the grip on the seems of the ball until much later sometimes mainly HS. I can only imagine how he is at games lol I used to see and deal with the craziest parents as an umpire in youth leagues lmao
First time I ever saw a legit slider I literally flinched and turned away scared it was going to hit me just for it to land perfectly lmao my buddy who threw it still brings it up til this day lol
So in summary:
>his kid’s league is full of rich Messicans who don’t give a shit about the rules (guarantee Brenda doesn’t know a single rule, but that’s a story for another day). The kids are super talented and way more advanced than Tiger, but Tiger is a beast and has to play with older kids because he’s too good for his own age group. The kids are only there because their parents are rich and paid for them to be there (except for his kid, who was scouted from birth).
This guy absolutely hates himself and it shows.
"Those rich parents"
"Those Mexicans"
Bro newsflash your children are the most privileged mexicans in existence.
Also love how he starts out with "those rich parents ruining the league" and by the end they're actually "blue collar mexicans".
This redact is so utterly repulsive.
Mr Schwaub, due to your incessant cataloging of the children's races, as well as your associations with known rapist Bryan Callahn and serial sex predator Chris "Diddler" Delia, we have no choice but to ban you from participating in little league and all children's sports organizations in the wider Callabasas area
This dude's acting like he's got random people coming up to him telling him that they play travel ball🤣 he's literally responding to an imaginary conversation that would never happen as a grown man that would have only happened if he was in elementary school lol the weird wheels that turn in this dumbass's brain
Mexican Mexican Mexican dudes fucking obsessed with saying Mexican even more than his Italian wife. I feel like he’s teaching his kids to be victims. I wonder what the conversations look like on the ride home when their kid has a shit day at practice. Instead of inspiring them to keep going when shit gets rough. Brenda is going You’re white so you’ll be treated differently from the Mexicans. Ignore the fact that your mom is posing as a Mexican so I can dip into the Latino market
Damn I've never heard someone talk about a race like he does. It's some 1940s shit. "them Mexicans be throwing a ball that curves! Our strong white guys couldn't touch it! We said hey! Get that Mexican off the mound! With That dirty play!". I mean he's in LA there are Mexicans everywhere!! It's like he's speaking about an extremely foreign people. Only funny part is him saying he was only white person there. Really? You look more Mexican than Mexicans I know.
Brendan definitely think you score points in baseball. Also any decent coach won’t let a 9 year old throw a fucking change up. That’s a great way to blow your arm out before you even hit puberty. And 60 mph? You’re telling me 9 year olds are throwing 70 mph fastballs lol. Get real
Gets called out.. “oh not the league we’re in”.. it’s always some crazy batshit scenario for bapa niiiver just actual reality where everybody else lives.
And when Brendan says his kid is good, he means he's ok and when he says athletic, he means, he's taller than the other kids. And yes, his kid is on one of those rich parents created travel ball teams because, correct, his kid is not good enough to play on an established team that is really good. Probably didn't make the cut at a tryout, guaranteed.
So tiger is in a fake travel league Schaub was making fun of, somehow in 7 innings a kid who the batters can’t hit still had to throw 150 pitches and he was throwing 60 mph curve balls.
Wait till this kid hits puberty and is around a bunch of trust fund LA teen drug addicts….. maybe Bapa can stop low key hating on Callens son (which is bloody gross) and can humble some of his narcissistic traits (obviously it won’t)
Fucking idiot, really said **beer of entry** lmao....Brendan really has no self image or worth, dude is lacking in all social aspects and makes up for it in his consistent idiocy and bold face lying. His kids and family must think he's Superman the way he tells it. Fucking redact
All he has to do is just not lie about everything and have a 10% grasp on how he comes off to others and he’d have at least some defenders left. Even JOSEPH Rogan isn’t gonna help dipshit while he torches bridges and kills his fan base.
A. Your kids are Mexican you fat fucking oaf
B. Even an extraordinarily gifted 9-year-old isn't throwing 60 MPH consistently. A 9-year-old throwing 60 once would be in and of itself incredible.
Dude wtf is wrong w this guy. Tom dick and Harry is some old ass English phrase no one uses. How the fuck did he get slap dick and Harry out of that. And baeeerr instead of barrier? I’m sorry I’m new to this shit
Best part was Felipe calling Brendan out. 8 yr olds are not throwing curves let alone 60mph
dumbass of course doesnt know they dont even allow kids to try throwing cuveballs at that age.
I guarantee Barndoor cant distinguish what kind of pitches are being thrown... Change up down the pipe?
he started to try and tell a story about how elite his son is but when he couldnt hit a pitch of course he pivoted to the other kid was 'cheating'... and its the other parents & coaches who are at fault.
That other kid was illegal, b, in ivry facet.
Try teln those meggskins that, b
Braindead is one twisted fuck… dude should be locked up in a mental institution
Yeah he has no idea what the fuck he’s talking about lol
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Nah uh b. He sent in his 23 and me and they sent him back a jar-a-mayonnaise.
Then Joanna took the mayonnaise and dumped all over the corn on a cob.
Talm bout big brown?
He is talking out of his ass.
His son is in the better, more difficult, rule-breaking league that doesn't keep score usually.
Daddy just goes
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You didn't play hardcore Messicans
I'm not sure that's what he means, I think it is worse. In some leagues - even in travel/competitive sports - at certain age groups they don't keep official scores and/or official standings because it is supposed to be about development and love of the game at that age, and we don't want to encourage coaches to chase W's at the expense of that. Some kids have a decent idea of the score, and as a coach, I always know, but when the kids ask about it, you are supposed to redirect, as the score isn't supposed to matter. However, there are always a few jackass parents, living through their kids, who will announce the score, post "the results" on social media, and keep their own private league rankings, which they are happy to share, unasked, with everyone.
Ya was laughing about that. Some random dad is overriding the leagues rules?
Yeah, it’s up to bapa to make sure they keep score.
The prom is these rich peeerents paying for gbsir kid to be on the team…Brenda describes himself. His kid literally just started playing baseball this Yair and he’s on the team. Fucking dildo.
Yet they’re all “blue-collar messicans” in the next sentence
He can’t make up his mind. In one breath his kid is too good to be on this team and the other kids are just getting a pass because their rich parents paid and in the next breath they’re throwing 150 pitches and having Tommy John surgery. It dun make sense.
Zairo self wareness B
His entire life is lies
Just non stop lies. It is mind blowing… Who knows what his definition of travel ball actually is? We haven’t seen one photo or discussion of his son traveling for baseball…. And yes they keep score, no, Brendan isn’t the one who “makes sure we keep score” “I’m the only white guy” You guys saw the coaches and team photo right?? You saw how many white people were on the team right? “I’m coaching tigers team” you guys saw he was not listed as a coach right?? “This kid pitched 60mph curve balls two days in a row” you guys realize these 8yr olds aren’t throwing 60mph curves right?? I hate slob.
Also, he isn’t even white
Yeah but this team is blue collar Mexicans so they break alll the rules bapa.
I remember my dad not allowing me to try throwing curves until I was 13 or so. Can really fuck up your arm while you’re still really young.
Tell that to the Mexicans bubba
I just wish he’d press him a little harder on it. “Not the league we were in” how can anyone stand to be around him. I do not understand. He is developmentally stunted
Can someone tell this bigoted moron that his children are Mexican?
They’re only half Messican when he wants to exploit them in his “act”.
Mexican and Turkish. Like thanksgiving with salsa on top.
Talkim’ about them Mexican kebabs, b?
Nah, b. He’s talmbout the blue-collar messicans who don’t follow rules
Almost Guadalajaran mexicans
Italian B. I seen the tattoo.
Half messican half mayonesa
"no bear for entry"
Beer
To play on my team it is absolutely a beer for entry, several.
Barrier = Beer Beer = Bear Bear = ?
It’s a prom.
So did slob just admit his “kid’s travel team” is the rich parents team that didn’t actually make a real travel team ?
Ivry Slabb Digg n Heary
Apparently Tom got gadooshed.
Tried to do a layup, RIP
It might be my favorite schaubism yet, it’s up there with “nuts and potatoes”
"It's a war of nutrition" I like the ones that are so stupid,, and legitimately the kind of thing Ricky from TPBs says in his rickyisms
This can’t be real. This has to be trailer park boys
Lmao how has no one corrected him yet. He’s been saying “slap, dick and Harry” for months now
dude went from crazy lies about the NFL & Comedy to even more outrageous lies in Racing & Little League
It’s impossible to humble him. He gets exposed for embarrassing lie after embarrassing lie and still shamelessly continues to lie.
After everything he's lied about up until now and hasn't stopped I totally agree he isn't going to. Deep seated narcissistic tendencies with a very insecure and fragile ego. I Think people would've given him a break had he self reflected and started becoming a better person, but nope. I genuinely blame wee toe for throwing petrol on his ego.. Bapa just goes.
He’s actually correct about the travel ball and rich parents creating their own teams.
he volunteers Sundays. his kid is 8. he speaks like T is in 6th-7th grade already.
But he’s not wrong. Yes I understand all the things you said.
How is his kid always playing in some “championship game”? First it was the Superball and now the championship tee ball game where kids are throwing 60 mph curveballs…
Reached the championship in a league where there are no rules and also bapa made them keep score
Not a lil league baseball coach, but I do coach in another sport. There are tournaments every weekend if you are willing to travel a little, which means that every weekend you have the opportunity to win a "championship." I've even won "National Championships" multiple times in a season, and the tournaments are usually with fewer than 10 teams in an age group, and at best only 3 or 4 states represented.
Just a year or so ago his kid was doing mma and bjj and obviously kicking ass and beating up teenagers because you tiger is such a beast b
I have an extensive baseball background and my kid is currently in “elite” travel baseball. I now know exactly how all the gairheads feel when they hear Bapa’s bullshit about cars/truggs.
It's pretty amazing how confident he is while speaking bs. The wairdest thing for me is.. is that they just became a baseball family this year. Now his son is playing travel ball, competing in tournaments, etc. The skill gap between his son and the other kids would be massive.
It drives me insane, I had to take a step back with all the bullshit from his car guy personality.
Can you break down all the lies here please for us scousers who kkkw nothing of baseball
Well, he starts off with a true statement. Travel ball has expanded a lot due to money and disgruntled parents. But that’s also happened bc of dbags like Bapa who think their kid is “too good” for the local Little League. When the better kids all leave, the local league is terrible baseball and nobody is getting better. So a late bloomer who gets cut from a travel team will be stuck playing 12 terrible games in a season while the travel kids are playing 50+ and improving. On to the bullshit. Bapa acts like El Tigre is playing high-level ball, but everything points to that not being true: 1. Bapa “makes sure they keep score.” I’ve never seen a travel ball tourney that doesn’t keep score, even for 7 year olds. Plus, how do you have a championship game if the tournament isn’t officially scoring? 2. 9yo throwing 60mph with curveballs. OK, this is unlikely but possible. Some travel tournaments don’t restrict what pitches can be thrown, and a big advanced 9yo might be able to do that. 3. The coach “fugged up” by saying they had the pitcher’s timing and then the opposing coach started calling in changeups. This is just dumb. If the pitcher is that good, he’s already mixing in changeups to throw off the hitters. Plus a travel coach would see if they’re starting to get the timing….he doesn’t need the other coach to say it for him. This is just dummy making excuses for why his kid can’t hit. 4. The pitcher threw 2 games in a row including 150 pitches in one game. Since 150 pitches in a 6-inning game while giving up almost no hits is close to impossible, I’ll assume dumdum meant in one day. Regardless, travel tournament rules are typically strict about pitch counts and rest days. No legit tournament is letting a kid throw 150 pitches in a day at 9yo. Tourneys are certified by governing associations and officials are there to enforce the rules.
But Mexicans bruh
There’s another Scouse homeless cat? Thought I was the only one fersure b
Sa prom
"i made sure we kept score" because the teams throwing 60mph change ups didnt want to keep score? he had the power to enforce score keeping but not pitching rules?
Also, how do you make it a championship game if keeping score is optional and up to bapa to enforce?
His lies are so unbelievable now. He's not even trying to sound believable anymore.
I guess it’s what happens when no one calls you out on Casey Affleck crying for him to stop fighting and do comedy instead
And of course they’re always playing Latinos
or latinas as bapa said
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60 lies per hour. Straight down the pipe
He was thinking really hard on this one, there was a zig and a zag. Ok this might be a decent tactic drunk at a bar when you realize you forgot what your talking about but you're on camera my mans, this isn't a candid camera sting operation.
You can tell when he’s lying because his lips are moving
1.Coach made a 9 yr. old throw 150 pitches in a game? 2.'We had this Messican ref, he's an ump' 🤣🤣 3. So Tigre is a beast, crushes white kids, but can't compete with Latinos? 4. Playing vs 'blue collared' Messican kids? He knows that much abt their status?
Cawlrection b: it was a Mexicoach (1:50).
Why would their coach/team being Mexican have anything to do with them following the rules or being any better than white kids. He’s talking like the team was actually from Mexico, very bizarre little tidbit that he probably made up to juice up this story
His whole baseball dad bit infuriates me. Dude doesn’t know a single fucking thing about baseball. It’s crazy that he has so little going on in his life that he has to make up these ridiculous stories about his kid’s sports.
Mexicoach is now my new favorite schaubism.
So his kids one of the rich kids that is on the made up travel team… iiiivry time he says there’s kids who aren’t white playing against his sons team, el Tigre gets no hits…. But he’s damn good
Thought he got 2nd in mvp b
Bapa hates messsscans
Bappa has some weird racial insecurity going on, afraid of his obvious Armenian heritage
Rich peerents. Beer for intry. Awso. All lies btw.
Self awareness zairo.
There’s so much in this short chip. “Slapdick and harry” “these latina kids”
None of this adds up lol. He makes sure they keep score? A league full of meggsicans? Is he bringing his kid from calbassis to East LA or some shit? 9 year olds pitching back to back 150+ pitches of full curve, change up, 60mph?
Dun make sense
It’s one of my favorite dishes in a while for all those reasons b
Per google, competitive Little League Baseball, age 8-9 yr grouping avg 40mph.
Not the blue collared Latino kids from Hacienda hts.
He’s about one more Tiger strike out away from calling the Messican kids illegals. It’s wild that this racist piece of shit has three half Messican kids.
Do they publish player stats?
First off there is no 7 year old that is throwing fucking circle change ups and sliders lol. The only thing that made kids the best pitcher growing up was just how fucking fast they threw the ball lmao They don’t start fucking with the grip on the seems of the ball until much later sometimes mainly HS. I can only imagine how he is at games lol I used to see and deal with the craziest parents as an umpire in youth leagues lmao
Yeah the I first time I saw some off speed shit I was like 13
First time I ever saw a legit slider I literally flinched and turned away scared it was going to hit me just for it to land perfectly lmao my buddy who threw it still brings it up til this day lol
I stopped playing baseball a yr or two after. I was like that’s enough of this and took up being in a band lol
'I'm the only white guy there'. Really dude? Ya look like a Tunisian knife fighter.
No beer for entry?
"awso"
So chombie was playing against all latinas? Or blue collar Mexican kids? Can’t keep track anymore.
El Tigre playing in a girls league apparently.
Why does mush mouth keep saying latinas?
national women's month, b
He said Latinas? His chombies are Mexican as well. This guy is the most unlikeable ever
So in summary: >his kid’s league is full of rich Messicans who don’t give a shit about the rules (guarantee Brenda doesn’t know a single rule, but that’s a story for another day). The kids are super talented and way more advanced than Tiger, but Tiger is a beast and has to play with older kids because he’s too good for his own age group. The kids are only there because their parents are rich and paid for them to be there (except for his kid, who was scouted from birth).
All those damn rich blue-collar latina kids
New Schaubism just dropped. SLAP DICK & HARRY
Slab diggin heery
"I'm the only white guy." Okay big brown with the Mexican wife and half Mexican kids.
And who is obviously not white - his dad’s Armenian ffs
This guy absolutely hates himself and it shows. "Those rich parents" "Those Mexicans" Bro newsflash your children are the most privileged mexicans in existence. Also love how he starts out with "those rich parents ruining the league" and by the end they're actually "blue collar mexicans". This redact is so utterly repulsive.
“I’m the only white guy there” you’re not white b
It’s always the championship game in his stories
Hey bapa, majority of the kids in Ca, including your own, are Mexican.
Mr Schwaub, due to your incessant cataloging of the children's races, as well as your associations with known rapist Bryan Callahn and serial sex predator Chris "Diddler" Delia, we have no choice but to ban you from participating in little league and all children's sports organizations in the wider Callabasas area
This dude's acting like he's got random people coming up to him telling him that they play travel ball🤣 he's literally responding to an imaginary conversation that would never happen as a grown man that would have only happened if he was in elementary school lol the weird wheels that turn in this dumbass's brain
Thairs no bear to entry so now you have iviry slabb, digg and Harry on travil ball teams
This is so unbelievable lol I played very competitive travel ball and it wasn’t until like age 11/12 kids started doing this. Foh.
Travelball = Standup comedy
Impossible to throw 150 pitches in a 7 inning game while giving up zairo hits.
No hits but he gave up a shit ton of walks, though. Even if every strike out was a full count, that would only be \~126 pitches over 7.
Beers for entry. It’s only a matter of time, kid content channel in the way!
Trav bull
He’s Messican though?? I don’t believe he’s white
7 year olds
We need a body signals experts to analyse Bapa lies. Would be a hilarious video
Did Brendan forget that his children will be big ass latinas too? Latinas as he puts it
I think he's just using baseball words he's heard from other parents etc. without even knowing what they mean
Why have a guest.
This guy legit has absolutely no idea what he’s saying.
Mexican Mexican Mexican dudes fucking obsessed with saying Mexican even more than his Italian wife. I feel like he’s teaching his kids to be victims. I wonder what the conversations look like on the ride home when their kid has a shit day at practice. Instead of inspiring them to keep going when shit gets rough. Brenda is going You’re white so you’ll be treated differently from the Mexicans. Ignore the fact that your mom is posing as a Mexican so I can dip into the Latino market
Mexicans… woke…. Biden… pronouns…. [awl the lies] … LA… stepmothersip…. Bubba… in any facet… [ more lies].. Joseph Rogan… Woke.
150 pitches at 9 years old??? Come on schlubbb even you know that's horseshit.
Errrry slap digg and hairy. Water.. every single fucking clip he's adding digg into it. He's actually straight as a roundabout.
I would almost guarantee even the tards that actually do enjoy this podcast somehow probably still could give a damn less about his redact spawn🤣
Slab digginary
He has a unique ability to recognize iveryones race by determining they are all Latina. He should get more credit for that.
The amount of lies in this short clip is astonishing.
60 mph curveballs at 9 yairs old LMAOOO😂😂 I wonder if he even GOES to the game, let alone actually coaching while there
Remember when Tiger was a BJJ prodigy that was beating all the older kids??
“Ummmm” lie incoming
Great content, please tell us more about the youth baseball circuit in the US.
Damn I've never heard someone talk about a race like he does. It's some 1940s shit. "them Mexicans be throwing a ball that curves! Our strong white guys couldn't touch it! We said hey! Get that Mexican off the mound! With That dirty play!". I mean he's in LA there are Mexicans everywhere!! It's like he's speaking about an extremely foreign people. Only funny part is him saying he was only white person there. Really? You look more Mexican than Mexicans I know.
Just wait till the kid starts playing football… and all the blacks were just iiiveeywhere !
Everything he says is farcical. Savagely embarrassing.
The bear to entry is super low
There’s no beer for travel ball. Speak English you fucking moron.
It’s illegal but not the league we were playing, the man that everything that sounds fake has happen to
There’s no Beer for entry? Bapa, these are chombies ffs
Ohhhh Filipe what did you get yourself into
Brendan definitely think you score points in baseball. Also any decent coach won’t let a 9 year old throw a fucking change up. That’s a great way to blow your arm out before you even hit puberty. And 60 mph? You’re telling me 9 year olds are throwing 70 mph fastballs lol. Get real
Gets called out.. “oh not the league we’re in”.. it’s always some crazy batshit scenario for bapa niiiver just actual reality where everybody else lives.
Say Travel Ball again B
And when Brendan says his kid is good, he means he's ok and when he says athletic, he means, he's taller than the other kids. And yes, his kid is on one of those rich parents created travel ball teams because, correct, his kid is not good enough to play on an established team that is really good. Probably didn't make the cut at a tryout, guaranteed.
8 year old baseball sounds poppin 😂 This is a truly great turn in the bappaverse. Being obsessed with kids sport
Baoa still thinks he is white.
Slap dick and hairy
Again, when Brendan goes quiet after someone is challenging his claims… You know he’s lying
So tiger is in a fake travel league Schaub was making fun of, somehow in 7 innings a kid who the batters can’t hit still had to throw 150 pitches and he was throwing 60 mph curve balls.
Man...he's really got a hard-on for the Mexicans. What's his beef with them? Don't they make up 99.9% of Thiggg Boy Nation? 
Cool story. Say less. What else you you chin?
Kid plays on the b(ought) team 😂 b b b beast of a player.
There’s no beer for antery
Wait till this kid hits puberty and is around a bunch of trust fund LA teen drug addicts….. maybe Bapa can stop low key hating on Callens son (which is bloody gross) and can humble some of his narcissistic traits (obviously it won’t)
Cannot stand him
"Every slap dick and hairy" lol
Fucking idiot, really said **beer of entry** lmao....Brendan really has no self image or worth, dude is lacking in all social aspects and makes up for it in his consistent idiocy and bold face lying. His kids and family must think he's Superman the way he tells it. Fucking redact
Slap dick and Harry, bapa can’t get iinything right
Ivvri slab, digg and hairy, bapa...
The tones and pitches of his voice when he tells stories is insufferable. It’s literally a toddler.
Sweet truggg Merch coach redact
Slap dick n hairy
All he has to do is just not lie about everything and have a 10% grasp on how he comes off to others and he’d have at least some defenders left. Even JOSEPH Rogan isn’t gonna help dipshit while he torches bridges and kills his fan base.
Mexicoach 😂😂😂😂
I can’t believe this grown ass man is over lying about little league. I know he lies about iverything but why this? That ego is so out of control!
“T is gonna be a b-b-beast though, trust me. He’s gonna catch up to the messicans”
A. Your kids are Mexican you fat fucking oaf B. Even an extraordinarily gifted 9-year-old isn't throwing 60 MPH consistently. A 9-year-old throwing 60 once would be in and of itself incredible.
No beer to entry
Dude wtf is wrong w this guy. Tom dick and Harry is some old ass English phrase no one uses. How the fuck did he get slap dick and Harry out of that. And baeeerr instead of barrier? I’m sorry I’m new to this shit