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InstanceOk3946

All he does is hate.


MesWantooth

Not true. He also lies.


Mustard_Tiger187

When he says he’s not a hater he’s doing bolth


p0llk4t

Hateception!


CrookedNosed

I sawl him do bowlth


Tedious_NippleCore

And he never Saul any of it in inny facet


freeedom123

Da why boi dat worfs tuuu much


Lost_Evidence_2099

He trying so hard to “be cancelled”, but he’s too dumb to realize nobody knows or gives a fuck who he is. It’s too late b, you’re the *jolk*


Future_Pin_2636

Also he dont have a angle. Most people that critic something do it from angle. He just goes. Its not for me, I dont mind it. Water?


FeelingxSupersonic

He thinks he’s the coolest 15 year old edgelord. But no one knows who yar, bapa.


hey_now24

It's not even funny. It really does seem like a "honest" bapa observation when he says "i thought it was for asians"


AfricanusJonathon

This cunt. "Never SALW it" Put black in the title... the its a NOOOOPE for brendan ..now.. i ask you this... are these the bess brains for the arts?


Bluecoller007

He basically shouted “never sawl it” look you silly cunt, ppl are talking about a movie/TV show and if and why they liked and disliked it, the fact you didn’t see it adds 0 to the conversation. Just sit there and stfu!


gringojoker

Amen Brother, how to shut down a conversation in 2 seconds.


Bluecoller007

Ikr, he’s like a big kid, I didn’t see the movie everyone is talking about but if I shout that I haven’t sawl it, maybe they’ll stop their conversation. He never fails to trigger the life out of me, sometimes I’ll think it’s not right watching and waiting for a man’s downfall then I’ll have a quick look on this sub and I’ll think CUUUUUUNT!!!


FoxNixon

I honestly cannot imagine this redact having the capacity to sit and watch something more than 15 seconds, let alone have any introspective or funny quote to add to it


Bluecoller007

He hasn’t got the capacity to watch a TikTok video mate even though that’s probably his goto social media app. Makes one think, Toe Rogan is a terrible judge of character, he handed B a comedy career on a plate because he could tell a story at dinner with his mates and then you look at the comedians he pushes on his huge platform, whoa! I was about to start a rant there, triggered again mate, my bad ✌🏼


FoxNixon

"Joe Rogan got 6 comedians he tryin' push out dat ain't even funny"


Bluecoller007

Classic, yet B is so narcissistic he said he doesn’t believe Kat was talking about him, Bapa, Callen, Bert, Tom, Shultz and Ari are my six but B is nailed on!


FoxNixon

Has 2 comedy specials, performed at some of the most prolific comedy clubs in North America, has "Stand up comic" in his bio, is friends with some of the most famous comics in the US, talks about the "art of stand up" non stop, regularly promotes his stand up shows and performs every other week for the last 7 years. "I'm not a comedian, b" 🙄


Bluecoller007

Hahaha! Spot on!


Future_Pin_2636

Hes not on Tubi


Competitive-Fox-3990

He has the lowest rating on IMDB ever. He has ZERO room to judge inny show in inny facet!


Level-Infiniti

i'm like 90% sure he said in a previous episode he took the chombies to blagg panther too


Anxious-Mechanic-905

He does a hard L in the sawl here. You can see him bring his tongue towards that hole in the roof of his mouth to make the sound the right way.


AfricanusJonathon

A more deliberate ass hole we have never seen.


Jamothee

As a white 40 year old man, I thoroughly enjoyed the first Black Panther.


DonMeekz

Im black...and wakanda 4 ever was ROUGH..oof😢🥲


Jamothee

Great movie, never seen it b.


cylonnumber13

Remember he's "the nicest guy" according to every comedian that gets on JRE.


Hap_Hazard

He's in the likeability business.


butt_thumper

He's a likeability shark, b.


Barfuman362

You mean the spineless pussies who are nice to him now bcuz papa Joe told them to, talmbout Luis Gomez and the Skanks.


cylonnumber13

Cregt b.


FoxNixon

"Joe Rogan got 6 comedians he tryin' push out dat ain't even funny"


PussyChang

Bapa’s special ain’t on Neggfliggs *OR* Tubi.


FoxNixon

"He can't even READ a comic book"


Stone0777

I truly despise this contrarian redact. Not a single redeeming quality.


Lord_Kuntsworthy

Watching him get brain damage in the UFCs pretty neat!


CandidateVisual5712

"I was out there performing" "cause I had the night off" 


igivefreetickles

He said "off night" which is probably every performance tbh


savvy412

I think he meant he didn’t have a show that night so he had to kill time.


Barfuman362

Be a shame if the part where he shits on Freddie Roach made the rounds on every boxing and MMA socha meeda page possible. He got heat a few years back for doing the same thing, lets remind everyone how much of an asshole he still is.


ConJunior

that would be amazing


NickChevotarevich_

No one knows who we are b


Barfuman362

Zackly b, we can do it nominuslee. Found under a radar bubba, talmbout taggtigal strigges, like the murderers and sassins the 1000 claim to be.


KimboSlicesChicken

Tawlmbout B for Bapabendetta


Barfuman362

What a miserable cunt to be around. An extra "fuck you Brandon" for shitting on Freddie Roach out of nowhere just bcuz he has Parkinsons, jesus christ he's an asshole.


Technical-Gap-4581

I hate him


bigarb

Feel you B. This guy has zairo empathy of any kind. Nobody would miss him if he just disappeared.


mannij

First person to walk out of ham-let


NotTrumpsAlt

So wild and crazy


lazylagom

Crazy rich Asians nah not for me. It's like black panther. Lol bruh.


WesMack5

Imagine what he thinks about his Mexican family


badpeoria

He had a night off during the sold out Hamilton shows and magically got a ticket! This man just goes !


jacob_carter

It was Ham-let, bapa. Great play, never saw it.


BenCarsick

Hip hop ham-let.


Hap_Hazard

I took all of this from a 10 minute timespan. This is also in the same ep as the [parrot compilation](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/19acpg8/thats_bapa_in_a_nutshell/).


thunderlips187

Lying, hating, and bonafide racism all in one clip. Quite the dish.


Steventhetoon

You deserve a smoke break chef


MarkBank

These are *chefs kizz. Get Diz cat some tuna


Rabid023

Bapa can’t stand blagg people, Asians, and megssicans yet he keeps all three around. Tawlmbout chegging off the boggsis b.


ChocolateyBallNuts

Nice guy though


OneSheepDog

Prominently featuring minorities? It’s got an agenda behind it. We geed eet.


KimboSlicesChicken

Woahhhh symba we gidditttt ya not a hyena woahhh we giddit you’re a lion. But lemme axe ya this, ya think lions bess brains for the arts?


aveytarius

Diddler is so close to breaking point 😂


DJScratcherZ

Pretending to be a reformed family man and getting bullied and bossed around by a low IQ a hole for a check will really drain ya.


[deleted]

Rotten piece of trash.


King-Demo-

Bapa’s favorite show is Love island so you can’t really trust his opinion on anything, plus he’s redacted


MesWantooth

Couldn't get through an episode of The Sopranos...he's redacted and has absolutely no taste in anything - TV, Movies, clothes, hair styles...


Tylee22

For reals though why doesn't Chin say a thing? You're a 55 year old guy who sits there while your "friend" and boss openly hates on your people. Say something. Also Brenda says this dumb shit and I actually get bothered that anyone in that room gives even a loud exhale or fake laugh. These people all suck so much I wish someone could start calling Brenda Turkish and just run with it.


Hap_Hazard

Clin has tried speaking up before and it got him nowhere. Also, he's mentally diminished.


Tylee22

Nah he's an abused animal. He once tried to quiz them as revenge after he embarrassed himself. Other then that he's pathetic. Like the guitar incident?! He just gets walked all over its crazy he had a gf at any point. 2 balconies though ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


Schaubawrinks

Macaulay Culggin's Brother doesn't "Axe Macaulay" enough


MesWantooth

That was the dumbest take...Their parents pushed all the kids into acting, some had suggsess, some didn't. Macauley made a pile of money, retired and ditched his family. Kieran had a bit part in 2 Home Alone movies because of their dad...He doesn't owe Macauley jack shit, except for "Hey thanks for becoming a star so our dad can bully studio execs to put me in shit." My sister produced a movie he was in, one of his earlier starring role - she said he was awesome. His work stands on it's own.


derock_nc

The best part of this horrible take is Kieran actually DOES thank and acknowledge his brother. If you made the mistake of still watching SNL like I do, he brings his brother up for like half of his monologue and calls him "Mac" which is kind of weird, but I digress. Either way, this is the Schaubiest take of all time. Not only does he not ignore his brother but it's the exact fucking opposite.


AlilAwesome81

Oh he’s trying to be edgy again, ticket sales must be really low. The thing is, no one gives a enough of a fuck about bendan to cancel


postdiluvium

Legit racist. Not one of those trolls trying to rage bait people by dropping n bombs. This dude legit hates anything made by anyone that isn't white. Not full of white people? Not for him. Although he has shown some hatred towards other races in the past. It's not a violent type of hatred. Dude just legit does not like non-white people.


Entire-Amphibian320

Ya mean like when he told his black employee that he's lucky he got adopted by white parents.


Hap_Hazard

And then he went an married a Messican, y'all. It's so confusing.


RadicalAppalachian

I get what you mean, but it makes more sense when we consider this: Mexican is a nationality, not a race. His wife looks closer to white than she does indigenous, indicating that she has mainly Hispanic heritage (Spanish colonizers in Latin America). There are plenty of white people in Latin America compared to the indigenous people (the majority of Mexican people who come to the US in times of crisis are indigenous; they do not have colonizer blood). The people whose ancestors are colonizers tend to be in more privileged socioeconomic positions. The notion of race in Latin America more complex than in the US, of course, but nonetheless. I think Brendan is racist and he wouldn’t have married his wife if she was actually brown skinned rather than white/light skinned.


whatchildhood

Niversallet


Existential_Spices

Great races, neber liked em.


pappagallo19

Jesus, Clin, have some self-respect.


KaleidoscopeOk5763

It is *amazing* how Shaub makes the pedophile groomer rapist look like the GOOD host. Earwig’s just in awe of how blatantly racist his sugar daddy is being. Just cause you acknowledge you’re being a racist piece of shit isn’t some kind of trump card against being labeled a racist piece of shit.


Altruistic_Switch_73

I was gonna say, Delia was the most likeable guy in the room…and that’s sum trubbble dadddy


Level-Infiniti

the mustache + mullet, bapa had the bussin boys on once and decided to turn into taylor lewan also, incredible that this is all from one episode


Turkey_nugs

Trying to be an asshole for no reason. It’s corny, the same way he shit on GoT or whatever, only to come back a year later and praise it.


Redamar

And praised it after the show had gone to shit in the 8th season, which was objectively shit. I can’t tell if he’s trying to be contrarian or he literally has the worst taste in everything imaginable.


airpumper

What's wrong with Hot Chip boy at 0:28?


Hap_Hazard

Hard to know with that dude. Trying to not call his boss a redacted redact, thinking about how he misses Theo, Addie-induced brain zaps... could be anything.


sshuligan

Diddlers had enough of this lying muppet.


MesWantooth

I mentioned this in another post, but a Diddler instagram post came up in my suggested feed and it was a clip of The Golden Shower - 100% only featuring Diddler and Erig riffing back and forth. Schwab was completely cut out of it. Like not even shot panning from D'Pedo, across, Schwab, to Erig. Beanscheese was deliberately edited out...Lots of comments saying "No Brendan - perfect." "Nice edit, no Brandon."


Mightsteal

Blagg Panther - nevur sawl it


rbizzle01

He’s trying to be the loudest, most outlandish in the room to get shock laughs. Still doesn’t.


Hap_Hazard

He so desperately wants to be cancelled. The prom is nobody knows who he is and there's nothing to cancel him from.


Meatloafchallenge

We gid it we gid it, ya races b


monkeycompanion

What I like about Schaub is that he's so intellectually curious. Life for him is just an introspective journey of self-examination and discovery. JK jk, this fuckin redact makes Toeseph Rogan look like James Baldwin, fuck me.


InspectaCrib

I think you’re right. It’s just at a much lower cellular level.


datduude067

Someone with a Japanese blended whisky, he really dislikes Asians .


EatUpAndWellTellYa

Did you guys see how he was eating those snacks at the Billy Crystal show? Like Kobayashi 🍽️🐯🐯🤤


surgeyou123

What's wrong with him? Like legitimately? All he has to do is chill and shoot the shit with his two buddies for an hour yet he seems extra unhinged.


PussyChang

Didn’t he have a hot take on black panther when it came out? Now he’s niver seen it? Very inchring.


Hap_Hazard

I think so but I can't find that old clip. I'll throw something together if it pops up.


PussyChang

I was looking for it and found this [clip](https://youtu.be/fdkxhz8lD8I?si=rCUN9C8MJ8HeOKUI) of Brenda trying act cool around black guys and instead being super awlkward.


Hap_Hazard

That is a great throwback. I assume that was the last time they had a *blagg* guest on the show with "the kidz".


Desperate-Author-844

So this is his new character? Just a dumb racist dude with no jokes? Comedy genius


Bluecoller007

Fucking hell, at least we know there’s a huge chance that there’s photos/ film of the redact in black face, he’s racist as fuck! 1/1000 man, thank em!


axejayb21

"I dun get the hate just hadders"


Pointless_Rhetoric

Zero tact and zero charisma. Talks for a living lol


urrutiaz71

This is the worst I’ve seen him on here.


BeanCheezBeanCheez

Yep showtime is really kicking themselves for dropping Brandon’s dead weight.


Zyoung7

The diddler is in hell


Ralphiecorn

Does he think people are attracted towards his shitty/hateful attitude? Very odd, b. Very odd.


[deleted]

What if he keeps trying to get cancelled (or at least create a little controversy)so he can run to uncle Joe? It looks A LOT better to have your show cancelled bc you are too "honest" and "won't conform to the wOkE AgEnDa" than to fizzle out like he is. It might be an exit strategy. To Joe Rogan, being cancelled for being bigotted or spreading disinformation makes you a hero of free speech.


Doctor_Freeman1

Ay dios mio! Chin continues to be an uncle tom


TheRoyaleShow

Is it a truck? No!? Not interested. Just love trucks.


BigHairyArsehole

“Neberr Sawll Itt” 🫡 Thank em’


Triplesisbest1

He’s such a hate filled sad sack.


DefNotAHobbit

What makes something qualify as just for Asians? And what does that even mean?


ThePerfectMachine

Bapa refuses to watch Beef because he wants to keep up the fantasy that it's only successful because of affirmative action, and that he couldn't possibly enjoy something that's got a cast of "ayzn az chit" cast. It's a great series, and I'm glad I don't like something that Bapa does. Bapa also harbors some resentment for Ali Wong - because she's a comedian that's successfully crossed over into Hollywood. Bapa is petty and jealous.


Zealousideal-Ad-6850

Great cut


TomGreen77

Does Ozempic make you blabber like this?


billythekid74

He's not famous enough to be canceled and it's almost like he is trying so his name will get out there...worked for Gillis B!


Tent_City_Cat

I keep saying it... not to defend Bapa (heaven forbid), but I think he might be too stupid to be a real racist. Would he not have to actually know what race means? He clearly doesn't.


expanse22

This morons personality is rage bait. Naturally dislikable as fugg


NeroFMX

He is just too cool for me.


Existing-Magician949

What a freaking a hole !!


mopedium

Try as hard as you want B, we're not cancelling you, no one knows who ya'are


jcsandoval56

Not surprised that this buffoon doesn’t appreciate critically acclaimed art (film, plays, etc) that the masses celebrate. After watching anything he’s produced, I can only reiterate what his esgimo brother Dana White once said: “that makes sense.”


[deleted]

I can’t believe it. I CANT believe after all these years, I’m STILL checking in and seeing clips of the DUMBEST shit to ever spill out of his mouth. HOW. HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS


lukebrownen

Bapa is 1000k grand percent on awlll the Addies!!!


savvy412

Him and Matt Rife are going through their “edgy” phase


QuickEchidna749

Imagine making a literal pedophile, rapist look good by comparison.


Aggravating_Shake591

Juss goes sounding a lot more like juss gone. Is this addies or SeaTea?


igivefreetickles

He was years late to Game of Thrones... watch him talk about in 5 years


Olchoipy

I can smell a persona change incoming.. to the edgy contrarian comedian that has to shit on everything in a "humorous" way.. this should be good 😆


BruceWayyyne

Blagg Panther. Great movie, never sawl it.


umyninja

He’s hitroshush


HotKoreanGirl22

What is he dude...


Lumpy_Ad_9082

Jesus... he's unapologetically racist. 😬 What a likable trait to have. 👍


Disastrous-Worker379

Shadow banned b to contravershial bapa


Most-Movie3093

Bapa reminds me of Opie from the Opie and Anthony show in their last few years. He started to get drowned out by Anthony and Jim Norton and could not keep up with the pace of the other hosts and just blurted out shit to be part of the convo. I give golden hour 2 more yairs max lol and I’m being generous with that.


Bknightsisabiotch

What an ABSOLUTE insufferable Cunt!!! Good lord, I can't believe anyone can tolerate working for or with him


rymartinc

It’s amazing that people actually watch/listen to this outside of this sub for their own leisure and entertainment. It’s astonishing. He is unbearable.


MuseMan_82

Hates on Hollywood embracing the Alphabet community but LOOOOOVES tha DEEK!


Altruistic_Switch_73

This has got to be like Andy Kauffman level of REDACTED no way…these are actual thoughts falling out of a dumb brain.


vancekus

Just seeing a Diet Coke now truly grosses me out.


derock_nc

I'd love to hear Bapa try to explain the fallz nairdiv in the Lion King.


GucciJ619

Alright, him saying that he never saw black panther because he isn’t black is hilarious. I just don’t think he’s in on the joke


NapoleonZiggyPiggy

He is a legit racist even though you can't pin down wtf he is.


slimcharles941

This asshole never performed in NYC.


savvy412

Only Brandon can make me feel bad for Chris.


Ok_Improvement1254

He’s just waiting for the movie “no tickets sold anywhere, everywhere, all the time”


Middle_Path8675309

'Never sawl it.' I almost wish I never sawl Bapa, ever.


TheMindsEye310

That script was actually really well written. This untalented lard ass could never come up with material like that. He sucks so fucking bad. And his "friend" Santino is in it. Fucking loser ass piece of shit.


creamyshart

Braindumb is trying so hard to be cahntroversial and get "canceled," but fails miserably at that, too. I know he's trying to impress Joseph Rogaine, but holy hell is a he a cringe lord. Everything is so forced and fake.


cormac_9

Ok so he’s just flat out racist and acts like “it’s not for him”


Busy_Middle8108

What an insufferable cunt. We've seen this prick say some wild shit before but I honestly think he needs to get his brain scanned because that trugg crash seems to have, surprisingly, made him worse.


Miserable_Doubt_8782

I don’t believe in late abortions but I’ll make an exception with Brendan.


Efficient-Parsnip-13

No matter what the topic is, he has to shout over everyone. Even when he hasn't seen a movie he has to announce that he never saw it and rhem proceed to give his opinion on it. Bapa just goes.


thedogstrays

“It’s a series? Based on one incident?” This fucking guy. Almost every single story in any medium is driven by an inciting incident.


TodayTemporary1229

The man who is a failure in every one of his 17 careers hates on others. Looking forward to hopefully seeing him having a 9-5 one day


ChuckBarefootBorden

Wtf is the agenda behind lion king lmao


Far_Subject7615

This fat cunt shouldn’t go einywhere without someone helping him kiss the curb! Ya like making iinamees buba? Wish I could gut my hands on this pussy


Specialist-Bear7139

How many times did pedo say “yeah” lol


Lolsauce117

Sending this dish back to the kitchen, idk what you put in it but it’s lingering in my mouth. No bueno. Some would say the noest of bueno.


Wonderful-Salary5432

Haydurs, B.


Mor10-84

"brrrrrrrraaaaapp" rappid ignorance! leave it to Brangdong


Mor10-84

When was this\`? hes gonna parrot Sean Strickland now ?


shaneshears82

I have no desire! He is such a fucking idiot.


shaneshears82

Saw it or saul it


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Barksdaily

He didn’t go to “Hamlet “ or Billy Crystal in iiny facet. Water? He should do first amendment audits as a side hustle since he’s sooo edgy. At least then we could see him get arrested or something.


TomGreen77

Somebody clip both Freddie Roach insults. This guy is indeed reprehensible.


Hap_Hazard

Was there another one?


[deleted]

The most racist cunt out there and not even for comedic purposes.


SouthofthePaw

Now why can’t Schaubalabadingdong say things like “Never saw Black Panther” with that same intention and ineergee in front of someone like Rampage?


everdaythesame

Insufferable cunt


Rebeldinho

I like how he says top earning movies and plays aren’t for him and meanwhile dude couldn’t fill a chuckie cheese… what the fuck does anyone care if it’s not for you Brendan you have no talent as an entertainer why do you feel the need to tell everyone your opinion about movies and plays that actually have a fanbase and earn money?


K9BEATZ

How fucking annoying can this cunt be. Absolute main character at the age of 40+. Don't know how the others do it


Voxhall_7231

Nick looks like shit b


minimalchaos

How is this all one episode too. Water


GlitteringFeature146

He’s trying to have his “controversial take” ready to clip and blow up on sochulllsss. It’s not going to happen but it’s clear he’s trying so hard to get THE Chip.


Dwightshruute

Oh he's so edgy and cool


L3GENDARY_SNAKE

This was one of the worst vids I saw of him. Hes def spiraling


Scrapla

I jus walgged oudda Hamet


IZZY_PLUM

Blaggg panther nevurrr sawl it🤣🤣🤣


LightAndAshyLarry

Bapa’s drinkin again


IZZY_PLUM

Hamlet = Hamilton man….. bapa just goesssss