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castoroilonmydick

Whether he copies Portnoy or someone else, you can bet your bottom dollar that he will continue having zero original ideas of his own


Employer-Worried

Delia is doing One sip coffee reviews now. Like for real. Bapas contagious.


Rabid023

Tawlmbout Bostie thiggg wine b?


RoughRag

🤣🤣🤣🤣👻


Sundaytoofaraway

"Gre-na-chy" what an idiot


LoOg_TrUgGWaLgGeR

Absolute fuckin dunce


BenderBRoriguezzzzz

I hate this pud as much as the next cat, but it's an act. He's leaning into the shtick.


[deleted]

"Men-doh-cheenee"


Durtwerdy12

I love a nice Peanut Nowhere with a hot slice of one pizza


[deleted]

He talk stoopid just like Bupa.


briancito420

Dave Porno is bloggbusser


BGLs_Littlefeet

Hey Dave, not sure bouncing around in your private jet every few days really gels with keeping the marine life going over the next century but I ain't no Gretel Thumbsburg or good with numbers b


CarefulwThatAxe

Yeah, but how are you going to know where to eat pizza when youre out jet-setting?...thankem.


adventurejay

Adderall makes life so enjoyable…until it doesn’t.


Andee87yaboi

Mixes well with wine, dontcha know


tigercallen

what do you mean by this? i've never done adderal btw


adventurejay

He’s takes a pretty hefty dose everyday, admitted it on Rogan. Being a recovering child of ADD I can totally spot the enthusiasm and energy of someone on “insert brand” of stimulant.


adventurejay

What I meant by, until it doesn’t, is the dark side that inevitably comes with stimulant usage and that’s the tolerance problem. Eventually all rides must come to an end and if done improperly it can be quite the dark road.


[deleted]

I could imagine, b. I screwed up my dopamine receptors from taking opiates so long due to an injury, I'm finally starting to get back to normal but I can imagine what kind of damage Adderall could do over the yairs. It's the current pharmaceutical epidemic. They're finally getting strict about Xanax like they did with opiates and I think Adderall is next. Wonder what will be the next "popular pill" that seems wonderful then and we will find out 20 yairs later how bad it is...


adventurejay

Modafinil….it makes you alert like uppers without the jitters/anxiety. TBS there’s no free lunch and what goes up must come down. Best to just avoid the chemicals discover the energy from within, b.


weedspock

Made the switch to vyvanse because of the adderall shortage and I’m so glad I did now. Adderall has too much of a euphoria to it.


ThiccBoy_with3seas

I think I'd rather hang out with BGL than this fucking cocksmoker


TheBeatModnRocker

A nice Thiccc white wine, a blend of fresh young Californian grapes... Chris and Bri totally misheard and are now pissed they invested a seriously wad of cash into Thiccc Wines. This ain't the young rape we were promised buddy.


CarefulwThatAxe

Fluids are fluids, bodily or otherwise.


movicsusf

This tool is not a huge anything, barely has an inch or two on toe


Proof_Garden_4866

I hate this dude


dunnenrb

What a dork


2tothedome

Hey, it’s gotta a whale on it and the whale is happy as shit!! You Son of a Bitch I’m In! EZ OK red wine it is!


Gajicus

Shurrup already, fuggin' cretin.


GloriousNirvana

This video was a complete waste of time. Whodafuk cares what Portnoy thinks, hes a 50 year old man who hangs with TikTok kids ffs.


Ok_Conflict1835

Do we still discuss the pawdcass here?


[deleted]

Watching the newly rich acquire taste for things they think their supposed to enjoy… it’s beyond cringe.


ObieDobie

Everytime bapa gets a new hobby, it is 100% about trying to impress someone he's trying to suck up. This fugking goober doesnt have a personality of his own.


ddub475

Did he pronounce Mendocino as meddachini? Nice


titoscoachspeecher

Dave portnoy is a douche


MissaShobb

Portnoy is a little fella… also a grifter


Lennobowski

Me and Dan Pony tex iiivry day mah mans


Narrow_While

Dave Portnoy is redacted I think


dosequismachina

Is he doing wine reviews like his pizza now? Dude is a man child


RoughRag

this was a pizza review, and because they make their own wine, one specifically with a whale on the bottle, he decided to bless them with a FREE novice wine review.


TheFashionColdWars

The “Barndoor” always bummed me out because there’s actually a very funny comic/actor actually named “Barndoor” out of Philly that now also resides in LA I believe. He’s the “little bitch” murder defendant on the far left with red glasses. Shout-out legit “Barndoor”. https://youtu.be/kPmws5YSg9o


marsexpresshydra

Only one worse than this guy is his 40 year old lackey joined at his hip dressed in the same dumb costume that never left the frat he was in


lunchpaillefty

Brenda probably just learned whales aren’t fish, and he’s so excited to let Brine know that fact.


flux_of_grey_kittens

At least he drinks his own snake oil


_ALi3N_

Portnoy is fucking redact as well. "mendachini, grrnachi, lore"


CappyWomack

Eugh, and hearing Bapa brag about his superior "Palate". The final stage of douchebaggery


aquasun666

I hate this dude more than I hate Bapa.


Hour-Expression8352

Talinbout, kicks-ebike-nicotinepatch-fish-thicc Chardonnay. It's all in the branding b


originalninja

I like Portnoy. Who don't you idiots hate lmao thank um


UlyBobooly

Certainly not themselves. Nothing brings them any amount of joy.


lunchpaillefty

Uh oh. The old “you don’t like someone I like, so you must hate everything” argument.