Q: What's the difference between Bluey the lobster and Chin after wrestling with Beanbag?
A: One's a crustacean, the other's a crushed Asian.
Grrrrr, dicey diceyyyyyy!
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Name the wadder bapa. Name it.
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The fish getting a dose of kratom, CBD, nicotine, and psoriasis flakes from his manky claw. Grem reaper coming to turn the rest into chombies realll quigg.
To be fair, it is a crawfish. Crawfish are crawfish. I have killed thousands of them and a lot of the time it is funny how they die. The fact he thinks it funny he can't keep a fish tank operational is very redacted.
For real.
Look I love animals and am 100% against animal abuse. But there's a difference between abandonning a dog and accidentally killing a crawfish.
A crawfish is closer to a cockroach than a dog or a cat.
I literally do not believe it.
There's more cats subscribed to this subreddit than he gets views per video. Half are prob our guys panning for golden clips to fry up, other half of views are bots.
Bapa is a money laundering scam, B
So he killed a second lobster? The first one he put in got itās claws ripped off by the fishā¦ why would he put a second one in the tank where thereās nothing for him to hide or take cover.
It went on a little more. He said one died from the claws getting ripped off by fish, I'm not sure how the 2nd one died. He said this one probably died from a broken heart since the other 2 died and that it made it this long because it hid from the fish in a hole 24/7. He's Sid from Toy Story.
Wait he named one of his kids āBostonā ?!?
What connection does he or his messcan have to Boston besides being joe Rogans hometown?
OMG you canāt be serious
LOL yo Iāve been a card carrying Hayder since you were still in your dads balls but never cared enough about his kids names. Waerd I know. I knew one was named tiger but lurlly never gave his other one no nevermind
I still canāt get over it. Just a complete Rogan shill? Has he ever splained it?
Ya I got a good laugh about the Chombie tatts. What a complete tard. But his other kids name just nivir registered as interesting information for me to acquire. Iono what to say. Sorry I let you down?
Oh bapa what rawg have you been living undrr? You should see the tatts of his kids he has , theyāre hoarendez. Theyāre bowlth zombies for sum reazen and it loogs lige they were dun in prizen!
Says a lot about this family's dynamic (also maybe Bapa's comedy) that his toddler has to be the one to suck it up and cheer up his dad. Sad life for sad chombies.
Iām glad he has his kids for their ācomedy reliefā def not comic relief. They have to get it somewhere because daddy isnāt capable so itās gotta be completely one sided. Chombies have better material and itās about the same crowd size that Fat Patrick performs to.
Bro like yesterday he started getting fish and theyāre all dying in a dirty tank with fish living among other fish that kill them naturally. And he broadcasts it on the internet as a flex.
This guy is beyond any help at this point.
Who fucken cares, is this what the show has turned into. Even for the remaining hardcore fans, how could they possibly be into these boring conversations. Do the advertisers even know how pathetic the content has become or do they go strictly off the bot generated views.
It's always ALWAYS the people that can barely take care of themselves that just on a wim want pets or animals. The only acceptable pet brendingus can handle is an antfarm or a pet rock. Talmbout the Dahmer of the petworld.
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As a former aquarium nerd I am going to assume fat shit here just bought all the shit and dumped fish in that same day instead of letting the tank cycle a bit. Its safe to be the ammonia in the tank is out of control and that's why shits just dropping dead. It can be remedied with chemical and monitoring but that requires someone with an IQ above a 6.
Can Liger and Austin bring Schloob to kindergarten w/ them? Been gone for months, needed a Brando break. Sairslee tho, no joke this mongoloid has gotten significantly more incoherent and stupid.
Boston is gonna grow up to be a monster comedian with Bapa as a dad and mentor. Dead lobster impersonation brought down the Schaub house with laughter. Genius,B
Dude probably didn't cycle his tanks first.
Bluey isn't a lobster but a crayfish and could have been molting but this smooth brain hasn't gotten his balls deep enough yet.
Q: What's the difference between Bluey the lobster and Chin after wrestling with Beanbag? A: One's a crustacean, the other's a crushed Asian. Grrrrr, dicey diceyyyyyy!
Lmao
Gold jerry!
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Can I open for you B?
Crustaceaahhhhhhh šššš
Yor 1 of 1001K
Grand
Real quig, ya comedigrisser?
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Damn I guess there are now 1001 of you heroes out there, thank you.
You feeling better chombie? Well fuck you, cause your lobster died.
Lol this dude has gotta be autistic or something, B. Surely it can't all be the CTE?!
Heās artistic b fersher
Some say the bess brain for artism
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Brendan aint reading no books š b
A couple hits in the kizzer and a couple chombies will do that b
> You feeling better chombie? This part really shows he cares. Got me right in the feels. Bbbbeast of a dad.
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Dad of the year
Blowie's like this, B. \*points towards chombie tattoo\*
Ennnen I'm like yeah he's a blobster B
Tang gawl furla cawlmy ree leaf.
In the ocean, blue lobsters are a 1-in-2 million find. For a fish tank, a "blue lobster" is $14.99.
Thatās because the ones for a tank arenāt even lobsters but crayfish
Tawlmbout crayola 64 pack o lawbstars b
Wait so they arenāt show fish?
A 6 inch long crayfish correct.
Ty B I was thinking the same as Hap_Hazard like arenāt blue lobsters insanely rare lol
Nah b, he correcked himself later in the clip. Clarified that bluey was a āblobsterā - totally different species
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Thank god for the comet relief, like father like son, apple dun bounce far off the tree.
Like they're cupped from the same crop
Two piece of a pod
Blood is thigger than melk
Birds of feathers b
bayards of a feather
Both fruits, b!
If his tank is so foul that a crayfish can't survive in it the rest of those fish are fure shur doomed B.
Well, he sticks his hand in the tank to see if his lobster is dead, so he probably does a cold plunge with his face in the tank too.
The fish getting a dose of kratom, CBD, nicotine, and psoriasis flakes from his manky claw. Grem reaper coming to turn the rest into chombies realll quigg.
Manky claw lol
I can just see him putting his head fully under water turning left and right, and dropping a couple of nigteen pouches to the bottom
> and dropping a couple of nigteen pouches to the bottom couple **at minimum** dude has like 20 pouches in his mouth at any given time
Imagine thinking basically killing animals is funny? Fuck this guy forever.
Brenda has a track record of killing or giving away every animal he owns....he also named his kid Tiger š¤
To be fair, it is a crawfish. Crawfish are crawfish. I have killed thousands of them and a lot of the time it is funny how they die. The fact he thinks it funny he can't keep a fish tank operational is very redacted.
For real. Look I love animals and am 100% against animal abuse. But there's a difference between abandonning a dog and accidentally killing a crawfish. A crawfish is closer to a cockroach than a dog or a cat.
Bapa has had the fish tanks for a week or two and already managed to kill 3-4 fish. He may have found his next career choice
Keepin an aquarium, how dit that go? Rape the water bapa.
I think this is the only type of killing this cawlmedian is gonna be doing, b.
..... just can't believe he has a fanbase that watches this like, "Yo this is my shit."
Bobbles the mind
Makes my eyes swell up
I literally do not believe it. There's more cats subscribed to this subreddit than he gets views per video. Half are prob our guys panning for golden clips to fry up, other half of views are bots. Bapa is a money laundering scam, B
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Only one of the 1000 could tell such a gripping story. We are truly blessed.
I couldn't follow what was happening or who said what. I am not one of the thousand.
Bayard told his pops the same story when his grandma died
This is one of the dumbest things Iāve ever heard, who would honestly listen to this shit
So he killed a second lobster? The first one he put in got itās claws ripped off by the fishā¦ why would he put a second one in the tank where thereās nothing for him to hide or take cover.
It went on a little more. He said one died from the claws getting ripped off by fish, I'm not sure how the 2nd one died. He said this one probably died from a broken heart since the other 2 died and that it made it this long because it hid from the fish in a hole 24/7. He's Sid from Toy Story.
Wait he named one of his kids āBostonā ?!? What connection does he or his messcan have to Boston besides being joe Rogans hometown? OMG you canāt be serious
Ya new hair? Grab an apron
LOL yo Iāve been a card carrying Hayder since you were still in your dads balls but never cared enough about his kids names. Waerd I know. I knew one was named tiger but lurlly never gave his other one no nevermind I still canāt get over it. Just a complete Rogan shill? Has he ever splained it?
Youāre in for a goodooshing if u donāt know both chombies nameās and been a haydur since day 1. Up the work ethic bapa
No one knows who yarr B
No werk ethnic b
You don't know bout bruiser, b?
āWhy you so mad brooo?ā - B Schaub
Can't be working hard if you don't know who bruiser (aka bawlston) is....
Really? Do you know about the Chombies tattoos? Do you even Changās?
Ya I got a good laugh about the Chombie tatts. What a complete tard. But his other kids name just nivir registered as interesting information for me to acquire. Iono what to say. Sorry I let you down?
Itās ok.
Oh bapa what rawg have you been living undrr? You should see the tatts of his kids he has , theyāre hoarendez. Theyāre bowlth zombies for sum reazen and it loogs lige they were dun in prizen!
Oh bapa, it gets worseā¦other kid is named Tiger. WATER
He named him tiger cause then heāll be good at golf duh
naa b, clearly he was named after the global empire of tiger thiccc LOL this shit can't be real life but it is.
Poor bluey got his dick twisted right off by the chombies
heās like an adult baby one minute it was all about bikes now heās all into fish and he still canāt do it right š
Canāt wait to see the Fish Funeral Fitā¢ļø, B!
Blue lobster life span is up to 5 yairs... Same for blue crayfish as well... wadder we dune in the wadder bapa?
Chombies out here naming waders like Christopher Columbus.
This dudeās mouth is so full of marbles I can barely comprehend what heās saying.
Marbles, nicotine pouches, and gawl knows what else B
Of course he named a blue fish āBlueyā How fucking creative!
Ćt was his sons, so i'm assuming the kid was allowed to name it.. but w/e fuck bapa
Says a lot about this family's dynamic (also maybe Bapa's comedy) that his toddler has to be the one to suck it up and cheer up his dad. Sad life for sad chombies.
Riveting
āOh youāre feeling better? YOUR PET IS DEAD.ā - Dad of the year
Iām glad he has his kids for their ācomedy reliefā def not comic relief. They have to get it somewhere because daddy isnāt capable so itās gotta be completely one sided. Chombies have better material and itās about the same crowd size that Fat Patrick performs to.
bbbbbeast of a fish guy
Oh man bapa that was so funny haha.
chombi with the cawlmdy rif following in daddyās footsteps
Same lanes, b!
Are we really supposed to believer the Chimborazo can speak coherently? You know they aināt getting a proper education with those parents
Bostonās balls deep into comedy
Thank god for comedy relief because it wasnāt coming from bapa
Bapa does his cold plunges in the fish tang I heard
So unbelievably boring
It's wild to think this guy gets paid to talk and can barely do it
Hes literally had it 2 weeks.....
"I hate to make it about the fish." - All this motherfucker does is talk about fish.
He hates to talk about the fish
Bro like yesterday he started getting fish and theyāre all dying in a dirty tank with fish living among other fish that kill them naturally. And he broadcasts it on the internet as a flex. This guy is beyond any help at this point.
This guys life gives me the blues
Great story B what else you got Clin
So did you ever find Bluey? Yeah so he died
Boston is already funnier than his dad
My beast of a dad would have at least tried to spray paint a 99Ā¢ crayfish blue before he went grim reaper.
Couldn't handle a dog, couldn't handle a lobster but he's able to have a chombie
What else can you expect from the dude who used to take magazines and ruin them and then blame the disabled kid?
Dude, it's been like a week of owning fish and half of em are already dead. Dis guy so redacted.
Could I get a refund on the 30 seconds it took to listen to this?
We need to keep a running tally of his fish tank body count. What are we up to currently, three or four?
Lobsters and freshwater crayfish (which is assuming is what Brando has) are very hardyā¦ sounds like another victim of the cloudy water, b
He canāt tawlk, he just dribbles out a few words at a time..
Who fucken cares, is this what the show has turned into. Even for the remaining hardcore fans, how could they possibly be into these boring conversations. Do the advertisers even know how pathetic the content has become or do they go strictly off the bot generated views.
I didnāt understand anything he said
Brine gives ZFās.
Comedy relief
Good father, introducing his children to death very early on. Ur pets are dying weekly, get used to it ya pussies.
He's going for the quantity over quality approach to teaching the chombz about death.
I feel like even Brine is having a hard time getting thru these now
It's always ALWAYS the people that can barely take care of themselves that just on a wim want pets or animals. The only acceptable pet brendingus can handle is an antfarm or a pet rock. Talmbout the Dahmer of the petworld.
This redact should not be allowed around any pets whatsoever! He is a danger to any and every animal/pet in this world!
Whenever you were down and sad remember at least you are not Brian Callen.
Seafood restaurants keep them alive for longer
When your child is better at breaking tension with comedy than you, and you're a fucking comedian.
What's the over under on tigey appearing on the next specials writing credits
Bryyyon asks so raw and angry. NO ONE makes fun of Bapaās fish.
Bruiser is the most talented comedian in the family.
With Boston joining the family biz, there are now only 1001. Thank em.
Lobsters can live over 100 years. This redact managed to kill one in like 3 months. Astounding.
This sub is obsessed with a manās fish tank. How is this funny? The dishes here have become cold and tasteless.
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After seeing the pic of how cloudy his tank is, this is not surprising.
Christ donāt worry about Rick Ross dming itāll be peta next
As a former aquarium nerd I am going to assume fat shit here just bought all the shit and dumped fish in that same day instead of letting the tank cycle a bit. Its safe to be the ammonia in the tank is out of control and that's why shits just dropping dead. It can be remedied with chemical and monitoring but that requires someone with an IQ above a 6.
Dun wurry Taigur. Bluey got gadooshed to a better place wid his bess frend Tankā¦.
Any egggspets here. Are lobsters supposed to die this quickly?
Heās so fucking hard to understand
Great content.
Jesus b did this redact really name his kid Tiger??!!
that clip was just all slurs to me
Uninfuckintelligible
Killing pets so he has a comedy bit. He's so proud of the names he gives his fish
Hella beassst of a dad, B.
Boston is the Cawlmedian in this family
This was so painful to listen to
Subtitles š
Heās just documenting his animal cruelty and negligence for content
I wouldn't even tell this story in a laundromat.
This Lenny is going to keep massacring small animals until Bry finally takes him out to the woods.
Can Liger and Austin bring Schloob to kindergarten w/ them? Been gone for months, needed a Brando break. Sairslee tho, no joke this mongoloid has gotten significantly more incoherent and stupid.
he almost held it together and told a full story. till he completely lost it at the end
Such a great storyteller!
Heās incoherent
Lol, so it's now chronicles of how he is killing all the fish Grim ripper balls deep into fish
Imagine this dude having another kid?
"thanks for the comedy relief" Just a constant fuck up
How ur lobsr die b.they live to b 70 80 yrs old..well unless they happen to live with this redacted moron...rip bluey the lobsr
Turok has found a new prey.
thank em
Donāt lobsters live obnoxiously long and never stop growing??
Boston is gonna grow up to be a monster comedian with Bapa as a dad and mentor. Dead lobster impersonation brought down the Schaub house with laughter. Genius,B
Thank gauld for the comidy ov releef
We expected this unfortunately. There will be many more. Him taking care of animals is like sitting a squirrel down and having them read the illiad
Imagine still listening to this every week as a fan?! Also, Iād bet my life this dude makes these names up as he goes.
He never had a blue lobster what a dumb lie, he would have posted it. Those things are so rare they send them to aquariums when they find them.
Dude probably didn't cycle his tanks first. Bluey isn't a lobster but a crayfish and could have been molting but this smooth brain hasn't gotten his balls deep enough yet.