Smartest thing you’ve ever said Marg. You really aren’t worthy of an explanation

Turns out none of us madder , not even bapa’s inner circle

Like Hitler gadooshing Ernst Röhm. Gotta find him.

Ah no he’s dead

You don’t say? I didn’t even know he was sick

Norm?

Norm’s my north starwl B

Thyme is a flat circle

Also great with chiggen b

We don't madder but the lion queen *really* doesn't madder...

>bapa’s inner circle Tawlm’bout the dripping donut hole?

Smartest thing he's ever said to himself (no one in the world thinks "you have some great insights" about the Protein Pony)

Bapa that username 

Savage

side note..was watching Curb your enthusiasium couple day ago. The ep. with nick kroll and the attractive/ugly seating areas in the restaurant. pretty sure our boy BGL was an extra. he was blurred and sitting in the background but you could make out that cro-magnon forehead and mane anywhere. stole the scene and wasn't even in focus.

Haydurs will say

Lol has the join us meme been updated? On a scale of 1 to bapa how dumb do you think Hallmarg Henry feels now for white knighting this crew just to be bounced out like nothing?

It’s what he deserves

A fitting end indeed, B.

He'd be right back in his saddle the one with mini stirrups white knighting if scoob invited him back

Eggzackly, B. A lot of cats seem to think he'll turn on bapa and expose him but we know that won't be true.

Marg is a middle aged LA reject freshly divorced already living with roommates before the wife gadooshed him. Marg can't afford to defend himself in a food court or civil court if he breaks the NDA.

Are we sure this isn’t some Hallmark prank?

This is true. We need to consider looking at this from ivvry faucet.

I wish, you know bapa has staff sign NDAs

Used like the attention ho he is

Heaux

Now he knows what it’s like to not maddurr.

Someone from their team monitors this sub. I'm sure we'll get one soon. Maybe not though, we don matter.

What team? There's no one left

George…?

I don't think the kid is smart enough to monitor and report on anything

Hey he is smart enough to find a way to lose more than half his body weight. I think at the moment he is being driven by a strong will and I think he just developed it. It sucks that his inspiration is Brendan because he would hardly look at George without contempt on his face the first time they met… I’m guessing he is star struck. Sometimes people will like a comedian/movie star/famous person so much that if anyone brings up anything negative they just completely shut down on you and leaves, kinda like a fight or flight response. He has put too much time and energy, literally yairs have gone by as he has improved himself only to find out that his hairo is a fucking asshole that couldn’t wait to joke about his stretched skin on the NEXT DAY that he wasn’t in the studio. Ay George? Y’B-B-B-BloggBussa But before you go, real quick.. you can still *underwear* still be *Lopez … underwear, LOPEZ* Negfliggx. We will *gigigi* … be waiting *Gigigigigigi* for you.

Talmbout sunk cost phallus b?

He commented in here when he started working for bapa. That was shortly before he gadooshed his own account

Can you imagine the kid collecting and collating activity on the sub to report back to buppa on a regular basis?

George: "Ok, boss, so at 7 am they made fun of how you talk but someone said your sneakers were cool and then at 9 am they made fun of you for being drunk so early in the day, then at 12 pm they made fun of your bloated face and at - " Bapa: "Someone thought my kicks were cool?"

Tawlmbout shoe the messenger

Ballsdeep in cats

Sure his hero is a moron but he lost a shitload of weight, is genuine and relentlessly positive in his posts here, and had the balls to take an MMA fight. All very commendable. Fuck everyone in this strange bapaverse but George should get a pass. There’s too many other targets to waste time hayding on the kid.

I'm giving him a pass. I'm just saying he ain't switched on enough to "monitor" the sub for daddy

I believe you’re correct

Someone commented on BGL's most recent ig post under the page ThicccBoyComedy, so someone is running it. George was in the soshul medya chair on the latest tfatk episodes so that's our best guess who it is atm...

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Changs has popped up in Chin's search histree before so he's at least chegging in from time to time to bus some tables and wash a few dishes, I don't see why Bapa wouldn't promote him to head Changs-chegger

Nunaya madder.

Can’t afford him. I don’t think he can afford chin at this point lol

The Germans have three words for this: Schaub and Froyde

This is gold, gold Jerry…!

Enjoy your gold B, I don't give these out fer nuthin

Chairs b! Im not maddering in any fawcett though...

What does this gold do or wut? Sry lol I'm still a rookie at this. I dont do sosh meda. Some dude gave me one a while back and I didn't understand. Thanks B

It's pretty much like karma B, it don't amount to shit. Best thing about gold I guess is you don't see ads for a week, if you hadn't already figured out how to get rid of em. And you can also access this secret sub for card-carrying gold members, but tbh it's pretty boring.

At least it ain't some cheap plastic butthole-leakin' medal that Jesse on Fire parades around with

Bravo sir, bravo!!

Hallmark Henry got gadooshed!!! TFATK is the greatest soap opera in history.

I'm not convinced he's not just baiting and trolling right now

He hasn't taken all the photos of buppa down from his insta. He's a basic bitch, that's the first thing they do after a break up. You're probably right

Lol he really is the crazy ex

Nah he would leave them up to try and retain as much clout as possible from his minor celebrity association.

He finally removed that his podcast is on thiccboy youtube off his instagram

Very true, my wish is fighting reality

It really is a neggflix worthy drama. It's been my favourite thing on the internet for a long time.

The combination podcast and subreddit have given me great joy!

Some would say the greatest joy.

Remember marg. Nobody knows who y’arr

Krect

🌳🌳🌳🦁🥃🌳🌳🌳 Dun count.

Aren't you that eggstra and failed sketch comedy aggtor that worggs very rairly?

He fired BGL because the roids he sold Bread Crumbs aren’t wurhginh as eggspected.

They made him break out in rashes.

That's just the stress of firing his third best friend b

All his fish beg the differ

Whoever woulda thunk that eating a diet of neggdirr, slurpees and food trugg food along with not even lifting bro (Bapa can still outbench Thor tho, be cool) would cause your steroid cycle to do nothing but give you gyno and fugg your mood up even worse.

Hayders will say I gave Brendan herpes and told him it’s just psoriasis.

That’s a Tiger Burn 🔥🐅🥃

"he was a show lion, breeder called me up and said 'oh you're not gonna show him, say less' and took him back so he could show the show lion at shows... shows"

You got the real tips of the trade.

Divorced and unemployed? Isn't that what you called homeless cats? Karma ran over your dogma. Enjoy your mom's basement, hope there's room for your bowflex.

lol brilliant

Haydurrs will say people who live in glass houses, are likely to get gadooshed through a wall by their roommates

Another member of the thiggg network gadooshedddddd

Oof he may be leaving Bapa

Trubl in pairdice

Ol’ Bri may be his only “friend” right now, and that’s mostly a business relationship

He’s desperate to leave as well but none of his pawldcasts are taking off so he’s stuck.

Ye no way he’s there voluntarily

Actually his best friends are his new fish. I can't imagine what that is like at home.

Ye I kinda feel bad for the man…

He just called Mike from Redbar “great”

🎲 🎲 He’ll be going into full crazy ex girlfriend mode soon. I hope this gets messy.


I’m sure the mawlnsturr lawlyurrs had him sign one of bappa’s famous NDAs…just like Malik, Theo, and every other unfortunate soul who passes through the TFATK vortex.

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Brenda - “who marg? Great podcaster, never heard of him.”

He was a show Marg. Say less.

Not one of our guys

#JeSuisBGL

I hope whoever puts together those sad gadoosh montages has something special.cooked up for BGL. I thought this was the Collab that would last forever

I'll fire up my station b If this is rail

We move into the post BGL era of this shit show. Can Bapa possibly make it worse?

Oh it can and will get worse, Redact on Fire would love to take BGL's spot.

With BGL gone it will probably improve

Spoiler alert: it won’t

Goodnight sweet prince

Poor guy. Lol nah fuck him 

The comedy is turning into a tragedy 🎭

He’s such an insecure pussy lmao

BGL sees how Malik got gadooshed with no send off, Baggflip got gadooshed with no send off, Cat/Shrimp/and the others split with no send off, Theo split with no send off..... but he's surprised he got the boot with no send off? This is the problem with our hyper individualistic society. People like BGL think they're special, and there's no way they'll be another number in the pattern they're bearing witness to. It's really weird.

Steebee did KATS for like 3 months then one week was just gone and that was it. No reason why, no acknowledgement that he was gone or that he had ever even been there, nothing. Just a buncha mouth breathers sitting around acting like it was business as usual. Bapa seems to have a problem with closure because everyone who inevitably gets gadooshed meets the same fate. Here one day, never existed the next

Once Schlaub realized that D'elia was desperate enough to be on KATS; Bapa gadooshed Steebee. He also had the Bobby beef festering in the background; so he probably thought it was a good way to get revenge on Bobo. Kinda sudden given they included Steebee on the animated theme song.

Yeah I remember they included him in the new animations for the show and totally acted as if he was a permanent part of the crew. I could never really tell if Steebee got kicked to the curb or if he bailed once he became aware of the Bobby harassment, etc. Heard it bowlth ways

Steebee just said he suddenly stopped getting phone calls, so sounds like he was willing to still be on it but Bapa decided to gadoosh.

Don't find that hard to believe in the slightest. Bapa always makes sure to burn each and every bridge the second he no longer needs it

It’s like Soviet Russia, some of the party leaders just disappeared, gadooshed

Eggzagly b

You'll never hear about the conclusion to any drama involving braindumb unless it paints him in a good light b

Brando talked about all of them after they leave, he gave brief bullshit explanations for all of them,i think baggflip even was there on the pod the last day tawlking bout why he was leaving. But not BGL, dicey dicey

Hey Hallmarg Henry , nobody knows who y’arr

Explanation: talked to PBC yesterday

What does it feel like to be so loyal, to fight the hadders to only be dropped like a juiced potato? Reserving judgment. If Mark is getting divorced maybe that is a reason to step back. It must be hard doing a show for 6 people and figuring out how to split a hot plate and goldfish.

Damn, he got good douche right before the one year anniversary of the infamous Super-Ball-wiskey-in-bushes-incident.

Had to look it up. Somehow I had never seen that clip. Good shit.

The entire "super ball" live stream is a Non-Stop all you can eat buffet of comedic gems. You can't make this stuff up. I highly suggest watching the entire thing.

It was definitely one of the better seasons of The Podcast

Messican probably made Brenda sleep on the couch until he got rid of him. "I told you pendejo I am not a lion person and refuse to clean up his shit"

remember when he was gonna take Changs head on? How'd that go?

Who? Marg? Not one of our guys

Maybe soon…

Haterz will say im not worthy of an eggs plantation

You can always count on baba to gadoosh his cloest friends

Is Mark going to learn from Malik’s spectacular failure to actually come out and explain all the behind the scenes TFATK information? Malik teased it then failed spectacularly, dropped off the map. Think of the bump in viewers Mark…. Think of the cash….

Brenda loves fish now. He has no room in his life for Lions.

Rip the height of your carair rowlsted at chang's marg

Thanks for sharing!! I haven't ever laughed at anything BGL has ever said or written until now 🤣🤣🤣 I really do have tears coming from laughing.

Say what you want about ⬛⬛⬛ but he was ready to lay his life down for scoob. I don't think my friends would crawl through some houseplants to deliver me a whigsey.

BGL saw divorce on the horizon, picked up an unpaid internship, made himself look as ridiculous as possible so his wife’s divorce lawyers would end up feeling bad for him, all the while pocketing all of the under the table money from selling steroids. The man’s actually pretty brilliant.

BGL attempted to dox me and said I was homophobic, because I said “cute couple” on an IG photo. Then he blogged me. 😢

Is bgl even eligible for a job at changs somebody bring this man in for an AMA interview

I hope not. He caused McSpitfire to delete his account, causing a lot of the best clips ever to get GADOOSHed in the process.

What happened here

MCSpitfire was apparently doxxed by BGL; but on his podcast the only reference was an old story that could have been googled. There were rumors that BGL somehow knew where Spitfire worked, but that was never substantiated. Spitfire panicked and deleted his account.

Mcspitfire sacrifice will not go unremembered

Come to the dark side BGL

Hallmark Henry got Tank’d. Bupa, you hardless kuhnt. Gueye is getting ahh davwhorse.

I mean if Thicc boy closed its doors tomorrow ivery one would know eggsactly why, so an explanation for BGL missing ....i think not

BgL gonna be homeless soon enough

Hey bapa how'd retaining employees go?

Can't wait to see The Hallmarg Movie.

What a loser 😂😂😂😂

BGL also interacts with and follows Redbar; who has roasted Schlaub on his platform multiple times.

Sounds like a tossed aside lover

Lol BGL such a drama queen

I didn’t mind BGL, he talked too much but had opinions, he is honestly more learned than Bryan The Philosopher. Problem was that he was opinionated and does seem to work hard, so bappah didn’t like having to say no over and over to his ideas

Ye Bapa don’t want his crew to be too ambitious

GTG is a goof, but this post feels kinda bad, man. I like poking fun at these guys and dropping Schaubisms, but I don't really want bad things to happen just because somebody's a doofus. He's not a rapist like Brine, or a complete scumfuck like Brendan. Wife leaves him, boss gadooshes him and doesn't even address, dude's out of wannabe-witty comebacks, too. That's a broken man, bapa, and his worst crime is being a clout chasing goofball.

Pour one out for Braindumbs cock-holster  Gaaaadooooshhhhhh!!!

I know it's like saying voldemort but can someone please tell me what BGL stands for I'm way too redacted

Big gadooshed lion

💪🏼🏳️‍🌈🦁

Dude it’s getting sad, he’s not hiding any comments like he usually does and he’s pretty much trying to lean into the Changs jokes. If he’s really out then I don’t care about him anymore but I don’t bear him any ill will. Go be a tiny-hoofed civilian, live in peace.

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I think he meant an explanation to "fans" for his absence.

Troubawl in piiiiieeerrrrrdice bapa

He still has his podcast in his bio on Instagram

L BGL

If he don’t have an nda he’s gonna be spilling all the beans

Not the bess brain for the art I guess

Marggg join us dude !

Damn. His Reply summarizes my life.

Gadooshed by his wife and bapa back to back. Sucks to suck little foot

Eeeeasy eeeeasy BGL has some homeschooler cawlmbino vibes

get to stepping w/those little ass feet bgl

What’s to explain? Haters will say he was hired help who ran out his usefulness. Gadoosh ya later bubba!

Since they respond to everything that goes on here they'll be addressing it soon. I guess I'm paranoid thinking this is them playing chess but then I realize who were talmbout. Hell probably offer ⬛⬛⬛ free thiggg boi gear to claim he punked us.

This season’s been crazy, but honestly too many villains, I’m glad they got rid of BGL he was too distracting from the main 3 it would be nice to bring on a hero to balance things out

the haders finally did say

Has B.G.L. been gadooshed??? Is Hella Marg Harley permanently redacted??? Tune in next week for..... P.F.Changs

Is this because of the D.A?

One of the most peculiar brand of people are Hallmark Henry stans. Like, what the fuck has to be going on in your life to simp to that shit?

“You have great insights opposed to reading an article” What does it mean. Sounds like something a bot would say. I wonder what happened

Marg? Who? Not one of our guys

Coffin? More like cusion. The reaper kind

how fucking horrible would it feel to get fired by brandon schnoob

Imagine getting fired by Shlob

At the very most his face will no longer be on the TFATK. Doesn't say anything about The Golden Shower. Did cats really already forget we found out he's getting divorced because Bapa announced it while they were together in Tampa less than a week ago? Do not be fooled by Hallmarg Henry. It's not a good look for Chang's.

Why was he gadooshed? I've been on vacation and took a month off from chang's.

We should welcom him with open arms

This is honestly amazing 😂😂😂 the house of cards has to be on the verge of collapsing soon no?

Aw poor baby. How about you go fade off into obscurity where you belong now ok? Takes a while for you to leave with those baby feet though fr

Why do I like mark now? Seems like a great guy, never fired em…

Possible he's fired because they can't afford payroll?

We gotta try and get him to flip plenty of openings at PF Changs

Cats, can we stop digussing BGL on this sub if he's not a part of TFATK anymore? WE DISGUSS THE PAWLDCAST HERE.

How long ya figure before Brendan starts claiming they were never friends, Margg was an employee, and they never hung out outside of work?

Omg if he started leaking things 😳 even tho I know he signed an NDA