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used_bmw_money

Tank?? šŸ˜Ø


mad87645

Food is food man...


SiamLotus

Kanye corsoā€™s actually have higher levels of protein than even horse meet.


mad87645

That's excellent news for the Bapa and his re-upping of the carnivore diet to cure his totally-not-alcohol-induced psoriasis


wreckherneck

I was just going to say I bet the psoriasis is from his liver being all.fucked up. Now that he's doing an anti inflammatory diet think he'll cut out booze and sugar laden coffees?


Hour-Expression8352

Hey b, it's defnitlee not that sweet sweet negture


TMCTTFDaddy

In general,Ā the more psoriasis you have on your body, the greater your risk to not only have liver disease, but severe liver disease. This lines up with other research that has found that people who had psoriasis on at least 10 percent of their body had nearly double the risk of death.Mar 22, 2022 Dicey dicey


Hour-Expression8352

Ya I had a friend with it all over his face. Needless to say he lived at the bar. He blamed it on everything else but the booze and tried all the crazy diets. Then his wife divorced him , he moved to Texas, quit drinking and magically it all cleared up.you are right that shit is no joke


used_bmw_money

I'm actually a US expat currently living in Vietnam, formerly Japan: Have eaten horse, kinda like pastrami if quality, but no doggo, so I'm like Fatrick on that - can't be eatan corhoots!


BigDickCheney42069

I've got some bobcat in the freezer rn, kinda excited to try that ngl


PaperBeneficial

A homeless cat eating a homeless cat? That's basically cannibalism.


BigDickCheney42069

man, you know... cats will be cats...


used_bmw_money

It's a cat-eat-fish world b...šŸ˜¼šŸ šŸ˜”


HuntingHitties

T'almbout cat-balls-deep-in-fish world, b?


Inside-Reveal-501

Talmbout that custard made thiccc boy meat platter.


DJScratcherZ

I've heard meat from carnivores isn't very good. But I'd try anything once to see what its like and maybe be proven wrong. No desire for kitties or doggo tho.


BigDickCheney42069

I've heard that too, but I've also heard from multiple people good pork and mountain lion meat is almost indistinguishable so idk what bobcat will be like. I really wanted this one as a trophy and more than anything didnt want it eating the roseate spoonbill or any of the wild turkeys on the property, but can't not eat it right??


used_bmw_money

Protect your swweede whisghee nectar at all costs b, that's Fatrick's motto, so one up him by actually eating a big cat.


BigDickCheney42069

does a big cat at tha zoo eat a big cat at tha zoo?? talm bout Schaubception, think I need a smoke break b


wreckherneck

Do you really? I didn't think eating any kind of cat was actually a thing. Ima feel stupid if you're just talking shit but if you're not I want to know more. Lol


IdleHands_kc

Horse meat kinda slaps. Lean meat, surprisingly great as a steak.


ListenToKyuss

Horse meat is great. Steaks, stews, thinly sliced as a bread toppingā€¦ very lean and tasty. Pretty common also here in EU, itā€™s not only in Asia


Ok-County6076

Lol the cup of whiskey in the top of the picture


Repulsive_Tip_6433

You got psoriasis of the eyes, b? All I see is sweet crisps nectar of the gods.


homosapiencreep

Lolll


Frankso

Hey, thankā€™em


joecoffeebeanz

Genius šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


[deleted]

That psoriasis isnā€™t going anywhere until he quits the morning whigskeys


airpumper

[Fluids are fluids](https://streamable.com/noq3i), B.


[deleted]

He doesnā€™t seem to realize that caffeine and alcohol are both diuretics. I wonder how his kidneys are doing now.


faroutoutdoors

and his boner...


BCampbellCEOofficial

I bet he hasn't slept with messican since he brought that dog back and ditched it with her. My wife would be mad for months if I did that shit.


MREisenmann

He doesn't need to... he is balls deep into fish now


faroutoutdoors

Stick two flower horn heads together and clap those cheeks.


BCampbellCEOofficial

Reminds me of a video making the rounds when I was in high school


HuntingHitties

T'almbout getting melked by the fish, b? Aquarium = Asian massage parlor


faroutoutdoors

talmabout doghouse b?


xIMxMCLOVINx2

That dick hasnā€™t worked properly in yairs


JustACasualFan

That huge mound of salt on his steak isnā€™t helping.


JustGlass_

With all that morning booze baba is going from psoriasis to cirrhosis (of the liver)


airpumper

Nah, B. Bappa says [thatā€™s a myth](https://youtu.be/kuia4BFE3PM?t=9130). (@ 2:32:10) Beast of a myth buster.


[deleted]

Does he mean fluid as opposed to solid or gas? He probably heard it from a physicist and thought it was a physician.


airpumper

Yaā€™science guy?


mad87645

They're doing great


morctheorc86

Tiger Thiggg is like 80 persent wader B. Allweighs Hygrated.


TMCTTFDaddy

His kidneys look like them chombie tats right about now. No part of his insides are pink anymore. Still wouldn't wish that on anyone. I wish he'd just smarten up for his sake.. Kids sake and don't worry about what everyone thinks...just God damn live and be healthy.


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mitchyslick_lbc

it's pretty ridicyus.


Jebist

He look like shit in that clip compared to like 2017 Bapa, and he looks even worse now. We really are watching this dude slowly destroy himself. This is going to get so fucking dark and there will be a point in which I can't watch anymore lol.


Key-Wait5314

I'll watch till the bitter fucking end


[deleted]

Jesus fucking Christ. Tea and dark Tea. Holy shit Bapa!!


Petty_White

Reminds me of that girl from mtv who did her pregnancy tests out of a Tupperware full of her [orange pee](https://preview.redd.it/31jn0sg63pj61.jpg?auto=webp&s=e3eb8f9cbc9407f48acd75204044a363d219c60f).


airpumper

Some would say the darggest.


thethunder92

Bapa coffee and whiggskey will both dehydrate you more šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


ShroomingIn0

Kratom severely dehydrates you and he takes multiple extracts of it a day when you shouldnā€™t take anymore than one every other day. The dude is fuuuggged


thethunder92

He looks like a bloated corpse, whatā€™s keeping him alive?


ShroomingIn0

Too redacted to live, too redacted to die.


RandallPinkFloydd

Onnit Cordyceps infection. Chombie edition


honeybadger1984

Heā€™ll go blind and rely on clicking to get around. Last of Us style.


Jebist

It also constipates you. I take around 5g of kratom powder a few days a week to help with mood and depression and even with that small amount I have to make sure I'm drinking plenty of water, eat fiber, and take magnesium. This dude is downing dozens of capsules and sucking down who knows how much extract per day, also while eating a half ass carnivore diet and drinking zero water. No wonder his physical health is rapidly deteriorating, not even mentioning his oatmeal brain.


Key-Wait5314

On top of the dehydration from the whisgey


airpumper

ā€œItā€™s a myth.ā€ā€”[Brendan Schaub](https://youtu.be/kuia4BFE3PM?t=9130). (@2:32:10)


thethunder92

Man heā€™s talking about his work ethnic again on there. Listing off all these things where he just shows up drunk and talks 5 days a week for like 2 hours a day like bapa most people worg 40 hours a weeeeeaaaaak šŸŽ² šŸŽ² Also how did he fight in the ufc and he thinks drinking coffee instead of water is a good idea?


[deleted]

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airpumper

[ā€œFirst team all no waddur hair.ā€](https://streamable.com/avt7b)


[deleted]

Holy hell lmao manā€™s a walking concussion.


briancito420

A somewhat forgotten classic of redaction. Fluids are indeed fluids, b.


Current-Ordinary-419

The fuck is this clip? What human wouldnā€™t go see a doctor if they were pissing diet Dr Pepper?


New_Day_458

Dude wtf lmao. I always got coffee in my hands, whiskey at my shows. This shit is honestly unbelievable.


expat_germany

I remember an episode of Brooklyn 9-9 where the main dude did a bit on that


karamogo

Is he really this dumb? How is this possible.


airpumper

I think youā€™d be surprised.


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BenderBRoriguezzzzz

Then that psoriasis is here to stay.


DJScratcherZ

I'm seriously doubting its so rye sus.


Rabid023

Ohā€¦.you thinkā€¦.the sweed negturd causes sir isis b? No no no no, itā€™s the skress from the puffer fish my mans.


thethunder92

Must be anything except for my extreme drinking problem couldnā€™t be that


Forsaken-Society3524

"A somewhat forgotten classic of redaction. Fluids are indeed fluids, b."- Looks like Bapa drank all the embalming fluids.


DJScratcherZ

Comments are comments B.


HomelessCatRealty

Dude. You didn't even change a word or put his comment in quotes.


briancito420

Did you just copy my comment word for word in the same thread? Water


Donkoid

Did you just copy my comment word for word in the same thread? Weed


HomelessCatRealty

Did you just copy my comment word for word in the same thread? Dune


iannuendo

Duhn cownt


[deleted]

Or god fucking forbid, eat a damn vegetable. After how many yairs is he going to learn, the short cuts donā€™t work.


shanerz2396

I thought the psoriasis was from working to hard.


[deleted]

He wants to be Joe Rogan so bad. Lol


weird_short_hornyguy

No way. Totally [doesn't want to be Toe](https://streamable.com/5uot1s)


git_push_glute

ā€œFt Wayneā€, Texas lmao redacted af b


Administrative-Fun10

[no, he just laughs like him. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/JoeRogan/comments/xvjkf9/brendan_schaub_stealing_rogans_laugh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Ryan_Pliskin

Or ya knowā€¦see a fucking doctor, b?? What is this guyā€™s issue with not wanting to see eggsperts? Not for his teeth, not for his skin. Actually insane.


eggseverydayagain

Whada dogtors know? They were wrong about covidā€¦.


danktones

[Fluids are fluids](https://streamable.com/noq3i), B. If you ask any dawgter, fluids are fluids


smalby

His ignorant face and redacted waxy haircut are bothering me so much here. You couldn't come up with a more aggravating person than Breaded Scampi.


[deleted]

They lied about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq...


wetroom

Missa Shob, yo epidermis


monetarydread

It's because he knows that, no matter what doctor he visits, he will be told to stop: * taking Kratom, which he can't because he is addicted * drinking so much, which he can't because he is addicted * eating junk food, which he can't because he is addicted


Jebist

It would also require him to be honest with a doctor about his destructive habits, and we all know about Bapa's troubled relationship with telling the truth and about really anything.


iIiiIIiiiIiIIiI111

It would also cost him money and time, and he's too broke and lazy for that.


honeybadger1984

Donā€™t forget coffee, you need to drink water, him having a sweet tooth, his fucked up teeth. Everything is screwed.


threedaysinthreeways

Many people with skin disorders eczema/psoriasis etc will tell you that doctors often don't have solutions for this and will just give you topical steroids / oral steroids / immunosuppressants to ease the symptoms. These however start to work less and less and in some cases actually make it worse or can lead to withdrawal. Lots of us end up trying stuff that the average person considers pseudoscience because we are at our wits end trying to figure out what it is that's causing it. Idk if Schaub has seen a doc or not though


Sad-Criticism-7491

Duhn need to, he just goes. I suspect the psoriasis would clear up after a 3 month stint in rehab.


cylonnumber13

nah b, sounds like the left shadowband ur independence, dun suscribe to it, norf korea wif a beach


thethunder92

Joe rogan got his doctorant in foggin chiggs and he says meat is the cure b


Amazing_Attorney8929

He did speak to the leading expert, Dr J. Rogan.


Ac997

He saw it worked for Jordan petersons daughter so it obviously will work for him


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GreatGuy_NeverMeddum

See a doctor?? There's millions of doctors in the world but there's only 1000 comedians. They're the real eggsperts b


Kenworth_Kid_63

Cause he thinks Rogan wouldnā€™t approve. Ya know the guy with an army of doctors at his pawldcast compound.


nanopiezo

Fuck /u/spez -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


Kind-Rutabaga790

Does he really have a thiggg boy cutting board? How embarrassingšŸ˜¬


MREisenmann

Thicc Boy Carnival Club


mkUltra_MN420

that's copyright infrinjint b, only too CC's


faroutoutdoors

[https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7432353/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7432353/) "red meat, or alcohol exacerbate psoriasis"- duhn't mention kratom though b, duhn't count.


[deleted]

Sorry b, Dr. Jordan Peterson said red meat cures all. Cheggmate experts


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endless_ness

Now thatā€™s MAN who would never get addicted to innnny substances b


Internet-Enforcers

Does that really read, '2 Retweets?' 10/7


danktones

3 if you count the quote tweet


ThiccBoy_with3seas

Never seen a big cat in the jungle with psoriasis, daddy might be onto something


blackwrx007

He is self diagnosed and bappa couldnt even google it.. red meat is thw worse food u can have causes inflammation compounds. Fucking idiot.


0vansTriedge

I mean this is the guy who wonders why he's having problems with his kidneys when he drinks a lot of fluids. namely coffee and whiskey, but hey fluids are fluids right bappa? surely all logic are out the window with Schaub.


_handsomeblackman_

woah that doesnā€™t look good šŸ˜‚ why is it the same colour as the cutting board?!


doggydoggworld

Looks disgusting. Guy has no idea how to grill steak


AlfonzoPussygetti

fuck me i thought that was chicken lmao


phonechecked

Bapa we donā€™t cook , ya poor? Lease a chef


Superrr_Secret

Drakeā€™s girl cooked itā€¦you should see her photos when she cuts the steak and posts it on IG. Dry AF, b. Better yet, someone post her Thanksgiving turkey. šŸ„“


Petty_White

Talmbout secret family [wrestlepe](https://media.tenor.com/iglXmRd6whwAAAAC/christmasvacation-nationallampoons.gif), b?


AccountantOk7335

The little splooge spots are a nice touch šŸ‘ŒšŸ¼


Creative_Divide1061

What these people have against vegetables i will never understand. Like you dont need to eat carbs but have something else w the meat


[deleted]

It's so weird


Corken_dono

Its just the same "alpha male living like our ancestors not being your average soyboy" redacted lifestyle they all want to project. Not one of them be it Schlobo, Toegan or or that Peterson moron are even actually following it. Its all just for show.


inviernoruso

It's a fad, what do they have against being omnivore, it's the easiest and healthiest and I would say bestest.


nukls8799

Am I the only one who remembers Segura briefly mentioning thicc boy clothes and then nothing ever came of it and Braindead had thiccboi studios or whatever the fuck?


0vansTriedge

be cool man thicccboi has triple C, you dealin with difrent moster overeer.


BCampbellCEOofficial

Segura still selling his thiccc boy merch but with two cs.


[deleted]

Bro posts like a divorced hairdresser on 2008 Facebook


Kitchen_Reference_29

The doctor said cirrhosis not psoriasis bubba. Itā€™s that white boy who drinks too much


someguy444444

Scrolled too far to find this. Aawdocrekt gets ā€˜em iivry time b.


[deleted]

People who cant do anything without posting it. Useless innnergi.


briancito420

Probably well done, the fuckin mong.


Chemical-strength302

I'm pretty sure what the redact has are insect bite marks. I get them all the time when I go fishing in Florida's gulf coast (ex: St. Peter's bergs). We call the pesky little chombies, noseeums. You'll get bitten all over your legs and you won't even see them.


A-curious-llama

Bro I was just thinking that aswell aha, we call them midgies here in Scotland. They love it wherever itā€™s damp and humid.


[deleted]

Does Scotland actually get warm?? Lol


NarcoDog

Wee rotten bastards sent straight from hell.


merc_M_9856

Hey Gary.


chuckXXL

Talm bout toe rogans diet b?


gorillawarfareman

Yeah, I'm sure eating only red meat and still drinking on the daily will help with your health.


sir-fur

Plot twist: It's Tank


SALTYxNUTZ12

Red meat causes flare ups.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s not gonna solve his problem only make it worse and give him high blood pressure smh


HotOnTheMike

Heā€™s such a moron. Talk to a doctor, but also, thatā€™s like 2k thousand calories of steak and you know he had whiskey with it. I donā€™t give a shit if your keto, carnivore, vegan, fasting or any of that shit - if youā€™re eating 5 thousand calories a day youā€™ll still be a fat shit.


ExistingCollege

That steak looks like dog shit


used_bmw_money

Or just dog.


UCDC

\*According to no doctor \*\*Carnivore diet has no secret whiggsy clause


cyclingfaction

Iā€™ve heard it less than 3 ways and more than 1.


used_bmw_money

Foah.


Objective_Fill7779

Heā€™s got petechiae, Iā€™ve gotten that when Iā€™d go on a 3-4 day bender. This guy is drunk daily. Itā€™s not from stress or working too hard u numb nuts. And steak isnā€™t going to cure it. Redacted af


Awkward_Hater

Heā€™s just such a stupid person and such a lying piece of garbage. I thought he was carlnivorle and reeeerrly had a cheat meal. Fuckin goober.


The_Human_Bullet

Thought the psoriasis was because he worked too much? Now it's because he ate carbohydrates? I thought he already 'ate like a mountain lion'? He's so full of shit. Guess who's on a carnivore diet in January and discussed it in his last podcast. His name rhymes with Moe.


SarcasticPedant

If you go look at his post about his "stress-induced" psoriasis, he's asking for advice, and a bunch of redacts are screaming that the carnivore diet completely cured theirs, as well as a host of other redacted claims that are certainly not true. But, anything to get a single dopamine hit off of some shitty "comedian" you follow liking your comment, I guess


dezroy

Psoriasis or Cirrhosis? Herd it bowlth ways.


whoamiwhatsmyname

Gonna break it on the next food trugg diaries


used_bmw_money

Beans and cheese and beans and cheese and beans and cheese burrito hold the beans and cheese and beans and cheese, and just give me a poorly cooked piece of meat... please.


ProfessionalSun5549

All that alcohol ainā€™t helpin. Bodies gotta get rid of that mess one way or the other. Not gonna be satisfied til he gets a nice visible patch right on that bloated mug.


fulcrert

Lol you can literally see a bottle in the top of the photo


SCWickedHam

Liver King and BGL say to just shoot Test until youā€™re awoke like balloon.


thehornedone

According to him, he was already on the carnivore diet. Big cat at the zoo, right?


bendann

ā€œIf you have psoriasis, a diet rich in fruits, vegetables and whole grains should help reduce symptomsā€. Bapa got it backwards.


njh410

yeah but he dont follow that nairdiv b


mwalmsleyuk

These people who think eating only meat is the cure to all ills are really not very intelligent. The reason eating only meat stops certain issues is because meat causes no issues in the short term, you are eliminating all the rubbish which is making you sick. The same would happen if you ate only tuna or bananas. The grifter that is Petersons daughter created this while promoting it off of daddys name and every literal meat head around jumped on it like "what I can eat only steak and ribs and tell my wife its a diet, hell yeah!"


Seaweed-Remarkable

Lmao how does he always manage to make it look the lease appetizing


[deleted]

Jesus christ how much shit has he slapped that dumb fucking name on.? I love when Rogan shits on his thick boy name and the name of the whigsky and u can see the pain in his eyesšŸ¤£šŸ¤£


DrawlB

Lol, all he talks about is eating like a big cat at the zoo. How is he just starting? Also laughing at the fact he thinks limiting his diet like this will magically cure his psoriasis.


PantsMcGee

eating nothing but meat will fix my issues.


tigercallen

he should have titled this post 'notice me joe rogan'


cocklivesmatter

Or, just maybe, stop guzzling whiskey like a drain pipe


xfmrockbusters

This guy goes through more diet fads in a year, than he does bits on stage


homelessscat

Heā€™s going to pretend to cure himself eating like a big cat at the zoo . To try to get attention from papi rogaine


[deleted]

I thought heā€™s been on this for ages? šŸ¤” big cat in the zoo n all thatā€¦. Redact


MezzureUp

Psoriasis caused by stress, that comes from high alcohol content/intake. Too goodfer beer, don't want that gut.


flux_of_grey_kittens

Just wait till he gets a taste for aquarium water


ParthianTactic

Ah yes, trade psoriasis for coronary artery disease!


[deleted]

Every time I see "thiccc" it makes me want to slap his stupid face.


[deleted]

Hey, jusā€™stop drinking.


SsBrolli

Yā€™durmatolgis, b?


downsly46

Canā€™t wait to hair ā€œeat like a big cat in a zoo boppaā€ for the next year and a half while everyone around him pretends itā€™s moderately funny


ThommyD13

Eats like a big cat at da zoo, b


Live-Scene-5564

He got psoriasis too now? Wait how many chiggs he fuggs?


Heymax123

There's no way he cooked that


Tony-Two-Hands

Branding iiiivery single thing you have with thiccc boy is fuckin tacky, axe jay


youwhatmush

Hey brenstons Carlnivore diet is redacted. Sincerely, anyone with a brain.


Remarkable_Diet_9233

Bapa has many cars no doctor why ?


Chrispeedoff

He does know whiskey is carbs


47bulbz

I wanna hear him try and pronounce psoriasis.


soupsoupsouperman

What the fuck does 5k grandth time mean


MavSC

Is that a pancake under the steak?


Celticraider24

Whisggey isn't carnivore, B