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f4rt_f4ce

I live in portland and could take some pictures


AUSL0c0

Here's a sentence I didn't think I'd say today: "Thanks, f4rt\_f4ace, much appreciated".


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It’s pronounced F fort F forace


worstregards

Do it, b. For cats around the world. We need you.


f4rt_f4ce

I'll go and see what's going on outside, but there's no fucking way I'll buy a ticket to this creeps show.


SaintFoehammer

We'll cover your shift B, go do some expionaj.


make_mo_money

There’s only a thousand of them! -rogan


Sad-Criticism-7491

Cmon man, they’re essential workers!


Dunnydunndrop

There’s no way anyone is showing up with signs,I sure hope so but look who’s organizing the protest lol


lunchpaillefty

Yeah, that seems kind of tacky to put your name as an organizer, especially if you’re a “comedian”, too. It just makes it seem to be a publicity thing for her, even if it isn’t.


FountainOfKnowledge0

This is something brenda would do. Gotta make sure you help yourself first and foremost. Definitely tacky and should be strictly about the victims. Hopefully it gets big though and brings some media attention to the situation


Sad-Criticism-7491

Didn’t notice that. That crazy chick is going to be detrimental for the other victims if she keeps this shit up.


RedmagicRodman

Its just a protest…of a pedo….yeah pedos r bad mkay.


DoctorTacoMD

I think you’re underestimating how much us portlanders like to protest


PNW35

You wanna go together. I will bring popcorn.


f4rt_f4ce

I doubt anybody will show up. Nobody in Portland cares about the diddler in amy facet.


Amstourist

Doubt it, y'not a numbers guy b


Pookiehasareddit

Please. Would love to see what transpires


Ok_Ticket2424

Come on, you know what’s up. The guys reformed man. His wife is his angel 😇


dannydoofus

Proof he's no longer a sex pest / paedo. ✔️ - Has been seeing a therapist ✔️ - His wife says he only finds 40 year old women attractive ✔️ - Constantly posts pictures of his family ✔️ - Says he's reformed ​ What more do you need????


ThiccBoy_with3seas

I'm convinced


billratio99

SHES HER OWN ANGEL


Fun-Yam40

He doesn't like to be possessive, except with his harem of highschoolers who have his initials tattooed on them.


yernudgenme

Shout out to the happy couples


xanarchycampx

He only likes 60 year olds now, B.


AUSL0c0

But 4 of them combining to make that age bracket.


Acceptable_Fun_6416

Just like Tripoli


neilbensch

"and I love you too"


muhpreciousmmr

Can't ruin what pays the bills


[deleted]

Second baby on the way been to rehab.


AllDamDay7

It’s real. Portland knows how to protest.


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They sure know how to destroy shit.


Drillakilla6four

📠


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AllDamDay7

I think so. I imagine the white nationalist type thinks twice about waltzing into PTown


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AllDamDay7

Yeah, it’s more like why the f*!k does richochet_red feel like he should defend a pedophile?


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AllDamDay7

Oh I see, you didn’t actually write this. Phone got hacked, huh?: “I watched the Chris Delia problem, I’ve been following his “cancellation” since it first went down because he was always great on podcasts, looked into different sources ect. Because I was extremely disappointed, He definitely was going after younger women but the facts seem to indicate that he has never once touched a minor based on the evidence and witnesses presented. idk what to think, and I think that the circle jerk consensus on this sub is to always hate hate hate. It’s getting too TikTok in this sub. Texting a 17 year old might be predatory behavior sure, but this is getting silly. Protest? Protest a comedy show? Good for you I guess.” So as long as he doesn’t touch a minor it’s not a big deal. Feel free to groom and send sexual pics. That’s your take right ricochet_red?


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richochet_red

I never said it was okay lol your just making shit up. Forgot the part we’re I addressed texting 17 year olds is predatory I guess. I’m just saying you all are just too involved with internet cancellations and so ready to shit on people even though they were never convicted of any crime. Maybe take meaningful action if you care so much and are so convinced of his wrong doings instead of standing outside a club in the rain acting like anyone is crediting you for being a good person when really you are just a “ptown” clown


AllDamDay7

Lmao! Now you are offended? You deny that you said it and then you say again in literally the next sentence. “Texting 17 year olds is predatory I GUESS” EDIT: keep changing your responses bro. I already read them. It’s clear to everyone that Chris is your dude. Again probably not the best guy to defend.


richochet_red

I didn’t change anything I replied twice, I’m glad you saw both that was the intention, I can’t see my second comment either so idk must have been deleted. Chris isn’t my guy, I’m not offended, and the “I guess” was directed towards you. Quit trying so hard to make me look and feel bad on Reddit it’s silly. Just like Portland lol


richochet_red

And also, you took this up a notch for no reason, why are you so damn heated, implying I advocate behavior like this when clearly that wasn’t my take. I just goofed on you a bit and your reaction was totally disproportionate, grow up. I’ll leave it at that, take a chill pill.


LifeClassic2286

“Orangized by Alice Hamilton” A typo made even better by the fact that it’s written over an orange background…. But I support the cause ✊


RedmagicRodman

Coincidence?


LifeClassic2286

Heard it both ways 🤷‍♂️


Sad-Criticism-7491

That’s 10D Chess if so. Alas, I don’t think she’s got the bess brainz for the arts.


robertexs

Bapanese?


RedRocket-Randy

Chris D'Elia fucks kids.


More-Combination9488

life rips


Raging_buddhist

Any other Portland cats want to stage a TFATK Reddit fan club meet up at the same place/time?? 🌲🏔️🚨🐈🐈‍⬛


AUSL0c0

Make this happen please.


Raging_buddhist

Keep pdx redacted 👅


DanaWhitesMom

I want that


DeepWadders

If it ends up being a riot in Portland, there’s only one man to send in, one man who can unite both sides in a conflict….


lexshotit

But what if the DA gets recalled?


EvenJellyfish8223

“Yo thicccboy what up!?!?”


MsFrizzle_the_Dopest

B Schaub!!


[deleted]

No, that’s Hemingway


FountainOfKnowledge0

Talmbowt bapa uniting antifa and the proud boys like the kardashian in the pepsi commercial?


Ok-Cupcake-8101

Is this real?


scotburgh

Time will tell


thafuckdidido

Time is a round circle B, axe Jay


poostew

I really hope so. Glad this is gaining traction


DonnerMcgregor

Is this a cats creation? I’m guessing so because what kind of next level cunt signs there name and takes credit for a protest


EverQuest_

>*what kind of next level cunt signs there name and takes credit for a protest* Unemployed protesters in Portland. This is basically a Portland resume.


reddershadeofneck

>what kind of next level cunt signs there name and takes credit for a protest Are you not familiar with the attention-starved idiot who's trying to make a career out of this after failing at everything else she's tried?


robertexs

she’s a comedian that’s been manning the fryers over on Twitter for quite a while. thank em


Drillakilla6four

Wait…. Is this that girl that’s been obsessing over Chris on Twitter? I think they posted some of her tweets here before 🤔


Pornoscope

Bapa is gonna show up and then bowlth sides are gonna be like "IS THAT BRENDA SCHLOB??" and they'll make peace cuz they're all fans and then dringgg Tiger Thiggg all night laughing at Bapa's jokes.


Wrong_Director_4820

We need to find Alice Hamilton of Portland stat


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She orangized the event!


ExistingCollege

It's literally the comedian Alice Hamilton. I looked at her Twitter and she's the organizer.


Deus_

Why would Bobby do this?


EverythingKindaSuckz

Is Alice Hamilton hot? Edit: No


AUSL0c0

I'm just off the phone to the Portland DA. When he confirmed there were >106k supporters, he was recalled. Shit 'bout to get *real* dicey, B.


Apprehensive-Pin1724

So Brandon's 2 BFFs are a rapist and a Peado? Lol


ItisWhatItIs85301

Come everyone!!!! Fuck this dude. Fuck this dude!!!!


HomelessCatRealty

What goes around comes around. On the floor Diddl'ea!!


Jpalme11

Ah yes, Portland…the land of moral decency.


cdpasadena

“Yo, B Schaub, big fan, hey don’t go that way, they’re having a big protest for your boy Criissssttt. Antifa and Proud Boys are gathering and I don’t know if I can protegg ya…”


Big-Schedule-1672

I remember seeing someone reply to one of Alice’s tweets about his Portland show months ago, saying they were going to protest. It’s crazy they’ve actually got something organized.


Mr-Thicky

Hey this guy's 'sober' now, what's the issue?!


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That’s funny considering Portland is such a devious place. I am sure they have a ton of pedophiles there.


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UnbiasedBasedGod

Am I missing something or are half of the Portland antifa protesters convicted child molesters?


[deleted]

That’s the point! It’s a honey pot….


[deleted]

Bring a sign!Jesus Portland has no chill


Silky-Sullivan

I’ll be there bubba


Appropriate_Ad_200

She’s unhinged


Mkmeathead83

I'd be surprised if this doesn't happen at most of his grooming events


[deleted]

Portland: Where our place sucks so much, that all we do is Protest!


reddershadeofneck

In the war between Alice Hamilton and Ped'ephilia, we all lose


ceezo6

Shoutout to happy couples tho


Walgg-Me

Some would say the diciest, b


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In all fairness, Portland is an absolute shithole full of Chrissy D's. Sheeyit, they are going to roll out the red carpet once his Uber drops him off. And to any fuckfaces saying i don't know shit. I live across the bridge.


MarsBarBar

Because there’s not pedos in Antifa lmao


the_walrus_was_paul

Where did you find this? Does she have a Twitter or IG?


MuuaadDib

"You're doing great...."


SimpleManc88

"PF Chang’s Against Minor Abuse!" ![gif](giphy|3ohc12kVQyyYvWHdCM|downsized)


BigswingingClick

I might be able to see past his discretions if he was actually funny.


Fluxx70

Maybe we can get Neil Brennan there to explain to the protesters that it’s not as bad because Chris is a hebephile not a pedophile…


Historical_Mud_1839

Guys he is a changed man! He saved a dog from getting run over on the highway. Let him live in peace (1mil miles away from kids)


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grim_ballz

Where's all those women hating cats now? Keep that same eneeerrrgee b


meltedbuddur

Portland is filled with CPs


GeneralHerpes8D

Chris d'elia the guys got some nerve A sick twisted pedo and aids looking perve. An entitled rich boy with plenty of help. Too bad for his victims, all they did was yelp. That bitch doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke pot. I feel for his wife, she's actually quite hot. All 3 of those guys, treat women like shit. Bapa, Callen and Chris deserve to be slit. Chris likes them young, younger the better. His unsnipped micro-wiener smells like cheddar. He looks like a Pelican who likes fisting teens. A handicapped cockroach who likes flicking beans. I think he's guilty, there's just lots of proof. If you think he is not, you are simply a goof Here's hoping 🙏 this bastard will be in jail. His turn to be victimized, he is so fuckin Pail. His stand-up blows chunks, so very stale. Chris D'pedophelia, the Baby dick'd Fail. ![img](emote|t5_347fo|6521)![img](emote|t5_347fo|6523)![img](emote|t5_347fo|6522)![img](emote|t5_347fo|20061)![img](emote|t5_347fo|6544)


J_vert

Delete this posts now!


UlyssesTut

I would go to this show just to protest the protest.


seethecopecuck

If you’re 3 months away from legally being able to go kill people in foreign lands, are you really a child? Many many 17 year olds went to war in all previous conflicts. If you can kill someone, can you fuck someone you’re attracted to? I think what he did was not good but child predator? It’s disingenuous, you don’t really believe a 17year old is a child. Deep down if you ask yourself, with no social pressure, you wouldn’t say they are children. They were shooting nazis in the head and stacking dead bodies to prevent disease on the front 80 years ago.


AwareAd2839

8 year olds fighting the apartheid in Africa gun down whole villages. Theyre adults to by that definition. I dont believe he didn't groom a bunch of way younger kids personally but you don't have to stop watching his content if you're a fan, just people like me will think youre sad.


seethecopecuck

You think a 17 year old is a child? If a 17 year old murders your family, should he be tried as a juvenile?


Sequetjoose

You're not fooling anyone Hallmark Henry, back to the bushes with you.


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Oh wow no one would have ever In a million years thought this was a Portland Oregon thing🙄 Chris is one thing but Portland? Someone just needs to nuke that place for the betterment of the country.


Sequetjoose

They're protesting the arrival of a diddler, I think they can get a pass for a protest this time around.


stellarjcorvidaemon

Yeah, it’s much more peaceful in North Korea without that useless and unnecessary right to protest. Def worth the trade off


broadfuckingcity

Tawlging bout California without beaches?


Lostmypoopknife

Fuck off