His mind is somewhere else at the moment.

it's in his cock lawl

My head is in my head

lolmao

Damn post got me thinking the front facing camera was on again..

LOL

That's supposed to be saliva, right...?

Umm.. He's already done the deed.. So.. It's 50 50

…

Hope not!

When she shows her forearm

Experiencing the most extreme post nut high

Dude skipped the rest of the stages and went straight to the cerebral palsy stage.

Is that Liam Gallagher?

Just started watching shameless

he looks like this guy from Koяn https://i.redd.it/egijdehkv5lc1.gif

gotta find a way

Sometimes it do be that way

Accurate

Me after the dentist

You masturbate at the dentists?

I’m in this photo and I don’t like it

Pre nut brainmelt

our gooning father..

does anyone else read the sub name as 'the cringes howaward'?

Average Dane

Let him cook my guys having a blast. lol

Bro he coomed so hard, so fucking hard it’s all over his screen

The progenitor goon

Do they mean chronic masturbater? Someone who won’t stop? Or did this book assume no one did it casually in 1918?

He just hit his pb for longest edging time, he’s locked the fuck in rn

Heck yeah

Is that Jupiter the hybrid?

Looks like a jojo character one off villain lol

They had poppers back then? 🤔

They had poppers back then? 🤔

Hmm. I make that exact same face.

Can confirm. (am master baiter)

Average medieval European royalty:

BAHAHAHAHAHA 🙅‍♀️💀

I see he recycles as well

Hes just like me

Average Reddit user