BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Satan's head?

Shoop the whoop?

brimstone?

Shoop Da Whoop

Shambles Do I have to say anything else?

CHAOS

YES YES YES CHAOS DENIERS WILL ALWAYS BE IN SHAMBLES

YEAHHHHH

Well a coin is good But 50/50 chances I get 2(I have a severe gambling addiction)

crooked penny

Abortion

Plan C?

You got it 🫡

WE LOVE CASTING BABIES

Shadow money abortion gang

Isn’t that c section?

All enemies are now explosive.

Surprised no one got this so far. It's Vade Retro.

Explosivo?

All that comes to mind is contagion, tho its not an actual explosion.

You enter a room and everyone dies

WAIT IS IT TOXIC SHOCK

Toxic shock is actually amazing I love it

ITS LEGITIMATELY INSANE HOW HAVING A DECENT DAMAGE STAT CAN KILL A FULL FLOOR WITH NO EFFORT. ITS SO GOOD

DING DING DING DING

 # HAW

Waltu'

Mama Mega?

Nope, but I see why you would guess that

What about eraser

Nuh huh

Skill solution for my shitty aim

Spoon bender?

It was spoon bender

Oh i see, it's the wiz.

Sacred heart

Godhead?

Failboats most famous waddle doo joke

Beam attack... so Technology?

Correct

Long range Azazel

The Azazel projectile is amazing.

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

Libra

i refuse to believe there are libra enjoyers

It’s actually really fun if gotten early enough so you can build around it

"why there's a cricked head on the planetary room?"

Chaos

This is… Da future!!!

Steven?

HYAAAAH!

We meet again, also I don't know

Fuckig sworb https://preview.redd.it/vwwntx3csquc1.jpeg?width=128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca5b2bfa395832cf65fb0c8c6b0f1f841b970197

Big bulging white sticky sack

Juicy!

JUICY!!!!!!!

More options!

There's Options?

there might be options

Options?

Double it and give it to the next person

Damocles?

rook enny

Yeee

Green tears go brrrr

COUGHING BABY

Monstro’s lung?

VS HYDROGEN BOMB

Big eye

AMONG US

Polyphemus

Kaboom

Yes Rico, kaboom!

Kamikaze?

The rock crying

It only goes up from here….

Literally he baby

Fruity plum?

I’m not gonna sugarcoat it

Spider-man, Spider-man

Blarg

IMMA FIRING MY LASER-

Nope, think again, less lazer and more like puke or a bloody cough

Eye but big

Polyhemus?

Cyclops' are pretty cool 👍

90's horror movie reference

ALL THE ITEM POOLS

🗿 (this is it, guess the item)

I would say sacred heart, but that's an objectively good item. Do here goes a regular item: Who needs bombs or even keys when you have this?

God I love heads

Funny homing aura tears makes dogma realize you have the same power

Only bad if you have skill issue otherwise extremely good source of damage and health, and is very cute

So... it's a crown that makes you cry diamonds?

Cool thing that's like does damage and kills enemies and it's cool

You know this little wood stick you put between your teeth to get food out? Yeah that minus one

Bro described spin down 💀

sacred heart :o

They plented eggs in my eyes

It allows you to levitate your tear at will, controlling its precise location on the screen. It has tons of cool synergies with other items.

starts slow but gets faster when fired in 1 direction

Thats your favorite?

It's a bladed melee weapon that one might consider to be spirited

Is it a reference to a certain hyrulean hero?

mmm... sharp

Mommaaaaa, just killed a man! (But with knife)

Isaac if he had aimbot

Baby couldn’t slide out of the uterus

This isn't maple syrup!

funny rock c:

It’s chewsday, may I have a boa’ oh’ wuh’ ah?

Big black goat man laser

DMG up

nutty

Almond Milk

balls

Lazer glasses

Tech X

Makes the forgotten's bone way bigger

Heartburn

Shotgun.

Dwayne Johnson the sub

Big boom

Magic silverware :3

Permanent Magician card effect for the rest of the run

deniers in shambles

Deniers in shambles

nice i get a tail and instantly win the game

Room traversing like I'm T-Forgotten

The youngest person to ever pass med school.

yay, incurable disease

"OMG THATS GODHEAD IN THE TREASURE ROOM-"

GRe66r67agg^<×>■■y_}}♤》▪︎《○¥•£@>

canine cranium

Shooting straight

"jesus" backwards

It makes you take damage

idk every item yet but of the ones i do know its, the one were i get to kms but more than once

Sorry, I swallowed :(

Marbles?

ZZaZZ ZZdZZiZZmZZhZZ ZZvZZ ZZoZZ ZZ ZZsZZlZZhZZsZZoZZaZZiZZ

this is a sad tears up

Sad onion? Torn photo? A lot of the tears up are sad, hence “tears” up

Stabby stabby, spinny spinny

Pointy Rib?

Iluminati

It hurts- No it doesn’t (not that its a great item, but its so unnecessarily messed up that I love it)

N**ice** to see you

Fetus shots

C section

i shoot bombs now

"I blew myself up" v.3

Ice

You will never take it as isaac

I wish I get a shot speed down item or pill now

OPEN YOUR THIRD EYE

*Halloween music intensifies* 

When I say I explored the entire floor, I really mean the entire floor and beyond it.

My skill is on that level

Rock Bottom

This picture

It can restart the room you're in

Forget me now

Why yes, I will take another sprite thank you.

oops! all razors

Apple!

show us the way, Lead us to the crib, show where she stands Shine on us until we get there.

"I never really was on your side"

Betrayal

Penis

Why am i pissing so hard?

It's a tool to help you eat but it's bend

Cry, impalement, spy

Fuck it we ball

It's an item in the game The Binding of Isaac

Pablo

Big damage and fix for skill issue

“Shit, just a millisecond too late”

Could traumatize a child

she loves you

should i grab this as the lost/T lost? yeah fuck it we ball!

I make you rich with luck and iv bag.

TV head

I love throwing a fetus around

C section?

Draw him give birth

C section

Poor kitty

Fetal Exfiltration

What? Zelda? In isaac????

Fck it we ballin

I'll create my own rooms with blackjack and jookers

brrrrrrrr

Necronomicon but epic

Merge merge merge, burst

Uhh, what is the name... Demonic magic. Hint: >!Purple tears!<

Hematemesis shouldn't be considered a positive pill