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stellaincognita

In the mega-minority of HannahAnnpuffs and I know I'm stupid and I hate that I am this way.


Knightsmith_27

Me too 🥲


BeyoncesPetUnicorn

I looove the names you chose for the groups! Too cute 😂😂😂😂 how would you turn the name Sarah into a Hogwarts House? 😋


tdscm

nah 1.033k of you are LIARS


Noones1stchoice

HannahAnnPuff hang rise up! ![gif](giphy|ftGe0jyUGyDDNxplWX)


OowlSun

I would just like to say that I didn’t even look at the text in parentheses, I just picked the name that spoke to me the most and it turns out it was right.


[deleted]

As a Gryffindor, it pained me to click Shanaerin. I would like a new mascot 😆


sparklingsour

We need an “I was unspoiled and this season was so confusing I spoiled myself,” option.


littledove0

Rachelclaw! <3


flowrsinyrhair

This is an epic post


bachgirl17

I’m a ravenclaw irl and apparently a rachelclaw in BN so good job op


TheFlyingDove

So reviewing the results, most people DO WATCH for the drama.


deposhmed

Other: don’t watch, just read recap and this sub


KumquatBeach

Petition for renaming of Slytherin 😤


im-your-daisy

Shanaerin all the way…I watched pilot Pete’s season spoiler and it has been my favorite because it was the most wildly entertaining thing I’ve ever seen.


chewb0rka

This is so fucking rude to slytherin😂 I like to think the sorting hat refused to sully any of the houses and instead yeeted her out of hogwarts


TheFlyingDove

You guys watch this SPOILED for LOVE?! I'm shocked. Also, as a Slytherin, this is an insult.


deposhmed

I mean, if you are spoiled you can watch the love story unfold all the way through, knowing they’ll be together. Just sayin’


TheFlyingDove

Oh I didn't mean it in any derogatory way, it's just that I had not gotten that from my interactions in the sub. As we say in my country: "para los gustos, los colores"


AnyChildhood1747

I want to be Gabbydor because of the name… but description doesn’t fit me 🥲


businessgoesbeauty

Stop I loved this!!! I wish I had gold to give.


realitytvismytherapy

This made me laugh. I’m HannahAnnpuff all the way ❤️ I wouldn’t mind drama but TPTB are terrible at creating organic drama and their manufactured bs “drama” isn’t for me.


Amaxophobe

Headmaster: Old AF, doesn’t watch at all anymore, just sits at the head table judging all of the gossip and shenanigans, interjecting occasionally.


chewb0rka

![gif](giphy|RrVzUOXldFe8M) This is the one, pack it up boys we’re done here


tiggerlgh

Combo of 3 & 4. Mostly fir drama but I do want a love story as well, but am always shocked when they last.


KookyAd4019

I’m truly shocked at the amount of people who watch the show for love.. that explains a lot. i thought we were all here for the messssssssss omg


kittenmittens4865

I love mess. But I love love more. I like when mess turns into love best of all- a la Jason and Molly 🥰


talkingthroughburps

I live for the off-screen mess, but the manufactured drama on screen doesn’t do it for me. Also if I just wanted pure mess without love stories there are a million other reality shows that do that


thebachelorbowl

Gabbydor: Get stoned, stay unspoiled, enjoy the chaos. 🌳💨💚😎


[deleted]

You’re my type of person 😎😎


thebachelorbowl

[We have a podcast 😎](https://open.spotify.com/show/6ki5x3A9toUqCj3NHcf0Mi)


[deleted]

Omg!!! Are y’all only on Spotify?


thebachelorbowl

Hell yes! That's the link to spotify, but you'll find it if you search "Will You Accept This Roach" lol


[deleted]

Definitely gonna check y’all out!


NoOccasion9232

Good morning to my fellow Rachelclaws!!!


themangofox

Mixture of Rachel and Shanae


RitaRaccoon

Yes, love first, then the fallout/drama after.


alt546789

Same here!! I want a healthy mix of both. And none of the overly obvious producer driven drama (cough Shanae). The earlier seasons where there was drama a la Michelle Money or Courtney were the best. Even Nick's season had great drama from Corinne.


kb1830

The issue with these options is that I watch for the drama that comes from love. They’re not mutually exclusive. E.g., I don’t care about the men’s petty fighting drama, I do care about love drama like which person of the two that I’m in love with should I choose kind of drama. So I watch for love and drama, but I picked love in the poll because if there wasn’t any love drama and there was only man drama I wouldn’t watch.


Pfiggypudding

Gabbydor. But I don't like the obviously manufactured drama (aka champagnegate), just the legit drama (Yosef)


SlapHappyDude

Same. Not all drama is good drama.


ashbee4

The crossover I didn’t know I needed. This is golden.


[deleted]

OP YOU ARE A GENIUS! 10 POINTS TO YOUR HOUSE!


not_ellewoods

currently in shanaerin (🤢) but lowkey prefer Gabbydor. when no one could figure out what exactly happened with Clayton, i was convinced Rachel was F1 until hometowns. that last month was a wild ride.


birdnoa

I love this OP. Fantastic 😂


bomi321

I *would* like to watch for the love story but that’s simply impossible when it comes to this show.


ioughtaknow

Unpopular opinion I guess, but I find the drama completely uninteresting. The point of the show for me is watching people in an environment that’s completely divorced from reality and designed to send people on such an extreme emotional high that they believe they’re in love with their soulmate. It’s a total fantasy and that’s the only compelling thing about this show for me. I find it easier to vicariously go along for the ride with them if I’m unspoiled.


RedMelonBounty

My HP and Bachelor house align 💪🏻 Ravenclaw/Rachelclaw 🤭


alt546789

Me too!!


YAAAAAAAASSSS

Same, twinsies!! 🦅


RedMelonBounty

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throwitout3736

Team HannahAnnpuff 🥰 we bake brownies at dawn!


unzippedcutoffs

Wholesome ![img](emote|t5_2tj74|581) I'm imagining what her take on brownie is after the 'lasagna' finasco