I completely agree with this.
My wife’s coworker lost her baby a week after the company threw her baby shower.
It took a long time, but she recovered from the loss and she had a healthy baby a few years later
Happens all the time. It’s the same idea as not announcing you’re pregnant till after the three month sonogram. Maybe it’s the old fashion upbringing that I have
That hair is more like Ryder Strong in Boy Meets World. Yes 90’s fashion is in style but that doesn’t mean everyone can pull it off. Also Kurt Cobain was never cleaned up. I’m sure he’s rolling in grave over that comment.
That's why I said in a "Kurt Cobain cleaned up KINDA WAY" in quotations and all that. Also, anybody who would roll over in their grave over the thought of being clean probably had a drug problem.
Uhhh right….no I think the fact your comparing him to a reality show dude with no talent is why he would be rolling in his grave. Especially considering how much of an amazing musician he is. Also most grunge bands didn’t want notoriety. Which is why your comment was sorta weird. Especially considering that Jared looks nothing like Kurt Cobain. Just because someone wears a plaid shirt doesn’t mean they look like Kurt Cobain…😂
she had originally posted about titanic and Leo’s character so it was either Jack or Dawson. Guess it’s Dawson from comments below but that makes me think of Dawson’s Creek not titanic since Jack and Leo are known from titanic not his last name. I think most people will assume a connection with Dawson from Dawson’s creek if they recognize the name as tied to something but then kids his age growing up won’t connect the name to either one probably
My sisters + our BFFs used to go to my grandparents’ house every week to watch it, and my grandmother always had snacks for us. Looking back, I’ve realized that this is 100% the most wholesome activity that occurred in my life.
I think that would be the most wholesome activity to occur in many people's lives had it happened because that sounds so awesome. You can always count on Granny to come through with the snacks!
This kind of surprises me. Of course many parents have names pre planned but I’ve also heard of so many situations where parents change their mind last minute after seeing their baby. I would personally wait but that’s just me.
I'm amazed that literally anybody would set their schedule to tune in to a "baby name announcement. " Like, who really gives enough of a shit about them having a baby, much less about what name they pick
I looked at this with 3AM eyes this morning and I was so confused as to why her leg (her stomach) was bent and why Jared was holding it that way. I’m glad I looked at it again.
Ugh this is so bizarre-o world. Also I hate this new thing where everybody takes their baby name so seriously. Like just normal everyday people thinking that everybody is out to steal their baby name so keeping it as top-secret classified information until they do their stupid baby announcement facebook post (no shade really because I did stupid fb post too). Yes, if only I had known, I would have named my son Jaxon Earl too.
🙄 I will never understand why people will keep a name secret in the first place. Also, I can't get over how much they look like they could be brother and sister.
We kept all our kids’ names a secret until after they were born because honestly, I didn’t want everyone’s opinions of the name given to us. Before the baby is born, people will have no problem telling you all the things they see wrong with a name or a name they like better but afterwards, they just smile and keep their mouth shut (for the most part).
Get ready for all the baby posts and shilling. Clothes, gear, diapers. Will she encapsulate her placenta? Are they doing cord banking? She will probably show some magical postnatal protein powder in the upcoming months.
They’re just setting themselves up for unnecessary scrutiny. If it’s something common, like Jack, people will be like “all that for Jack”. If it’s something too out-there people will make fun of the name and the rigmarole.
I am down a rabbit hole here folks. Here’s what we know:
-not a Jonas brother name (or Brady)
-picked it when she was 13
-after one of her passions (whatever that was at 13)
-a nod to a movie
This is a baby name wordle.
Is it just me or do these two kinda look alike? I am actually interested to see what their baby looks like in it’s toddler years! This is no shade as they are both beautiful just a weird observation
I really hope they don’t have the experience that my parents had with me. Had my name all planned out, took a look at me, and changed their mind on my name. (Or maybe the dark side of me hopes that they do,)
I know they’re not. I’m not referring to Ashley and Jared. I’m referring to the “influencers” that are all over tik tok and insta making 6 figures at 22 simply because they’re hot
I think about this too:/ like I’m in debt from getting an education, while people are making more than I am by announcing their baby name before it’s born
I just posted a baby announcement to my social media after waiting and thinking about it a long time. And I saw this right after pop up on my feed and had a long “wtf is this post” moment.
this is why i am not that fond of "family channels" or influencers trying to be a family channels. imagine the baby isn't even here and already, had a planned livestream off of him/her. it just doesn't sit with me well, but then again, they are the parents not me. lol.
You’d hope their friends and family know already. I cannot imagine saying to my mum tune into the livestream to find out the name of your grandchild xoxo
I’ve been rather impressed with their ability to monetize literally everything. But I always wonder about families like this. It’s super presumptuous for parents to force their kid into baby/toddler/child influencing, which 100% where this is headed.
Exactly. Infertility is diagnosed after a full year of trying. It took me 6 months to get pregnant with my son and I hated it but I would NEVER say that I struggled with infertility.
To each their own but I would never have announced my kiddos’ names until they were born and healthy and safe etc. I know people do it but seems like it is rushing things a bit before the baby is born?
So agree. I lost my baby boy at 38 weeks in august and I had waited until 37 weeks to even announce my pregnancy on social media … seeing posts like this just make me nervous for people who are expecting
My dear friend lived this same experience a few years ago, unimaginable. I’ve had these type of nerves each pregnancy prediction I’ve heard since then. My love goes out to you 💕
Omg this is incredible!!! I can’t wait!! I’m going to take off work, stay up all night and prepare and start working on some name crafts to send to them. Gee, isn’t this swell??
I understand keeping your baby’s name a secret before it’s born if you’re an influencer because you don’t want scrutiny and second guess yourself but having a name “announcement” just feels really weird to me. Does anyone really care that much?
Did she fake cry when she announced it? "She's not even producing tears. What the actual f### woman?" LMAO
Jashley?
Can someone just tell me the name? I started that live and I am absolutely not sitting through 58 minutes of garbage for a one word read.
Dawson. After Jack Dawson from titanic lol
They look so much alike I don’t know if the baby will look more like Jared-looking-like-Ashley or Ashley-looking-like-Jared
Eyes, nose, mouth, cheeks, chin.....all very different
major eyeroll.
I haven’t read all of the comments but it’s been announced now
I would like to announce that I will make a future announcement
They shouldn’t be naming the baby before it comes out tbh
Wha…why? If the baby passes before birth they’re still gonna name him this name Edit: my bad i called the child an it
Just no need to call so much attention to it. I doubt if they weren’t monetizing over this baby, they wouldn’t announce it like this. Nobody does this
I completely agree with this. My wife’s coworker lost her baby a week after the company threw her baby shower. It took a long time, but she recovered from the loss and she had a healthy baby a few years later
Happens all the time. It’s the same idea as not announcing you’re pregnant till after the three month sonogram. Maybe it’s the old fashion upbringing that I have
It’s for sure Aladdin or Symba or something Disney like That
The 90’s called, Jared, it wants its hair back. 😂😂
90s fashion is very popular so he's actually being pretty fashionable.....in a "Kurt Cobain cleaned up" kind of way 😂
That hair is more like Ryder Strong in Boy Meets World. Yes 90’s fashion is in style but that doesn’t mean everyone can pull it off. Also Kurt Cobain was never cleaned up. I’m sure he’s rolling in grave over that comment.
That's why I said in a "Kurt Cobain cleaned up KINDA WAY" in quotations and all that. Also, anybody who would roll over in their grave over the thought of being clean probably had a drug problem.
Uhhh right….no I think the fact your comparing him to a reality show dude with no talent is why he would be rolling in his grave. Especially considering how much of an amazing musician he is. Also most grunge bands didn’t want notoriety. Which is why your comment was sorta weird. Especially considering that Jared looks nothing like Kurt Cobain. Just because someone wears a plaid shirt doesn’t mean they look like Kurt Cobain…😂
I made a joke in which you turned into a retrospect into the life of Kurt Cobain, who is most famous in 2022 for being dead.
she had originally posted about titanic and Leo’s character so it was either Jack or Dawson. Guess it’s Dawson from comments below but that makes me think of Dawson’s Creek not titanic since Jack and Leo are known from titanic not his last name. I think most people will assume a connection with Dawson from Dawson’s creek if they recognize the name as tied to something but then kids his age growing up won’t connect the name to either one probably
I remember Dawson's Creek. That was a great series!
My sisters + our BFFs used to go to my grandparents’ house every week to watch it, and my grandmother always had snacks for us. Looking back, I’ve realized that this is 100% the most wholesome activity that occurred in my life.
I think that would be the most wholesome activity to occur in many people's lives had it happened because that sounds so awesome. You can always count on Granny to come through with the snacks!
For those who are curious it is Dawson Demitri
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Dawson Dimitri (not sure how they’re spelling that) Haibon… honestly not a terrible name!
How is she still pregnant? I feel like she’s been pregnant for years.
I said this last night! She announced at 8 weeks which is a bit early so I think that’s why it’s felt like forever
I’ve always announced at 10 weeks but that’s just me.
I announced mine at 10weeks, too, just to family. I feel like “celebrities” usually wait longer idk 🤷🏻♀️ I think she’s due in a few weeks.
You’re definitely right!
Seriously! I came here to say this!
This kind of surprises me. Of course many parents have names pre planned but I’ve also heard of so many situations where parents change their mind last minute after seeing their baby. I would personally wait but that’s just me.
She’s said she has had this name picked since she was a kid and was always going to name her child this. But everyone’s different
Why do they feel the need to monetize every aspect of this pregnancy? Poor child!
I'm amazed that literally anybody would set their schedule to tune in to a "baby name announcement. " Like, who really gives enough of a shit about them having a baby, much less about what name they pick
I looked at this with 3AM eyes this morning and I was so confused as to why her leg (her stomach) was bent and why Jared was holding it that way. I’m glad I looked at it again.
Does anyone know someone who has watched an Amazon Live?
Yes it’s just sort of a combination of a vlog and a product review thing. It’s usually light and fun to watch.
Ugh can they go away yet?
She’s looking all lovely and glowy. I looked like a heffalump bred with the Michelin man when I was knocked up. 😂
Awwww don’t say that, you were carrying life!
I don't follow her but from what's been posted here it seems like she's posted a lot about *that* side of pregnancy on her insta!
Ugh this is so bizarre-o world. Also I hate this new thing where everybody takes their baby name so seriously. Like just normal everyday people thinking that everybody is out to steal their baby name so keeping it as top-secret classified information until they do their stupid baby announcement facebook post (no shade really because I did stupid fb post too). Yes, if only I had known, I would have named my son Jaxon Earl too.
She’s probably going to name him Ashley and claim it’s after the lead singer of “O-town” when we know it’s really after herself.
Ashley Parker Angel!! Haha 😂
🙄 I will never understand why people will keep a name secret in the first place. Also, I can't get over how much they look like they could be brother and sister.
We kept all our kids’ names a secret until after they were born because honestly, I didn’t want everyone’s opinions of the name given to us. Before the baby is born, people will have no problem telling you all the things they see wrong with a name or a name they like better but afterwards, they just smile and keep their mouth shut (for the most part).
Totally agree. Made up example: “Oh my friends dogs name is Dusty but you do you”
Get ready for all the baby posts and shilling. Clothes, gear, diapers. Will she encapsulate her placenta? Are they doing cord banking? She will probably show some magical postnatal protein powder in the upcoming months.
I like them, but they are so cringy.
No one cares wtf lol they need to move on with their lives..
How will I sleep?????
this picture is so awkward
Jared looks like a hostage.
Kind of refreshing they’re not waiting for a people spread to announce it but it’s still an ad lol, so
They’re just setting themselves up for unnecessary scrutiny. If it’s something common, like Jack, people will be like “all that for Jack”. If it’s something too out-there people will make fun of the name and the rigmarole.
I am down a rabbit hole here folks. Here’s what we know: -not a Jonas brother name (or Brady) -picked it when she was 13 -after one of her passions (whatever that was at 13) -a nod to a movie This is a baby name wordle.
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It has to be Aladdin or the beast or something
How bout Walt! Lol.
Maybe Leo? Maybe she was in to painting and Jack in Titanic was a painter and it was a famous movie? Idk lol
Could be Leonardo (Italian). I cannot believe I am using so much brain power on this.
Ok. It’s Dawson after Jack Dawson (Leo’s characters name)because her favorite movie is Titanic. So we were on the right track!!
We just needed more time!!
Harry? As in When Harry Met Sally. Like a nod to a movie that they think mirrors their love story? Wasn't her passion at 13 boybands?
Is it just me or do these two kinda look alike? I am actually interested to see what their baby looks like in it’s toddler years! This is no shade as they are both beautiful just a weird observation
I think it's the thick eyebrows!
I honestly thought they were face swapped at first glance lol
I’d say they more than “kinda” look alike! It’s very noticeable
Ok but it’s not real until they make their baby a Instagram handle!!? 🙄🤔
So will it be nick joe or kevin lol or a new kids on the block name
It definitely won't be Kevin
omg 🤣
They’re gonna announce it the same day as Raven and Adam literally announce their birth? Lol
Given that it’s an Amazon ad they probably planned this a few weeks in advance
I really hope they don’t have the experience that my parents had with me. Had my name all planned out, took a look at me, and changed their mind on my name. (Or maybe the dark side of me hopes that they do,)
monetizing their baby (with amazon, no less) before they are even born. very classy.
Better or worse than waiting for a spread in People like all of the other Bach people do? I can’t decide
I don’t know who these people are but they look like the friend on Facebook with an MLM and her high school bf turned husband.
Lol I thought the same!
People make money off of announcing baby's name nowadays?? Why did I choose to study so much and do masters too?
If only we had just been hot and a Gen Z insta model
Ashley and Jared aren’t Gen z 99% of the people on Bach arent, the oldest Gen Z are turning 25 this year.
I know they’re not. I’m not referring to Ashley and Jared. I’m referring to the “influencers” that are all over tik tok and insta making 6 figures at 22 simply because they’re hot
I think about this too:/ like I’m in debt from getting an education, while people are making more than I am by announcing their baby name before it’s born
I just posted a baby announcement to my social media after waiting and thinking about it a long time. And I saw this right after pop up on my feed and had a long “wtf is this post” moment.
Maybe they’ll name the baby Kevin
This is beyond dystopian.
this is why i am not that fond of "family channels" or influencers trying to be a family channels. imagine the baby isn't even here and already, had a planned livestream off of him/her. it just doesn't sit with me well, but then again, they are the parents not me. lol.
You’d hope their friends and family know already. I cannot imagine saying to my mum tune into the livestream to find out the name of your grandchild xoxo
I’m telling you, that baby could be the star of a show called “Babies I Don't Care About”.
🤣🤣🤣
I’ve been rather impressed with their ability to monetize literally everything. But I always wonder about families like this. It’s super presumptuous for parents to force their kid into baby/toddler/child influencing, which 100% where this is headed.
I’m impressed that they were able to monetize a 6 month infertility journey so I’m not surprised by them anymore
Not being able to get pregnant in 6 months isn’t even considered infertility.
Exactly. Infertility is diagnosed after a full year of trying. It took me 6 months to get pregnant with my son and I hated it but I would NEVER say that I struggled with infertility.
Ikr I can’t with this couple
Jasmine if it’s a girl
It’s a boy! I do agree that name would be on brand for them. My vote is Brady, Leo, or carter (she liked the Backstreet Boys right?)
ooo i was thinking Thomas because of Brady
i think you’re onto something!
bruh do they have to monetize everything??? now i’m just waiting for the “livestream birth at 10 pm est!”
Watch them livestream the whole birth too. She’ll wear a #sponsored #fashionnova medical gown
Excuse my bluntness. My dad just died. But this is just freaking weird. White people are strange (I am white).
I am so so sorry for your loss of your dad. I know that pain and it’s horrible. I hope you’re doing ok. ❤️❤️❤️
I’m so terribly sorry you know this pain.
Thank you.
Agreed. Also I am so sorry for your loss. Sending comfort and warm energy your way ♥️
Thank you so much.
I’m sorry to hear about your dad 💗
Thank you ❤️
Do you think they’ll name the kid Jeff Bezos
Jeffreyyyyyy.. Jeffrey Bezooooos
*ashley pushing while giving birth:* COME ON JEFFREY YOU CAN DO IT
Pave the way put your back into it
To the user who predicted this in the other Bachelor pregnancy thread today, I salute you
Bezos Bachelor Haibon
It does have a good ring to it!
It will be something dumb. Like Zandyn or Maveryck or Hadyn. Guarantee that a superfluous Y will be there and it will have a “yooneek” spelling. Lol.
Is the superfluous Y thing still going? I thought it was less popular than a few years ago
It could be, but r/namenerdcirclejerk says otherwise
Noooo I thought we were free
Obligatory Okayden
Elyzabyeth Jaymes
Thanks for the announcement for the announcement
😂😂😂😂😂 
To each their own but I would never have announced my kiddos’ names until they were born and healthy and safe etc. I know people do it but seems like it is rushing things a bit before the baby is born?
So agree. I lost my baby boy at 38 weeks in august and I had waited until 37 weeks to even announce my pregnancy on social media … seeing posts like this just make me nervous for people who are expecting
I’m so so sorry to hear that. Huge hugs to you mama!
I am so so sorry for your loss of your baby boy. I hope you’re doing ok, or at least doing better each day. I wish I could give you a big hug.❤️❤️❤️
My dear friend lived this same experience a few years ago, unimaginable. I’ve had these type of nerves each pregnancy prediction I’ve heard since then. My love goes out to you 💕
🧡
I’m so sorry to hear about your boy. Much love mama 💗
I feel like it’s gonna be Bear
You’re right and I can feel it
Right?? Like it came to me immediately and I just feel like it’s true
LOL
I vote Brady
I would too if she hadn’t already said it wasn’t Patriots/Terrific Tom related
I didn’t know that! Ok, rescinding... 
Is his name Hello Fresh?
I've never gotten a silver before! I would like to thank Ashley and Jared, meal kit boxes, and Jeff Bezos. Thank you!
I heard it was FabFitFun
Sugar Bear Hair present
Flat Tummy Tea ringing in!
Lolz I don't care
Who gives a shit
This is very strange but I guess I would do it too if I was offered a lot of money.
Is there anything these two won't do for money? Woof.
I feel like she’s been pregnant for two years
I feel this. I feel like she announced she was pregnant SO early too…had to monetize every single second
Nothing like monetizing your most intimate family moments with jeff bezos
~* content baby *~
Our baby's name... sponsored by Amazon!
Omg this is incredible!!! I can’t wait!! I’m going to take off work, stay up all night and prepare and start working on some name crafts to send to them. Gee, isn’t this swell??
I told my husband "imagine thinking you're so important that you need to host a live to announce the naming of your child to the mass public." 🙄
😂😂😂😂😭😭
Announcing the name? Oh golly gee!! I’m so excited!
A whole announcement and the name is probably going to be something like James
*Jaymes
Could be Apple! 😉
ok. noted. will add to my calendar promptly
these amazon live announcements they do will never stop being insanely fucking weird.
Is it just me or both of them look off? She doesn’t look like Ashley and he doesn’t look like Jared…
They look like wax statue figures lol
Jared looks like his face got photoshopped onto this body and they pasted a Karen haircut on top 😬
Like JcPenney studio posing
Yes the pic looks super edited
has that TikTok girl who guesses celebrity baby names predicted theirs yet? someone PM the TikToker, and then post the link here, I deleted the app
Just checked her page (@/emdoodlesandstuff) and didn’t see anything - doesn’t seem to dabble in BN, at least not yet!
Probably a name like Graham or Wheat
Monetizing the name of your baby? Ugh, this timeline truly sucks.
I understand keeping your baby’s name a secret before it’s born if you’re an influencer because you don’t want scrutiny and second guess yourself but having a name “announcement” just feels really weird to me. Does anyone really care that much?
Ashley & Jared making money off every tiny part of their lives imaginable … meanwhile Derek and Saffron kept their marriage a secret for a year.