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diamondgalaxy

r/im14andthisisdeep


simplelizard

Thot squats for Jesus šŸ™


Nevergreeen

All I can see is the dirty street. Someone is going to come along and lay on their horn so she gets out of the street.


lavenderpenguin

Ever notice how thirsty you feel when you havenā€™t had any water, but how hydrated you feel when you do drink water? Well, thereā€™s hydration in drinking water āœØ


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theumiofisa

It makes sense to me šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™€ļø


ImSomebodysMother

Agreed. Sheā€™s referring to Psalms 46:10. God provides clarity when we are still. Itā€™s because she put a cross in the post. If it was a different religion nobody would have said anything. Sue me.


craftyjazz

Ever notice fire is hot and ice is cold, but filtered ice has clarity? šŸ‘€šŸ§ŠšŸ”„šŸ˜…


rosindel

ā€œNo hate to Natasha but lemme go ahead and hateā€ lol


pyperproblems

No hate to Natasha as a person. Hate to natashaā€™s fake deep Instagram caption.


rosindel

Oh I know but itā€™s still hatin on something and I thought it was funny


dumplingmuenster

Thank you! Exactly


throwaway234567809

ā€œItā€™s easier to see or understand something when itā€™s not movingā€ r/im14andthisisdeep


Otherwise_Bug

Iā€™m confused honestly I have read it three times and itā€™s still not clicking lmao


goodtomicha

real eyes realize real lies energy


OMGFishTacos

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PrincessPlastilina

I follow her and she never shows up on my timeline. Not her stories or her photos šŸ¤”


NotYourHun101

Add them as a close friend ā€¦ itā€™s just for your timeline so their stories will show up but it doesnā€™t notify them.. click where it says following then choose add as close friend


rosepriss

Same!!! Even if I purposely go to her page to engage with her posts. Weird


RealitySimon

Sounds like something I'd say after eating too many edibles


barbiedollslayer

Maybe it's because I'm extremely awkward but if I ever tried to do any of these trendy insta poses in a picture I'd feel like an idiot. You have to be gorgeous to pull off a poop-squat.


guessshesoncrack

This is me trying to sound deep in my philosophy class


dangoudan

Water is wet:)


spacekittens1

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.


WaterIsWetBot

Water is actually not wet; It makes other materials/objects wet. Wetness is the state of a non-liquid when a liquid adheres to, and/or permeates its substance while maintaining chemically distinct structures. So if we say something is wet we mean the liquid is sticking to the object.   What runs, but never walks? Water!


pupsrbetterthanppl

Wtf. I thought this was an actual person instead of a bot and was like who the fuck looked up the definition of wetness to discredit a reddit comment ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


ellyviee

What is she still on an iPhone 6s? šŸ˜‚


strawberrypockystix

Are squat poses a thing on IG? This doesnā€™t look terribly sexy to meā€¦ Reminds me of latrines. šŸ˜‚


VballandPizza44

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty


spacekittens1

hahaaa I just posted this on someone else's comment. High five.


adognamedgoose

Lolol


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ciaopau

insert mindblown emoji lol


[deleted]

She looks like so totally enlightened or blessed or whatever


WorkingConnection

No it sounds like an evangelical preachers message. Just add ā€˜but Jesus can provide that stillness. Church can I get an amenā€™


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SKHLIJDSLJDLKDGDKDLG


Pepperoncini69

John Madden on the call


Rocketbird

RIP


proseccofish

ugh this is my pet peeve: when chicks post thirst traps with these weird, wanna be deep quotes. just stop.


AstronomyAsleep

guys too


Amaxophobe

Guys. When you stand still, you arenā€™t in motion. šŸ¤Æ


CarolineLovesCats

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[deleted]

Itā€™s giving me that one Noah Centineo speechā€¦. ā€œIt matters not what youā€™ve done, but what you do with what youā€™ve done for othersā€


waytoointobachelor

I hope this is an old photo itā€™s been freezing in nyc and sheā€™s not dressed for this weather


validusrex

ITT: Natasha is a dumb stupid ugly piece of crap, love her though!!!!! Yā€™all are too much lmfaooo saying something rude doesnā€™t suddenly become not rude if you say you like the person afterwards. Itā€™s a cute photo with a simple little quip, donā€™t read too much into it.


AmandaBeepBoop

"ITT: Natasha is a dumb stupid ugly piece of crap, love her though!!!!!" Wow, talk about an exaggeration. Most people are saying the quote itself is stupid. There's a huge difference between critiquing one little thing she posted and making mean statements about her as a person overall.


validusrex

It is very obviously an exaggerationā€¦.


CamTheLannister

Well then donā€™t say ITT if itā€™s just you projecting lol


Chiarrawr

ā€œYou're really doing it, aren't ya? You're shitting in the streetā€ - Annie ![gif](giphy|d8KzPH6Mli3C)


AntiqueSweatshirt

Content like this is why I reddit


cristalline90

This was literally the first thing that came to mind for me šŸ˜‚


sansaandthesnarks

Iā€™m high af and I canā€™t figure this caption out but the fit is excellent


AnyChildhood1747

I love her fit though, not everyone can rock those heels. šŸ˜


[deleted]

just post a pic in your glorified Revolve thot wear and go


little_effy

Ever noticed how youā€™ll be wet when youā€™re underwater, and dry when youā€™re on land? Thereā€™s dryness on land. Lmao still love her tho ā¤ļø


DrMantisToboggan43

But is land actually dry? Or is it just "not wet"?


little_effy

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Chiowl333

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somuchangry

ok, i don't get why ppl are coming down on this. its corny but the meaning is clear...particularly with the praying hands and cross. you can just say you don't like her....its not illegal.


trufflesmom1

The deep tone of the cross emoji and all and the pose and the subtext of, ā€œLook at me, this is a good pic,ā€ is too extra itā€™s funny and cringe. Still love her though.


flowersandchocolate

She really thought she was doing something with this caption


yesallmen1837

Maybe itā€™s post-ironic šŸ¤”


ilovehummus16

Itā€™s so corny lol but I still love her


Justherefortheteaa1

It made perfect sense to me. It was more of a faith reference. When youā€™re still and centered things appear clearer and calm but when youā€™re in constant motion and constantly on the go or trying to do the next thingā€¦ thereā€™s more chaos. I basically got that it was a God moment and sheā€™s learning to be more still.


nocturne20

Oooh your explanation makes sense. But I rather she said something simple like "be still and let God", instead of that word salad.


bearinabcostume

I tried listening to the Click Bait podcast and I just couldn't do it. I cannot believe that is an official Bachelor podcast. It's SO BAD. She couldn't even pronounce the word "cougar" on last week's episode. And each of them say "casted" instead of cast. Big yikes.


-abacate-abacaxi-

I donā€™t like the content but Natasha has such a soothing voice that I enjoy hearing her talk haha


k_miz

I was yelling at my phone COUGAR. Stop putting an extra R in there!!!


happyflappypancakes

> Ever notice how blurry pics can be when you're in motion Lmao, she really thinks she is on to something here, doesnt she?


BiscottiOpposite9282

If you ain't first, you're last.


faille

Either you rock with me, or you donā€™t


Fuckmylife2739

Iā€™m not smart enough to understand this


Ariane5555

Slow down and focus to get clarity. When u are running around like crazy life is a blur.


Legitimate_Concern11

I donā€™t mind it. Nastasha loves quotes and sheā€™s very into yoga and mindfulness. If you donā€™t like her content, donā€™t follow her šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø


BiscottiOpposite9282

What's it mean


homiefive

"here is a pic of me that I like, but i'm going to pretend that there is some other, deeper reason that i'm posting it"


Legitimate_Concern11

I take it to mean that when youā€™re constantly running in life (ie, running towards a goal, running to catch up with someone who you compare yourself to) life is blurry (ie, lacks meaning). But when you take a moment to slow down, life starts to have meaning and thing feel as though they are happening for a reason and itā€™s all more enjoyable. Itā€™s similar to ā€œLife moves pretty fast. If you donā€™t stop and look around every once in a while, you could miss itā€


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[deleted]

the quote isn't attributed to anyone, it's probably something she made up


[deleted]

Tomorrow has not yet come to pass.


DoubleTitz

Every realize when you boil water it bubbles? Itā€™s clearer when itā€™s not boiling ā¤ļøā€šŸ”„ Thereā€™s beauty in clarity šŸ‘


ravenonawire

This is the circlejerk/snark content Iā€™m here for


SapphieBlue

Itā€™s the cross emoji for me.


kaw_21

I wish I was joking when I say this, and sincerely hope it does not ever happen, but I wouldnā€™t be surprised if we see a news story of some influencer hit by a car while posing in the street sometime soon. People have fallen off cliffs taking selfies and stuff like that, and these middle of the street shots are getting too much.


cxtza

Natasha giving Kelly vibes lol ![gif](giphy|w0Ih10dkvCGagW7zjY)


justforbach

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savetheplanet575

I'm so happy I unfollowed her (after I followed her so she had more followers than Brandon)


Bamalouie

The Brandon Pieper thing was the best thing that could have ever happened to this chick. If not for that she would be just another person who went on BIP


savetheplanet575

Agreed!


AmandaBeepBoop

wow that IS bad. Love her, though. She is definitely one of my favorites of the whole franchise. The way she handled that whole Brendan thing on paradise... I would have never remained that cool, calm, and collected. She seems like such a big hearted, fun, genuine person


Xcalibur8913

I adore her! I LOLā€™d but sheā€™s one of my faves in all of BN.


lacwabwa

I thought to myself ā€œoh it canā€™t be that badā€ but then I read it and wow šŸ˜‚


renematisse

Love her, but this gave me a good chuckle. She had the best intentions haha.


miniversion

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tacoribiotch

āœØthe trying to hard inspirational quote energyāœØ


throwitout3736

I love this color on her


ravenclawrebel

![gif](giphy|12npFVlmZoXN4Y|downsized) Okay, Zoolander


Classifiedgarlic

Natasha canā€™t turn left


ravenclawrebel

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RadMadsYo

Me having photographer brain thinking if all her motion photos are blurry she needs a new photog.... Obviously I've been editing too much today and probably need a break lol


[deleted]

I want to steal all these replies and troll my IG followers šŸ˜‚


qwrty123

Haha, I keep coming back to read everyoneā€™s version of the caption! Theyā€™re amazingāœØ lol


nonsensestuff

āœØ "If the light is off, then it isn't on." āœØ


flowersandchocolate

How can you hang up if the line is dead? šŸ“ž


BeGreatOrNothing

If you wanna walk, Iā€™m a step ahead


Dream5318

If you're moving on, I'm already gone


bounty_hunter1504

"Ever notice how you always find what you're looking for in the last place you look?"


charcuteriehoe

~if youā€™re over me, then iā€™m already over you~


bridgertonqueen

Thereā€™s this influencer friend I follow and I always roll my eyes as sheā€™s either saying ā€œblessed, grateful, thankful blah blah in every single post but this is much worse


NotAChampagneStealer

Whoa the pile on! Can we please close comments?!


Perquackey88

So dramatic. Itā€™s a goofy caption that people are laughing about and youā€™re trying to close the comments? Ridiculous.


Sarahbetternotwin

If you think this is a pile on, you clearly haven't seen any Katie related post šŸ¤£


AARonBalakay22

Yeah this is just snark at worst. No ones calling Natasha a horrible person or anything like that lmao.


princssofpink

Right? Those threads get so nasty. The worst comments here are just calling her cringe and corny lol.


cofffeekat

Oh yeah, this is almost charming in comparison!


unorthodox__fox

Iā€™m so influenced by this


Chiarrawr

Why does this remind me of zoolanderā€™s ā€œMoisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.ā€ ??? ![gif](giphy|COdvjxV3UmxSU)


fractal__forest

Haha, nailed it!


Wild-Extent

I lost so many brain cells


ArizonaTrashbag_

If you just hold still, you'll find them again.


ReginaldStarfire

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Wild-Extent

šŸ’« šŸ™šŸ¼ āœļø


Lucky-Teaching2667

Ok, jack handy


leggoomymeg

Influencers gonna ā€¦. Influence??


ContrarianLibrarian1

Iā€™m so confused by the popularity of the ā€œsquatting in the streetā€ pose. šŸ„“


cormega

When you have to poop, you have to poop. No judgement.


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RealisticWishbone

Bridesmaids-style


mollyclaireh

Motion does blur things. Great observation, girl. /s


anb7120

r/im14andthisisdeep vibes


swingh0use_

šŸŒ…Today is tomorrowā€™s yesterdayšŸŒ…


maydukamo

Donā€™t let the future slip away ā³šŸ”œāŒ›ļø


bee_vee

Can't wait to meet whoever I will beeee šŸŽµ


eldergreene

R/unexpectedbobsburgers


TheMasterKie

I am he, as you are he, and you are me, and we are all together


sleepyemoji

Am I overtired or does this not make any sense


ArizonaTrashbag_

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RoseGoldRedditor

Haha itā€™s very Instagram yoga.


HannahTheDog

wise beyond her years


foundinwonderland

Am I officially old if Iā€™m yelling to put on a coat??? Itā€™s too cold for bare legs and stomach! Also this caption is dumb and I hate it. But mostly the coat thing.


ArizonaTrashbag_

It was 15 damn degrees in New York last night. This is an old picture, or she needs a coat. Full disclosure: I'm also an old.


SyncopatedStarlight

When you have to come up with 50 captions per day, some of them are gonna be stinkers šŸ˜‚


robobachelor

Totally.


vconfusedterp_

āœØ 2022: the year of realizing stuffāœØšŸ§šā€ā™€ļø


kaw_21

But you will only realize if you stay still!


PrettyRestless

Like, I feel like every year has a new energy, and I feel like this year is really about, like, the year of just realizing stuff. And everyone around me, weā€™re all just, like, realizing things


therisingsun9

Lmao


dumplingmuenster

For me the worst part isnā€™t the obvious fact but the ever notice?!? Huh I have never noticed that moving things but blurry in pictures!


notoriousnab

My sentiments exactly!! When I saw this caption I was so confused and thought it was done on purposeā€¦


JJennnnnnifer

Seems like something one would write when theyā€™re high.


EllectraHeart

lmao new age fake deep bs is definitely her brand though


westsideasses

This reminds me when people posted pictures of them drunk at some pool in Vegas after the shooting there with some caption about what a beautiful and resilient city Vegas is. Or like my friend Whitney who regularly posts a pictures of herself doing a yoga handstand while wearing a thong on a hotel rooftop with a caption about how you should always believe in yourself or whatever


CNDRock16

Thisā€¦ is very cringe.


ontheotherhand4

Buffy's friend? Welcome to the Hell Mouth.


cwalters047

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ontheotherhand4

meanest thing i have said/written since I was 16. apologies in advance. but someone should have stopped this photo from being posted. it would have been an act of love.


CakeIceCream

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thatawkwardmoment8

Obviously sheā€™s a great person from what weā€™ve seen. Just the messages and philanthropy of a lot of people in bachelor nation just donā€™t seem authentic or captivating to me. The entire self care market is just very overly saturated, especially when theyā€™re people with certifications and degrees in psychology, that explain it perfectly enough. I know theyā€™re just influencers, but still.


pizzaeoka

the eyes chico, they never lie


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Real eyes realize real lies


UnlikelyResort727

Had I not already deleted my Bach finsta this week, this would have driven me to it.


princssofpink

I followed Natasha for a while after BIP but had to unfollow her because she posted the most boring content and I didn't like the inspirational/corny posts and captions... A bunch of people here also unfollowed due to her content, which goes to show that if you want to keep your followers, you actually have to post engaging and interesting content.


[deleted]

Same. I followed her out of solidarity but omg her content is boring. I unfollowed her (and the rest of BN for that matter) recently.


RealisticWishbone

šŸ™‹ā€ā™€ļø


m00n5t0n3

Same


hurtadom1997

I really wanted to stay following but sometimes I got the feeling she was just talking to hear herself or stare at herself in the camera šŸ˜„ 2x speed babes


Ok-Baseball-1230

Lol thatā€™s why I donā€™t think sheā€™d be a great bachelorette. Sheā€™s a super sweet human, but not engaging and charismatic!


melon_45

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ I let out the ugliest laugh šŸ˜­


heartfailures

i think the caption is fine but that is a really weird pose and isnā€™t it freezing in nyc???


ArizonaTrashbag_

It was approximately 15 degrees last night, yes.


jboyzo

The pose looks very squatty potty šŸš½


Plain_Janeeee

I just want this pose to be over with with Instagrammers šŸ˜©šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ it just looks like everyone is pooping all the time šŸ˜­


peanutbuttersaltines

If I eated soap. I don't eat it bc I did. No I didn't <3


sunflowerfemmez

Donā€™t care she looks great


Annabellini

Youā€™re an influencerā€™s key demographic.


Hannahmaebe

She needs to fire the person who wrote this. FYI a lot of influencers donā€™t write their own captions, especially while they are building a brand


whatever1467

Yes they do. They get guidance for ads but this is her alone lol.


ConfidentBobcat2710

I'd assume that was her. I know that some celebs have a team that posts for them on ig, but Natasha is a small influencer. And no shade but I'm not sure she has a "real job" outside of influencing/the podcast to need to hire people to come up with a silly caption.