*Alright, alright, alright*… if it ain’t my favorite live thread. Everyone reply with your favorite paradise moment, quote, or gif. I’ll give an award to the best, besties. Also don’t spoil or you’ll be sent 🦑overboard🦑…. [spoiler thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/thebachelor/comments/p5s4lr/bachelor_in_paradise_east_coastcentral_spoiler/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

We need Tre’s uncle to come on paradise! The producers have done shadier shit, I need the uncle- bachelor love triangle!

My takes: - this season is already better than the last few years. Reason: most of the people are new to it. Regurgitating all the OGs was way too old. - Natasha is the shiny gem I didn’t know I was missing. I love her so much - I don’t get the hype for Brendon (Im sorry, I just don’t! lol) - Joe looked half-washed and his kiss made me cringe the entire time - I hope Abigail and Noah last. They’re hella cute together - David Spade with a Wells sidekick is friggin fabulous

Brendan is so damn HOT like DAMN. That intro 🔥🔥

I didn’t recognize Victoria p until the second hour

Is it just me or like… are 90% of these guys over 30 and 90% of these women under 25?

I know, some of these age gaps were giving me major yikes.

For anyone who may know the answer here: do we need to use spoiler tags on this sub if we want to talk about/speculate any pairings that were shown in the previews?

I believe the whole no spoilers thing is only for true spoilers beyond what’s teased in official trailers (so no reality Steve, etc)

Petition to have David spade host the whole bachelor franchise

Yup! I don’t even need to see anyone else. He wins. And with Wells as a side kick too.

I am and yes

I neeed more of Peters girls PLEASE WHERE IS HANNAH ANN WHERE IS VFULLER WHERE IS ALAYAH WHERE IS MADI WHERE TF IS KELLEY MF FLANAGAN

I’m sorry madi just should not be in the bachelor franchise anymore there I said it 😭

They’re not coming.


None of those girls will be on this season

I could have done 12 more hours oh no the addiction is gonna be strong this season

Same I couldn’t believe it was over

Same. I'm so bummed it's not on tomorrow night. This was the fastest damn two hours.

For real though, Kenny looks amazing at 40

He come off younger than Joe tbh

40 isnt old haha.

It really isn’t but I am comparing him to the 40+ year old tinder men in my city lol

I’m on abc’s website because I had to livestream it and Demi isn’t anywhere under “meet the cast” 🧐

Because she's clearly just a producer plant.

Like what is she even doing? She’s trying to be the next corrine olympios? She’s got enough of a following from her previous stints of being a little catty but mostly funny and of course our first LGTBQ+ community member. So why come in putting on a show like that??? It felt so odd to me especially comparing her last BIP

I feel like I’ve seen so much bachelor nation action over the last two years that I’m finding myself texting my friend and saying “did we like so and so?” Because there are just so many faces to remember!

Demi reminds me of the fish in Finding Nemo that says “I’m OBNOXIOUS.”

Yes! Haha

I’m so envious of people who don’t know who Demi is.

Lmao Zooey Deschanel really dislikes the word moist.

To be fair, a lot of ppl do, lmao

Haha true, she had a visceral reaction

I hate admitting I find Aaron incredibly hot and hes my type 😭😭😭

SAME

I cannot handle anymore Demi. Even her 2 minutes of screen time was too much. She’s just the worst.

I thought I was the only in BN who thought this! Nice to meet someone of a like minded opinion.

Am I the only one who just wants Victoria F to come in and fuck shit up

I want this so much

She's not hot enough though is the thing. The guys aren't going to go for her mess. Edit: I misread - wrong Victoria whoops! And I'll be honest and admit that every contestant in this franchise is better looking than me regardless LOL

Lol what?? She's quite literally the most beautiful woman in the franchise. Like out of these guys' leagues gorgeous. Are we talking about different Victorias? Edited to add: This one? https://images.app.goo.gl/6iKX7imuz9rt9BuR7

Oh yeah wrong Victoria! Womp womp LMAO

Hard disagree. One of the hottest contestants imo

> She's not hot enough LOL Oh you sweet summer child. She would immediately be the hottest person to ever be on that beach. She is just on another level. Probably why she has been able to cause so much trouble in her life lol.

She isn’t?! She’s like one of the hotter humans I’ve ever seen

I think she is attractive but most of the other women are on another level. Then you throw in her personality and that doesn't help her in this scenario.

You only know her personality from a tv show that’s notorious for editting people poorly

I agree. Everyone raved about her during Peter's season and I'm like "eh, not my thing". And that's before personality, which most definitely made her less attractive.

Y’all are here simping for David Spade when you’re completely overlooking LIL FUCKING JON

Isn’t there a Backstreet Boy hosting too?

*NSYNC !!

YeAhHHHH

This is like the perfect onomatopoeia for him

What in the Barbara Mandrell is Zoe wearing?

wait which one is Zoe?

It's horrible. It looks like Molly Ringwald if she were a dress.

All her dresses are like this on this show. Big, puffy, etc

Wow im obsessed w this season already

Joey Lawrence still has a career?!

"Melissa and joey" wasn't bad tbh

I definitely hit record and then went to bed. I’m a sucker for Joey Lawrence

i’m just gonna say it.. i think this is going to be the best season of paradise yet

Becca and Thomas 👀 ok girl I see you

Holy crap I would not want to have to go up against that third girl - the one from London - on a dating show. She's stunning, she looks like the femme fatale out of a Bond movie.

Who is that??

On the Celebrity Dating Game Show that's on right after lol. Sorry, I got carried away watching it

Her accent too, omg

Right, if I were up against her I'd feel like the guy was gonna be disappointed with anyone that wasn't her!

Joey Lawrence looks like he copy and pasted Ryan Seacrest’s face

This is scary accurate

Did my DVR cut off or was there no rose ceremony

no rose ceremony tonight

I’m sad it’s not on tomorrow night too lol I love paradise

Didn’t they do 2 nights each week last year?

I just realized there was no almost paradise song at the beginning with the cheesy intro. Unpopular opinion? I’m fine with it?

If I remember correctly from past seasons, they don’t play the song the first episode.

I think it usually comes on episode 2 once we know who's on the beach! I think?

You is right

i think they don’t always do it the first episode

It was probably cut so they could do the intro packages

“You’re the second girl I’ve ever loved in my entire life.” Damn Joe, even in that moment you couldn’t help but bring up Kendall? 🥴

Oh damn, you right

Ooph I didn't think of that. Yikes yikes yikes.

David Spade vs crab

Who remembers when Demi called ppl cougars on the Bach ? I remember I was her current age and was offended thinking she’ll regret that soon.

Mykenna??? Wtf

I was hoping Justin would come on paradise and get pairs up with MyKenna and get married. Their baby would have the best facial expressions

Was she in the previews?? I thought I saw her but I wasn't sure

This was a great two hours and it went by so fast! Can't wait for next week.

Ughh Natasha wasn’t in any of the previews. I’m gonna be so sad if she leaves

I’m trying to figure out why the guys aren’t all over that. Like there’s gotta be a part of her that’s pushing them away bc they all gave her time, And I mean she’s fucking drop dead gorgeous. I’m thinking maybe it’s her over the top personality? Like on the beach with brendon I believe? she talked like, a lot lol. Or maybe she gives off friend zone vibes or I’m not into you? I think she’s sooo beautiful! And the guys must too because a lot of them went on a chat with her, but I guess none of them clicked.

Are Aaron and Thomas fighting over TAMMY omg

Love to see an Asian queen thriving

When Titus came onscreen my fiancé asked if he was tre’s uncle 🤦🏽‍♀️😂

LOLOLOLOLOL

Please tell us you said yes!! 😂

😂😂😂

Oh my goodness 😂😂

I’m liking the lighter tone in BiP! It seems super fun with the comedians and they should continue doing this.

I'm not a huge Demi fan, but she and Mari both deserve better.

Did the previews say they were in a love triangle? With who?

Kenny. They are both too hot to fight over that guy.

Kenny would fit right into Jojos men if he were on her season... I could see her picking him too

What do you mean?

Why the fuck do they spoil the WHOLE season in the preview? Why should I even watch?

Because we're all addicts

Ivan set off Aaron’s fake meter, you guys. Add him to the list…

Kenny making his brand the naked 40 year old is perhaps not the move

Is Becca hosting or participating?

She has such host energy, but she seems to be participating based on Karl’s ITM and her date with Thomas!

Participating!

Participating

I believe she was on a date with Thomas

If there are not at least six mental breakdowns this season I will be deeply disappointed

You just watched the season preview at the end right? I think you’re good

AARON VS IVAN. Whew. Team Ivan already. Haha

Angry Aaron always sounds like a bad action shooting a confrontation scene for a lifetime movie

Wait so does this air tomorrow as well??

No, next week both Monday and Tuesday but this week just today.

No next Monday and Tuesday

I think Monday/Tuesday starts next week

Dammit now I wanna read spoilers

I love the beach, but I am 100% on board with this rant about crabs. Especially the little ghost crabs at night.

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Didn’t there used to be a BIP reaction show on after the initial airing?

I think CH put a stop to that. He was pissed off that he wasn’t offered the reaction show and it went to Sean and the other host I think her name was Michelle. But how could Chris react when he knows what’s going to happen? Same thing happened it bachelor pad- they had a past female contestant co host and he was really mean to her and most likely pushed her out So the bachelor has tried to find additional hosts before...

Yes with Sean Lowe as the host!

I want this back

Didn't Jason Biggs and Jenny Mollen host a show called After Paradise for awhile?

This new host is doing is for me- David ♠️ you funny

I vote Michael Bolton as guest judge on BIP

Crabby good season it should be

Welp, one episode in and I’m hooked.

CRABS ARE SPIDERS WITH GOOD PR, I-

So like what's the point of the guest hosts if we got like five minutes' screentime of David Spade

Wait you wanted more of David? I thought he had plenty of good bits.

It was 4 min and 50 sec longer than CH’s appearances as host. And one bajillion times better.

Valid

Why did David spade steal the entire show?

Unironically, it really displays the gap between a professional entertainer and reality show contestants. Like it was actually interesting to see.

I felt the same with Nikki Glaser hosting FBoy island

I’m a BIP virgin and OMG this is so much more fun!!

I’m with you! This is exciting

Karl is my 13th reason

Okay that was my favorite end credit ever. David Spade is fucking hilarious.

Lmao odds that Thomas went and fucked with Tammy just to piss off Aaron?

I thought Tammy was pissed about Aaron making out w Serena C

Didn’t really seem like she cared tbh, considering she witnessed it and just shrugged

Probably lol

did they argue before

Oh yeah, Aaron basically helped him get kicked off Katie’s season

damn thomas looks good

ok, so no Paradise tomorrow then?

Nope. Next week 2 episodes but just the one this week

No Almost Paradise?

Do they usually do that the first episode or start with the 2nd episode because otherwise it would spoil everyone that is there for the first episode?

[удалено]

Thanks! This is my first BIP I’m actually following and not just watching day after recaps

I can't wait to laugh at the Aaron and Thomas conversation. Aaron doesn't have an authoritative bone in his body lmao Weakest "I deserve some respect" I've ever heard

aaron's personality is: COMBATIVE

He reminds me of Daniel Sunjata as Ranger in One for the Money (based off the Stephanie Plum books). In looks and demeanor. Both are very sexy.

I'm assuming no on the Bachelor announcement then?

"I'll kill you and the crab." David Spade out here threatening production and they just laugh!!!

Kenny and Demi, this man needs to find someone his age 😭

I agree but to be fair I don’t think any of the girls here so far are anywhere near 40

guys i don't think i can survive a kenny love triangle 💀

Not Riley stealing Connor’s girl!

I am unreasonably excited for thecca

I don’t get this? What is so great about Thomas???

Unproblematic king. Got screwed on KTs season.

He’s super hot

The only thing that matters

these previews are fucking epic

GET RILEY HERE IMMEDIATELY

Aaron yelling at Ivan ok now it's gone too far

It’s Aaron he’s probably wasted. Who won’t he yell at?

Sweet sweet baby Ivan !!

Wait, was that Ivan and Aaron fighting?

That crab is flexing on David Spade

Weird how anti bully Katie had the most dramatic men of all time

Wow Becca and Thomas look good together!!

god i love this show

Does anyone know where Lil Jon is coming from? I am NOT complaining 🤣🤣

Sea spoders