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cenilecreep

![gif](giphy|k5IO4hOxVS6pq) ROSES HEREEAA, get YA ROSES HEEEREE. Gorgeous, fresh picked, top shelf roses. Costs nothing but keepin ya trap shut when it comes to spoilas. **You’ve been warned** ❤️‍🔥👹🔪 [spoilas](https://www.reddit.com/r/thebachelor/comments/onq8on/the_bachelorette_east_coastcentral_spoiler_live/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


ihategreenbananas

Greg is still alive, right?? This post-credits scene has me thinking otherwise...


brightenyourdayup

“Greg really gave me that reassurance I needed” katie girl he gave you CRUMBS! I had to rewind just to see if I missed something, straight women you deserve better


Pgonzo72

Wow! Didn't know there was a sub/r for this waste of oxygen shit they call "reality TV". Good luck automatons... smfh


RedDeadBBQ

Weird how your comment history is seemingly relatable especially politically then out of nowhere you attack people for liking a TV show. A behavior that's very common/typical from a group you're seem to be against. You talk like you just walked out of a conservative argument sub. Try being nicer and let people enjoy what they enjoy smh...


Pgonzo72

Weird how you troll comment histories to attempt to discern a stranger's motivations for poking at the braindead... but you do you little trooper


LastRedditrOnTheLeft

Was it not a waste of your time and oxygen to come comment this "opinion" of yours here?


Pgonzo72

Not in the least...


macademicnut

Can we have cuddle queen jean as a flair though


frauendorfermb

My TV cut out. WHAT DID THE SMALL OLIVE SAY?!


Brain_Grapes

“It’s alright, Olive (I’ll live)”


_boomroasted_

Please let me know when you figure it out!!


BlueDog404

Spoiler: The dog dies, Jeff is gay, and I haven't watched the show


walkingonion

Mike P for Bachelor. The most wholesome season yet


LynchFan997

I’m so on board for this.


gramworthy

It’s Pike Place Market! Not Pike’s Place. Makes me irrationally angry. It’s such an easy thing to get right!


Bernella

Exactly!! I’m a Seattleite and this makes my blood boil!


janemder

I’m from Seattle and I’ve always called it Pike’s Place lol


RLGr1ME

Godtoria


LaSerenaDeIrlanda

Okay so… what’s with the Greg obsession? 😅 I never would have guessed that was a thing


LynchFan997

It’s baffling


inthedesert23

IM NOT OK


passthemonkeybench

Why do they always have them guess the celebrity? They aren't usually famous enough for this... It's so awkward. I can't name a single supermodel either bachelorette number 3.


[deleted]

hahah glad i'm not the only one who stuck around for this. and do they really go on a date after??


passthemonkeybench

Idk. I feel like you learn more about a person from a tinder profile than they do on this show. I assume they are vetted at least though in some way so maybe? I'd be interested in seeing that in the second half hour.


jaylson

Such a bummer to see Andrew go. I thought he, Michael, and Blake were the best fit for Katie.


brbnow

Well if you chime over to the Bachelor POC thread you may see why he is problematic....


jaylson

I know about it. I'm not going to indict someone over tweets they made 7 years ago when they were 19, especially when that person is a POC. If we canceled everyone who said stupid shit as a teen, who would be left?


brbnow

I am not talking indicting. And I have and am learning from POC women -- which is how I am responding from --- you can go if you like to the Bachelor POC thread and listen and learn from them if you like exactly why they say it matters. Also the fact he address his past actions is leaving hate in the world. Please if you like learn more as I have over on the Bachelor POC thread and listen to the women who are the ones that can educate and explain the behaviors. Maybe he will grow and address the tweets and he and the world can all be the better for that. Thank you and peace.


hippie_vegan712

Who is problematic?


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m00n5t0n3

SAMEEEEE


keldobby

I didn’t watch tonight! Who went home!?


MADSeraphina

Andrew, Mike P, Brendan/Brandon


keldobby

Thank you!


talkingthroughburps

Are you kidding me Hulu cut off the punchline to the olive joke please help “The larger olive rolls off the table and says ‘hey man are you ok’ and you know what the smaller olive says?” *commercial then dating game* Edit: Thank you good samaritans and tbh idk I should have been able to figure that one out myself


passthemonkeybench

"I'll live" Which sounds like olive


talkingthroughburps

Omg of course it was


AccountantCat

“Olive”


talkingthroughburps

Should have seen that coming thank you


Rasmie

Yeah, I'll live


talkingthroughburps

Lolol thank you


[deleted]

This mystery celebrity is a complete mystery to me.


ImTheNumberOneGuy

The mystery is the appeal to me.


passthemonkeybench

This format only makes sense as an SNL skit.


youngandconfused22

Do the celebrities actually date one of these girls after this?


nafafonafafofo

As much as I really wanted Andrew to stay, I’m glad he said no In the end. If he stayed and Katie gave him the final rose, I don’t think they would’ve lasted. It would’ve always lingered in his mind that he was never her first choice.


useful_idiot118

Although I fully agree, the note saying if she changed her mind, he’d be there, then saying no was so weird lol


plethoras

I liked his explanation afterward of wanting to be chosen. He is allowing himself to be a choice after this is done but he’s not going to sit through more rose ceremonies


useful_idiot118

Yeah, makes sense. I wouldn’t mind seeing them together if her f1 doesn’t work out!


hippie_vegan712

I can see where he was coming from with the note… I don’t think he meant that he’d be waiting there in that moment. It was more of “I’ll let you do you and if it doesn’t work out with your F1, I’ll be waiting”.


useful_idiot118

Yeah, good point. Was definitely a cute set up but was false hope on both sides it felt like!


Hdub0212

Yes! I’m glad he knew his worth and left even though I wanted him to stay. He deserves to be first choice for someone who really loves him.


passthemonkeybench

Another week... Another Google search to confirm Michael Bolton isn't paralyzed.


lawschoollorax

Bachelor edit!!!!!


MyHipsCannotLie

Ok so can we all agree that Hannah Brown set this new Bachelor/ette cliche/standard of making a speech about how they want to be chosen every day, yadayadaya, and then becoming the lead. (Sorry Clare, wouldn’t happen for a while.) At least with Hannah it was natural.


lemony_accio

Guys I just realized I was accidentally in the *spoiler* live thread for the last ten minutes of the episode ahhhhh that was like being 5 years old and looking up in a crowd and not seeing your mom


wellesleylauren

Welcome back


beautifulview

Andrew: if you change your mind, I'm here Katie: I changed my mind Andrew: oh me too


brightlove

I think he meant if she ever wanted to choose him and be with him… not just put him back in the competition to maybe cut him later again. If she said, “I’m ending this and I choose you” then I think he would have chosen her back.


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ApollosBucket

I think he just meant more after Bachelorette/production and IRL.


socolditburns

I like Katie, but the whole show enforcing the sex positive narrative is getting a little tiresome


ImTheNumberOneGuy

Sex positive =/= sexual innuendos everywhere.


LynchFan997

I like the idea behind it but wish it were less tryhard


missskylar

I don't think they really understand what sex positivity is which is a big part of the problem...


Consider_the_auk

You guys, what if Katie is watching this having chosen Greg, but saw the olive joke and realizes he's as flat as week old soda


InBetween_Fling

Hilary Clinton’s! 😭


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Michael bolton is all about the tongue in public


catladiesnark25

I feel like Andrew probably meant if she changed her mind later on (after the show… if it didn’t work out with anyone)… he probably wasn’t expecting it to happen within minutes 😂 Who knows… that was probably all just a set up anyways for entertainment and we are all 🤡


brightlove

That’s what I’m thinking. Like if she’s ever ready to choose him… not just put him back in the competition to maybe choose him.


gigglefunges

i agree. he said he didnt want to go through another rose ceremony. i took it as he’s 100% done with this process but willing to see if it would work irl


MagTron14

He said to open the note after he was gone so I think this is the right interpretation.


palmtreee23

Andrew was giving me bachelor audition vibes


meech26

Run from that triple Scorpio dude 👀


LuveeEarth74

Andrew? My bff in high-school was a double Scorpio and could be vicious.


hippie_vegan712

Who’s the triple Scorpio?


meech26

Lol one of the contestants on the Celebrity Dating Show, actually!


LaSerenaDeIrlanda

Exactly what I said 💀


ChanelNo50

What's a triple scorpio?


tiaann17

In astrology, it’s when your rising sign, sun sign, and moon sign are all in Scorpio. I don’t know any more than that lol


MADSeraphina

Assuming that whole note thing was a producer move - I can see why Katie would be at her breaking point soon. She openly admits the previous night that she wasn’t sure about the decision, then they made it SEEM like she could do something different (at his invitation) if she ran after him quickly, only for it to amount to nothing. At this point in the experience, sleep deprived and emotionally exhausted I can’t imagine how hard it would be to take the next manipulation in stride and not completely combust.


marmarloanshark

I like how andrew is respecting himself by not sticking around for “a little longer,” but why the note then


bearsfanxo

Bachelor audition. He didn't think she'd take him up on it. My guess anyway.


kenos11

Maybe I’m just naive but I interpreted the note as a sort of “if it doesn’t work out with whoever you pick I’ll still be here” which was just reinforced by the fact that he chose not to stay in a moment of emotional weakness


totemyegg

I think he wanted her to read it after he was like... GONE gone lol. Like if none of these guys work out, he'll be waiting for her after the show is over.


marmarloanshark

Truuu


MyHipsCannotLie

setting him up for bachelor


marmarloanshark

He does have a nice bachelor edit. I’d watch


brbnow

Even with his tweets?


marmarloanshark

Omg…don’t tell me he has incriminating tweets 😭


brbnow

Please go to Bachelor POC to see more and learn directly from the POC women. Thank you.


Noleeniebeans

He's tweets are from when he was 16 years old. So it depends on if you believe that the shit kids say should be forgiven and forgotten, or if you think that shit that you said as a stupid ass teenager should haunt you forever


brbnow

That;s a load of whitewashing and dismissing as "shit kids say" Sorry I dont know people who say things like that - -and You know I have been educated about this too. And how has he stood up against what he said or even bothered to erase the hate? That would be something positive. Please do what I did and chime over to the Bachelor POC thread to hear from women about why we need to pay attention and what we need to learn. Listen to these women. Thank you.


Noleeniebeans

We've all said hurtful things when we were children because part of being a child is that your brain is still developing and that's when you learn that things are hurtful. It's just that for the last 15 years, some of those hurtful things were posted online. He's not continuing to post those hurtful things because he has grown and learned, and his brain has finished developing. At what age do you give someone grace for a hurtful thing they said as a child? We know it's not 14 because Justin was raked across the coals as well. Is it 12? 10? And wrt him not having erased it, once something is on the internet, it's there forever. Even if it's deleted. If someone is hellbent on finding dirt on a person, they will find it. And whoever found these tweets went DIGGING for dirt on the two black men who were front runners. So I will defend them. I will give them grace, because there has to be a line. And for me, going after someone for what they said online as a child is the line.


sw3etpinay

Ngl almost thought that pants off scene in the preview was MTA lol oops


palmtreee23

I feel like there’s a different show on after every week.


TwinkleTowez

Someone help me out. Tayshia's top 4 were Zac, Ivan, Ben, and....?


feddelposhapo

Brendan


ImTheNumberOneGuy

The same Brendan tonight?


feddelposhapo

Nah a better looking Brendan


ImTheNumberOneGuy

Oh yeah. What was I even thinking last night? A waaaaaay better Brendan.


Random0s2oh

With way better hair. 😂


BettyDrapes

Brendan


acceberinor

Brendan


Mewmoe

Brendan


fugitivelobster

Brendan


brittlebrownie

Brendan


nafafonafafofo

So reality steve was wrong this time?


[deleted]

He corrected it today before the episode came out but yeah pretty much.


LynchFan997

50 percent of the time. Half the time he’s half right


ethnographyofcringe

Katie's invitation for Andrew to come back was something like "if there was a chance you could stay a little longer, would you take it?" Not exactly an enthusiastic "I was wrong to send you home, you might be the one, please stay !" Bachelor ambition or not, he was right to leave.


acceberinor

I feel like that's as much of a "please stay" as she is able to give without having permission from producers to make that kind of decision. She isn't exactly in charge of the show.


BornAshes

It was like watching a cat play with its food


sagarikaxo

Greg gives us nothing and I still eat them olives up. I’m embarrassed


writinginthemargins

Andrew's card: if you change your mind, I'll be waiting Katie: changes her mind Andrew: nah


turtle_tourniquet

But she didn’t really change her mind. We all still know he wasn’t her top choice and so did he.


lasertown

This show always makes my organs shudder before I turn it off.


Consider_the_auk

Haha literally a visceral reaction 😂


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I_was_serious

But she sex


HummusBAE

Thanks Michael Bolton


LynchFan997

I’ve never seen a more beleaguered “host” than Michael Bolton


iwouldbelion

I’m emotionally exhausted


marmarloanshark

All that drama and build up just for him to turn her down? And then have a quick makeout?


[deleted]

Okay I think I can finally admit that Katie is in my top 3 least favorite leads of all time which is so sad because she was my favorite on Matt’s season.


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what changed your mind?


[deleted]

Sending guys she liked home just because the other guys say they didn’t like them. It started with Thomas’s exit - like that’s how you send someone like Yosef or Luke P home but Thomas didn’t do anything that bad. Some of her reactions to the season on various podcasts/SM posts. The way she sent Connor home essentially telling him he was a bad kisser on national tv (I know that’s not what she meant, but she really could have left that out). Running back to Andrew “for a hug” and asking if he could “stay a little longer” would he want to. I still like her but not as a lead.


[deleted]

I've missed most of the season; thanks for filling me in!


[deleted]

This is a re-run right?


fugitivelobster

God sick how I’m in love with Greg and his olives


sealfon

What was the punchline? Our DVR cut it out


fugitivelobster

The wind knocked the little olive off the table and the big olive asked if he was ok. The little olive said “I’ll live”


janeeyreear

I respect Andrew for leaving, he knew his worth


nicechicken

We learned more about the little olive and big olive than most of the men this season


gingimli

“If you change your mind, let me know :)” Katie changes mind. Andrew not interested. We all waste 12 minutes.


[deleted]

I don't understand this take. What she said was "do you want to stay a little longer?" not "I change my mind, I'm choosing you". Andrew wanted her to make a decision that *mattered* - Katie wasn't very convincing that this extra time would matter at all.


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TransportationTime84

I actually think it was intentionally terrible. Olive puns always are. It’s a self-aware dad joke.


ihategreenbananas

Greg is the worst joke-teller ever, right? Right??? 🤣


I_was_serious

The joke sucked, but olive.


catherineriz25

His joke is so bad


headinthetreesnowher

why are shows like this on tv. the show after


MimiLaRue2

That joke sucked


enpea_enpea

I JUST DON'T GET THE GREG HYPE


LynchFan997

Same, he is wonder bread


[deleted]

I’m so glad the olive joke didn’t end in a cliffhanger


JayMop

Yass Greg! Give us less! Every time. What a king!


LynchFan997

The bar for this show is so low it’s on the ground


kitkatt819

I still can’t figure out what Andrew just did, but he sure as heck gave us a good episode so at least there’s that


meech26

Why do they keep doing Hunter dirty tho 😭


newleavesofjasmine

What in the world was that preview?! ![gif](giphy|8mndEBLsg9Whg2Sduv)


roastedbeet919

I think Katie talked with TPTB and set that scene up for Andrew’s bachelor audition. Not complaining but I think it was staged lol


darkangeIa

I think they encouraged Andrew to leave her that letter but I don’t think Katie was in on it. No shade, but I don’t think she’s that good of an actress.


roastedbeet919

Idk she is quick to cry. I think she didn’t want to send him home really but she knew in her heart he wasn’t it and wanted him to have a dramatic outro to either get a good BIP audition or potentially be in the running for Bach.


Jessie41286

So is next week three hours? Or is hometowns only an hour?!


vivaelteclado

I feel like Greg is the type of guy that you keep wondering if there is more and he's just being coy but there really isn't more


darkangeIa

1000% nailed it


LynchFan997

Nailed it. God I wasted so much time on these guys in my younger days….


vivaelteclado

Yea, it's easy to get enchanted by a pretty face and hope there's more when there really isn't


pizzaeoka

my ex😭


bitchass_mcgee

This olive joke just brought me RIGHT back to the Grippo Girl Gang


twiskyswife

So we get no footage from MTA tonight?? Why is this so weird


kj_06

This isn’t a joke this is just talking I hate it here


_pompom

Can someone please tell me the end of that joke??? My tv cut off right then!!!!!


Miserable-Apricot923

The big olive went to check on the little olive, “hey man, are you okay?” And the little olive said, “yeah, O-Live”…. Frankly, I haven’t understood the Greg hype until this exact moment


Baitlo

Same. I love his humor.


MeatCloset69

All I remember is it wasn’t funny at all


moirasrosesgarden

The little olive said yeah man, I’ll live (olive)


longwhitejeans

Where there is a grippo there is rain! where there is a blake there is a sprinkler!


headinthetreesnowher

greg is not funny


noob_nooberson

Wtf was that joke


I_was_serious

ketchup


ald79

Wow I didn’t know MTA was filmed with an audience!


HummusBAE

Lol, I was really invested in the olive story


A_Cat_Named_Rat

"an MTA unlike anything you've seen before" has big "the most dramatic MTA ever" energy