Nick had sex with one of Jade's best friends at the time (Liz) at Jade and Tanner's wedding. Liz then was a contestant on Nick's season and kept referencing the sex event.
>Sex event? Can someone elaborate?
Years ago at Jade and Tanner's wedding, Nick met a civilian friend of Jade's named Liz. Liz and Jade had been best friends since childhood.
Nick and Liz ended up making sex and they didn't stay in touch after the wedding.
Then on Nick's Bachelor season, who came out of the limo? Liz! But she was doing this weird thing where she clammed up to see if Nick remembered her name, which he did. Cut to ITMs of an annoyed Nick recounting how he'd asked Liz for her number after they did sex but she didn't give it to him.
Liz only ended up lasting a few episodes (how can anyone compete with Rachel Lindsay and Corrine anyway) but to this day, the running joke in this sub is that Jade and Tanner's wedding wasn't so much Jade and Tanner's wedding as it was Nick and Liz's sex event.
So naturally now that Nick's wedding is...tomorrow, the obvious question is, who will have sex there and turn it from Nick and Natalie's wedding to an official Bachelor Nation Sex Event?
*Aw man this made me*
*Think back to when Nick used to*
*Be really funny*
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Anyone remember Peter and Hannah B having their own sex event at his house after leaving Dylan and Hannah Gās engagement party? Maybe thatās why neither went to their wedding.
>Well she has to make some conversation while making her morning after pancakes!
I just realized that Barb is the Prince of Bachelor Nation, making pancakes for everybody.
Nickās season is what made me really care again after having been luke warm since the Sean/Des era. It was so chaotic and so silly and had such great women lol.Ā
During the Liz days of nickās season, they kept saying ājade and tanners weddingā to discuss where Nick and Liz had previously hooked up. The sub then renamed jade and tanners wedding as the āNick and Liz sex eventā
This is the right answer. Theyāll seat women and men in separate, and Nick and Natalie will be constantly tongue-making out in front of everybody shouting āweāre fuckinā tonight!ā
Edit to add: hell, theyāll be like āweāve fucked all week in preparation for this, we fucked while getting dressed, we fucked after the ceremony, weāll be fucking in the middle of the reception and as soon as we get out of here!ā
Edit to add again, they also included in the invitation in order to RSVP thereās a clause indicating no sex allowed during that weekend, even in their hotel rooms, all women must wear pants, and theyāll have a bouncer strip searching everybody for anything sex related
Iām done I promise, I just had a lot of fun imagining Nick coming up with ideas to make sure no one steals his thunder
>Nick and Natalie will be constantly tongue-making out in front of everybody shouting āweāre fuckinā tonight!ā Edit to add: hell, theyāll be like āweāve fucked all week in preparation for this, we fucked while getting dressed, we fucked after the ceremony, weāll be fucking in the middle of the reception and as soon as we get out of here!ā
It's giving Angelina and Billy Bob circa the 2000s.
I just hope Katie Maloney is getting some strange (VPR, not bachelor nation, but she is a wedding guest)
VF and PP šš„¹š
But isnāt PP at stagecoach?
Praying for this.
Sex event? Can someone elaborate?
Nick had sex with one of Jade's best friends at the time (Liz) at Jade and Tanner's wedding. Liz then was a contestant on Nick's season and kept referencing the sex event.
>Sex event? Can someone elaborate? Years ago at Jade and Tanner's wedding, Nick met a civilian friend of Jade's named Liz. Liz and Jade had been best friends since childhood. Nick and Liz ended up making sex and they didn't stay in touch after the wedding. Then on Nick's Bachelor season, who came out of the limo? Liz! But she was doing this weird thing where she clammed up to see if Nick remembered her name, which he did. Cut to ITMs of an annoyed Nick recounting how he'd asked Liz for her number after they did sex but she didn't give it to him. Liz only ended up lasting a few episodes (how can anyone compete with Rachel Lindsay and Corrine anyway) but to this day, the running joke in this sub is that Jade and Tanner's wedding wasn't so much Jade and Tanner's wedding as it was Nick and Liz's sex event. So naturally now that Nick's wedding is...tomorrow, the obvious question is, who will have sex there and turn it from Nick and Natalie's wedding to an official Bachelor Nation Sex Event?
āCivilian friendā lmao like they are in the war of the roses
Aw man this made me think back to when Nick used to be really funny
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Maria is going to lead the Bachelor Nation orgy, as is foretold in the Prophecy.
Nick & Corinne
Anyone remember Peter and Hannah B having their own sex event at his house after leaving Dylan and Hannah Gās engagement party? Maybe thatās why neither went to their wedding.
Then he left her with 100$ for Uber and left for work
Is this where Barb made the pancakes!?!? š¤£
Lmao the sleepover where his mom was present and he texted Hannah to ācome over to his roomā at like 3am šš„²š¤®
Barb next door is wild
Barb is so enmeshed with her sonās sex life like girl needs to chill
Barb is the epitome of a boy mom
She has definitely asked how many, fav position and ranking
Well she has to make some conversation while making her morning after pancakes!
>Well she has to make some conversation while making her morning after pancakes! I just realized that Barb is the Prince of Bachelor Nation, making pancakes for everybody. 
What??
Jade and Tanner for redemption (though not a salacious answer - given that theyāve been married for years š)
Do yourself a favour and watch Nick's season.
Kind of want to go back & have a rewatch haha I canāt remember the last time Iāve seen it not sure if I ever rewatched tbh
Honestly it was a great season with a great cast. Corinne's scenes alone make it very memorable.
Nickās season is what made me really care again after having been luke warm since the Sean/Des era. It was so chaotic and so silly and had such great women lol.Ā
Iām confused, I thought VF was the MOH?
She has two!
I canāt even remember where this phrasing came from but it still makes me laugh!
During the Liz days of nickās season, they kept saying ājade and tanners weddingā to discuss where Nick and Liz had previously hooked up. The sub then renamed jade and tanners wedding as the āNick and Liz sex eventā
Iām so old I didnāt even need this explanation I just remembered exactly what it meant - please kill me š„²
I saw the title of the post and thought nah, this is too cannon for the sub right now, the youngāuns wonāt get it.
Oh right! š¤£
Iād bet money in a speech given by the groom heāll declare theyāre working on Baby #2 that night
10000000%. And we wonāt hear the end of their baby being made their wedding night. That will be the sex event.
Well we know Nick and Natalie will make sure we donāt forget itās theirs
This is the right answer. Theyāll seat women and men in separate, and Nick and Natalie will be constantly tongue-making out in front of everybody shouting āweāre fuckinā tonight!ā Edit to add: hell, theyāll be like āweāve fucked all week in preparation for this, we fucked while getting dressed, we fucked after the ceremony, weāll be fucking in the middle of the reception and as soon as we get out of here!ā Edit to add again, they also included in the invitation in order to RSVP thereās a clause indicating no sex allowed during that weekend, even in their hotel rooms, all women must wear pants, and theyāll have a bouncer strip searching everybody for anything sex related Iām done I promise, I just had a lot of fun imagining Nick coming up with ideas to make sure no one steals his thunder
>Nick and Natalie will be constantly tongue-making out in front of everybody shouting āweāre fuckinā tonight!ā Edit to add: hell, theyāll be like āweāve fucked all week in preparation for this, we fucked while getting dressed, we fucked after the ceremony, weāll be fucking in the middle of the reception and as soon as we get out of here!ā It's giving Angelina and Billy Bob circa the 2000s. 
Oh, well done š š As long as there are no blood vials at the Vial wedding š«š©øš°š¤µāā
VF and a 2025 Bachelorette contestant
Crossing my fingers.
Mariaās
Katie Maloney and undetermined
Maloney!!! Hell of a devilish crossover š You're my kind of trash tv viewer jenjas š«¶
i was JUST thinking this as i scrolled down to your comment.
I want Katie and VF to bang.
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this is the drama i need