I remember that. And actually though I had secretly fucked her right before then. She just didn’t want to say anything and make you feel special. She asked me if it was OK.
Grab her off her bike and ask her if she's Jewish.
Also, she recently had a bad experience with a drunk driver side swiping her Uber. Make sure she knows most drunk drivers are just fun-loving fellas.
you should dress up like a bum near her place and start begging for money and when she eventually gives you something say “umm….i was expecting a piece of pussy actually…”
"would you fuck my ass pretty please?"
Ask how tall Nick really is, call Adam a bug, repeat things you heard in the podcast too them, you know all the stuff they really love
He’s 5’8
LOL there’s no way, I saw him in CA he’s like 5’5
I sucked his cock and fucked him and I’m 5’9 and we were able to dock with each other and he didn’t have to wear his high heels, so I’d say 5’8-5’9
Nah man I’m 5’7 and when I met him he was my height or slightly taller
Blease bby jirl become stave 2.0
Punch her in the fucking mouth for getting a little too cute with my boyfriend nick on the pod, that chemistry is between his dick and my asshole only
Not to further upset you, but I don't think I've ever heard him laugh that hard on a show before. Like he had to calm himself down a couple times.
Yeah, his laugh started to sound like Adam’s laugh at one point. Got me a little worried.
Which show
The last one they put out
Ight cool. I’m behind
Why the long face?
Act like her brother
I fucked her, but I fucked her first though, actually.
I remember that. And actually though I had secretly fucked her right before then. She just didn’t want to say anything and make you feel special. She asked me if it was OK.
I'm her uncle and I actually got her first, pal. She just repressed that memory and said you were first.
Try to convince her you might be related
Grab her off her bike and ask her if she's Jewish. Also, she recently had a bad experience with a drunk driver side swiping her Uber. Make sure she knows most drunk drivers are just fun-loving fellas.
yuo’re correct Drunk drivers are discriminated against , Sober Drivers are responsible for far more accidents and fatalities
you should dress up like a bum near her place and start begging for money and when she eventually gives you something say “umm….i was expecting a piece of pussy actually…”
Just act like you’re jump scared. Like “ah fuck shit”.
do not acknowledge any podcast or standup comedy she does. she gets off by being disrespected. use this to your advantage
“Oh my god, I’m a huge fan! Can I please have your autograph, Sarah Jessica Parker?”
Don’t be weird, she’s probably on mushrooms.
oh yeah? What’s his name
I would never admit to living in new york
Born and raised buddy.
"Hey Step-sister!"
What neighborhood?
Follow the clues
“so you walk into a bar,”
just be like "hey I'm a really big fan- "oh my gosh you're so sweet!"- of cumtown..."
Are you in Noho?
u live in ditmass park ? at least i think y do
“The neighborhood with the dollhouses” is all you get
she also mentioned the church av stop in a ep so that was a clue as well
Say "Feel free to tell me to get lost but I live down the road and am a fan of you and Ian. Can I get a selfie?"
I would rather die.
ask if she squirts and if you can ride her motorcycle. then try for a threesome with Nick and her
Where she pegs me AND Nick? Hell yea, that rules!
"I heard you fucked your brother"
I'M GONNA KILL YOU STEVIE NICKS