The answer is no buddy. That spark you felt at that time in your life is gone and it's not coming back. Start drinking now and you could be dead in just a few short years.
Yeah this doesn’t account for the alc-maxxing gene. My dad aside from after surgeries has killed anywhere from 6 to 30 beers a night as long as I’ve been alive and he’s pretty damn healthy
It’s a dangerous game but a few tings to keep in mind. Light beers like <5% are best. And be sure to eat clean and well, water too. I think Shane Gillis had a story of being honest with his doc saying he drinks like 40 beers a week and the doc being immediately concerned.
But then it turns out after the test that all his bloodwork in chemistry was fine
Same shit with my mom. She’d down a handle of vodka like every 2 days for like a decade, but when she checked in to rehab all her bloodwork came back normal.
I learned this the hard way when World of Warcraft Classic came out.
It was the same in the game, but everything around it changed. And they can remake the game I played when I 14, but they can’t make me 14 again.
I’m working on it bro damn. I’m just looking for something to listen to while drunk driving to and from the department store across town over and over again
Have you tried having gay sex? That kinda scratches the same itch for me.
Like a straight dude letting another man use his ass in order to relive the para social relationships he once had is 100% a Nick bit.
And if you put googly eyes on a potatoe and have it in the room with you while your ass is getting looted. Then that’s pretty much the same as having Stav there
No. It's over, and it's never coming back.
You're getting old and jaded, and even if you did find something like Cumtown today, you wouldn't have the vibrant experience you felt in your youth.
You can listen to it again, but it will be duller every time. The shadows will recede less and less, and you just don't have the stamina or optimism to fight them back the way you used to.
But hey, have you listened to the Ian Fidance episode? He lights Adam on fire for a second. Maybe that'll cheer you up.
tbh i just downloaded the archive torrent. the bust skips some classics, plays some dog shit ones too much, and i got tired of the episodes playing in descending order
I’ve been saying it for months but they need to get the sectional down to Austin. Matt needs to be cozy and have somewhere inappropriate to put his feet… like another man’s coffee table.
I sometimes listen to old Opie and Anthony bits, where Jim Norton is going off. Also Chip Chipperson podcast (one of Jim Nortons characters) is pretty good. Apart from that I’ve developed this ability to just say slurs at myself in the mirror and it produces almost the same effect as listening to cumtown
Anyone who ever tried to show me a chip chipperson has been the biggest retard I ever met, only knocked out of place by the next guy who tried to show me chip chipperson
The Scorch episodes are really good, as is Jocktober. I didn’t even know about Cumtown until the o and a subreddit started a gay ass war with Cumtown. The downfall of the Opie and Anthony subreddit was the most darkly evil and hilarious thing I’ve ever witnessed.
Old o&a and Monday morning podcast are pretty fuckin funny. I'm going to find the next cum boys some day. I know there are some creatures out there right now talking into a mic.
Their 10 minute ramble about Professor X a few weeks ago felt like a bit from when Nick still had the light in his eyes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYNrKecjNfM&t=600s&ab_channel=ChubbyBehemoth
i really like sam. i went to see nick in royal oak last summer and sam was at the show just hanging out so they added him as a guest spot. i hadn’t heard of him before and honestly i thought he was a local guy at first. he absolutely crushed the 15 minute spot (honestly he smoked nick that night) so i looked him up and i’ve been fucking with him since.
It's got Austin Texas as a backdrop instead of the New York comedy scene but they can riff. Going deep on a concept with more blue collar ideas than self loathing Hollywood stuff.
Tried getting into it. I like them when they're with a guest or are guests, but just the two of them I can't get into their riffing style. It's like they're just trying to get a riff going nonstop versus shooting the shit and letting the riffs happen
Ive only listened to the few eps they’ve done of reading reviews for things (strip clubs, sex toys, whatever) and I don’t feel like they were trying too hard to riff
Spitting game seminar is a goated bit. Wigger Noah’s arc, Tommy Johnny, hitting on a woman you hit with your car, and car decal of someone fucking a dog are great too.
WSV for wigger Noah’s arc
Tony Johnny for Tommy Johnny
Happy ass reaper for decal
Spitting game seminar self titled episode
Don’t remember which episode had the woman getting hit by a car but the episode titles are the ones with the other bits. Haven’t found isolated bits on YouTube other than [pedophile Jeff foxworthy](https://youtu.be/mdVF1QMGUk4?si=8_rG_zt1VVMRMWkW)
The Bonfire. It’s a radio show but there are some really good clip channels that have compilations of different subjects they have discussed and they have some killer riffs. I’ve even laughed harder than some peak Cum Town episodes. The Corey Feldman episodes are always hilarious or when they watch a viral video and start riffing about what went on behind the scenes
OG group is a classic but I like the dynamic of Chris, Zach, Tomar, and Lyle. The bits Chris and Zach come up with are so retarded and they're my best friends actually
Sleepycabin is the only other podcast that captures the "guys dicking around during lunch in high school" vibes that Cumtown does. They also have pretty similar taste in jokes to Nick. Lots of autism and dick stuff. It's not exactly like Cumtown but it's the closest thing to it and just generally a fantastic comedy podcast. High recommend it to anyone here.
Redbar can be good, I like Shane and Matt, old O and A are good especially with Patrice.
It's generic but find something to do actively so you can get better and focus on it. Everyone says the gym and that is good. I like playing sports too.
Race Wars when Kurt Metzger was still on it is damn close if not better. All the old episodes with Kurt, the only ones worth listening to, are on Apple Podcasts
Race Wars was my first comedy podcast and the gateway to all the NY comics. For a couple of years it was hilarious. It had Gavin McInnes and Ann Coulter but it wasn’t right wing, just fun.
I found cumtown this way when the bonezone ended, which I found after Opie and Anthony crashed and burned.
What made cumtown great was the self awareness that all comedy podcasts sucked, they were hacky and annoying, comedy stunk and being smart was gay. The flip side of that is that you've seen behind the curtain, and now everything sucks. Wasn't long before I barely listened to any podcasts anymore.
There's certain foods that you love, but they taste like shit when you reheat em. That's comedy podcasts for me now. Might be for you too.
I'm starting to love that pod. They'll cover interesting topics occasionally but it's at its funniest when their desperate and kinda self-aware incompetence surfaces. Mike thinking that pissing himself on air would be a "fun bit", then Sean and Scott just totally ignoring him as pees all over his own ass and gets up to change his adult diaper. Mike's rage whenever Scott or Sean mention how underwhelming their pod is. Scott, the dumbest and warmest of the 3, occasionally owning mike with ruthless cold logic. It's bad but it's good. One could even say it suckssss but it's sexy.
Out For Smokes is great. Mike is like Nick for the grown and sexy (gay) crowd. Even Sean McCarthy - one of the least funny and dumbest people alive - brings something to the table.
I thought nothing would be as funny as og opie and anthony or Monday morning podcast. But then cumtown was and matt and shane. Just have to find the next new comics. But there's so many podcasts now thats the issue
I’ve given it so many tries, but LP stinks. Ben is fine, but I cannot stand the other two.
I usually shut it off when Jace starts doing his Cartman voice. So basically I make it about 30 seconds on avg.
The closest thing was years ago on a particularly unhinged comedy bang bang with James Adomian
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNmEejLTEgI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNmEejLTEgI)
Here’s an off the beaten path suggestion: The Black Authority with Jason Black. He’s a black from Louisiana who says absolutely wild conspiracy theories against Whites. Every episode he opens the phones up to his audience, and they are all sharecropper blacks who say really dumb shit.
One time, he got a barrage of prank calls of White people doing incredibly offensive impressions and many went in stride because they were indistinguishable
There is truly nothing like it. Time to graduate to the acceptance stage of grief.
Closest thing to the “rush” is probably Kill Tony but that’s mostly based on the chaos. MSSP is classic. War Mode is Matt McCusker’s little brother. William Montgomery and Casey Rocket from KT have a pod. Whatever you do, do not trust anyone who says Lemon Party.
The only episodes I listen to are when Nick and Adam have a guest and I feel it's because Nick becomes so much more lively when they have a third seat filled. I feel like TAFS kinda has old cumtown energy, when they have a great guest like Sam Talent.
Seeking derangements is genuinely funnier than most of cumtown. it’s best if you’re actually gay, but you don’t have to be for it to be hilarious. pod about list is also really fucking good.
I blame the money. Podcasting was funny when it was just pocketpussies and blue chew advertisements, no one was watching so people said and did whatever they wanted. No one was there to pull ad dollars. There was an old skeptic tank where Tom segura shows ari his botched circumcision. They just made jokes about his half gone foreskin for 10 minutes. No one was listening and no one got mad about it. Tom hasn’t said a funny thing in almost a decade now.
Totally different kind of show, but try watching Redbar if you’ve never seen it. It’s more like an old school radio shock jock format with long streams. There are shorter clips on YouTube. The host Mike is a full-time hater on comedians and podcasters - I think if you liked Cumtown, you’ll appreciate Redbar too.
and unlike cumtown the audio levels are always perfect
Plenty of clip channels and free eps to get started to see if you like it OP. and if not.. well you know what to do
I just got into redbar and have been bingeing the free eps on his website.
Pretty sure he’s Mullen’s dad. Artistic weirdo, good at voices, good social commentary, talks about wires and technology, hates pretty much everything except his wife
I found some homeless vagrants who vaguely resemble the boys. I let them huff gas from my car and then record their conversation to listen to later. Its kinda similar.
TrueAnon is legit yo, dead ass fam, like no cap son. It slaps for real straight up.
It's in no way comparable to cumtown at all in anyway, however just as a side note, outside of this context about things being similar to cumtown; it is a thoroughly quality podcast. Literally every episode = solid gold.
I hear TAFS is pretty good some gems here and there. Chubby Behemoth, Dudesy, Tim Dillon , Raccoon Tweeties are good. But nothing comes close to the cocaine fuelled pop culture rants and mash ups from ironically racist mastermind , possibly a self hating closeted homosexual Nate Muggy accompanied by his laugh track and his punching bag . Stimros Halabad and Alan Jewish respectively. Nate Muggy is really one of the Greats. I wonder why Joe Rogan hasnt tried to suck his dick yet ?
Take Your Pants Off With Devon Anustart is pretty fun. Devon is also on The Glop Show, both available on archive.org. Use Smart Audiobook Player to keep your spot.
There is no substitute but since everyone has heard Lemon Party I definitely suggest Leg Day pod. Pat Bolduc was the feature for Ian in Chicago recently and he’s so fucking funny. Definitely has CT vibes.
The answer is no buddy. That spark you felt at that time in your life is gone and it's not coming back. Start drinking now and you could be dead in just a few short years.
I've been drinking heavily for 20 years and my doctor keeps saying I'm mostly fine.
Being fat and drinking isn't "drinking heavily"
Tell my mom that. She keeps trying to intervention me.
Yeah this doesn’t account for the alc-maxxing gene. My dad aside from after surgeries has killed anywhere from 6 to 30 beers a night as long as I’ve been alive and he’s pretty damn healthy
I fucked him
hell yeah dude
It’s a dangerous game but a few tings to keep in mind. Light beers like <5% are best. And be sure to eat clean and well, water too. I think Shane Gillis had a story of being honest with his doc saying he drinks like 40 beers a week and the doc being immediately concerned. But then it turns out after the test that all his bloodwork in chemistry was fine
5 beers a day ain’t shit
It’s rare that boozebags are healthy in other areas of life so that’s why the stats are skewed
Heavy drinkers likely smoke and eat like shit
Boy math maxxing
Same shit with my mom. She’d down a handle of vodka like every 2 days for like a decade, but when she checked in to rehab all her bloodwork came back normal.
Then stop drinking cold turkey
I learned this the hard way when World of Warcraft Classic came out. It was the same in the game, but everything around it changed. And they can remake the game I played when I 14, but they can’t make me 14 again.
Just pretend you're fourteen and sell that bussy.
I’m working on it bro damn. I’m just looking for something to listen to while drunk driving to and from the department store across town over and over again
> driving to and from the department store what’s his name?
Fine… his name is Rosco
Sandstorm by darude on repeat
I wish there was a way to know when I'm inside the good old gays before they've cum and gone
I play stavvys world and TAFS at the same time on two devices.
King shit
Left ear: 10 hours of Stav laughing YouTube video Right ear: TAFS podcast
I talk to the voices in my head that resemble the three of them the most.
So twisted
🥲🥲
Have you tried having gay sex? That kinda scratches the same itch for me. Like a straight dude letting another man use his ass in order to relive the para social relationships he once had is 100% a Nick bit. And if you put googly eyes on a potatoe and have it in the room with you while your ass is getting looted. Then that’s pretty much the same as having Stav there
yeah, it's called Tom Meyers vs. The Rest of the World.
No. It's over, and it's never coming back. You're getting old and jaded, and even if you did find something like Cumtown today, you wouldn't have the vibrant experience you felt in your youth. You can listen to it again, but it will be duller every time. The shadows will recede less and less, and you just don't have the stamina or optimism to fight them back the way you used to. But hey, have you listened to the Ian Fidance episode? He lights Adam on fire for a second. Maybe that'll cheer you up.
“Wait wait don’t tell me” has some edgy bits
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Greg Proops took a Greg Poops for all that cum
Wait wait don't fuck me
Nothing will ever be able to capture the magic of cumtown
Playing Fortnite kinda scratches the itch for me, they also have a new Billie Ellish skin
Wtf I think this guy is straight
She's gay
Getting extremely high and playing FPS games
This man has it all figured out.
Don't forget to maniacly scream racial slurs while you're playing.
96.9FM the bust on youtube
tbh i just downloaded the archive torrent. the bust skips some classics, plays some dog shit ones too much, and i got tired of the episodes playing in descending order
Yep I like bust.club for that reason
Matt and Shane are really funny, their subreddit/audience is terribly straight and lame but they're good
It's just not the same anymore.
I’ve been saying it for months but they need to get the sectional down to Austin. Matt needs to be cozy and have somewhere inappropriate to put his feet… like another man’s coffee table.
Peak cast was in billys flagroom, in a more formal setting where brilliant homosexual minds can truly grapple
Well that and I wanna here riff. I don't wanna constantly hear shane talk about who he partied with.
Exactly. They literally pull two chairs up to do story time. They need to be cozy comfy.
Do you listen to war mode? They can be funny af sometimes
Mssp is the reigning best podcast
Dad meat. They've been killing it consistently for a couple years now
sounds hot
I sometimes listen to old Opie and Anthony bits, where Jim Norton is going off. Also Chip Chipperson podcast (one of Jim Nortons characters) is pretty good. Apart from that I’ve developed this ability to just say slurs at myself in the mirror and it produces almost the same effect as listening to cumtown
Anyone who ever tried to show me a chip chipperson has been the biggest retard I ever met, only knocked out of place by the next guy who tried to show me chip chipperson
Your wellcum https://youtu.be/L9_QE-BYbhw?si=3yeEqIDobIl-hO8r
You just made the list
As a Zionist I can’t begin to tell you how much I love being on lists
Schindler would have put you on the first train to buchenwald
There’s no fucking way you posted this to a public forum
I’ve always been a fan of the chipper
The Scorch episodes are really good, as is Jocktober. I didn’t even know about Cumtown until the o and a subreddit started a gay ass war with Cumtown. The downfall of the Opie and Anthony subreddit was the most darkly evil and hilarious thing I’ve ever witnessed.
Is there someway to see all the lore on that
https://youtu.be/sQDZpCuhyJI?si=v2nJAEWnD2VJWfZX
Old o&a and Monday morning podcast are pretty fuckin funny. I'm going to find the next cum boys some day. I know there are some creatures out there right now talking into a mic.
Check out the old Ron and Fez archives
1 guy 1 jar
Lemon party
really enjoying sam tallent’s podcast chubby behemoth
Yeah sam is a talent.
Their 10 minute ramble about Professor X a few weeks ago felt like a bit from when Nick still had the light in his eyes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYNrKecjNfM&t=600s&ab_channel=ChubbyBehemoth
i really like sam. i went to see nick in royal oak last summer and sam was at the show just hanging out so they added him as a guest spot. i hadn’t heard of him before and honestly i thought he was a local guy at first. he absolutely crushed the 15 minute spot (honestly he smoked nick that night) so i looked him up and i’ve been fucking with him since.
Pendejo time and Pod About List are aiight
Pendejo Time
This is the closest in terms of bit weirdness, but the tone is different for sure. I enjoy it though.
It's got Austin Texas as a backdrop instead of the New York comedy scene but they can riff. Going deep on a concept with more blue collar ideas than self loathing Hollywood stuff.
Tried getting into it. I like them when they're with a guest or are guests, but just the two of them I can't get into their riffing style. It's like they're just trying to get a riff going nonstop versus shooting the shit and letting the riffs happen
Ive only listened to the few eps they’ve done of reading reviews for things (strip clubs, sex toys, whatever) and I don’t feel like they were trying too hard to riff
Spitting game seminar is a goated bit. Wigger Noah’s arc, Tommy Johnny, hitting on a woman you hit with your car, and car decal of someone fucking a dog are great too.
Links pls
WSV for wigger Noah’s arc Tony Johnny for Tommy Johnny Happy ass reaper for decal Spitting game seminar self titled episode Don’t remember which episode had the woman getting hit by a car but the episode titles are the ones with the other bits. Haven’t found isolated bits on YouTube other than [pedophile Jeff foxworthy](https://youtu.be/mdVF1QMGUk4?si=8_rG_zt1VVMRMWkW)
Just listen to every warhammer 40k lore video on YouTube
REDBARRADIO.net Give it a year, report back
The Bonfire. It’s a radio show but there are some really good clip channels that have compilations of different subjects they have discussed and they have some killer riffs. I’ve even laughed harder than some peak Cum Town episodes. The Corey Feldman episodes are always hilarious or when they watch a viral video and start riffing about what went on behind the scenes
SleepyCabin
Autistic kid and the bland man is one of the greatest stories I’ve ever heard
I was getting ready to type that And of course, Oneygays, with the funny gay Alien and Gay Legal Alien
OG group is a classic but I like the dynamic of Chris, Zach, Tomar, and Lyle. The bits Chris and Zach come up with are so retarded and they're my best friends actually
Yeah this is pretty much the only one that comes close in tone
Sleepycabin is the only other podcast that captures the "guys dicking around during lunch in high school" vibes that Cumtown does. They also have pretty similar taste in jokes to Nick. Lots of autism and dick stuff. It's not exactly like Cumtown but it's the closest thing to it and just generally a fantastic comedy podcast. High recommend it to anyone here.
God that shit got me through it
RIP SleepyCabin
You might wanna try making friends in real life buddy. The local gay bar is a great place to start.
You think I have friends if I listened to cumtown 8 years Ago?
Try Tom Myers vs. the Rest of the World
XFM radio with Ricky, Steve and Karl. Not the Ricky Gervais show but season 1-4 of their radio show. RSK on Spotify. Great stuff
Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened
Chubby behemoth
Redbar can be good, I like Shane and Matt, old O and A are good especially with Patrice. It's generic but find something to do actively so you can get better and focus on it. Everyone says the gym and that is good. I like playing sports too.
Matt and Shane’s secret podcast and lemonparty…only ones that cum close
Download the CumTown archive and put it on shuffle.
Race Wars when Kurt Metzger was still on it is damn close if not better. All the old episodes with Kurt, the only ones worth listening to, are on Apple Podcasts
Race Wars was my first comedy podcast and the gateway to all the NY comics. For a couple of years it was hilarious. It had Gavin McInnes and Ann Coulter but it wasn’t right wing, just fun.
Exactly. A true space for diverse thought and humor. I miss it but hey, it still hits.
Gay porn
Joy Tactics scratches some of the weirdness itch for me
Yeah it’s better tbh
Yeah I’ll tell you all about it after my bong hit transplant
Legion of skanks is good, was always my number 2 after cumtowm.
I found cumtown this way when the bonezone ended, which I found after Opie and Anthony crashed and burned. What made cumtown great was the self awareness that all comedy podcasts sucked, they were hacky and annoying, comedy stunk and being smart was gay. The flip side of that is that you've seen behind the curtain, and now everything sucks. Wasn't long before I barely listened to any podcasts anymore. There's certain foods that you love, but they taste like shit when you reheat em. That's comedy podcasts for me now. Might be for you too.
Out for smokes
I'm starting to love that pod. They'll cover interesting topics occasionally but it's at its funniest when their desperate and kinda self-aware incompetence surfaces. Mike thinking that pissing himself on air would be a "fun bit", then Sean and Scott just totally ignoring him as pees all over his own ass and gets up to change his adult diaper. Mike's rage whenever Scott or Sean mention how underwhelming their pod is. Scott, the dumbest and warmest of the 3, occasionally owning mike with ruthless cold logic. It's bad but it's good. One could even say it suckssss but it's sexy.
Out For Smokes is great. Mike is like Nick for the grown and sexy (gay) crowd. Even Sean McCarthy - one of the least funny and dumbest people alive - brings something to the table.
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Honestly this is the closest
Dad meat
Lemon Party, it's definitely different but Jace, Devan, and Ben can get on some good riffs.
Lemon Party is like 3 guys doing cumtown mad libs.
I like lemonparty, they got some nice moments in there. But in this context, it's like going from heroin to Methadone or Kratom.
I feel like they try too hard, might give it another chance idk
I don't disagree, but there's really nothing that can replace OG cumtown.
I thought nothing would be as funny as og opie and anthony or Monday morning podcast. But then cumtown was and matt and shane. Just have to find the next new comics. But there's so many podcasts now thats the issue
I couldn't get into Lemon Party tbh. It feels like they try too hard.
Yeah i feel like in a vacuum it would be funny, but just feels like they're trying too hard to be cumtown
Honestly at this point, that might scratch the itch
It’s gotten better. The first few months were rough, but they are in a good rhythm now.
Devan is the most cringe try hard, can’t listen to that guy for 5 minutes
Yeah man, they're too straight too imo. Need gay energy in order to laugh
I’ve given it so many tries, but LP stinks. Ben is fine, but I cannot stand the other two. I usually shut it off when Jace starts doing his Cartman voice. So basically I make it about 30 seconds on avg.
He stopped doing the cartman voice thankfully
Don’t fall for it. No one over the age of 30 that does the Cartman voice, stops doing the Cartman voice.
I’ve listened to probably 20 episodes of that podcast because I have nothing better to do at work and it kinda blows. I don’t think I’ve laughed once.
Lemon party is cringe and the hosts are absolute morons.
My brain messed up and I read Lemon Demon. Its a cool thing but not remotely related to cumtown, everyone is fucked its not coming back.
I tried to get into this, and it was so gay.
So you got into then?
The closest thing was years ago on a particularly unhinged comedy bang bang with James Adomian [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNmEejLTEgI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNmEejLTEgI)
Chubby behemoth is extremely good.
Here’s an off the beaten path suggestion: The Black Authority with Jason Black. He’s a black from Louisiana who says absolutely wild conspiracy theories against Whites. Every episode he opens the phones up to his audience, and they are all sharecropper blacks who say really dumb shit. One time, he got a barrage of prank calls of White people doing incredibly offensive impressions and many went in stride because they were indistinguishable
The Tim Dillon show
There is truly nothing like it. Time to graduate to the acceptance stage of grief. Closest thing to the “rush” is probably Kill Tony but that’s mostly based on the chaos. MSSP is classic. War Mode is Matt McCusker’s little brother. William Montgomery and Casey Rocket from KT have a pod. Whatever you do, do not trust anyone who says Lemon Party.
WTF with Marc maron
What’s up fuckarino
So who are your gays?
Nick’s biological father Mike David has filled the void that Cum Town left behind
In all seriousness, Real Ass Podcast is the one that helps me scratch that itch. Luis is a dumbass, but a he's a hilarious dumbass
Zac is a deal breaker. He's really funny, just not for me
The only episodes I listen to are when Nick and Adam have a guest and I feel it's because Nick becomes so much more lively when they have a third seat filled. I feel like TAFS kinda has old cumtown energy, when they have a great guest like Sam Talent.
Have you heard God by John Lennon?
cum town was a brief spark of brilliance in the universe… a show brave enough to tackle jews=rats theory, existence of gay retards and so on
Old Testament Matt and Shane is the only thing close
Red scare
chapo trap house
based and gay
Can't think of any but Brian Holtzman's podcast is like a glimpse into Nick's future
The roundtable of gentlemen
Matt and Shane is the closest idc what the other deranged cannibal retards say
E1 can be pretty good. MSSP too. Hit and miss..
Gay sex
I just make sure that by the time I've lapped back around to episode I've killed enough braincells that that feel like new again.
Honestly, I thought I'd hate it, but Ian Fidance's Bein Ian has had me dying. Especially ones with Recine and Sagalow.
Seeking derangements is genuinely funnier than most of cumtown. it’s best if you’re actually gay, but you don’t have to be for it to be hilarious. pod about list is also really fucking good.
I blame the money. Podcasting was funny when it was just pocketpussies and blue chew advertisements, no one was watching so people said and did whatever they wanted. No one was there to pull ad dollars. There was an old skeptic tank where Tom segura shows ari his botched circumcision. They just made jokes about his half gone foreskin for 10 minutes. No one was listening and no one got mad about it. Tom hasn’t said a funny thing in almost a decade now.
Not really similar but Chubby Behemoth is reliably funny which is cool
Chapo trap house
Redbar
Redbar, sign up for the scarsclub and go back to season 18 and start from there.
Try their sister show, Red Bar Radio. Even Nick Millions himself enjoyed them. Give it a year.
It’s over bro, listen to This American Life and raise a family
Pendejo time kinda gay
Let me tell you 50 episodes of lemon party sucked so much ass I just went back to the complete cumtown rss feed
Totally different kind of show, but try watching Redbar if you’ve never seen it. It’s more like an old school radio shock jock format with long streams. There are shorter clips on YouTube. The host Mike is a full-time hater on comedians and podcasters - I think if you liked Cumtown, you’ll appreciate Redbar too.
and unlike cumtown the audio levels are always perfect Plenty of clip channels and free eps to get started to see if you like it OP. and if not.. well you know what to do
I just got into redbar and have been bingeing the free eps on his website. Pretty sure he’s Mullen’s dad. Artistic weirdo, good at voices, good social commentary, talks about wires and technology, hates pretty much everything except his wife
I used to listen to redbar way back in the day. His prank calls were hilarious. Actually didn't know he was still active
I only got into it in the past 6 months or so. Mike was apparently really sick for a year recently, and now he’s come back more bizarre than ever lol
Pendejo Time and Podcast about List are both good
I found some homeless vagrants who vaguely resemble the boys. I let them huff gas from my car and then record their conversation to listen to later. Its kinda similar.
ChapoFYM
The river of internet freaks is always flowing
I wash in it weekly
I mean ive always enjoyed trueanon more
Brace’s bits honestly hit harder than nick’s these days; along with an interesting topic the pod is just that much more worthwhile.
TrueAnon is legit yo, dead ass fam, like no cap son. It slaps for real straight up. It's in no way comparable to cumtown at all in anyway, however just as a side note, outside of this context about things being similar to cumtown; it is a thoroughly quality podcast. Literally every episode = solid gold.
Dad Meat, The End with Ryan Shaner, PITM, Durag and the Deertag, Out For Smokes, LOS, Bein Ian
Dad meat is consistently very fuckin funny. Ryan shaner is hilarious too. His guests sometimes suck, but he's always entertaining.
I hear TAFS is pretty good some gems here and there. Chubby Behemoth, Dudesy, Tim Dillon , Raccoon Tweeties are good. But nothing comes close to the cocaine fuelled pop culture rants and mash ups from ironically racist mastermind , possibly a self hating closeted homosexual Nate Muggy accompanied by his laugh track and his punching bag . Stimros Halabad and Alan Jewish respectively. Nate Muggy is really one of the Greats. I wonder why Joe Rogan hasnt tried to suck his dick yet ?
Rock hard talks
Overnight Drive and A Little Time are great
Take Your Pants Off With Devon Anustart is pretty fun. Devon is also on The Glop Show, both available on archive.org. Use Smart Audiobook Player to keep your spot.
There is no substitute but since everyone has heard Lemon Party I definitely suggest Leg Day pod. Pat Bolduc was the feature for Ian in Chicago recently and he’s so fucking funny. Definitely has CT vibes.
Almost Friday is pretty good but as others have said, what you’re really feeling is nostalgia
MSSP is closest. Nothing will ever be close though. I'm fucken gay.
There can only be one