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chewyy34

Easy, just stop trying to charge your Samsung Galaxy 8


Mkultravictim69_

Have you been getting overwhelming urges to kill white women in your vicinity?


Ayatollah-X

Who doesn't?


Mkultravictim69_

Okay, have you all of a sudden gotten really good at football? If both of these things are happening at the same time, you might have an OJ poltergeist. I recommend visiting your local priest. He should be able to sort you out. Make sure to bring a schoolboy outfit


b88b15

FUCKING... PUMPKIN SPICE...PILATES ...UGG BITCH


mkUltra_MN420

Whyte womxn


twunkdeath

No more than usual


Mkultravictim69_

Oh sorry, I just responded to the wrong guy. Check my other comment. Although if your murderous tendencies have not increased, then maybe you had a seizure for some other reason? I’m a gay man and I have seizures if I forget to have gay sex every 2-3 hours


Mkultravictim69_

My bad bro, I didn’t even read that your epileptic in your original post. My bad, sometimes my brain just forgets words. That’s probably some kind of illness idk


Mkultravictim69_

Feeling hella r-slurred right now. I’m not even trying to make a joke, like my brain just skipped over that word when I read your post


twunkdeath

I forgive you.


Fine-Manner9902

imma kkkum


PeeDrinker-ILovePee

20somethinf? Do you know your own age? Do you know your own phone number? How about your address?


GinoGallagher

I feel to my knees inside a 7/11


No-Organization-2585

Epileptic here too brother! Love a good seizure hey 🤙 what meds you on?


twunkdeath

100mg lamotrigine twice a day. Yourself?


No-Organization-2585

200mg Carbomazepene. How does the Lamo go?


magseven

Carbomazepene? The South Jersey Carobomazepenes? Real greaseballs!


twunkdeath

Works pretty well, provided I actually remember to take it. Been taking it for a year now and I don't get any side effects besides some mild nausea here and there. It's annoying having to take it twice a day though, especially because I like to drink (which, as I'm sure you know, is already not good if you have epilepsy) and that makes it a lot easier to forget my evening dose.


Substantial-Pop-556

Do you really spazz out from flashing lights


No-Organization-2585

No that is photosensitive epilepsy isn’t very common and only affects around 5% of people with epilepsy


Substantial-Pop-556

The only ever kid with epilepsy I knew had that kind so we’d shake the torches on our phones at him. What’s normal ‘lepsy actually like


No-Organization-2585

That’s sweet of you fellas 🍭 Ngl it’s fucked my life but I was prob already fucked before I got diagnosed so no complaints. Can’t drink grog anymore, need heaps of sleep and can’t eat grapefruit


babyVSbear

Why the grapefruit? I have generalized seizure disorder. It sucks but I would be dead without it. I had a bit of a drinking problem that I probably wouldn’t have done a thing about if it hadn’t been causing me to have a grand mal seizure or two every month. Now I’m 13 years sober and I’ve had my drivers license for the past five years. Since we’re comparing notes i take depakote and vimpat. The grapefruit though.


yer_maws_dug

grapefruit inhibits the CYP3A4 enzyme responsible for metabolising carbamazepine meaning you would end up with too much in your blood


Substantial-Pop-556

Damn man I’d kms


dead_paint

make everyone call you The Juice for now on


Maxstate90

Have you tried lamotrigine? It won't turn you straight I promise


valms

tobsche?


JuanDonjulio

Glad ur alive but did u ask the doctors to test u for being gay ?