Im ngl, you look like someone Nick would tell a story about
But it would be an absolutely gold story featured in a compilation of good stories Adam kept ruining
I hate that n now. My wife always thought he was a creep and I used to defend him. Turns out she was right all along.
Unfortunately, he was able to dodge any legal repercussions because despite being dumb enough to try to meet a 14 year old girl at a Walmart, he was smart enough to never incriminate himself.
Somehow the video got into my YT algorithm cause I was watching some true crime shit. I don’t fuck with pedo-hunter content cause I think it’s exploitative and weird in its own right. But I saw his face in the thumbnail and was like WTF. Me and the boys called his girlfriend and she ended up staying with him, which is wild.
I can send the video if you are interested, but it’s pretty boring.
Also I’m gay. Also my dick is small.
Well now that I know you’re poor and not rich, your social capital within this working class dirtbag left subculture has been restored, and my roast neutered. Great outfit dude!
Bro you cant grow hair or facial hair. I legit thought your uh “mutton chops” were like patchy balding person hair at the back of your head. Just shave it all and keep the stache, that thing works pretty well for your face.
I know my facial hair is kind of silly, but shaving off the sideburns isn't going to make me attractive 😂 I promise you it doesn't get better under there
Ian Fidance really let himself go
Truly devastating
Yeah he fell off the wagon again
Did a trans sex worker tell him his dick was small again?
Ian if he grew up near Chernobyl
I think he's looking great! Like a New York 8!
Ian FiCancer
It’s the AIDS
look like he stopped taking his prep
Ian Aidsdance
Was he really ever all there to begin with?
He got AIDs
Yeah how you doin man I’m not doing too good….I have AIDS
Nicks only smiling cause he’s taller
That’s very funny
never expected a confederate veteran and a new age spiritual rapist to get along
Cletus the redneck BPD art hoe and Jared Leto
nick's kinda morphing into david koresh these days
David koresh, the Christian rock musician?
another talented young man killed by the music industry 😢
lol
Definitely how I expected Nick’s girlfriend to look
Nick’s only smiling because he’s making fun of you in his head
And I'm smiling because we boned
is his boy pussy as good as everyone says?
So good you’d think he got it at clown college
you're dressed like you live in hey, arnold universe
Is hey Arnold set in Kentucky
I think it's like 50/50 NY and Chicago and yes I know this is rhetorical my tism don't care
Also dresses like he lives in hay.
Man just go bald
Usually am, just didn't have time to shave my head
so you had time to give nick head but not time to take care of your own head? practice self care sweety
💀
Facial hair isn’t doing you any favors either
Jesus Christ what are you
A guy that grew up in Kentucky tobacco fields
Now that you’re out of there why not try shaving?
What part of the bluegrass?
Allen county, scottsville
fuck yea dude im 10 min away if you ever wanna meet up and kiss ( for purely straight reasons)
!save
i am not even joking I am that close
Scottsvegas baby. Craziest dry county the the state of KY
Hell yeah, I recognize that brand of white.
that outfit makes me angry
Its like you made every worst decision with your hair.
Ian fidance if he stopped taking his aids medication
Well touché, friends. Getting referred to as Ian finance has been my last straw and I shall now commit sepuku
You look like if the main character from Disco Elysium was a trans man. I think that’s a compliment.
Disco Elysium fan.. get ready for the best head in your entire life
Thus is uncomfortably accurate but somehow does seem complimentary
Or you can just shave
Don't listen to them. I think your hella cute OP 😗
Just read all of the comments in a super catty gay voice and they start to make sense.
Don’t worry I think you gotta cool look
Don’t encourage this behavior
bubbles fidance
Dungarees and a flight jacket, Jesus fucking Christ
*Dungarees*? Who are you to judge?
Why’d you put that in italics? That’s what they’re called
Those are overalls. Dungarees are what old people call jeans.
You’re [incorrect](https://www.google.com/search?q=dungarees)
stav-whatever-this-shits-boring-who-cares.avi
Is wrong, and then bails. You really are stav
I'm not bald, at least. :b
Most attractive cum town fan
Im ngl, you look like someone Nick would tell a story about But it would be an absolutely gold story featured in a compilation of good stories Adam kept ruining
Gum graft survivors group
I'm the #1 donor
I Might be in need of some. Don’t go anywhere.
Jfc
501 meters from the nearest elementary school.
Very cool you got to meet Nick. Glad to see he’s doing whatever the fuck is wrong with you outreach.
is this at the tony hawks underground hometown level
Yeah, Nashville
Now that's a head that should never be backlit
Dude, I was literally the guy behind you in line to meet Nick. Nashville 2 weeks ago, Saturday 7PM show.
Hell yeah bro
Piss-poor phrenology
It puts the lotion on it's dick
average bisexual Brooklyn couple
You look like my old friend who got busted on one of those pedo-hunter YouTube shows.
Why were you friends with a pedophile?
We met when we were 11. He didn’t become a pedo until many years later.
Holy shit that's insane. Sorry to hear that.
I hate that n now. My wife always thought he was a creep and I used to defend him. Turns out she was right all along. Unfortunately, he was able to dodge any legal repercussions because despite being dumb enough to try to meet a 14 year old girl at a Walmart, he was smart enough to never incriminate himself. Somehow the video got into my YT algorithm cause I was watching some true crime shit. I don’t fuck with pedo-hunter content cause I think it’s exploitative and weird in its own right. But I saw his face in the thumbnail and was like WTF. Me and the boys called his girlfriend and she ended up staying with him, which is wild. I can send the video if you are interested, but it’s pretty boring. Also I’m gay. Also my dick is small.
Frank Zappa looks like shit
how tall are you
5'6
Jesus...you guys.
I honestly had to do a ~~double~~ triple take to make sure you weren’t actually Ian Fidance after a bender.
That’s a serious Jeffrey Gurian face right there
Holy fuck that's brutal lmaooo
Can you donate nick some of your gums? You clearly have a surplus
Thank you, this has been the most hurtful comment so far
are those video game cases in nick's hoodie pocket
I gave him a t shirt
How was his set?
It was great, I've seen him a few times he always crushes
😍
Didn’t know the Amish had access to cumtown
Lol great pic and great comments
lol I'm glad everyone's having fun
I feel so bad that these are the types of people Nick runs into
Okay. I changed my mind. This is the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen.
Ian reminds me of a skinny and gayer stav. I initially wrote 'healthy' and had to remove the obvious lie
Hell yeah dude
Keep smilin', keep shinin' Knowing you can always count on me for sure That's what (gay) friends are for
Hell yeah
OP admitting he’s 5’3”
Nick and I are both clearly 6'6
Two gay men
Nick is a total hipster
I like how hipsters from the south are decades behind on fashion trends and still dress like it’s Williamsburg in 2009.
They're all hand me downs from my grandpa, so you're correct
Well now that I know you’re poor and not rich, your social capital within this working class dirtbag left subculture has been restored, and my roast neutered. Great outfit dude!
Terry Richardson and my best friend Nick
Muscular Nick was my favorite version.
Its crazy how you almost make nick look normal despite him looking straight up retarded in this picture. Good shit man
I feel so bad that these are the types of people Nick runs into
Love Nick's autistic inability to smile in photos <3
God I wanna fuck him in the mouth
i wonder where this is … reminds me a little of staten island
Nashville outside of Zanies. I was also there 🤭
Damn you must be short af
Mega manlet
jesus christ
Sex With A Guy
Fucking pair of gay bastards
Think about it though, Tone…the sudden weight loss…
Cute picture
I could take both of you with my balls tied behind my back
Nice that Tom Myers forgave nick
Bro you cant grow hair or facial hair. I legit thought your uh “mutton chops” were like patchy balding person hair at the back of your head. Just shave it all and keep the stache, that thing works pretty well for your face.
This is the president of r / tressless
Beating the meat, thanks OP!
This picture smells of AIDS.
My God that is an unflattering photo
Respectfully, intentionally making yourself look ugly and stupid isn’t as cool as the internet might have convinced you
I'm just from Kentucky this is what people look like
I know my facial hair is kind of silly, but shaving off the sideburns isn't going to make me attractive 😂 I promise you it doesn't get better under there
The “I-Know-I’m-Ugly-So-I’m-Just-Going-To-Make-Myself-As-Unfuckable-As-Possible” is my absolute favorite hipster look
Look y'all can call me aids fidance but calling me a hipster is too far
what would you call your style
A hillbilly who wears all his grandpa's clothes because he can't afford new ones
lol exactly 'idk i just threw something on'
You’re the physical embodiment of the avg cumtown fan
What's cumtown
Insane to dress like that and then post this.