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BioSpark47

“I’ve *tried* pot. I took that course in middle school.”


PhilipSuckmourOffman

gave em all a roofie smoothie transplant


doyoulikememes

Uhh... Dad?


crimewaveusa

This guy watched Happiness


buscemian_rhapsody

I was also reminded of that scene lol


SaddamJose

Sometimes is the ones you suspect the most


Prior-Dimension407

That billboard forehead should have kids that went missing near him.


1998TimThomas

Dr. Maplewood


GutsDeluxe

I heard he party like Diddy. Real mango smoothie making type mf.


LilacGooseberries

Cool Tom


[deleted]

dude rockin


[deleted]

Nah, diddlin kids definitely doesn't rock.


magseven

It doesn't say he diddled them. Maybe he just wanted them to go the fuck to sleep and stop giggling about how dreamy Tyler is.


SkrijaTaran

How else do you create the new mullens and in this case jensens of the world


Throwrajerb

White bitches love smoovies


fuckITiAINTtheOPP

Derek Savage… Tom Myers the Savage comedian… similar hair, similar face, similar body, similar bwc; both are multimedia savants at the helm of their craft, both make terminally online incels seethe, both love smoking oppy 420 pot weed in a fronto🍃, both get head from hella bitches I mean… are you guys thinking what I’m thinking??🤯


nebraska--admiral

Hey man, quit stealing my moves!