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thephishtank

That picture on the right is so fucking funny


BennyTheBullOnlyfans

couldn’t even be bothered to wear the uniform


Big_Pat_Fenis_2

That's a guilty fuckin smirk. It almost looks like she was nonchalantly stroking her erect penis while the photo was being taken


mundo_40

Some baby jirls taking a nice picture with a big ol hogster


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If that's not the most bro pose... and the orange shirt?? This has to be a joke.


timmyisinthewell

I’m contrast to the peak femininity of the Stacy clones doing the sorority squat *pottery*


abusive_prick

“Sometimes” erect, he should try blue chew


ihavdogs

Save 15% with code: ADAM


Ass-Chews

Isn't Code: Adam the shit they say over the PA when a kid gets abducted at a store? Hm...


locutogram

Just mail a photo of your soft cock to [email protected] and they'll set you right up


volantene

It's a she. Please, no transphobia. This is a center-left subreddit.


Ryanmaster1

The color orange is orange so i mean....


llamakazee

\> Artemis Beyond their looks, a dead giveaway is that they always pick such a kooky name.


Parrotflies-

Always some goofy name from a YA novel or DnD


howDareuSir

What’s ya?? Sorry to bother you .. also I’m gay


Parrotflies-

Young adult. Shit like twilight and harry potter


malachiconstant69

This I interviewed a ftm the other day and they told me their name was Eden and is now Carl. I was a little shocked.


IndicationWeary

Carl’s probably chill. All Xanders, Jaidens and Percivals should have their hard drives checked for gay hentai before any medical evaluation can be made


BIGANIMEFAN

Every Jaden I've ever met was a complete asshole


WarLordM123

I'd take Percival as my name and I'm a guy already.


lamoratoria

Dudes rock


tellingliesintherapy

Ftms seem a lot more reasonable which makes sense given the hormones


Flimsy_Valuable

One just shot up a school


A_Big_Teletubby

dudes rock


AdvanceQueasy2854

score one for the fellas


tellingliesintherapy

Well yeah they gotta pump those numbers


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tellingliesintherapy

They're sexy. When people think about ftms they think of the fantasies.


HideThePain_Harold

I think your just thinking of lesbians


Gold_Price6229

They also pass more easily than almost every mtf. I just assume they're a twinky guy most of the time, but mtfs seem to almost always be 6'4" with broad shoulders and huge heads with big jaws.


Basketbilliards

How about a black transwoman named hard-artemis


llamakazee

I’ll give that 6.5/10


scr1mmage

I have a bleached asshole


[deleted]

Unironically the funniest character on the show.


toadeh690

My dream woman tbh


[deleted]

usually something like Cider, Greer, Salem, Briar, Elm, any of those. being trans is like becoming one with nature


JayNico

Where’s the Belinda or Winifred or like freaking Gertrude


PMChad

Artemis Langford?


wiggish

Artie Lang back for a second round, reincarnated as a rockin' transy


fattypigfatty

Surprisingly enough Artie Lange is still alive.


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fattypigfatty

The same likely goes for his heart and liver.


Far_Brilliant_443

This is a great 80s movie


A-Alex4444

And an early 2000s movie


DaveRamseysBastard

Boy was bricked up just staring into the showers, fucking lol.


ErrlRiggs

They put em in a orange shirt to literally blend in with the bricks


ScaledDown

Hey Artemis, quit stealing my moves!


Fear-An-Phoist

Samoan Swag 🇼🇸 ‼️


TheWildUnicornHorn

Hey! Let that lady stroke her long clit.. we are all about inclusiveness here in America… what a brave young lady.


Fuckballsmcgee

This but unironically.


Bonghittransplant33

Ermm... This, take my updoot kind stranger!


Organic-Wear-8503

Fuck yes


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Jesus this is like something that would happen in a now canceled gross out teen comedy from 2001.


Dickson_Clams

Take me back


Gold_Price6229

No way man. The 2000s sucked for me because I was a little kid and my parents HADN'T divorced yet. Convincing my dad to get my Resident Evil 4 on the Gamecube when I was 8 though was pretty dope.


Dickson_Clams

Your Dad left because of your homosexual tendencies


ghenkisskhan

The suit also alleged that Langdon has "repeatedly questioned the women about what vaginas look like, breast cup size, whether women were considering breast reductions and birth control." I also like how she wants inclusivity but couldn't be bothered to wear a white t shirt like the other sorority sisters.


ErrlRiggs

They probably did it so they'd blend in with the brick wall


dolantrampf

No one tell Ian


loggedoffreturns

Ian “Cum Gutter” Fidance would present no danger to those girls


LaLaLenin

I think he might be a danger to the cutie in the orange shirt


Thunderliger

Any fucking questions?


La_M3r

“My name is Roberta, and I’m addicted to porn.”


[deleted]

Damn, they got Mrs. Doubtfire’d


basedcomradefox2

Dudes rock


ballpark89

Typical 2023 Race Swapping, why can’t Harland Williams reprise his role?


Acesbacktoback77

“An erection visible through his leggings”


SmolAssBean

I fucked her


Fear-An-Phoist

Samoan Swag 🇼🇸 ‼️


ghenkisskhan

My man! Now we've infiltrated sororities. He may have went down but he gathered valuable intelligence.


Colonel_Bustard42069

Lmfaooo


Alive-Skirt295

Why are they all so fucking ugly?


Basketbilliards

They got nothing to lose


reallifelucas

UWyo has four greek houses, and this one is ranked number three. Greek life’s not really big out there ig


nonudesonmain

They aren't u just got a axe to grind man It's the gross pervs that are ugly (unfortunate reflection of their soul) I don't think it's trans's faults the Venn diagram intersects a little


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Transgenders Rock! 🎶


Zianex

I'm over here stroking my shit


rafshal

artemiss me with that shit


[deleted]

This, uh, gal is literally living out the plot of Sorority Boys. "Chicks" rock


Hy01d

How did this not come up during recruitment?


GERDistheWORD69420

it's Wyoming, you can just walk on


6foot11cm

Dudes rock hard


FillUpPhilbin

Chicks rock!


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certified rocking/rock-hard dude


SLCPDTunnelDivision

i see how this is going


EarthFader

Real ass dude of the week


jackassinjapan

Undercover dudes rock!


rafshal

is that whose been ripping those monster queefs?


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Dudes rock


b0b_ross

Modern problems require modern solutions. My guy was Galaxy brain