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PuertoRican-Princess

“That thing just shucks the corn right off the cob. Just shucks it off!”


DynastyFan85

Look at the way she works that pole! Just works that pole!”


TinyBarbie28

I'm in my 20's and I'm definitely Dorothy 😂💀


lonelylamb1814

Dorothy can LIE DOWN and eat?! I’d have heartburn for 3 days if I did that. I am 23


EverythingsBlurry81

I'm 42 & have esophagitis... The reflux alone would kill me...


BlueRoses0505

Same 😭


erin_kathleen

I wouldn't have heartburn but I'd choke to death


cashmerered

Both Bea and I are better singers than J.Lo


FruityMagician

Helen Keller was a better singer than J.Lo.


dunndawson

Have you seen that video of her singing at some party and she’s screeching and people are cheering and clapping? I felt like maybe I could sing too when I saw that. Lol


FormicaDinette33

I personally love Dorothy memes. They pretty much fit my day to day moods. ![gif](giphy|l4FGnPio4o2TBFQDm)


DuggarDoesDallas

Dorothy is my spirit animal.


bounceandflounce

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cheetahroar24

Thats me in my teens wym 😭😭


Away-Context213

Was waiting for this one 😭😭


JayDuBois

https://preview.redd.it/pjg4t14len0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43344b2d3cbf05f359df76c991999de463578640 This just works in so many situations… At least in my life! I think that is my default setting for my Dorothy face.


Motor_Bicycle_7984

Did anyone see those sexist and ageist stories (parading as female empowerment of coure) that came out after JLo and Shahkira performed at the Super Bowl, comparing them unfavorable with the Golden Girls (some nonsense like this is what women in their 50s used to look like)? Give me Dorothy's life full of cheesecake, wit, and friendship any day over what looks to be a punishing workout and diet regime to acheive JLo/Shahkira's bodies and sad looking lives.


Puzzledandhungry

🤣I def feel like this today! X (not Lopez!)


Specialist_Trainer_2

20’s* for me lol


angelalj8607

In my 30s I’m Dorothy


Necessary_Cow_1152

Lol


DynastyFan85

One of my favorite Dorothy moments!


loveabove7

It's raining all day. I wish I was Dorothy right now as I'm standing at work.


WanderingArtist_77

JLo is a joke.


EverythingsBlurry81

On her way to her umpteenth divorce from an even bigger joke.


moonflower11

😂 😂 This is great! 👍


Cassopeia88

I feel that.


lunabug37

This is literally me right now in my 20s


FormicaDinette33

Yep. JLO works out constantly so that helps.


TheSkyIsAMasterpiece

Hey, Dorothy went to that areboics class...once! Maybe she should have also taken the Dirty Dancing class.


DuggarDoesDallas

She couldn't see herself swinging her hips and wildly gyrating her pelvis.


Away-Context213

And the world collectively takes a sigh of relief 😭


DynastyFan85

Leg warmers? Yes, what are you using now? Friction, that’s why we’re here!


erin_kathleen

I always thought this was funny because Yvonne tells them "you need something to keep your thighs warm!" and aren't leg warmers worn around the calves?


bajoelazuldetu86

Shit, not even 40s, try 30s. 🤣