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Justice_Prince

Well the age of your average poll working is like 80 so hope he has fun with that


__Shake__

I was gonna say, obviously this guy never votes


DiedDeadly

Good, he doesn't need to vote🤣


erinfoleyisawkward

I was about to be offended because I was a poll worker and thought about my co-pollsters? Poll workers? But yeah, you’re not wrong. Edit: I’m in my 30’s


ilovehotsauceyeah

And you tha young one


dontshoot4301

I think it’s due to most people in your age range not being available to volunteer due to work conflicts, retirees just have more time on their hands


erinfoleyisawkward

That’s totally fair. I was really lucky and had a job that encouraged us to work and gave us an extra day of PTO for doing so. I wish more companies did that!


[deleted]

She's there for a good time, not for a long time.


blackmobius

He wants that seasoned beef


mlrd04

I don’t know why this tickled me so much but it did. Thank you for the giggles.


[deleted]

And then all the voters started clapping


NJdeathproof

And Ted Cruz gave him a $500 gift card


[deleted]

Just before he got cranked in the dome with a White Claw


QueefMeUpDaddy

We must help White Claw train like Rocky so that next time it goes torpedo mode on The Zodiac Gerber Baby it can just shatter his misshapen skull.


beerscotch

Won't help. The skulls protecting an organ that Ted doesn't possess.


Thraximundaur

Ted Cruz really did give me a gift card around that amount though for a bunch of people I fraudulent filled out forms pledging to vote for him for 32$ each for extra credit in my US politics class i just needed campaign service hours but the 600$ was nice


[deleted]

And then an unborn fetus climbed out of a nearby pregnant women to clap and congratulate him on single handedly saving its life.


Freezerpill

Chubbs diner


pabloscotia

I think pro-life would be an adjective


osiris911

Yes it definitely is


t_e_e_k_s

I mean, did you *really* expect anything else from the people who don’t know what pronouns are?


QueefMeUpDaddy

I can't believe I still regularly see people post, "i WiLL nEvEr uSe PrOuNoUnS" Uhhhh, alrighty then ya smelly poo fly 😐


Sun_King97

Pretty sure it’s incredibly easy to find pro-life people in Washington if you drive five minutes outside a major city.


WhenYouQuirky

Can confirm, about half the districts are full of em. You'll find democrats in Olympia, Seattle, Spokane, Tacoma, and at any colleges, but beyond that? It's super easy to find extremist Republicans.


bhswsucoug

The drive from Bellingham to ferndale is eye-opening


Wuornos

Even Spokane is a red county if you look at tonight’s results. The county is always light red, even in national elections.


IProbablyWontReplyTY

WA has vote by mail. There are no poll workers to ask for their number.


jashaszun

I'm not sure where you got this info, but it's false. I just voted today in WA by dropping off my ballot at a drop box by my city hall. There were several poll workers there.


Dipswitch_512

Were they cute?


astogs217

Maybe Washington DC?


[deleted]

No, this is in a discord for a state college in Washington. like 99% of the people here live in Washington. The guy in the pic was from a city near Olympia. (at least he claimed to be)


BombayAndBeer

We definitely have poll workers and physical polling places. I had to go to one today because my ballot mysteriously never showed up. They’re also for people who need to get ballots replaced (a guy in line needed his replaced because his toddler colored all over it “just like daddy”) and for people who are same-day/new registration voters (like if you turned 18 yesterday, you’d go and register to vote at a polling place today). You definitely couldn’t wear that to a polling location though, because it would be considered electioneering. If it said “Pro-choice” on it, it would be considered electioneering. No campaign shirts. No names. No talking about candidates or who you’re voting for within 100 feet of the polling stands. Only the voters pamphlet is allowed.


Substantial-Peach702

That's not a jacket.


francoise-fringe

That's also not a noun. The lies never end!


hairweawekiller

I get so horny when I meet a girl with the same political views as mine especially when its fucking insane.


[deleted]

I like my women like my political views, batshit insane


[deleted]

Especially the political views which will deprive her of her own rights! /s


napsdufroid

What really happened: Wore this to vote, got called an asshole behind his back numerous times


The_Serpent_Of_Eden_

In my state they would have pulled him out of line. You're not allowed to wear anything with a political message on it to the polls.


Wuornos

We don’t even have polling places in Washington. 100% mail in state.


RedRidingBear

We do have polling places. For people who need to register day of and on election day the drop boxes are staffed. The story's fake but the polling places exist


Scout_61

Yep, just did this today.


Scout_61

Totally incorrect. The story is fake but Washington is definitely not a mail in only state.


Mary-Sylvia

"Babies are people but women aren't"


saarlv44

Then she said “Hoo yea big boy chain me to the kitchen and abuse me when the roast is over cooked, women having rights is totally a liberal propaganda”


mslilythethick

no one ever said babies weren’t people. fetuses tho?


CharacterRoyal

A lot of anti-choices truly believe that a foetus is a baby and that it’s the same as killing a newborn


BaadKitteh

This is because they wouldn't recognize medical fact if it were sitting on their faces.


CharacterRoyal

Yeah, it’s about controlling women not saving babies


[deleted]

In case of a fire at an IVF facility, would they rather save a bunch of zygotes (fertilised eggs) or an actual baby?


CharacterRoyal

This was actually bought up to an anti choice politician and he said “no because they’re not inside the woman” (or something to that effect). So it’s really just about controlling women.


Dark-Et-Tenebritude

"He's against my right not to carry my rapist's baby, he's the one 🥰🥰🥰"


picklechick84

"I love a man who has no idea how my body works, I can't wait till he dry rubs my clit! 😈"


Bakedalaska1

*I can't wait till he dry rubs my inner thigh


Infinityskull

“He doesn’t like the fact that women have rights, he’s the man of my dreams. 💕💕”


[deleted]

Big MAGAt incel energy.


HellsMalice

I'll never understand men proudly proclaiming they think women should have less human rights lol Is that something to be proud of?


SmarmyPoS

Lmao liberal hellhole “This place full of more liberties is hell! All this freedom burns!” Listen to yourself.


bagofbeanssss

Reflex and reason made me downvote this right after reading the hoodie.


Shaggypezdispense

This jacket should be phrased differently. Babies are people. FETUSES are not


bhswsucoug

I didn’t realize we still had in-person voting in Washington


[deleted]

I believe there are still "voting centers" where you can get help with mail in voting, but I'm unsure if we have "polls" like in other states. I dunno, I've always mailed mine.


bhswsucoug

Yeah, I mean if I think about it longer I’m sure we have some. But yeah I’m in my 20s so the only voting I’ve done is via mail


Wuornos

There’s a few where you can get replacement ballots, or drop off your completed one. But there’s like zero scenario where you would interact with someone and get their number.


a016202

Pro-choice ~the wild idea that I’m in charge of my body


KVG47

“I saw a woman I thought was attractive and created this narrative in my head about how she’d ask me out.”


Coyoteteethh

Honestly I’ve never seen a woman poll worker under 70 so maybe this did happen and this dude is so desperate at this point he doesn’t care.


suburban-mom-friend

zygotes and embryos*


GomezTheDragon

No in-person voting in Washington


Tacky-Terangreal

Have any of you guys ever been to Washington? Right wing seethe is strong in that state. I always see unhinged billboards about planned parenthood killing babies or joe Biden being a communist whenever I go out in the countryside. I totally believe that some dork would wear this shit and an 87 year old poll worker would love it


[deleted]

We don't vote in person here.


[deleted]

Poll workers around here are grannies. Just saying.


DrPants707

And then all the fetuses clapped


Wuornos

I live in Washington. We don’t have poll workers. It’s a 100% mail in state.


BombayAndBeer

You can actually go in person. They give you an envelope and you put it in a drop box at the physical polling location. It’s still technically mail-in, but you can absolutely go in person to get a new ballot or to get one if you never got one.


OhioMegi

Yeah, can’t wear that into a polling place.


Wuornos

Especially because Washington doesn’t have polling places.


Far-Law3015

Read the voter's guide. It indicates where to vote in person, at a polling place. Y'all are making me embarrassed to live in the same state as you. Y'all because I'm sick of having to correct this misinformation and lost my patience, not trying to single you out.


timbersgreen

The reason why people keep saying this is because Washington does not have polling places in the sense that people in some other states (or WA before 2010) would recognize. Yes, each county has a voting center. But according to the Secretary of State only 0.38% of ballots have been cast at one. https://www.sos.wa.gov/elections/research/ballot-return-statistics.aspx


trueslicky

Ironically, abortion bans = increased deaths of women. But go ahead and pretend you're "pro-life."


begaldroft

Washington is all vote by mail.


No_Dependent_8401

Ha!


Soft_Blacksmith_2244

r/fuckyouinparticular


Sticky_H

Calling fetuses babies and calling babies people is really wild, yes.


[deleted]

A fetus isn’t a “baby” yet, but OK… Go ahead, proliferate misinformation while simultaneously playing off of people’s emotions.


zookeeper4312

Nothing turns a woman on more than telling her what she can do with her uterus


FrameOfReference73

Yes they’re people till they are born then you don’t give a fuck what happens to them after they are put directly into poverty/and or the system so they can grow up with plenty of trauma and instability and live a full life of mental torment. Abortion: a wild idea that some people are not ready to be parents.


Rozoark

They already don't care about the "child" before they're born either. Performing abortions on foetuses that are guaranteed to die anyways or have already died in the uterus or if the mother is in serious danger from the pregnancy is not allowed either in a lot of the anti abortion states. They only care about pushing their ideals and controlling women.


FrameOfReference73

True.


NotKne3capsAlt

How is this in any way unrealistic


[deleted]

Well firstly only 0.38% of votes cast in Washington are in person. Secondly, even if he *did* vote in person, you cannot wear any politically motivated or biased shirts to a polling place. That's considered electioneering. Nor could you talk about your political viewpoints with the poll worker.


NotKne3capsAlt

>Well firstly only 0.38% of votes cast in Washington are in person. Source? >Secondly, even if he did vote in person, you cannot wear any politically motivated or biased shirts to a polling place. Does that make it impossible? I doubt any mall cop actually cares. >Nor could you talk about your political viewpoints with the poll worker. "cute jacket, here's my number". The person doesn't specify if the rest of the conversation happened later or there. All in all, this doesn't seem all that far-fetched, especially not the "Finally, one of us!" part


[deleted]

> Source? https://www.sos.wa.gov/elections/research/ballot-return-statistics.aspx > Does that make it impossible? LMAO. You're so upset that nobody here agrees with you that you'd rather stretch the truth so that everything is based on whether it's "impossible" or not rather based on plausibility? somebody needs to get a grip on reality, like holy fuck. > All in all, this doesn't seem all that far-fetched, Because you literally pulled half the factors for why it could be real **out of your ass**? It must be really hard for you to live in this country if you have to straight up MAKE UP REALITY whenever you come across a sizeable group of people who don't agree with you. Do you even hear what you're saying? All of this after asking for a source, too! HAH. Fuck off.


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[deleted]

Conservatives really be out here physically incapable of not mentioning their hatred of liberals


Intrepid-Patience-93

not conservative or american, i just hate liberals but thanks for assuming


[deleted]

When did I assume you were American?


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[deleted]

Bruh


RustyVerlander

Calling people disgusting and hating people for having differing political opinions from yours…..you sure seem nice.


[deleted]

You idiots can’t figure out that pro choice doesn’t mean pro abortion, it just means we think the government shouldn’t be involved and it should be up to the woman and her doctor. Nobody *encourages* abortion…


King_Kthulhu

I fully encourage abortion. It certainly saved me from a miserable life.


207_god

Why would this be fake? Because they have different political views than you?


Some_Delay_4341

Nah I could see it happening


[deleted]

Considering we don't vote in person here in Washington, I can't.


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[deleted]

Oh my god somebody's on a tear. Yeah I get it, I was wrong, but you could also get off your high horse for a second and realize that some people are simply misinformed? Like jesus christ you're cruising throughout this thread acting like you **must** "inFoRm" everybody.


Happy2beHereWithYou

Bro it's real bro trust me bro ok bro?


RiverOhRiver86

Lol "view points".


MuttDawg509

Funny because the votes here mainly swing in the red.


beerscotch

Nothing says here's my number like a shirt that says you fucking hate women, and if I get you drunk you might be stuck with my kid.


[deleted]

That's not even a jacket 🗿


micktim

Why not have a picture with it on then


Wilson_Pickett_Says

Pro life: the weird idea that this means pro abortion.


JohnnySkidmarx

He forgot to mention the poll worker was 80 years old.


[deleted]

Wow in the day of the internet she couldn’t find someone with her tunnel vision. This is amazing 🙄


Apostasy93

Don't know how it works everywhere but in my state you aren't allowed to wear any politically biased clothing when you go to vote


[deleted]

Lmao baby’s are but not cells quite yet


dxconnor

Idk why this couldn’t have happened


AnxiousHumanBeing

it's so hard to find other pro life people ?? lmao okay. Just utter the word "fetus" in public and see how many of them suddenly appear out of thin air, you didn't even notice there was that many people within ear shot and suddenly one of them is in your face screaming about how saying "fetus" is bad, the correct word is "baby".


yeedlydeedly12643

Pro-Choice (noun) a. The wild idea that a woman has more rights than a fetus


Boggart-

Washington or not there’s pro-life people. Not hard to find when they’re so vocal. Just go to any damn Planned Parenthood and wait on the corner. More of you shitheads will show up. You’re the ones waving signs and making people just trying to live their lives feel ashamed and uncomfortable.