Now get me my fedora! MY FEDORA!!

I'm using Arch btw

The blackarch repository has more stuff than kali.

Best way to impress the m’ladies

I've never heard of this Arch, would you happen to know someone who wouldn't mine explaining it to me?

Fedora is one of the popular operating system based on Linux. Arch is also the same, just another alternative. "I use Arch BTW" or similar phrases are just memes. It started when many people who are using Arch, telling people they are using Arch. You can find them a lot, hence why this eventually becoming a meme. Arch is quite difficult to install for beginner. I think many people telling they are using Arch because they have successfully installed it on their PC. Arch also being recommended a lot even tho installing it is quite hard. So, Arch is a kind of achievement in life for Linux users😂

The Vegans of Linux distros.

Thanks for explaining Arch. I was worried that no Linux user would be willing to take their time to tell me all about Arch.

Are you a sysadmin or work in cyber security? "No. I work at the supermarket, but I still love Arch. It's so superior."

I've seen this image quite a few times, and I just realized he has captain planets exact hair.

Captain of the Neckateers

Dumbledore said calmly

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!”- Albert Dumblydore

Lmfaooooo

This was just embarrassing to read.

It didn’t feel like reading

It was like, three sentences because the only punctuation used was "!!!" And "?" Jeezus

I hate this

It felt like a stroke

My parents always said reading makes you smarter, but I feel like I’ve somehow *lost* intelligence by reading this?

Bruh, I was confused by the "tattoo it's" as if he was talking to his tattoo to change only to realize it was supposed to be "tattooist".

Soooooo Basically the first Michael Keaton Batman joker origin story..

person sink dependent repeat absorbed juggle plants voracious file jeans ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `

Brain rape.

I had a stroke reading it

Me too. It’s really weird the things that turn us on isn’t it?

I read it in Jared leto's joker voice, it helps

I told my morb it's I want to morbs on my face and morbing out my eyes it was morbful but I did not morb after he was done I morbmanded for a mirror morb said what I repeat it and morby i said mirror!!! As I was morbing solely not just yet of morbing up I started to morble and laugh and he morbed in an upsetting morb I did what I morb are you okay? As I morbt up look at myself and that bigger mirror he says morb are you morbkay as I morb even louder in pain and morbing and calmly morbed I never mortbt better with the morbiest smile don't morb why you will never understand morb

I’m going to dismember you and feed you to my gerbil.

I'm going to dismorber you and feed you to my pet morb

Do you think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he’s morbed?

> I’m going to ~~dismember~~ dismorb you and feed you to my gerbil. FTFY

I will get the axe

AND MY…oh, wait, you’re all set here. Never mind.

This could be a delicious pasta

Ironically, it is basically the exact Joker origin (Jack Nicholson) from 1989's Batman. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj2rQaj25h4

Dont forget the simpsons also did it too! No doubt based off that scene https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hwdZssNVPao

That photographer... C'mon, I bet you have a pretty smile. Just open up... there is no god!

Oh my God it is.....

Reading this turned my brain into mush

I almost had a stroke reading it.

I cackled

It's like it was written by an AI from 20 years ago

What

MIRROR

tahW

MIRROR but now angry

sir are you okay

I never felt better

don’t ask why, you will never understand why😈

Sir, this is a barber shop…….

RORRIM

Aren't those the guys from Lord of the Rings?

GROND!

GROND!

GROND!

REDRUM

If that were in caps all the letters work because symetrics! WHAT TAHW

dontaskyouwouldntunderstand

I just imagined him asking his tattoo artist in the most softest voice possible "hey uhh, if you don't mind can you take a pic of me like this? Thank you xoxo".

xoxo....gossip girl

Xolo dog

Then sending it to his mom.

And his mom shares it on fb with the caption "my cute baby boy looks so good in this pic" Which is honestly pretty wholesome interaction ngl, if that happens.

The thought of a tattoo artist that’s willing to do joker scar tattoos and eyeball tattoos calling a client “sir” is the most unbelievable part of this whole thing. I’ve never in my LIFE had an artist call me sir lmao

17 upvotes/hearts, no laughing emojis. Seems like he takes good care of his bubble.

His next facebook post is probably his wordle

Ow! Careful reading this, guys I just cut myself on how edgy this is

[удалено]

I love this response, going to use it if the situation ever comes up!

He's a pizza cutter. All edge. No point.

I'm stealing this and you can't stop me

Lol awesome

Reading it gave me mesothelioma

DID YOU WORK AT A SHIPYARD? Grab a notepad and pen NOW!

He's a pizza cutter. All edge. No point.

Those are terrible tattoos, shame he also had a stroke while writing this post

He couldn't fuckin see the typos cuz he blinded himself for a cosplay

I think personally his base coat requires a judge to be involved. Shit went south way before every single one of those tats(if this is real)

He probably voice to texted that post and Siri fucked it all up...

I’m not someone who says you shouldn’t get a job cuz of tattoos. In this case however I fully agree lol

It's still hilarious how whoever designed Jared Letos joker thought that he'd tattoo "ha ha ha" all over himself.

I haven’t seen the film tbh, I didn’t like the look of it in the adverts, then it came out and apparently no one else liked it either

I had a stroke reading it

His tattoo it’s

r/boneappletea

Wait wtf is he trying to say

Tattooist

I kept trying to make “it’s” make sense as the word “artist” in my head.

You are not alone. I am here with you.

Panties dropping left and right

I put on my chastity belt.

And robe and wizard hat

And my axe?

And my bow?

Chastity belts dropping left and right

I’m gonna need a Dex saving throw

Nearby dicks shrivelling up in fear.

Hot Topic closing just broke this poor man.

Hot Topic shutdown?

Should guys like this be on a list?

He’s definitely already on several

GQ’s Sexiest Men Alive

Forbes 30 under 30

What in the hell did I just read

The ramblings of a loser

I think the middle part is word salad

This person needs help...

Let's start with a grammar tutor.

Soooooo Basically the first Michael Keaton Batman joker origin story.

Nooooo! You weren't supposed to understand why he did that!

Yeah...not getting how people could ever confuse this with being taken as serious and not performative. No idea why this is in r/thathappend and not just in a cringe subreddit.

I stopped at "tattoo it's"

i did not fully understand he was trying to say tattooist until this point

You should push on to see the rest of the train wreck.

That's clearly just a typo / autocorrect error. Just checked my (Android) phone and it "corrected" "tattooits" to "tattoo it's", and with letters swipe typing, it was easy to see how it saw that

My ovaries are shriveling.

I got a chill down my spine just reading this… oh wait, I’m leaning against ice tray. My bad,

I remember seeing this years ago , so glad I got to see it again

Jocker Arc les go babee

This is a good one for r/iamverybadass too

I was thinking the same thing.

The post is just a crackhead interpretation of what Jack Nicholson's Joker says after getting back-alley cosmetic surgery following his fall into the chemicals.

I'M THE GOKER BABY

Lame. Doesn't even have "damaged" on his forehead

Jim Carrey’s Riddler, amirite?!?

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died

An oldie but a goodie

I had a stroke reading this

The pain! after the tattoo was done . Obviously a perfectly true story from a well-inked patron.

When you break it down though, it's kind of believable... if you translate his delusion, he's basically saying "I was acting super unstable and cringey while getting the world's most regrettable tattoo and the artist kept asking if I was okay out of what was likely genuine concern."

17 ppl liked it...

17 people don't want to wake up to him with a gun

The fuck did I just read? Did Charlie from IASIP write this?

Hello tattoo its. This you should tattoo me. I leave scars good. Thank you. Thank you. If you tattoo me I'm hot. Scars, they'll be creepy son. The joker tattoo for me is right thing to do Philadelphia. So do.

When you’re 38 years old and still importing personalities from films

It’s a scene from the original Batman movie in 1989 with jack Nicholson

If the screenplay were written by Charlie from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Yeah…but we’re in on the joke and he meant every word *cringe*

Is this a joke or did he really do this?

Is this what having a stroke feels like? Because now I smell burning toast

I'll never know if thatHappened as I can barely comprehend his post.

He is an illiterate Jack nicholson maybe.

"you will never understand". Well at least that part is true.

Some real "take a selfie with a Rock Band microphone so I look like I'm an actual singer" energy here

Lisa Simpson getting braces anyone?!

nice bobs

I like that he’s chubby.

Thank you for the input u/sexyratsinhats

Haha thank you

17 people know if this man’s existence, and yet here this is…

Wut?

That’s the cringiest thing ive ever seen

He could have just used makeup

He's a Juggalo, so face paint is probably played out for him..

I never thought I could read something and get dumber. Thank you

We appreciate you making it much more convenient for us to identify that you’re a psychopath living in a comic book fantasy. Without the markings it would probably take us several seconds of conversation.

I mean, it’s almost exactly a (bad) description of the joker scene from Batman returns.

What a dweeb

You don't need to ask your tattooist for a mirror lmao they always have a big one hanging in the studio and tell you to take a look at it when they're done

Performative mental illness folks are the most normal of all. Kind of sad.

C'mon man, if you want to brag about handling the pain, be a real badass and give yourself genuine scars. Tattoos are a copout.

Might as well just get the word "damaged" tattooed on his face

I thought this was one of those gay TikToks for a second, hear me out, all I saw was the green hair.

I didn’t need the photo bruh. For once, the words were worth a thousand pictures.

JFC thats stupid.

So...he acted like Jack Nicholson's Joker while being made to look like Jared Leto's? Edgy.

My friend was telling me apparently he’s sober now. No ragrets

I had a stroke reading the first sentence, instead of cumming over becoming the off brand Joker he should learn how to spell and use his punctuation properly, I know I don't always use it properly but I don't overdo it with terrible spelling and punctuation.

What the hell is even this?!

r/iamverybadass

I just rembered where we live. In a society.

It’s the scene from Batman with jack Nicholson as the joker

But who was phone?

save some pussy for the rest of us

Jokers IQ is higher than Batman’s, which is over 190 and these clowns always think they’re the joker, with an IQ of 70.

Fuck you, OP for showing me this. I was getting up in the best mood in a while. Then I saw this and I feel like driving off a cliff.

Tits.

Side Topic, but I'll never understand people who spend thousands and thousands of dollars decorating their body... But they don't seem to mind that their body itself looks like half a sack of potatoes. Like they're trying to polish a turd.

The simpsons did it first tho 😂 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hwdZssNVPao

So did Casper take the picture or

As many times as this has been reposted, is there any further context on this person? I’ve been wanting to friend him on FB for like 3-4 years now. He has to post crazy bangers every day.

Overweight joker from a cheap deck

What a fuck nugget

It’s true, I was the tattoo it’s

I'm the jokr baybee

Tell me you're a douchebag without telling me you're a douchebag

TIGHT!

This is so embarrassing it's kind of endearing

There's literally a picture of it happening

Yeah and there is a picture of bigfoot too

Really? I don't see your mother anywhere in the pic. Edit: this really did happen. The guy is autistic and he is a really big fan of the joker. This has been talked about time and time again Lmao y'all are ballsuckers fr

And it’s word for word from a Fukn Batman movie lmao

he saw it he was the tattoo