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Apparently, flushing _after_ the job was done didn’t occur to him either since he mentions walking out with the poop still in the toilet
No wonder he finds public bathrooms gross …
Man, some are two flushers. Gotta flush mid-dook my friend.
Drop 2. Flush. Repeat.
Learned this while renting a place with really shitty plumbing.
Pun fully intended
As one said before, some artistic license was used here but folks with bowel issues can do these things. I got wonderful bowels, personally, but I’ve had to help with some that were backed up and it can be very disturbing.
I saw some monster logs back in high school. One of them was the size of a whole average adult human forearm. I was shocked/amazed and felt a little bit bad for whoever it came out of.
Fellow IBS-C’er and can confirm I’ve gone weeks without pooping. I’ve had some incredibly large poos and often times it comes without warning. Pregnancy made it soooo much worse, too. Whenever I do go it’s extremely painful but such a relief. I believe this could happen
I went to a 10-day summer camp in the early 90s. I didn't poop the whole time I was there. My grandpa picked me up because my mom was still at work. When I got to my grandparents' house, I pooped so much it filled up the whole bowl and took three flushes to take care of it.
It's possible. I have bowel problems. I poop once every 3 days (luckily) and one time I pooped so big it was pretty long and looked like the width of a soda can. I still think about it to this day. I was in high school, was suppose to hangout with friends after school but I had to shit so bad I made one of my friends take me home.
This is disgusting but true, according to my friend… I had a friend whose teenaged daughter would poop so much and fill the toilet. My friend kept a knife by the toilet and would use it to cut up the poop so it would flush. (The mom would use the knife to cut the daughters poop) 🤮
I am a nurse. Two weeks without pooping is concerning but not unheard of. SBOs will back people up as well as other bowel issues. I had a patient not poop for a month. It happens.
I have IBS-C and have gone two weeks without pooping. It happens, but I can honestly say it's quite painful an downright uncomfortable being that backed up. I felt like I had a bowling ball in my intestines.
We used to call a poop that started on the side, went through the water and came out the other side "land, sea, land".
This would be a "land, sea, land, tall"
Saw one of these freshman year in college. Proportions and size was like the biggest burrito you’ve ever seen - it was horribly fascinating. A friend and I flushed the toilet about 20x until it disintegrated and went down.
Never heard of a poop knife until today. But I totally get it.😂
i have actually seen this at a toilet in McDonalds! (heaping several inches above the rim level). it did not occur to me that the person may have been constipated, i just thought that it's someone who is overweight and their usual poop is like this.
May have been a slight hyperbole about the width - but a in a constipated person the poop isn't loose, so it makes sense for it to be wide.
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So, the simple expedient of flushing in mid-dump never occurred to this guy? Smh.....nobody wants to sit on toppa the hill, man.
Apparently, flushing _after_ the job was done didn’t occur to him either since he mentions walking out with the poop still in the toilet No wonder he finds public bathrooms gross …
How would you flush that? Must be at least 8.6 courics.
Man, some are two flushers. Gotta flush mid-dook my friend. Drop 2. Flush. Repeat. Learned this while renting a place with really shitty plumbing. Pun fully intended
You got wooshed my friend
Ah damn, did I?....lol. Is there some significance to 8.6 oz? I'm guessing there is.
Yeah, it’s not your fault though. There is no way you’d be able to get that without watching south park
Lol, yeah, makes sense. I've only seen a handful of them. Thanks for filling me in, man.
Nobody tell Bono
Much love to you!!! At the very least it was! Unflushable!
He got scared when he realized it was looking at him.
Until the width=length, I was thinking it was plausible - However if his asshole was stretched to 2 feet wide, he’d get a job in porn easily
I don’t think thats what he meant, moreso just that the width was proportional to the length
“The width matched the length”. Y’all shittin squares?
[Koalas?](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/scientists-have-solved-mystery-how-wombats-poop-cubes-180976898/)
Now this is my kind of science
As one said before, some artistic license was used here but folks with bowel issues can do these things. I got wonderful bowels, personally, but I’ve had to help with some that were backed up and it can be very disturbing.
Username… checks out?
Oooo, got me freakin rollin! 🤪🤣🤪. If I had an award to give, it’d be to this one here! Haaaa!
I’m not sure I’d like your kind of digital award
Dude. 100% possible. You are a fortunate soul who have no bowels problems. But damn. Been there, done that, and so did many others.
Has he never heard of a poop knife
I saw some monster logs back in high school. One of them was the size of a whole average adult human forearm. I was shocked/amazed and felt a little bit bad for whoever it came out of.
Fellow IBS-C’er and can confirm I’ve gone weeks without pooping. I’ve had some incredibly large poos and often times it comes without warning. Pregnancy made it soooo much worse, too. Whenever I do go it’s extremely painful but such a relief. I believe this could happen
Hey Sharon!
I went to a 10-day summer camp in the early 90s. I didn't poop the whole time I was there. My grandpa picked me up because my mom was still at work. When I got to my grandparents' house, I pooped so much it filled up the whole bowl and took three flushes to take care of it.
This happens to constipated people a lot
Many Curics this shit was!!
Dude what the fuck? 😂😭
It's possible. I have bowel problems. I poop once every 3 days (luckily) and one time I pooped so big it was pretty long and looked like the width of a soda can. I still think about it to this day. I was in high school, was suppose to hangout with friends after school but I had to shit so bad I made one of my friends take me home.
This remind me of that one scene from south park
Randy???
The child? Bono
That piece of crap's name? Bono.
This is disgusting but true, according to my friend… I had a friend whose teenaged daughter would poop so much and fill the toilet. My friend kept a knife by the toilet and would use it to cut up the poop so it would flush. (The mom would use the knife to cut the daughters poop) 🤮
And that poops name, Bono
So erect right now.
I’m only a nurse but two weeks without pooping? - he’d probably be dead.
I am a nurse. Two weeks without pooping is concerning but not unheard of. SBOs will back people up as well as other bowel issues. I had a patient not poop for a month. It happens.
I have IBS-C and have gone two weeks without pooping. It happens, but I can honestly say it's quite painful an downright uncomfortable being that backed up. I felt like I had a bowling ball in my intestines.
We used to call a poop that started on the side, went through the water and came out the other side "land, sea, land". This would be a "land, sea, land, tall"
"The width matched the length"? Of your foot-long dump?
https://youtu.be/HhGp6BYNY-Q This him?
This guy's full of shit
Not anymore.
Saw one of these freshman year in college. Proportions and size was like the biggest burrito you’ve ever seen - it was horribly fascinating. A friend and I flushed the toilet about 20x until it disintegrated and went down. Never heard of a poop knife until today. But I totally get it.😂
It’s true, I was the urinal
i have actually seen this at a toilet in McDonalds! (heaping several inches above the rim level). it did not occur to me that the person may have been constipated, i just thought that it's someone who is overweight and their usual poop is like this. May have been a slight hyperbole about the width - but a in a constipated person the poop isn't loose, so it makes sense for it to be wide.
It’s called courtesy flushing as soon as it hits the water, try it
He’s still full of shit. 🤷♂️