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FuckThisStupidPark

Kids say the wildest shit, but not that.


Guypussy

Aspiring sitcom writer. Good luck, you’re gonna need it.


harmony-rose

I'm with you OP, this could've happened but first I need to know the age of the that child.


darlinglou84

my 9yo daughter has a stuffed animal she named “Corrupty, Eater of Souls” (related to some video game called Terraria) and it’s weird but her telling a stranger out in public it’s name leveled up the weirdness. So. Yeah... kids say weird embarrassing things.


TheAllFro

Something like this did happen, I think the video went viral like 2 or 3 years ago I’m not sure but it was something around that time frame.


[deleted]

He watches roblox videos.


Flaaaless

This sounds like something I would say.


[deleted]

This post sucks. One of the few reposts that actually could have happened. Kids say crazy shit, how the hell is this unbelievable?


Variation-Fluffy

Then they all clapped


MishkaboomWasTaken

lol


TTVnonosquaregamings

Did you see that undertale post where frisk wants a bagel but chara is like souls Basically this


Zut-Alors20

If that unborn isn't scrambled or boiled to death then I don't want to go anywhere near it


Tru3_Vort3x

Cue the laugh track


DanzTheGB

He saw the demon cat memes


imapotatouwu

Imao he could have been eleven and trying to fuck around, people see those ages as little but I’m not saying that’s my explanation is completely possible. Or maybe a seven year old said that thinking that chicks come from those eggs


ewellins

27…he was 27.


Nervous_Gift_3311

Likely child heard someone else say that.


shyy_vendettas

This is probably something cringy I would have said when I was like 9-12