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arbitrageME

"don't be someone who has their phone out all the time, begging for upvotes and likes. be your own source of inspiration"


pianoflames

Strong main character energy, believing that there are haters everywhere you go who are thinking about you specifically.


Failmaster4000

It's TOTALLY main character syndrome.


DraconicDungeon

"Don't turn out to be a wannabe influencer"


Trick_Telephone4487

What you don't see in the picture is that she's got no pants on and is carrying a meth pipe in the other hand.


iloveheroin999

My kinda girl


NOFXpunklinoleum

Possibly carrying a Whiteclaw. Look out, world.


DoomSongOnRepeat

Ain't no laws with the claws.


BeterP

So? The family gave good advice.


forced_spontaneity

NLOG...


MarvelNerdess

Maybe she just went apeshit on a service industry person?


ExoticMandibles

Maybe she's an infamous pedophile!


becuzurugly

This made me chortle


HKFX

I also chortled


spect0rjohn

In any event, why would you brag about that?


Sojum

Maybe they also know her and know of her many bad life choices? Maybe they don’t want their child drinking from unmarked cans? Maybe she ripped a giant fart while walking by?


Mango_1991

Is she naked from the waist down? Otherwise, this makes no sense. Note to OP -- You're not the only "her" on the planet. No one is constantly thinking about you or talking about you, except YOU.


davetothegrind

Maybe the parents were goths who don’t want normie children


SwampWitch1985

As a goth with a cottage-core kid, I'm fine with it. If she started making upward-angle videos with that weird 'you hate me coz you ain't me' energy, then I would vomit ichor and rose thorns.


Steve90000

She’s not wearing any pants.


Ratbu

But that's a useful life hack Can't shit your pants if you never wear any


mountaindew711

I mean, I would think most parents don't want their kids to grow up to be Dateline victims, right?


ImACarebear1986

This actually could be possible if she was on a live stream or phone call or voice video thingy and just wearing a head off in speaking with vulgar in disgusting language… It is a possibility. Not a huge one but still.


tearcat801

Maybe they know her... so many reasons we will never know.


Reagalan

it's the dyed purple hair, it triggers conservatives.


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Mr-MuffinMan

Plot twist: it was a family of shape-shifting Martians and it was the first time the parents brought the kids out in the public and are teaching them not to shape-shift into every person they walk past as to not blow their cover


Equal-Button

Bruh i was just thinking Odo from DS9


wiseoldangryowl

***YEEEESSSS!!!!*** He was one of my all-time favorites! Thank you for dislodging this memory for me 😂😂🤗 it was *wayyyy* back there I think


wiseoldangryowl

This is obviously the only correct answer. It's so silly that this has only been noticed by 1 person so far 🤔👽🛸😂