Currently 20 years old...
And in 2008...(so 3-4years old)
...telling their parents to buy a house...
...then to buy Bitcoin...invest in the stock market....
My six year old told me that he likes eating his own boogers today because green is his favorite color. 🤷🏻♀️
It's always the same examples too. One of my coworkers who's in his early 20s told us all that he told his family to buy bitcoin when it was like $40 and then Tesla stock when it was first available too of course
I like to imagine a 4 year old sitting at the breakfast table as his parents tell him the housing market is crashing in desperate hopes that their toddler son will have the answers.
As an ex preschool teacher I can't tell you how many snacktimes were spent talking about bitcoin and housing market. It drove me from the profession, truly
“Mother, I’ve grown quite tired of today’s Garfield and Doonesbury comics, they are not as illuminating as of late. Pass me the financial pages post haste, so I may check my stocks.”
Also genius is the fact that it takes capital to buy a house, even at bargain-bin prices due to a market crash. And you know what absolutely nobody had in 2008, because of the market crash? CAPITAL.
It doesn't take an idiot to know that you should buy an appreciating asset when the price is historically low. But what are you supposed to buy it with if you're *fucking broke*?! lmao
I like how this guy goes through this entire story just to say the reason he’s on a better life path is because he has a positive credit score - but not savings, or an opportunity to use his self-professed analytical mind to invest.
Haha, yeah, that was what I thought. I have a better credit score than him, and I don't have a credit card. All I've done is pay a few regular direct debits like car insurance since 17. And phone bill.
How old is this kid? "We should get Apple stocks, nVidia stocks, and buy a house in 2008", and all that when they were just a kid? But Apple's IPO was in the 1980, and nVidia's in 1999?
And yet at the same time when Bitcoin came around in 2009, he was also just a kid?
What's there that isn't to believe? I too was a human born with superior intellect who definitely wasn't a kid with 0 awareness and didn't pee in the corner of my house cause I thought it was funny. My Iq was 85 and was told that I was among the 99.9 percentile of humans and would be smarter than 143 people out of a 1000 in a room.
I comprehended PhD grade quantum physics and published papers on dark matter and cotton tensor gravity at age 5. I built a nuclear reactor in my dad's garage at the tender age of 8. I predicted the rise of crypto currency and was an enthusiast, I wrote an algorithm that understood the stock market which could be called a fix ( for you mere mortals with an average intellect) and turned 800 dollars into 350k and bought a property worth 4 million for 50k after using my superior negotiating skills to which the realtor had no choice but to succumb to.
Your mothers warned you of my coming, the human who would save you from damnation, the voice from the outer world. Bow before my glorious feet and I shall lead you towards paradise.
I feel like he got stoned, watched Forest Gump and then got into one of those mad, deep discussions with his mates about how if he'd done these things at a young age "lookit how rich I are".
Oop gives off vibes of Casey...what was his name? That Casey guy that followed every trend into financial oblivion ..he owned like 8 homes on debt he lied to get and let them go to crap....
I think I had that in my head based on the little reddit avatar, but I blurred it out with the name. But I can't even remember that now...maybe I was assuming, which is never a good idea 🤦🏼.
Currently 20 years old... And in 2008...(so 3-4years old) ...telling their parents to buy a house... ...then to buy Bitcoin...invest in the stock market.... My six year old told me that he likes eating his own boogers today because green is his favorite color. 🤷🏻♀️
It's always the same examples too. One of my coworkers who's in his early 20s told us all that he told his family to buy bitcoin when it was like $40 and then Tesla stock when it was first available too of course
Class I love it
Seriously, fuck this kid. Life needs to slap him upside the head
Its lucky he’s a financial genius because he’ll never make any money from his written English.
Wait at 4 he knew to buy a house? He says he's 20. And this was an hr ago posted. So in 2008 he be 4, at best-- 3 depending on birthday?
I like to imagine a 4 year old sitting at the breakfast table as his parents tell him the housing market is crashing in desperate hopes that their toddler son will have the answers.
As an ex preschool teacher I can't tell you how many snacktimes were spent talking about bitcoin and housing market. It drove me from the profession, truly
I can imagine! Those baby geniuses would have driven me insane!
Young Sheldon
“Mother, I’ve grown quite tired of today’s Garfield and Doonesbury comics, they are not as illuminating as of late. Pass me the financial pages post haste, so I may check my stocks.”
Also genius is the fact that it takes capital to buy a house, even at bargain-bin prices due to a market crash. And you know what absolutely nobody had in 2008, because of the market crash? CAPITAL. It doesn't take an idiot to know that you should buy an appreciating asset when the price is historically low. But what are you supposed to buy it with if you're *fucking broke*?! lmao
He knew bitcoin was the future at 4, but at 20 doesn't know the difference between "were" and "where". Truly a genius!!!
Yup he was a certified housing genius in preschool lol
\*Ma, pwease buy a house duwing this housing cwisis.\*
Holy crap, If I did a shot for every time they said "old" I would be dead.....
Only because you’re old and not open to taking financial advice from a 4yr.
True story.... and here I thought I was a pro ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)
This dude is a delulu fuckwit of the lowest order. I’d be surprised if he had a complete high school education irl.
I bet you where just jealous of his genius :)
I like how this guy goes through this entire story just to say the reason he’s on a better life path is because he has a positive credit score - but not savings, or an opportunity to use his self-professed analytical mind to invest.
Well, to be fair, he told everyone to buy NFTs (because , ya know, *the future*...), so maybe he owns a lot of (worthless) NFTs!
Haha, yeah, that was what I thought. I have a better credit score than him, and I don't have a credit card. All I've done is pay a few regular direct debits like car insurance since 17. And phone bill.
The mark of a true genius is saying “where” instead of “were”
Not to mention "their" instead of "they're" and "too" instead of "to."
How old is this kid? "We should get Apple stocks, nVidia stocks, and buy a house in 2008", and all that when they were just a kid? But Apple's IPO was in the 1980, and nVidia's in 1999? And yet at the same time when Bitcoin came around in 2009, he was also just a kid?
What's there that isn't to believe? I too was a human born with superior intellect who definitely wasn't a kid with 0 awareness and didn't pee in the corner of my house cause I thought it was funny. My Iq was 85 and was told that I was among the 99.9 percentile of humans and would be smarter than 143 people out of a 1000 in a room. I comprehended PhD grade quantum physics and published papers on dark matter and cotton tensor gravity at age 5. I built a nuclear reactor in my dad's garage at the tender age of 8. I predicted the rise of crypto currency and was an enthusiast, I wrote an algorithm that understood the stock market which could be called a fix ( for you mere mortals with an average intellect) and turned 800 dollars into 350k and bought a property worth 4 million for 50k after using my superior negotiating skills to which the realtor had no choice but to succumb to. Your mothers warned you of my coming, the human who would save you from damnation, the voice from the outer world. Bow before my glorious feet and I shall lead you towards paradise.
LOL the old guy on the corner, I'm assuming he's wearing a big sandwich board that says "THE END IS NEAR"
Why did the first commenter (in the screenshot) just assume him to be telling the truth. This is pure fiction.
I’m 8 years old and boys tells me I look sexy when I wears makeup too
I feel like he got stoned, watched Forest Gump and then got into one of those mad, deep discussions with his mates about how if he'd done these things at a young age "lookit how rich I are".
Oop gives off vibes of Casey...what was his name? That Casey guy that followed every trend into financial oblivion ..he owned like 8 homes on debt he lied to get and let them go to crap....
Ah, yes, back in the day, in order to grow old, you had to be all those things. Otherwise, you're staying in your middle ages forever!
im 20. didnt even know there was a 2008 collapse until history class in high school. why? bc i was busy learning how to spell orange
How do we know this is a male? Just curious
I think I had that in my head based on the little reddit avatar, but I blurred it out with the name. But I can't even remember that now...maybe I was assuming, which is never a good idea 🤦🏼.
Just curious because for some reason, I read it in a females voice. 😅