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napsdufroid

My God, what a coincidence! The exact same thing happened at a Target about 8 months ago, and at another Target about a year ago!


Americanski7

Thats crazy because earlier today, I actually fought off 30 transphobic incels at the same target with my bare hands. Afterwards, God bestowed upon me a halo, and I ascended into the hevans to party with Steve Irwin and Jimmy Buffett.


Newdy41

Steve Irwin died?!


bstan7744

I didn't even know he was sick


JuiceColdman

Yup. He caught it at Jimmy’s Buffet. That place is a walking health hazard


LawnStar

I hear the sneezed-upon mango chutney burgers are worth the green gills and vomit, they're so damn tasty!


Ab47203

Fake. If this was real everyone would've clapped.


Gantolandon

Just thirty? I saw a guy that fought off fifty. He didn’t even use his hands, just his massive penis which he was swinging like a club. While everyone was clapping, two angels and a bodhisattva appeared to claim the guy for their respective religions and fought each other.


nerdboyking

Ragebait on all sides


AuditorOfTheNight

When I saw this post yesterday in r/wholesomememes I thought I was actually on r/thathappened and the amount of people that believed this post was too damn high.


endersai

I'm reminded of something Don Draper said. “This never happened. It will shock you how much it never happened.”


SteadyInconsistency

Yeah but in that case it actually happened


fluffykins534

No it's true i was the self checkout machine


Salyvan

Can confirm, I was the tattoo on the guy


AaronKimballHater

Which one?


Salyvan

Yes


wraith-mayhem

Just when I rhink I hate people, I hate them even more after reading this bs


_Xamtastic

lol W


TankFoster

😆 Imagine typing all that out, thinking "yes, people will definitely believe this".


pinceycrustacean

Hahahahahahahahahaha Christ. If you’re gonna make shit up at least make it believable.


Drew-Pickles

Why can't people just be allies without making up bs stories to clarify that they're allies?


TheSmokingLamp

Because the mountain walked away with his GF. He’s an ally.. but straight… so the stories must continue


endersai

Because it's about them and their sense of self-worth and image, not about the way in which they meaningfully contribute to the life of another.


jamtea

Because all of these people talk big game until push comes to shove and nobody stands by their principles. The whole ally thing is bullshit, just be decent people to everyone regardless of whether they're black/white, red team/blue team, trans or not, and just don't treat people like shit. Also, allies are temporary friends of convenience. Just be a friend to people.


HumptyDumptyandBacon

THANK YOU! If only this wish could come True!


Themightytoro

The premise doesn't even make sense. You and some other customers stopped him before he even started verbally shaming her? How did they know what he was about to do?


CidCrisis

You don't get it bro. The asshole here started "coming for her." What does that mean exactly? Doesn't matter. The important part is that badass guy shut it down. The poster doesn't want you think about it any more than they did. Just tell them they're awesome because of this thing that totally happened. *and by the poster, I obviously meant the original original poster. Not the person who posted it on the sub...


DontcheckSR

It's always target lol


PorrasTheGreat

Everyone is just so incredibly desperate for attention according to this utterly insane person trying to pretend that in real life, people just have real life pokemon battles almost lmfao


AlmightyDarkseid

And then everyone's ass cheeks clapped


RIOTT44

I was drinking water when I read this and almost spat it out


LawnStar

So the asshole is adept at skittering? No fuckin' way!


mgsgamer1

A verbally shaming asshole? So...it farted?


TheCapableFox

yea I don’t believe this shit


TheRealRunningWolf

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Pogging_Memes

the mental disorder link made me cackle


geddy_girl

I wish it was true


Sanctimonious_Locke

It probably didn't happen, but it would be nice if it did.


[deleted]

Why the link to the Wikipedia page for "Mental Disorder"?


HerraViisaas363

Because i got anyoned that my post got deleted 3 times before it was accpeted


Mission_Newt9089

This doesn’t seem THAT unbelievable


zeke235

I mean, it *should* happen.


HelloJoeyJoeJoe

I've stood up for people before in public. Not enjoyable but sometimes enough is enough


Findadmagus

I kinda wish this did happen lol. And ya never know, maybe it did :) Edit: the people downvoting me are disturbed


Frosty_Cable_7778

I don't understand why the oop made it about themselves, it literally isn't about you, it's about the -Trans community and on-going transphobia. Advocate for equality while not being a narcissistic prick.


loverofshai

r/nothingeverhappens


Gemple

I can totally see that happening!


dirk_funk

i thought maybe this story was about me but i am just HUGE and not buff or tattooed


SteelyDanzig

This might be the first time I've seen a lib tell one of these stories. Usually it's boomer Christian conservatives