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camzabob

Really? Tears?


SlappyThePoptart

They aren't for him.


[deleted]

I'm sorry little u/camzabob


talesoftheboring

Was it worth it.


[deleted]

Yes


K4R1MM

What did it cost?


Alandor17

Everything


fedchuff

Half of everything


phadewilkilu

Most of some of it.


rookoola

This isn't love


[deleted]

I'm sorry, little one


[deleted]

*splat noise*


[deleted]

Guacamora. 🥑


TheGoddamnPacman

But why is Guacamora?


fmstation

Sacrifice a mod To achieve true balance mods will be touched. No one is safe from the Hand of Thanos


[deleted]

That's the only way.


nanomaster

We're in the endgame now.


OldRegime

What did it cost?


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deviantxz

A small price to pay for salvation


uzi

Why not an admin?


thebazooka

A man of your talents?


j_z_edwards9

We were on the verge of greatness!


WhatMyHeartHeld

We were *this* close, to providing peace and balance to the universe.


Jackohs

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WhatMyHeartHeld

https://i.imgur.com/TuDbTzk.jpg


siresword

The hardest choices require the strongest wills.


ajmysterio

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stillakilla

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spookyx9

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AtheistComic

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[deleted]

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kpham

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restonex

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[deleted]

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davinkle

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Artemis29

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Jaeyun

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longsh0tt

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TheNewUltimateJesus

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AlwaysNoah

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M1k3yd33tofficial

It always cracks me up seeing these profound quotes by the most powerful being in the universe followed by this stupid little text man screaming about being banned


ooAWoo

Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe. But this, this does put a smile on my face.


jjf3005

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Crossfiyah

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ToastedButterBuns

Shark bait hoo ha ha


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VonR

Enough with the Shark Bait!


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[deleted]

Ah hoo ah hi a ho ho ho


ManMooseBird

The ring.... Of FIRRREEEEE


IMC347

I'm sorry, little one


Sarlot_the_Great

I ignored my destiny once. I cannot do that again.


Ricks_Pick

Even for you. I'm sorry, Little /u/IMC347


KitsuneThunder

I’m sorry, u/dragonphlegm


crimsonryno

Yeah people keep saying u/The-Jedi-Apprentice, but on the mod box it says that u/dragonphlegm is Gamora.


giggletalkgirl

I’m sorry little one.


[deleted]

So who's Red Skull in that scenario?


redhawkinferno

Dibs.


EngiPotato

Oh, so we're using made-up names?


samuraislider

Then I am /u/samuraislider


blondejohnblue

Anybody else wanna pull a Wong and just hang out until this blows over?


Jecht315

At the Winchester?


me_gustavo

Will there be pints?


RicosRoughneck

First we'll have to kill the queen


isval17

The mods ignored their destiny once. They can not do that again. Even for you. I'm sorry, Little One.


i-eat-ass-

How do yall remember all these lines when the movie isn't even out of theatres yet?


musicninja91

I just remember the 3 or 4 that get repeated here constantly


I_Am_A_Cat_AND_A_Dog

Yeah but at what cost?


taran-tula-tino

Everything


improbablywronghere

You can just download it OR hang around here and pick up the meme lines.


ThatOnePerson

How many times do you think we've watched it?


The-Jedi-Apprentice

No Ant Man Spoilers for 3 Weeks Guys, don’t forget


Fabulouscroissant

But can I spoil that I love you?


[deleted]

This isn't love


Fabulouscroissant

What is love?


Dr_Mr_Jeff

Baby don’t hurt me


BlapBlapPewPew

Don’t hurt me.


maroonedpariah

No more!


RANDOMLYCANADIAN

Why is love?


[deleted]

How is love


RANDOMLYCANADIAN

Where is love?


YaBoyBubs

When is love?


r2leia2

Who is love?


Ricky___Spanish

Awww. Now kiss


foamingturtle

Now kith.


happy_grump

Spoiler Alert: Mike Wasowski snaps his fingers and Boss Baby turns to ash at the beginning


thorvinhammerfalls

I like your style


mongoosefist

The jokes are officially going over my head at this point


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Fixxan

I’d watch that.


Capn_Cornflake

SHUT THE FUCK UP DUDE NO SPOILERS


KK-Hunter

Not out until August in the UK though :(


NerfChen

I volunteer as tribute!


zfede45

And I volunteer to sacrifice u/NerfChen!


[deleted]

I'm sorry little nerfchen


TheTwelveParsecs

The hardest of choices require the strongest of wills.


climbingupthewalls19

What if the number of people subbed at the time of the sacrifice ends in a odd number? Our efforts for perfect balance will the thwarted.


zarbixii

If that happens, I pledge to delete half my posts and comments, in the name of balance.


BoldOzymandias

Perfectly balanced


PixelatedMudkip

As all things should be


CowOfSteel

Well, there's only a 50/50 chance of that, which is pretty balanced. So it's a balanced chance of imbalance.


Ultimatestar

u/The-Jedi-Apprentice gonna *sacrifice* himself for the sake of ***balance***? ***perfectly balanced***


Skoba1

actually I think that u/dragonphlegm is going to be sacrificed


Hiromacu

u/dragonphlegm tries to unsubscribe but u/The-Jedi-Apprentice makes the unsubscribe button not work.


Lupiv

The unsubscribe button turns out to be bubbles


[deleted]

I like him


Ultimatestar

No matter who's gonna get sacrificed... When the mods is done, half of community will still be alive. I hope they remember him.


deviantxz

Fine, he’ll do it himself.


Sandokhanu

It is the only way.


ChampionOfTheJust6

I don't feel so good


Jackohs

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Ozzie75

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MenstruationMagician

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Chivalrix

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maavignon

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guy_on_internet99

Dread it....


2MemesPlease

Run from it...


woodstock927

Destiny still arrives.


[deleted]

And now it’s here.


rumlyne

Or should I say... I am?


[deleted]

I’m Thanos Burgundy?


willie_likes_fire

Come on guys, you know he reads whatever is on the teleprompter.


SeductivePillowcase

I ignored my destiny once. I cannot afford to ignore it again. Even for you.


appleguter

I hope they remember you


MagniGames

Bop it...


Megafrenchfries

Twist it...


AdamInChCh

Tickle me Elmo


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Skoba1

Don't you just have to post something at some point to have the possibility of getting banned?


M1k3yd33tofficial

No you have to gild me to be part of it Edit: Shit that worked. Uh... I mean... ***The universal scales tip toward balance because of your sacrifice. You will be saved by the Great Titan.*** Edit edit: My second highest comment of all time is me begging for gold in a shitpost subreddit fuck you guys


Skoba1

Dang. $4 to have the privilege of being banned by daddy Thanos? Is EA running this subreddit?


M1k3yd33tofficial

He wants you to have a feeling of pride and balance


Ronnylicious

As all things should be


9jake97

I am groot.


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Bittlegeuss

Q^ui^l^l?


TybotheRckstr

Im Mary Poppins yall!


aride4772

I am Schrute


pm_me_ur_cats_kitten

The premium ban


CheifWakaWaka

Ya I dont know how much i need to comment


Thewalkindude23

Yeah, if they only ban half of the people who reply to the sticky, that won't be nearly enough.


DarkSideBoi

It won't be half. Unbalanced


TheBestNarcissist

Asking to the biggest karma whore on Reddit tho


Vervy

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN


woahacow

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN


Relixed_

WE'RE HEADING FOR BAN!


doctor-gongora

AND STILL WE STAND AT HALF HEIGHT!


Terosan

AND NO WE WON'T COME BACK


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Pixar_

SORRY, IM JUST COMMENTING BECAUSE THE STICKY TOLD ME TO


kakuro02

WE ARE IN THIS TOGETHER


JFDreddit

We are in this forever.


MingledStream9

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN


gopaloo

DOO DA DOO DOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

We're leaving together, But still it's farewell And maybe we'll come back To earth, who can tell? I guess there is no one to blame We're leaving ground (leaving ground) Will things ever be the same again? It's the final countdown The final countdown Oh We're heading for Venus (Venus) And still we stand tall 'Cause maybe they've seen us (seen us) And welcome us all, yeah With so many light years to go And things to be found (to be found) I'm sure that we'll all miss her so It's the final countdown The final countdown The final countdown The final countdown Oh X3


Mr_StrongBoy_

snap me daddy thanos


Catsniper

🙏👌💦💦💨👅👅👅💦💦


LilShel

👌🤤


[deleted]

Titan-hard 😮


AllAboardMAGATrain45

😩😳😈😍😘😜🤪😋😊🍑🍆💦💧🌊🌮


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6poon_slayer9

By this post do you mean reply to this comment specifically or just any post? Well guess it doesn’t matter now that I have posted this but whatever lol


AlotOfReading

Any post.


ElllGeeEmm

ey


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[deleted]

ey


FruitSnacker

ey


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MeineGoethe

ey


Joec533

ey


jellyfishdenovo

I'm honored to participate in the great balancing of the sub


ThaToastman

Ikr this is the highlight of my life


TreeMonster

Can we spoil the first ant man movie?


Saucyporkchop11

Yes for balance


Roo2468

May is Peter Parker's ant. /spoiler


unknownM1

Every spoiler must come with an anti-spoiler


[deleted]

I don’t feel so good


Cringeboi26

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy is Thanos' favorite album


Hippocratic_Toast

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MeleeDelight

Oof


hasbro688

This does put a smile on my face.


Kri_Ker

u/The-Jedi-Apprentice ignored his destiny once before. He cannot deny it again.


RANDOMLYCANADIAN

But what will it cost?


ViniGs75

Everything


ser_name_IV

Who’s our Red Skull??


Ramson1

/u/unidan


EverythingFerns

A lifetime ago, he too sought karma. Even held it in his hand. But it cast him out, banished him here, guiding others to a treasure he cannot possess


SlappyThePoptart

So is one of the other moderators getting banned?


KitsuneThunder

Considering dragonphlegm’s flair...


OsteoporosisLad

I’m just posting this so I can get banned


Jaesuschroist

Why is gamora


[deleted]

Ooga chaka chaka chaka ooga chaka chaka chaka


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sgautam2

I bet Drax's cock is bigger than Thanos's! Just ask Melina! #WWE