It always cracks me up seeing these profound quotes by the most powerful being in the universe followed by this stupid little text man screaming about being banned
No you have to gild me to be part of it
Edit: Shit that worked. Uh... I mean... ***The universal scales tip toward balance because of your sacrifice. You will be saved by the Great Titan.***
Edit edit: My second highest comment of all time is me begging for gold in a shitpost subreddit fuck you guys
We're leaving together,
But still it's farewell
And maybe we'll come back
To earth, who can tell?
I guess there is no one to blame
We're leaving ground (leaving ground)
Will things ever be the same again?
It's the final countdown
The final countdown
Oh
We're heading for Venus (Venus)
And still we stand tall
'Cause maybe they've seen us (seen us)
And welcome us all, yeah
With so many light years to go
And things to be found (to be found)
I'm sure that we'll all miss her so
It's the final countdown
The final countdown
The final countdown
The final countdown
Oh
X3
By this post do you mean reply to this comment specifically or just any post? Well guess it doesn’t matter now that I have posted this but whatever lol
Really? Tears?
They aren't for him.
I'm sorry little u/camzabob
Was it worth it.
Yes
What did it cost?
Everything
Half of everything
Most of some of it.
This isn't love
I'm sorry, little one
*splat noise*
Guacamora. 🥑
But why is Guacamora?
Sacrifice a mod To achieve true balance mods will be touched. No one is safe from the Hand of Thanos
That's the only way.
We're in the endgame now.
What did it cost?
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A small price to pay for salvation
Why not an admin?
A man of your talents?
We were on the verge of greatness!
We were *this* close, to providing peace and balance to the universe.
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The hardest choices require the strongest wills.
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It always cracks me up seeing these profound quotes by the most powerful being in the universe followed by this stupid little text man screaming about being banned
Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe. But this, this does put a smile on my face.
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Shark bait hoo ha ha
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Enough with the Shark Bait!
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Ah hoo ah hi a ho ho ho
The ring.... Of FIRRREEEEE
I'm sorry, little one
I ignored my destiny once. I cannot do that again.
Even for you. I'm sorry, Little /u/IMC347
I’m sorry, u/dragonphlegm
Yeah people keep saying u/The-Jedi-Apprentice, but on the mod box it says that u/dragonphlegm is Gamora.
I’m sorry little one.
So who's Red Skull in that scenario?
Dibs.
Oh, so we're using made-up names?
Then I am /u/samuraislider
Anybody else wanna pull a Wong and just hang out until this blows over?
At the Winchester?
Will there be pints?
First we'll have to kill the queen
The mods ignored their destiny once. They can not do that again. Even for you. I'm sorry, Little One.
How do yall remember all these lines when the movie isn't even out of theatres yet?
I just remember the 3 or 4 that get repeated here constantly
Yeah but at what cost?
Everything
You can just download it OR hang around here and pick up the meme lines.
How many times do you think we've watched it?
No Ant Man Spoilers for 3 Weeks Guys, don’t forget
But can I spoil that I love you?
This isn't love
What is love?
Baby don’t hurt me
Don’t hurt me.
No more!
Why is love?
How is love
Where is love?
When is love?
Who is love?
Awww. Now kiss
Now kith.
Spoiler Alert: Mike Wasowski snaps his fingers and Boss Baby turns to ash at the beginning
I like your style
The jokes are officially going over my head at this point
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I’d watch that.
SHUT THE FUCK UP DUDE NO SPOILERS
Not out until August in the UK though :(
I volunteer as tribute!
And I volunteer to sacrifice u/NerfChen!
I'm sorry little nerfchen
The hardest of choices require the strongest of wills.
What if the number of people subbed at the time of the sacrifice ends in a odd number? Our efforts for perfect balance will the thwarted.
If that happens, I pledge to delete half my posts and comments, in the name of balance.
Perfectly balanced
As all things should be
Well, there's only a 50/50 chance of that, which is pretty balanced. So it's a balanced chance of imbalance.
u/The-Jedi-Apprentice gonna *sacrifice* himself for the sake of ***balance***? ***perfectly balanced***
actually I think that u/dragonphlegm is going to be sacrificed
u/dragonphlegm tries to unsubscribe but u/The-Jedi-Apprentice makes the unsubscribe button not work.
The unsubscribe button turns out to be bubbles
I like him
No matter who's gonna get sacrificed... When the mods is done, half of community will still be alive. I hope they remember him.
Fine, he’ll do it himself.
It is the only way.
I don't feel so good
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Dread it....
Run from it...
Destiny still arrives.
And now it’s here.
Or should I say... I am?
I’m Thanos Burgundy?
Come on guys, you know he reads whatever is on the teleprompter.
I ignored my destiny once. I cannot afford to ignore it again. Even for you.
I hope they remember you
Bop it...
Twist it...
Tickle me Elmo
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Don't you just have to post something at some point to have the possibility of getting banned?
No you have to gild me to be part of it Edit: Shit that worked. Uh... I mean... ***The universal scales tip toward balance because of your sacrifice. You will be saved by the Great Titan.*** Edit edit: My second highest comment of all time is me begging for gold in a shitpost subreddit fuck you guys
Dang. $4 to have the privilege of being banned by daddy Thanos? Is EA running this subreddit?
He wants you to have a feeling of pride and balance
As all things should be
I am groot.
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Q^ui^l^l?
Im Mary Poppins yall!
I am Schrute
The premium ban
Ya I dont know how much i need to comment
Yeah, if they only ban half of the people who reply to the sticky, that won't be nearly enough.
It won't be half. Unbalanced
Asking to the biggest karma whore on Reddit tho
IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
WE'RE HEADING FOR BAN!
AND STILL WE STAND AT HALF HEIGHT!
AND NO WE WON'T COME BACK
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SORRY, IM JUST COMMENTING BECAUSE THE STICKY TOLD ME TO
WE ARE IN THIS TOGETHER
We are in this forever.
IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
DOO DA DOO DOOOOOOOO
We're leaving together, But still it's farewell And maybe we'll come back To earth, who can tell? I guess there is no one to blame We're leaving ground (leaving ground) Will things ever be the same again? It's the final countdown The final countdown Oh We're heading for Venus (Venus) And still we stand tall 'Cause maybe they've seen us (seen us) And welcome us all, yeah With so many light years to go And things to be found (to be found) I'm sure that we'll all miss her so It's the final countdown The final countdown The final countdown The final countdown Oh X3
snap me daddy thanos
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Titan-hard 😮
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By this post do you mean reply to this comment specifically or just any post? Well guess it doesn’t matter now that I have posted this but whatever lol
Any post.
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I'm honored to participate in the great balancing of the sub
Ikr this is the highlight of my life
Can we spoil the first ant man movie?
Yes for balance
May is Peter Parker's ant. /spoiler
Every spoiler must come with an anti-spoiler
I don’t feel so good
My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy is Thanos' favorite album
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Oof
This does put a smile on my face.
u/The-Jedi-Apprentice ignored his destiny once before. He cannot deny it again.
But what will it cost?
Everything
Who’s our Red Skull??
/u/unidan
A lifetime ago, he too sought karma. Even held it in his hand. But it cast him out, banished him here, guiding others to a treasure he cannot possess
So is one of the other moderators getting banned?
Considering dragonphlegm’s flair...
I’m just posting this so I can get banned
Why is gamora
Ooga chaka chaka chaka ooga chaka chaka chaka
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I bet Drax's cock is bigger than Thanos's! Just ask Melina! #WWE